Chapter 96: Tabitha:
Angelica's POV:
I was playing with my best friend, Cynthia!
"Are you playing with that doll," asks Josh.
"Yes," I said, "Cynthia's my best friend, Dummy!"
"Oh, well, guess what," says Josh, "I've never even heard of Cynthia!"
"What," I asked.
"That's right, you're playing with a loser doll," says Josh.
"You're still mad at me for pushing you to the ground and making you cry, aren't you," I asked.
"No, I'm over it," says Josh, "later, Losegelica!"
I really don't like him.
. . .
I then talked to Susie and Harold. "It's true," says Susie, "my brother said that Cynthia was a thing in 1991."
"When was that," I asked.
"I think it might have been when dinosaurs were around," says Susie.
"Whatever happened to those dinosaurs," asks Harold.
"I don't know," says Susie, "maybe if we ever meet Reptar, he would know. He is one."
"So, then no one knows who Cynthia is," I asked, "could Josh be... right?"
"Who's Josh," asks Harold.
"Angelica's enemy," says Susie, "he's worst to Tommy and the others then she is."
"I guess there's only one thing to do," I said.
. . .
I decided to dump Cynthia and replaced her with a brand-new doll. "Well, goodbye Cynthia," says Daddy, "and all the Cynthia related merchandise we had to spend money on."
"Drew," says Mommy.
I got my new doll, Tabitha. She's a Poptart. She does have better hair then Cynthia... but that's only because I'm the one who messed up Cynthia's hair in the first place. Long story.
. . .
That night, I then went to sleep.
. . .
I woke up and found myself in a weird place. "Wha-"
"Angelica, glad you're here!"
"Who are you," I asked.
"I'm Barbie and Cynthia needs your help!"
"What are you talking about," I asked.
"We're currently in a world where dolls are alive," asks Barbie.
"Oh, you mean like those ugly dolls," I asked.
"No, that was just a movie," says Barbie.
"Good, because I thought it was dumb," I said, "why were the ugly ones the good guys and the pretty boy doll the bad guy? That makes no sense!"
Barbie just stares. "So... anyway, Cynthia's in trouble!"
"What," I asked.
"Tabitha's captured her and we have to save her," says Barbie.
"I... no! Cynthia's as old as the dinosaurs," I said, "I'm not gonna save her!"
"Angelica, she's your best friend," says Barbie, "are you really going to sacrifice her just because she's old school?" I then thought about it. "Okay, I once played a mean Scrooge like character, and I think you need help."
"Huhh," I asked.
"Just get in my car," says Barbie.
"Okay," I said.
. . .
We were driving through the town. "There sure are a lot of you," I said.
"Welcome to Barbieland," says Barbie.
"Isn't it creepy to have everyone being you," I asked.
"Tell me about it," says Barbie, "I never even know who's who? But at least if someone's identity gets stolen, no one's gonna care."
. . .
We then arrived at Danger Mountain. (Thunder)
"Welcome to Danger Mountain," says Barbie. (Thunder)
"What was that," I asked.
"That happens every time you say Danger Mountain." (Thunder)
"Cool," I said, "Danger Mountain!" (Thunder)
"Stop that."
"Okay, okay. Danger Mountain." (Thunder)
"Can we go in now?"
"Okay. Danger Mountain!" (Thunder)
. . .
We entered and saw Cynthia tied up and Tabitha appeared before her.
Tabitha: Everybody see my sunny
Everybody see my shine
But they don't know my story
They don't know what's on my mind
I carry on like a princess
But man, I've got 'em fooled
'Cause underneath my business
I am cold, I'm hard, I'm cruel
Never gonna put a spell on me
Never ever gonna bring me back
Never gonna make me be
Somethin' I'm not because I'm evil
Tell the people
I'm evil
Open your eyes
I'm all a disguise
Everybody in my circle
Think I'm gonna be their friend
But I got bad intentions
And I'm gonna have 'em again
So why should I stop my dissin'
Or soften up my heart
Tell me what good is livin'
If you can't be who you are, yeah
Never gonna put a spell on me
Never ever gonna bring me back
Never gonna make me be
Somethin' I'm not because I'm evil
Tell the people
I'm evil
Open your eyes
I'm all a disguise
I'm evil
Tell the people
I'm evil
Open your eyes
I'm all a disguise
I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble
I'm gonna make some trouble (Chorus: so good)
I'm gonna find some trouble (Chorus: so good)
I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble
I'm gonna make some trouble (Chorus: so good)
I'm gonna find some trouble (Chorus: so good)
Never gonna put a spell on me
Never ever gonna bring me back
Never gonna make me be
Somethin' I'm not
Because I'm evil
Tell the people, hey
I'm evil, yeah
Open your eyes
I'm all a disguise
I'm evil
Tell the people, hey, yeah, hey
So evil
Open your eyes
I'm all a disguise
I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble
I'm gonna make some trouble (Chorus: so good)
I'm gonna find some trouble (Chorus: find the trouble)
I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble
I'm gonna make some trouble (Chorus: so good)
I'm gonna find some trouble
Oh, no!
"Why are you doing this," asks Cynthia.
"Because we don't need has-beens like you," says Tabytha, "but I'm not doing this alone. Literally everyone's forgotten you! Do you realize you haven't been around for 20 years?"
"The dinosaur time," I said.
"Even your biggest fan's replaced you with me," says Tabitha, "and she snores in bed!"
"I DO NOT," I shouted.
"Thanks for keeping our cover," says Barbie.
"Barbie," says Tabitha, "we meet again."
"Yeah, and you still owe me fifteen bucks," says Barbie.
"Well, I can't give them to you if you're dead," says Tabitha.
Tabitha then uses some kind of super scream against us. "And people say I'm loud," I said.
"I'll keep her busy," says Barbie, "you go free Cynthia!"
I then ran over to Cynthia. "Cynthia, I'm sorry I decided to get rid of you," I said, "I would never allow someone to be treated this way... at least not by anyone but me."
"Angelica, Tabitha has a weakness," says Cynthia, "the weakness all dolls have!"
"But how would being left behind at the park beat her," I asked.
"No, a doll's greatest enemy is a flaw," says Cynthia, "speaking of which, you better fix my hair later."
"I cannot promise that," I said, "but I can help beat Tabitha." Tabitha almost has Barbie beaten. "Hey, Tabby, nice zit!" I don't know what a zit is, but I hear teenagers talking about them.
"What, where?" Barbie then knocks out Tabitha with one punch.
We then untie Cynthia and Cynthia and I hug...
. . .
That dream made me realize that Cynthia's what I care about. So, I threw away Tabitha and got all my stuff back. I don't know why my Daddy didn't just sell it in the first place instead of throwing it away, but oh well. That was a great dream I had... but then I saw a lady, who looks familiar... "Barbie?"
AGU Adventurers' POV:
Angelica: Toyland! Toyland! Get out of my way in Toyland
While you're in my toyland, keep your fingers off, it's mine
Toyland! Toyland! I'm never bored of Toyland
While you're in my toyland, you gotta give me all your toys
Toyland! Toyland! I'm in charge of Toyland
It's not little girl or boy land. I'm the princess of the place
Toyland! Toyland! Dumb babies can't go to Toyland
It's only for the mostest beautiful girl in the world!
I don't really like Barbie that much, but I decided, why not? Especially since my sister is a huge fan of barbie for a really long time. Anyway, in the next chapter, Charlotte's Mother comes over.