Having spent time on a farm as a girl, April was already wincing as Napoleon continued.

"Well, to make a long story short, momma duck apparently thought when Mark went for his pickup, he was after her eggs and she went on the attack. Which wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't tripped while backing away from her and ended up in the water."

She couldn't help but laugh at the mental picture.

"Oh, poor Mark."

"It gets worse. He comes back, scratched, soaked, and covered in feathers. Guess who the first person he sees is?"