Orion found herself in the woods. She thought maybe starting over from scratch and living in nature was what she needed. So she ditched her capsule house and left a note for anyone who comes back. She hid her ki so no one can track her.
She began to keep a journal in a sack to record her progress. She knelt down in the Forest that she met Android 16 in, and pulled out the journal and began to write.
First Day as a Trainee Assassin, I found a nice looking rock and a Y looking branch. I ripped a bit off my clothes to make the sling and wanted to hunt for animals to try and use as target practice.
Orion spent most of her time practicing on the wild animals before being tired. She managed to be seen by someone in the shadows.
"You're pretty good at aiming. You mind coming with me?" He asks.
"Okay but I pay extra for my services."
"What? No wait, come with me." The figure said taking Orion with them. It was silent the entire time before they made it to their location there was others there.
Second Day, as a Trainee Assassin. I decided to bribe the others into making a slanderous song against the 3/10 young fellow that brought me here and it backfired on me greatly because they ended up making covers of songs by Green Day, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavinge, My Chemical Romance, and a few other song writers.
Orion hatched a plan to spread chaos. She bribed the others to sing a slanderous song meant to slander and defame the person who brought her here, but it backfired on her greatly. She facepalmed as she shook her head at the "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" cover cleverly named "Don't Go Breaking The Head Assassin's Rules."
Third Day, as a Trainee Assassin I lured my enemy into a ditch to become a fully fledged assassin but managed to misread the standards and attacked the wrong guy, before I knew it the target fled.
Orion was given her first task to kill someone to prove her allegiance. She of course failed. Arriving back to the base she looked embarrassed and she was looking at the floor as the Head Assassin's tsking made her flush even redder.
"You failed Orion, you ended up killing someone else." He said. Orion hates this job.
"...I know but it was an accident."
"Which is why we're giving you another chance to try and ally with another assassin group. Get ready in the morning."
Fourth Day, as a Trainee Assassin we attempt to join a hit on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy he's fighting for the hit on the same guy have really similar names and it's finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now we're stuck with this total loser of a Head Assassin, because how the fuck do you explain that after a hit?
Orion was standing in front of the Head Assassin.
"You must be the new recruit Orion." The Head Assassin said. Orion rubbed her neck nervously.
"Yeah that's me…" She chuckles.
"You seem to be experienced in battles, hm?" He asked, leaning forwards.
"Yup. I have experience. Well fighting off that wretched Cell. Other than that this is my first time being an Assassin." Orion said.
"What made you want the job?" Head Assassin askes.
"...I wanted to find myself. I wanted to do something for a living. So why not?" Orion asked.
"Hm, I see. Do you have any issues?" He asked.
"Well other than blacking out when fighting head on, I do have stealth issues." Orion said, Head Assassin chuckles.
"What's funny… Sir?" Orion asked.
"You're the first person to actually admit they have an issue with stealth. But don't worry about that we'll teach you. Welcome aboard. You're now a Junior Assassin." Head Assassin shook Orion's hand.
Fifth Day as a now Junior Assassin and some sort of spy wanders into camp, my loser Head Assassin wants to execute him for being a spy but I convince him to let the spy stay, because I want to do more stealth-based strategies and I'm pretty sure having a camp spy can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the spy steals half the treasury and my Head Assassin's wife and leaves
Orion found a Spy wandering around the camp and Head Assassin stops her.
"It's a spy, Orion I should kill him." Head Assassin said.
"Wait a minute! I could learn stealth from him! Don't execute him!" Orion said. Head Assassin unsheathed his sword and crossed his arms.
"Go on." He said.
"After all I want to learn more about stealth." She said.
"I see. Well, go ahead."
Orion smiled and then was horrified after the Spy stole half the treasury and the then The Head Assassin's wife and left. Orion stood there gawking. Mouth a gap in shock.
"Orion, dear, it's not very polite to stare with your mouth wide open like that." The Head Assassin said.
"B-But. Sir your wife was kidnapped!"
"Yeah, she's always being kidnapped."
"How can you remain calm in a situation like this?"
"I just can, Orion dear. Don't worry." The Head Assassin said.
What. The. Fuck.