Chapter 79: The Guild of Evil:
Tommy's POV:
I'm Tommy and now I'm 3! Also, Dil's no longer wearing diapies! Anyway, we met the mean magic lady, the Zim, and Mustard Mayonnaise. I can't think of anything that can go wrong now!
Matt Packet's POV:
We were all invited to a weird place. Me, my brothers, Ma, Magnus Buchanan, Mack Suckerburg, and Ginevra Maleficum.
"Who invited us here," asks my brother, Carl, "was it you, Ginevra?"
"It wasn't me, I assumed you did, Magnus," says Ginevra.
"It wasn't me, ah thought 'twas Mack!"
"No, I thought it was Lenny Packet," says Mack, "oh wait, he doesn't talk!"
"Ah bet this haes something tae dae wi' they annoying babies!"
"What babies," asks this one kid.
"They're th' maist uggin meddlers ever tae wear diapers!"
"I get hurt every time I run into them," says Mack.
"They made me into a joke," says Ma.
"They reduced me to a powerless state," says Ginevra.
"These babies sound like my enemies, the Wild Grinders!"
"A'body ever hear o' th' Wild Grinders?"
"No," I said.
"Come tae think o' it, a'body ever hear o' Stubford Hucksterball?"
"Oh, come on, you heard of me, I'm the raddest skater on the planet... at least I would've been seen as such if the Wild Grinders didn't keep showing me up!"
"Are you in the right building," asks Ginevra.
"Never heard of you," says Mack.
"It is I who invited you!" We look and saw it was some kind of creepy clown doll. "I was created as Mr. Friend, but now I am Mr. Fiend! I was supposed to entertain kids, but those babies treated me like a monster and then had me run over by a car! I managed to rebuild myself, and my AI started to develop and now I have a personality and one desire... revenge! We have all been humiliated by those babies!" He then shows the clips of the different times we were made fools out of by those babies... and the time Stubford was humiliated by the Wild Grinders. Seriously, did Mr. Fiend send the wrong invitation?
"CURSE YOU WILD GRINDERS," says Stubford.
"But together, we can take our revenge," says Mr. Fiend, "those babies will be no match for the Guild of Evil!"
"So, what's the plan," asks Ginevra.
"I'm glad you ask," says Mr. Fiend, "we'll discuss it over pizza!"
"A'm waantin' pepperoni!"
"Hawaiian," I said.
"Sausages," says Mack.
"I'll take steak and cheese," says Ginevra.
"Meatballs," says Stubford.
Tommy's POV:
"Where are we going, Grandpa," I asked. I can talk to grown-ups now.
"We're searchin' for the Crown of Titania! The Queen of the Fairies!"
"Looks like we have a group with us," says Kimi.
It was dark and we didn't recognize any of them.
"Ah loue it! we kin git oor revenge oan th' babies 'n' Lou Pickles! best day ever!"
"Quiet! Now, private meeting!"
Mr. Fiend's POV:
"Okay, now, for our chance to strike," I said, "Ginevra, Mack, you know what to do!"
Ginevra prepares her magic staff while Mack gets his phone app ready. It's supposed to fire an atomic blast... but he ends up blasting Ginevra, causing her staff to blast him.
"That didn't work," says Ma Packet.
"Plan B," I said, "Packet Boys, you get to work!"
The Packet Boys were about to grab the babies, but somehow, they grabbed bats and got attacked by them.
"Did anyone else hear something," asks Chuckie.
"Plan C," I said, "you know what, everyone just do whatever!"
Everyone runs to attack. Stubford gets on his skateboard and falls to the ground. "Dang it!"
"You don't need a skateboard for your attack," I said.
"Thinking outside the board," says Stubford, "I like it!"
"I'm hungry," says Phil.
Magnus tries to grab the babies, but Ma Packet accidently rams into him. Ginevra then tries again, but the Packet Boys fall on her. Mack... just trips. Then Stubford comes, riding a bike. "Say your prayers, Babies," says Stubford. He hits a wall. "I wonder what the Wild Grinders are doing!"
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. No wonder these guys lost to a group of babies!
Tommy's POV:
"Dag Nabit," says Grandpa, "the Crown ain't even here!"
Mr. Fiend's POV:
We were having another meeting. "Ah say we pat thaim in a rocket 'n' send thaim tae mars!"
"I say we take them to the middle of the desert," says Ma Packet.
"I just need an eye of newt, and a book of spells, and magic," says Ginevra.
