Chapter 100: Angelica Pickles - Supervillain:
Angelica's POV:
I was making the others do whatever I tell them to do.
"Angelica, maybe we could just do what we want now," asks Tommy.
"I'm bigger than you and I say no way," I said.
"Angelica's as mean as Glowface," says Kimi.
"I know, right," asks Chuckie.
Glowface's POV:
I was watching those brats.
"I'm telling you," I said, "Angelica's ruthlessness is wasted with those kids. Do you see how she refuses to let them do their own things?"
"I do, Sir," says Lorenzo.
"The kid's a born supervillain! The Rugrats are just holding her back," I said, "reminds me of myself at that age... only I never talked to a doll and her mom didn't make her take accordion lessons... t-true story."
"Accordion Lessons?"
"Y'know, Lorenzo, I've been thinking for some time that I need someone I can groom as a successor, I need a second-in-command."
"Sir, I'm your second-in-command," says Lorenzo.
"Right, so you see my problem then," I said, "I need someone brilliant enough to carry on my proud legacy of evil! I need an artist of slavery; I need an heir to the Glowface throne! I need... sorry, would you mind pressing play on that?" Lorenzo then presses play on my radio for dramatic music. "I need... ANGELICA PICKLES!"
Angelica's POV:
So, now that most of the babies are no longer babies and they can talk, they tell my Mommy and Daddy everything.
"You've been mean to them this whole time," asks Mommy.
"I'm sorry," I said.
"So am I," says Daddy, "you're grounded!"
. . .
Now I'm stuck in my room. Stupid kids. It's all their fault. I'll get back at them. Then a robot came crashing in. I then ran and the robot chased after me. It then grabbed me. Then a TV screen came. "Angelica Pickles."
"Glowface," I asked.
"Please, my friends call me Glowface. I overheard you arguing with your parents after you showed your dominance over the other Rugrats. Angelica, I can appreciate your tyranny and I know what it's like to be ignored and disrespected. That's why I want to extend a hand of friendship." The robot then takes me away. "Man, kids will fall for anything."
. . .
I woke up in a weird room. Then Glowface came. "So, Angelica Pickles, we meet at last... again. Angelica, unlike your parents, I appreciate your talent."
"They appreciate me," I said.
"Oh, is that why they grounded you," asks Glowface.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch you right now," I said.
"Aside from the fact that I'm electrical and you could get hurt," asks Glowface, "oh, no reason. But please, hear me out." He then shows me some TV screens. "I know how it feels to be disrespected. To be treated like a baby. Those rugrats have taken away your dignity! They've demeaned you in every possible way! But you don't have to put up with such disrespect! No! You can get the respect, the trust, nay, the POWER YOU DESERVE! If you join S.N.A.F.U."
"Are you kidding," I asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I understand your reluctance, but perhaps a tour of S.N.A.F.U. World Head Quarters could change your mind," says Glowface.
"Won't anyone notice I'm gone," I asked.
"I wouldn't worry about that," says Glowface.
He then shows me a screen where everyone's being tricked by a robot Angelica.
"Let's do this," I said.
. . .
"You see, here at S.N.A.F.U., we're not just about slicing people with lasers," says Glowface, "we like to make our people... cast members, we call them... feel at home. That's why every Wednesday is 'Bring your puppy to work day'.
. . .
"And Fridays are 'Funny Hat Day'." He then saw some guys with funny hats. "IT'S THURSDAY, DUMMIES!"
. . .
"And we like to celebrate everyone's birthday each month with what we call 'Cake Day'."
. . .
"We, here at S.N.A.F.U. offer more than just cake and torture," says Glowface, "we also have an eye on... the Future! This is our supervillains of tomorrow program!" Larry's trying to teach them how to evil laugh, but they're not getting it. "Take five, Fernando."
"Lorenzo!"
"Good for you," says Glowface, "now, show them how it's done, Professor Angelica."
I then do a great evil laugh and everyone's cheering.
. . .
We're then playing with lasers, but there are targets that look like Tommy and the others.
