Here's Kendra and Chimpie in another adventure, like I said earlier! Sorry this chapter was done later than I'd planned. Anyway, let's get on with the show!

Kendra and Chimpie stood near a door on the pathway leading from their house, which opened, Chimpie frantically waving her hand at the person who opened it. "Well, if it isn't Chimps and her dimwitted twin sister Kendra," the person said. She was a heavyset scientist wearing a lab coat with a nametag labeled "XXXL" on the right side of her chest, whose orange hair stood up on her head, whose buckteeth protruded from her mouth, whose tongue also stuck out of her mouth, who spoke with a lisp, and who even had a really short orange beard jutting out of her chin. "Welcome to the secret laboratory of Professor Triple..." she continued, pushing her left hand through the doorway and breaking part of the wall in the process, revealing it to be a huge lobster claw, "Extra Large!"

Kendra and Chimpie saw this and hid in the bushes. "Well...uh...ah, yes...the...the crab claw is a minor setback in a super-secret experiment I'm conducting, to wipe out that reprehensible PTA Board once and for all!" Professor XXXL continued, then she looked down at Chimpie as she and Kendra emerged from the bushes. "Chimpie, my good lass...come right this way."

Chimpie whooped and clapped her hands in the air as she entered the lab. "Hey, Professor, Chimpie's not my sister, she's just my pet chimp and she..." Kendra began, but Professor XXXL cut her off. "Contaminate any hydrochloride substructures lately, Kendra?" she said, getting really close to Kendra's face.

"Chimpie's the one who put sardines in the..." Kendra began to respond, but Professor XXXL glared at her and interrupted again with "Bah!," making the former sheepishly smile and walk inside the building.

Kendra and Professor XXXL followed Chimpie through the lab. "I summoned you over, Chimpie," she said to the chimp, "because I'm in need of some chores done around the laboratory, and I can't think of anyone more trustworthy than you, Chimpie. Although I have to find some mindlessly simple job for your sister Kendra to do." She turned around and got into Kendra's face again, glaring at her.

"But, Professor, I don't think..." Kendra began as the mad scientist got out of her face, but she stopped when she saw the other two at a pair of doors.

"Ah, here we are!" said Professor XXXL as Kendra caught up to them. She opened the doors and turned on the lights. "Welcome, girls, to my horrible disease storage laboratory!" she shouted as she led Kendra and Chimpie inside. "Here I have stored and classified thousands and thousands of dangerous diseases, and I'm still not exactly certain why." She pondered a bit, then continued, "but regardless, I have stored and classified thousands and thousands of..." She stopped to clear her throat. "I also have some new specimens for my collection that must be alphabetically filed on these shelves."

As she was speaking, Kendra looked at a line of jars on a table, while Chimpie climbed up on a table with a clamp on it, which was suspending a flask of red liquid above the surface by its neck. Professor XXXL approached the table, putting her arm around Chimpie, looking at her in the face, and saying, "I am sure I do not have to remind you, Chimpie, about the hazards of such a hazardous enterprise," before leaving to look at other diseases. Chimpie whooped, flailed her arms around, and clapped her hands, accidentally shattering the flask and disintegrating the table, and causing all of them to fall to the floor.

Professor XXXL heard this and turned to Kendra, menacingly approaching her like a monster in a movie advancing upon its next unfortunate victim. "But I do indeed need to remind you, Kendra," she began, getting into the girl's face, "I don't trust you, Kendra." She poked Kendra's nose with her finger. "I don't trust you touching even one of those dangerous diseases," she continued, pulling herself away from Kendra's face. She pointed at Chimpie as the chimp waved her hands in the air, smiling, and stated, "only responsible Chimpie will solve the diseases," and, returning to the menace in her voice and shoving a clipboard into Kendra's hands, "while you, Kendra, will check them off on the checklist."

"But, Professor, Chimpie's just a chimp, she can't..." Kendra protested, but the professor got into her face once more, rebutting with "But, in your stupidity, you do break a container and get exposed to a horrible disease, you'll have to use the phone in my office to call..." She pointed to an open doorway, which revealed a glaring red phone on a desk, "...the Horrible Disease Help-Me Hotline. They will give you instruction on what to do for an antidote..." She got so close to Kendra's face it creeped the latter out and made her back away slightly, finishing with, "...hopefully." She gave her a mischievous grin, childishly teasing, "By then, it could be too late." and licking her lips.

The professor walked over to a table and got three jars, going back to Chimpie and handing them over to her. As the chimp struggled to lift them, Professor XXXL said, "Well, Chimpie, keep your lunkheaded sister out of trouble," before triumphantly stating, "for I must get going, if I, Professor Triple-Extra Large, am going to finally, once and for all, eternally enslave the accursed Parent-Teacher Association!" and walking out the door laughing maniacally.

"But I don't think it's a good idea to let Chimpie even..." Kendra tried to call back, but it was too late. Professor XXXL was already in the doorway, slamming the door. "Now, Chimpie, if you think that you're gonna..." Kendra began, wagging her finger at Chimpie, but the chimp was gone.