"Not to worry," I said, "I have a plan!" I then laughed and then the others laugh.
"Does a'body ken how come we're laughing?"
"I have obtained the Crown of Titiana," I said, "it can grant any wish and I will use it to make sure those babies never existed! But in order for it to work, we must go to the same location of the Babies! Before then, tomorrow morning, we'll get breakfast!"
"A'm waantin' pancakes!"
"Waffles for me," says Matt.
"I like french toast," says Mack.
Tommy's POV:
It was morning and we were all playing together.
"Too bad we never found the Crown of Tighty-Wighty," I said.
"Yeah, that would've been neat," says Kimi.
"I'm kind of glad we weren't doom this time," says Chuckie.
"Wanna bet," asks Phil.
It's Mr. Buckie, the Mean Magic Lady, Mack Stuckburger, and the Packets!
"I knew this day would come," says Grandpa, "Ginevra's revenge!"
"We're a' 'ere! Sae, ye 'n' they rugrats thought ye cuid keep me doon, bit ken that th'day, a'm back 'n' ah shall, at lest, be yer end..."
"For too long, I have been cast aside, but now I shall finally show you my mystical wrath and your brats will learn what true fear is..."
"This is the end, the time for the Packet Family to finally rise and we will show everyone who the biggest crime family is..."
"My technology will be above everything you could ever dream of, and I will show you all that I am the Future..."
"I'm Stubford Hucksterball! You've never met me, but I am the greatest skater there ever was, my only regrett... is that you guys have no idea what I'm talking about...
They all started talking over each other.
"We cannae a' mak' declarations o' revenge! 'n' th' name o' vengeance shall be Buchanan!"
They then all came at us, and Grandpa fought them off. Then Daddy, Miss Hilton, and Grandma came, and they joined in.
Then we heard some slow clapping. We all look. "Impressive, most impressive, but now you must face the evil power of Mr. Fiend!"
"Who are you," I asked.
"Oh, you don't remember how you rejected my fun and had me run over with a car!"
"That doesn't help," says Lil.
"Whatever," says Mr. Fiend, "I have the Crown of Titania and it shall grant my wish! Crown of Titania, I wish to erase the existence of these babies and the idiots I have recruited!"
"What was that," asks the Magic Lady.
"I now see that you are all idiots that must be removed," says Mr. Fiend, but nothing happens. "What?"
"The crown only works for a living soul, and you are just a weird robot toy," says Grandpa.
"No, this can't be," says Mr. Fiend, "after everything I had to put up with?"
The bad guys then surround him. "Ye wur aff tae sacrifice us?"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..."
The bad guys then take him away. "Who was that guy," asks Phil.
It's never boring with us.
Glowface's POV:
I was watching the whole thing. "Did you see how they outsmarted him," I asked.
"That's not how it looked to me, Sir," says Lorenzo.
"This shows that they are geniuses, and I must capture them!"
AGU Adventurers' POV:
Tommy: I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yo, I run this, I smash it
Like my bass real hard, boom-bastic
Speed race baby, I'm a lot faster
Cause trouble, never listen to my master
New Benz all black, from Malaysia
Can't drive, but my mama don't care yup
To the top, I'm a take it to the ceiling
I'm on the moon but I feel the sun beaming
I'm so dope like ooh la la
So so fly like a helicopter
Sup to the hood and the homies on the block
Doin' it big, ya you know, what's up
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
So crazy, gotta put 'em in an asylum
Some come and try to say I'm a problem
Ha, solve it
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster
I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
Yo, yo, yo
I ran this, I rock this
I can see the future, no optics
More androids, robotics
Beam up hot chicks like I'm Spock
They be chillin' in my cockpit, my spaceship got exotic
One be trippin', come n' whip, hypnotic, they be talking 'bout ooh la la
Let's go far, way past them stars
We don't give a -, let's go to Mars
Ay, yo
I'm just tryna get it poppin'
I wanna be the first dude to love a martian
She love a man, cut the swag that I'm droppin'
I kill the game til it's chillin' in the coffin
When I start, there ain't no stoppin'
Yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo
(AGU Adventurers: Don't be acting like)
Don't be actin' like
Like you didn't know
Like you didn't know
Like you didn't know
Like you didn't know
I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love
And I don't have to try, I just do what I does
Don't have to tell me, I already know
They all want me
I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster!
It takes place after both Chapter 78 and Friendship of Snow White. In the next chapter, the Rugrats go to the Movies.