Chapter 81: Moose Country:
Tommy's POV:
Grandpa was telling us the story of when he tamed a wile moose. "I'll tell ya, Moose Country was one of my biggest adventures yet," says Grandpa. He then falls asleep.
"I hope the kids don't get any crazy ideas," says Miss Hilton.
I then had an idea. "Let's look for Moose Country," I said.
Glowface's POV:
"Sir, those Toddlers you've developed an obsession with," says Lorenzo.
"Yeah," I asked.
"They're looking for moose!"
"A moose," I asked, "by the way, work on your grammar!"
"Sir, the plural for moose is moose," says Lorenzo.
"Nahh, I'm pretty sure it's mooses," I said, "this is perfect! I'll lure them into my trap by having you disguise as a moose!"
"Sir, I have reservations," says Lorenzo.
"We can go on vacation later," I said, "let's put antlers on your head!"
Tommy's POV:
We were then traveling to find Moose Country.
"If we find a moose, are we gonna keep it," asks Kimi.
"We can teach it to dance," says Dil.
"I hope it lets us have its ticks," says Phil.
"What are ticks," asks Lil.
"Some kind of bugs," says Phil.
"Why don't we just go back," asks Chuckie.
I then saw something. "Follow me," I said.
. . .
We then saw it... Moose Country!
"Let's look for that moose," I said.
Glowface's POV:
"Okay, they're in this random neighbor's backyard," I said, "are you ready?"
Lorenzo was dressed as a moose. "I hate my life," says Lorenzo.
"Just be the moose," I said.
Lorenzo then gets on all fours and tries to pretend to be a moose.
Tommy's POV:
"Did anyone hear something," asks Kimi.
"Maybe it's the moose," says Dil.
"How do we catch it," asks Chuckie.
"With a net," says Phil.
"No, a hole," says Lil.
Then the two are arguing.
"Over here," I said.
Glowface's POV:
"They're coming," I said. I then ambushed them. "Sur... wait, who are you?"
"I'm Todd, this is Maurecia, Dana, and Myron."
"But you're not toddlers," I said, "what are you even doing here?"
"This is my backyard," says Myron.
"But where are the toddlers," I asked.
Tommy's POV:
Turns out, the moose was Spike, but it makes me wonder... was Spike trying to tell us something?
AGU Adventurers' POV:
Tommy: There was a great big moose
There was a great big moose
He liked to drink a lot of juice
He liked to drink a lot of juice
There was a great big moose
There was a great big moose
He liked to drink a lot of juice
He liked to drink a lot of juice
Singin' oh way oh
Singin' oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
The moose's name was Fred
The moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed
He liked to drink his juice in bed
The moose's name was Fred
The moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed
He liked to drink his juice in bed
Singin' oh way oh
Singin' oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
He drank his juice with care
He drank his juice with care
But he spilled it everywhere
But he spilled it everywhere
Now he's a sticky moose
Now he's a sticky moose
Cause he's all covered in juice
Cause he's all covered in juice
Singin' oh way oh
Singin' oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
Way oh way oh way oh way oh
There was a great big moose
There was a great big moose
He was talking to Bruce!
In the next chapter, Stu competes with Eggbert Toys.