Author's Note

Anytime they break the fourth wall or are aware they are Legos, it's too funny to me!

"Woah!" I cried, as I hit all the wall of this tunnel too. A chunk of debris flew past me, just barely grazing me. That made me squeak. There was a bright beam of white light, causing me to close my eyes on reflex. Why is everything so bright today? First, the interrogation from that cop, then the bright tunnel, what's next?

When I opened my eyes, I saw the ground, which looks like desert. I started screaming and closed my eyes again. I hit the ground, my whole body tingling for a second as I continued screaming. I inhaled, and stood up. "Where are we?" I asked. I heard another whoosh, looked up, and saw giant words appear in the sky. 'The Old West.'

"Woah, this is so wei-" I said, before Wyldstyle hit me with a flat cactus. "Ouch!"

"You're not The Special, you lied to me!" she cried.

"Well, maybe I could be," I said.

"You don't even know what a Master Builder is, do you?" she asked.

"I mean..." she started walking off and I ran to catch up with her, "I know what a Master Builder is but why don't you tell me so i can see if you're right," I said.

"You ruined the Prophecy," she said, pained.

"I-I'm sorry. You just made being The Special sound so good!" I admitted.

"And to think, I was going to travel to the end of the universe with you," she said, walking faster.

I gasped. She...she was? Wyldstyle? The girl of my dreams travel to the end of the universe with...me? This can't be real. "Well, maybe I am the special. What if...what if we just don't know it yet?" I asked.

"Shh!" she shushed, pulling me behind a gravestone. She watched two cowboys discuss a turkey leg before she jumped on them, and knocked them out. "Oh, my G-O-S-H!" I cried.

"We need to blend in. Here, take this," she started throwing things at me, "and this, and this, and this, and this." I caught them all until she threw a horse at me. "Ow."

I put the poncho on, put on the fake mustache, she tossed at me, the cowboy hat and stashed the gun somewhere in a tumbleweed. Who needs that? I mean, like, really? She turned around from the wagon. She's wearing an old fashioned black dress with white frills and lace. No matter what she wears, she always looks pretty.

"And, by the way," she said, "I have a boyfriend. He's super serious."

"Okay..." I said, confused. "I'm not sure why you bring that up," I said.

"Just so you don't get any ideas," Wyldstyle said.

"Ideas?" I asked. "I never get any ideas...Well, except for this one time I wanted all my friends over." I looked up to see her and her horse had walked off without me. "Hey, wait up!" I pulled my horse to catch up with her. For some reason, my horse is acting differently than hers. Maybe I have the untrained horse. I pat the horse's neck. "Good horsey! I said, smiling.

"So, uh, do you want to tell me what we're doing, why I'm dressed like this, what those big words in the sky were and what point of time we're in?" I asked.

"Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms," Wyldstyle started. "There is also Knight's Club, Clown Town, Pirate's Cove, Viking's Landing, and a bunch of others we don't need to mention."

"Mhm," I said, nodding.

"When Lord Business, or as you know him President Business, stole the Kragle-"

"Mhm," I nodded again.

I stopped paying attention really. My imagination took over at that point. "Blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff. I'm so pretty. I like you, but I'm mad at you for some reason."

"Mhm," I said. She said something else but I was busy staring at her. She stopped talking suddenly. Oh, she wants me to answer! Uhhh...

"Okay, I think I got it, but, just in case...can you say the whole thing again? I wasn't listening."

Her and her horse grunt at me. I pulled my horse to keep it next to Wyldstyle's. "Once upon a time," Wyldstyle said, angry at me, "the people were free to build whatever they wanted. But Lord Business got confused by all the building so he erected walls to keep things organized. He wants to use the Kragle to keep things in order."

"What's the...Kragle...supposed to do?" I asked.

"Lord Business wants it to keep things 'perfectly in order.' He wants to stop all the building. All the Master Builders got captured. Those who didn't built tunnels to keep them safe and went into hiding."

"Oh, I know the Kragle!" I exclaimed. "That cop guy kept saying something about using the Kragle to end the world in three days. I can't make any sense of it though."

"Tree days?" Wyldstyle asked. She gasped. "Taco Tuesday! That's what his plan is all along! Hurry! We must get this information to Vitruvius right away!" Her horse walked faster. I pulled my horse along faster, but it kept turning off road. "Come on, horse!" I encouraged. I pat it. It neighed and followed Wyldstyle's horse. "We have to get to the Office Tower right away!"

"All right, how bad can someone's office be?" I asked.