She had climbed up to a high shelf, swinging with one of the jars in her hand. Kendra looked up at this, with shock in her face. "Chimpie, get down from there!" she yelled.

But those words went into one of Chimpie's ears and out the other. She kept swinging on the shelf, trying to put that jar on to the shelf below the one she was swinging from and banging the other jars on there, which were crammed on there like sardine cans. The vibration caused a jar on the shelf two shelves above that one to fall down, and another table with equipment to shake. Kendra noticed this and shouted, "Don't do that! You're gonna...", jumping on the ground and barely managing to catch the jar. "Chimpie, get back down here!"

But it was too late. Another, much larger jar fell on top of Kendra's head, bouncing once, landing again, shattering, and releasing its contents. In the huge blue and yellow cloud of smoke, Kendra found the label, trying to read it. "What's this label say?" she said. "Swine Flu?"

Realizing what was about to happen, she ran out of it, darting toward Professor XXXL's office to call the hotline she had mentioned. She stopped at the desk, looked around, and hopped into the chair, swiveling around towards the phone and frantically dialing a number. "Hello, Giant Big Huge Ice Cream Cake Factory," said a woman's voice on the other end.

"Uh, ice cream cake?" Kendra responded. Chimpie flailed and clapped her hands nearby as she whooped. "Well uh, I'll take one large ice cream cake, I guess." Chimpie kept whooping excitedly. "Oh yeah, and I get that with extra..."

But before Kendra could finish her sentence, she made a piglike snort, and her head turned into the shape of a cartoonish pig. Immediately hanging up the phone, she dialed another number. "Hello, Horrible Disease Help-Me Hotline," said another voice, much deeper than the last. "Disease, please."

"Swine flu! Swine flu!" Kendra yelled, frantically waving her hand, and hoping for the cure as soon as possible.

"Alright, let me see," the voice responded. "Lime flu?"

"No! Swine flu!"

"Oh, swine flu. Well, that's...swine flu..."

While Kendra was listening to the voice's owner, Chimpie was whooping and running around the lab with more jar, trying to see what was inside. "You know what? I don't see any..." the voice continued. "Wait a minute..."

Chimpie appeared to the desk's left, trying to open the jar with a jackhammer and getting blue liquid everywhere around it. Kendra noticed the ruckus as the voice's owner continued, telling the chimp, "Chimpie, don't just sit there! Do something!"

Then the voice said, "Boy, maybe I should check with my supervisor on this swine flu..." as Chimpie ran around whooping and flailing her arms, then grabbed an umbrella and ran around with it. "Swine flu, right? Hmmm...swine flu..."

As the voice's owner continued talking as Chimpie dragged a huge dead fish across the desk (leaving green slime all over) and drove a race car into a wall. Kendra noticed the crash and looked at the wall, noticing a box that said...

"In Case of Swine Flu..." she read. "Chimpie! Chimpie, open that box!" Chimpie popped her head out, whooping. "The box, Chimpie! Open the box!"

Chimpie climbed out of the driver's seat and got onto the car's hood. She reached for the handle, then she jumped and grabbed onto the handle, whooping all the while. Then she pulled it down, and a chef with huge eyebrows popped out. The chef held a skillet in her hand, showing it to Kendra. "Bam!" she yelled. "Look at that bacon sizzle!"

Inside the skillet were three sizzling regular-sized bacon strips plus a few smaller bits, which sizzled in front of the literally swine-headed girl's face (and some of the grease splattered onto her swine head). The pig head squealed and jumped off of her body, running for the window and jumping through the glass. It landed on the grass and ran for its life as Kendra's normal head popped back out of her neck and she dashed to the window. Outside, the pig head continued on its frightened squealing run.

A few minutes later, they were back in the lab. Kendra was standing next to a stool where Chimpie was sitting. She pointed at the chimp, waved her hands, and began to lecture, "Now Chimpie, you're not supposed to be messing around with those jars, there's bad stuff in them!" She turned her attention to one on a table, reading its label. "Like this one here called...Salmonelliot Fitzgerald..." Then, turning back to Chimpie, she continued with, "Hmmm...sounds like that famous jazz gentleman, but it's actually a super deadly disease!" She looked at her checklist. "That is why chimps should not be allowed to touch these jars. Chimps are just not careful."

But as she turned her attention back to the jar; her clipboard punctured the glass; releasing a cloud of green foam, some blue goo, and yellow bubbles; the former (and some of the latter) of which covered Kendra head to foot. She walked back to Chimpie. "Excuse me, Chimpie, but I have to go use the phone," she said as she ran back to the office to call the hotline, her screams muffled by the foam on her head, as Chimpie waved to her.

She jumped into the chair (knocking it to the ground) and dialed the hotline's number again. "Horrible Disease Help-Me Hotline. Disease, please," said the operator once more.

