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Capítulo 1:
The only good thing about being on the verge of death was that you stopped feeling all the crap that comes with aging.
Lying in a bed at the world's best hospital, his great-great-grandchildren tried by all means to prolong his life and keep him with them. He appreciated the attempts, but he had already lived to 280 years old, practically a bag of bones covered in dust and wrinkles that made his skin stretch so much that it could be used to cover a car.
Anyway.
He was happy with the life he had lived.
The last user of chakra.
The last Shinobi.
Practically the last man of a bygone era.
The world continued without him, and although peace had its moments of fragility when it became weak, at least his descendants were still trying to follow in his footsteps. And he was sure they would succeed.
With a slight smile, Naruto took his last breath and everything turned dark.
"Hello, sir!"
And immediately the light came on, he wasn't so surprised, not after the life he had lived. So, confidently, he walked among the soft white clouds, towards golden gates made of pure gold.
Such entrance was guarded by a blond man in a white suit, who had a large book in his hands.
"Welcome to what is the entrance to the promised land! The eternal rest where you can reunite with all your loved ones and enjoy a peace you've never imagined!"
The old man shed some tears of pure happiness, while his body began to shine and turn into divine light, leaving now his young and healthy body at its best.
Goodbye to all the aches and pains of old age, he felt that he could now do anything, and now he wanted to see his family, friends, and all the people he loved.
St. Peter smiled at the old man's reaction, "So tell me sir! What is your name?"
"Uzumaki Naruto... first."
He had to be specific about that last part, many of his descendants named their children, grandchildren, and so on in a way to honor him.
"Uzumaki Naruto! Well, let's see, Uzumaki... wow... Uzumaki Naruto... shhh..." the angel closed the book with a sharp slam, confusing the shinobi, "I'm afraid you're not on the list."
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"..."
"..."
"Are you kidding me?!"
No one could blame Naruto for his outburst.
He literally saved the world more than once, risking his life countless times against so many challenges that many would have considered impossible to overcome.
And he did.
Uzumaki Naruto did it all.
St. Peter shuddered as the whole sky seemed to shake under a power that took him by surprise.
"It's that you have a pact with a pagan god."
"What?"
"At your birth, you were marked by a pagan god of death, binding your flesh with another demon, so... well, that's not good."
"It was a baby!"
"Yes... but you know, the rules are the rules."
Before Naruto could say anything, St. Peter pressed a red button on his desk that literally opened the sky under the last ninja's feet, who fell into freefall.
St. Peter had no idea what he had just provoked, a phone rang under his desk, taking it he answered.
"Here, St. Peter!"
"Hello, Peter."
The guardian of the entrance melted at the soft and pure voice of one of the highest authorities in heaven.
Gabriel, the younger sister of the supreme angel Michael.
She was the ultimate expression of beauty and purity, heaven's favorite.
And she was calling him! Him!
"Hello, Miss Gabriel! What can I do for you?"
"Well, I'm calling you because I got the information that a hero named Uzumaki Naruto just passed away, Please let him in! It's very important that he comes to me."
"Oh..." St. Peter broke out in a cold sweat, the angel's voice denoted an eagerness and excitement he had never heard before, "Ye-yes, he hasn't arrived yet."
"Oh... that's too bad."
His heart almost hurt to hear the number one angel sound sad.
"But as soon as he arrives, I'll send him to you!"
"That's great! Thank you, Peter!"
"Yes... you're welcome." Hanging up the phone, the angel stayed for a long moment looking at nothing, then threw himself on his book and shook it, "Undo! Undo! Ctrl + Z! Ctrl + Z! Ctrl + Z!"
He was so screwed.
End of chapter.
I watched the new series Hazbin Hotel and damn, I thought it was going to be crap, but it was better than I thought.
It has its pros and cons, but it's still good.
Why did Naruto end up in hell? Well, I would believe it's because of his supposed pact with a pagan god like Shinigami, if Minato did it, but Naruto ended up in the middle, and to top it off he made another pact with Kurama when he released him from his cage to become companions.
He literally saved the world many times and still ended up in hell.
I don't know much about religion, I grew up in a Catholic family and although they dragged me to church when I was a kid, I don't remember anything, so don't expect much
And I asked my dad and he told me that as far as he understood it.
If you haven't repented before your last breath of everything you did, you will never be able to set foot in the holy land.
Well then, heaven is out of my reach.
And even less for Naruto who wasn't even aware that the sins that made him fall, although, mind you, Gabriel (A character from DxD) was going to let him in anyway for recognizing by herself that his actions made him earn paradise.
Like what happened with Adam, damn, the guy is a son of a bitch.
Long live Adam from Shuumatsu no Valkyrie.
I don't know how far this story will go, which like my