Chapter 101: The Rugrats Go Wild (1):
Tommy's POV:
I was pretending to be Nigel Strawberry. "Come along faithful viewers, on our journey through the drainforest as we search for that very unusual creature...the three toed sloth." We then found him. "Ah there he is, heathing with life! Let's get a closer look, shall we?"
A tiger then came at us.
"Oh no, don't! Cut! CUT," says Chuckie.
"Don't worry Chuckie, I'm Nigel Strawberry! Wild aminal expert!" The Tiger was coming closer. "And because I'm an expert, I think...Everybody into the truck!" The tiger then came at us.
"Say something, Nigel," says Lil.
"I can hears the tiger's running feet, see his sharp teeths, and Ah! feel a cool breeze."
We then got away, but then a crocogator came. I then threw a Q toy, and the Crocogator was distracted. Then we had to move, but the truck wasn't running. "Oh no," says Kimi.
"It's coming back," says Lil.
"But that was my onlyiest Q toy," I said.
"Let's feed him Phil," says Chuckie.
"I heard that," says Phil.
"That way! Through the swamp!"
We then got to the swamp, but then we started sinking. "Nigel, why are we sinking," asks Lil.
"Quicksand! I should've knowed! Guys hang on to me!"
I then grabbed the vine, but then the tiger came... and then the game was over. The tiger was Fluffy and the Crocogator was Spike.
"What are you doing," asks Angelica.
"We're about to get eated by that fercious siefrian tiger," asks Chuckie.
"You pretending to be Nigel Strawberry again, Tommy," asks Angelica.
"Yeah, he's my hero and when I grow up, I want to be just like him."
"Pickles, you're no Nigel Strawberry. You're not even a Nigel Raspberry!"
Angelica then walks away.
"And that's why Glowface wanted to adopt her," says Phil, "now, who wants to go look for cookies under stuff?"
"I do," says Lil.
They all then run off. Nigel Strawberry's on the TV. "The Panthera onca, commonly known as the jaguar seems determined to feast on my nether region, but not to worry. Well, faithful viewers our journey was a smashing success. Until next time, this is Sir Nigel Thornberry of Sir Nigel Thornberry's Animal World."
"Y'know, that Sir Nigel Thornberry's a lot like me," says Grandpa, "maybe next treasure hunt, I'll invite him along."
. . .
Everyone's getting ready. We're going on vacation. Mine and Dil's Daddy's the one who's making it happen.
. . .
We got to the docks... but turns out, we're not going on the big boat... no, Daddy got us... something different. It's a little boat.
"Who's ready," asks Daddy.
"Can this get any worse," asks Uncle Drew.
Glowface's POV:
"I call the first meeting of the Evil Syndicate to order," I said, "I have invited Denzel Crocker, Sartana of the Dead, who somehow escaped from the Land of the Forgotten, the Skrawl, Skulker, and Gonard-"
"Sir, turns out, Gonard isn't a real villain, he just plays one on TV," says Lorenzo.
"Really," I asked, "oh. You can go home, then."
"Can I keep the gift bag," asks Gonard.
"As long as you promise not to tell anyone about my secret base located in this uninhabited island where that Nigel Thornberry guy's looking for a clouded leopard," I said.
"Deal," says Gonard. He then leaves.
"Okay, then, Crocker, Sartana, Skrawl, and Skulker," I said, "time to begin working on our plan to take over the world! I have obtained the Crystal of Darkness-"
Lok's POV:
I played that dramatic music again.
Glowface's POV:
"-and we can use it to power this machine and then use this machine to cover the world in darkness," I said.
"Doesn't that crystal get you cursed by Darkness Juju," asks Crocker.
"I'm pretty sure Lou Pickles took care of that," I said, "now, time to work on our plan!"
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Rugrats get stranded.