"I got Salmonelliot Fitzgerald!" Kendra yelled, poking her head above the desk. It looked like Elliot Fitzgerald's head, ready for some jazz, and being in such a mood it sang enthusiastically like him and made its owner dance as well.

"Salmonelliot Fitzgerald, like that famous jazz singer? Wow, you're not gonna believe this. I actually know how to fix this one. To cure the Salmonelliot Fitzgerald, all you gotta do is lick a chimp. Trust me, it works every time." Kendra's eyes widened as she held the phone away from her face. "Of course, don't ask me where you can get a chimp, especially this late on a Saturday."

"That's right, it's Saturday! Where am I gonna find a chimp to lick on a Saturday?" Kendra asked as she began to sing spontaneously again, covering her mouth midway through. Outside of the office, Chimpie was pushing a pile of jars and tracking sludge all over the floor in the process. "Oh, Chimpie!" Kendra called.

Chimpie looked back at her companion in the doorway.

"Chimpie, I need to lick a chimp, but since it's a Saturday, most places will be fresh out by now. Any idea where I could find a...chimp...to lick?"

Hearing this, Chimpie darted out of the doorway. "Chimpie!" Kendra yelled, jumping over the desk and running after the chimp. "Come back and let me lick you!" She stopped at the doorway and sang and danced like Elliot Fitzgerald again.

When she stopped, she heard the alarm go off. She saw Chimpie running all over the lab, jumping on tables, and playing with two jars in her hands. "Chimpie!" she yelled, turning off the alarm, and startling the chimp, who threw these jars up to the ceiling where they broke. "Chimpie, what are you doing?" she said, walking over to where Chimpie (who was frantically waving her hand) was standing, before she broke into song spontaneously with the words "A mean professor" woven in between them. "The professor's gonna be back soon, and then like..." she continued in her normal mind, as one of the jars unstuck itself from the ceiling, falling towards the two. "And..." Kendra said, before slipping back into the Elliot Fitzgerald mindset and saying, "...another thing!"

The jar shattered on Kendra, turning her skin transparent and exposing her skeleton to the outside world. "Now what?!"

Professor XXXL was standing in the doorway, her lobster claw having been torn off and a few cords protruding from where her left arm was, her hair on fire, both of her lab coat's arms and her left pants leg also missing, her right eye bruised, two of the lab coat's buttons loose, some red sauce in several places on the coat, and a band-aid on the back of her head. "So, once again, I am embarrassed, battered and bruised, massacred by the insidious PTA! They even absconded with my claw!"

At a school elsewhere, a carnival tent was set up nearby, with its billboard reading "PTA SPONSORED CRAB CLAW COOKOUT TODAY! Free butter!" A blond-haired boy in a white shirt and blue overalls ran by it, laughing.

Back at the lab, the mad professor continued, "And now, I return to find my dangerous disease laboratory destroyed! You are responsible for this, KENDRA!," pointing her finger at the girl.

Kendra briefly pointed at Chimpie before the scientist advanced upon her ready to attack. Both of them ran away, Kendra chasing Chimpie while Professor XXXL chased her. During the chase, Kendra came into contact with a disease that caused purple flames (and some orange) to surround her, another that turned her into a human-sized humanoid bug (which made Professor XXXL grab the flyswatter to try to stop her), and finally one that made all her clothes except her socks and shoes vanish. Just then, someone said, "Hey!," stopping all three in their tracks.

That person was a short chubby woman holding a box full of melting ice cream. "Which one of you freaks ordered the ice cream cake?"

Kendra, Chimpie, and Professor XXXL exchanged glances at each other for a little while, until the latter looked at the former two and burst out with a smile on her face, "Come on, girls! Ice cream cake!" The chase resumed, this time with all three excitedly chasing the ice cream woman.

As the alarm went on again, the ice cream woman started fleeing for her life, shouting, "Hey, cut it out! Hey, leave me alone! No, hey, you guys! Hey, get your hands off me! Oh, she got cold hands!" The chase went on for the next few hours while the alarm kept sounding, each one of the four too caught up in the frenzy to notice the destruction happening and the diseases boiling up around them. Another one of Kendra and Chimpie's antics had blasted their day up in smoke, their shenanigans still never seeming to end.

The next (and final) upcoming chapter (which will arrive either tomorrow, the day after, or the day after that) is based off "No P in the Ool," the pilot of Codename: Kids Next Door that would be pitched to Cartoon Network and won the second Big Pick. In there, Sector V was the only KND sector, and the entire team was pretty much bumbling, unlike the best operatives they'd become in the final series. Plus, there were many other things that differed from the actual show, like Nigel's (or in this case, Nicole's) sunglasses being much duller, Abby (or Alberto here) wearing reading glasses, Wally (or Willie in my genderbent version) being as excited to go swimming as everyone else, Kuki (or in this series, Kenji) having a vaguely Japanese-sounding accent, the kids' necks being very long and the thick outlines being much thicker, and more stuff. With all that being said, let's get ready for chapter 3!