"They tattled on you," says Glowface.
I then blasted them.
Tommy's POV:
Angelica's being so nice to us now.
Angelica's POV:
"Angelica, I'd like to present you with this token of my friendship," says Glowface. He then showed me a big jet thing. "It's yours! It also comes with a rank, second-in-command!"
"What," asks Larry, "but Sir-"
"I need your answer now, Angelica," says Glowface, "will you join S.N.A.F.U. and get the respect you deserve, or will you return to those brats who make a monkey out of you? I trust you'll make the right decision."
Tommy's POV:
"Angelica sure has changed," says Chuckie.
"Now she's being really nice," says Phil.
"And doesn't boss us around," says Lil.
"And doesn't take our snacks," says Kimi.
"She's become the bestest," says Dil.
We then stopped. "Angelica," I asked.
"Has," says Chuckie.
"Become," says Phil.
"The," says Lil.
"Best," says Kimi.
"Est," says Dil.
"That's a fake Angelica," we all said.
. . .
We then told Susie and Harold. "You mean to tell us that the only reason Angelica's being nice is because she's a fake..." Susie then stops. "Now that I said it out loud, she's gotta be a robot."
"That would explain why she hasn't needed to go potty," says Harold, "or eat."
"But how can we know for sure," asks Kimi.
. . .
We then took her to mine and Dil's Daddy. "Yep, this is a robot alright," says Daddy, "I'm going to have to let Drew know." He then walks away.
"Who would replace Angelica with a robot," asks Susie.
"It's gotta be Glowface," I said, "but how do we get to his evil house?"
"We could get your grandpa to take us there," says Phil.
"That works," I said.
. . .
Mine and Dil's Grandpa then takes us to Glowface's place.
"If that snow globe does anything to my granddaughter, I'll turn him into a... snow globe... yeah, I didn't think that through." We then saw him. "Give me my granddaughter back!"
"Certainly, Lou Pickles. Oh, Angelica!" Then Angelica came... dressed like Glowface. "Or should I say... Angelicaface!"
"That doesn't look good," says Chuckie.
"Hello Rugrats!"
Grandpa was about to fight her, but... "I... can't!"
"Soon, you will all see that joining the S.N.A.F.U. family is the only way to go," says Angelica.
"We're never going to do that," I said.
"No?" Then these helmets came. "Perhaps a little brain washing will change your minds?"
"This is so awesome," says Glowface, "finally, the worlds' most intelligent toddlers and Lou Pickles will be under my control! Awesome!"
We were going to give up... but then the helmets dumped water on all of us.
"Is this still part of the brain washing thing," asks Glowface.
Angelica then presses a button. "Thanks for telling me which one blows this place up," says Angelica.
"But-But I-But I thought you liked me," says Glowface.
"First lesson," says Angelica, "never trust me!" Angelica then said sorry to us... well, she was having trouble saying it. We then left.
Glowface's POV:
"You know, Buddy," I said, "we may be doomed, but I wouldn't want to face a fiery demise with anyone, but you."
"Dito, Sir."
"And I'm sorry I called you Lorenzo."
"I am Lorenzo."
"Whatever!"
Angelica's POV:
"So, Grandpa, you gonna tell my Mommy and Daddy how me being grounded caused all of this," I asked.
"You want me to tell them you hung out with a supervillain and almost joined him," asks Grandpa.
"On second thought, let's just leave this out," I said.
AGU Adventurers' POV:
Angelica: On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
AGU Adventurers: Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
Bad to the bone
Angelica: I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
AGU Adventurers: Bad to the bone
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
Bad to the bone
Angelica: I'll make a rich woman beg
And I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And I'll make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
AGU Adventurers: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-bad
Bad to the bone
Angelica: Now, when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet, haha
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
What I see I make my own
And I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Angelica/AGU Adventurers: Bad to the bone
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-bad
B-b-b-b-b-b-bad
Woo! Bad to the bone!
In the next chapter, the Rugrats go on vacation and meet some wild friends.