I closed my eyes, since we were approaching the sun and apparently breaking through it. This day keeps getting weirder, but, honestly, this is the most fun I've ever had. It sure beats waking up every morning and following the instructions precisely.

Oh, wait a minute. Wyldstyle mentioned something about President-er-Lord Business using the Kragle on Taco Tuesday to create a perfect world where no one does anything to 'mess anything up.' Maybe that's why he has us following his instructions! To keep us from doing anything outside of it! That's why the robots are after me! I went against the instructions and apparently am the banner to help the others do the same! This just keeps getting more and more dangerous, but, yet, exciting!

I opened my eyes to see the ground again. Aw, phew. Sweet floor! I looked around and saw the clouds in the sky, not where we are, and a dirt road that Batman is driving on. Okay, so this isn't exactly what I was expecting. "Is this, uh, Cloud Cuckoo land? Because I don't see any clouds...or cuckoos," I asked.

"No, this is Middle Zealand," Vitruvius replied. "A land full of knights, castles, mutton, torture weapons, poverty, illiteracy and, uh..." his voice trailed off, obviously forgetting what he was saying.

I looked out the window as he thought and saw a huge, red dragon flying right at us. "DRAGON!" I yelled.

"Oh, yeah, that," Vitruvius said. "Anyway, once we arrive at Cloud Cuckoo Land, we will assemble an army of Master Builders-"

That's the bit of the prophecy Vitruvius said about an army. He wants to build a Master Builder army to help me. But I feel terrible! I can't do any of the things it tells me to do, I can't even Master Build, and it looks so cool! I guess the only thing I've gotten close to doing is putting the wheel on my head, but that wasn't really Master Building. That was just improvising!

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, old man," Batman said, cutting Vitruvius off. "You guys should hear the speakers I installed in the back! I call them 'The Dogs!' Listen to them bark!" He pushed a button on the dashboard. There came a large hum behind Vitruvius and I and then the speakers started blaring. I couldn't hear myself think over them!

"Can you turn them down a little?" I yelled. I covered my ears, hoping for some freedom but it didn't help much. It just muffled anything Batman said after that.

"This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle," Batman yelled over the speakers, his voice still muffled from me covering my ears. "Darkness," the song blared in my ears. "No parents."

"It's about how I'm an orphan," Batman continued.

"This is real music, Emmet," Wyldstyle yelled over the speakers. Her lovely voice is also muffled. I didn't want to move my hands though or I might loose my hearing forever. "Batman's a real artist! Dark and brooding!"

"I write them for you, babe," Batman said, smirking at Wyldstyle.

"Well, I'm dark and brooding too!" I yelled over the music. I rolled down the window and stuck my head out. Ahh, much better. Now I get wind and my ear drums won't break. "Oh, guys look! A rainbow!" I said, smiling. It's a big, pretty rainbow! You don't get to see rainbows too often in Bricksburg!

"You're gonna drive up the curved part," Vitruvius said. Wait, drive up the rainbow? "Once we make it to the top, I'll give the secret knock." Batman parked the car at the top. We left, his speakers stopped screaming at us, and the rainbow disappeared. "Uhh..." I said, pointing at the place the rainbow was in. No one noticed. Uh, now we can't get back down?

"How are we gonna get down?" I asked, catching up with them.

"We'll figure it out, my son," Vitruvius said. "I'm sure they have access to exits here." He raised his staff and gave one, clean knock on the cloud. We stood for a minute. Then, the door opened, colorful lights and music leaving.

We walked inside. There are people dancing, everywhere, with smiles and strange costumes and whatnot. There are people dancing on the walls and there are weird, springy thingies that went over our head. "Okay, I'm just gonna say it: I have no clue where we are or what is happening," I said. Everyone had to have been thinking the same thing.

A pink, unicorn, cat thing floated over to us. "Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land!" she greeted. "I am Princess Unikitty!" Unikitty? I guess it fits. She is a cat...unicorn thing. She's kind of adorable. "Right this way!" she said, floating ahead of us, landing on the cloud floor, and skipping along. We followed her, sharing glances between us.

"There's no signs or anything," I stated. "How do people know what to do here?"

"In Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules!" Unikitty said. No rules? How is that possible? "There's no government..." but she's a princess, "no babysitters, no bed times," we walked past a group of people wearing their pajamas, "no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind!"

"But, you just said no a thousand times," Wyldstyle said.

"And there's no consistency," Unikitty said, glancing around smugly. What? That is weird. This place is strange. "Those all sounded like rules to me," Wyldstyle said. Unikitty ignored her and continued skipping. Batman however, is grumpier than usual. There is a clown and a lizard dancing around him with glowsticks. "I hate this place."

"Any idea is a good idea..." Unikitty said. said. Oh, that sounds nice! "...unless it's a bad idea. Those ones get pushed down deep inside where you'll never ever, ever, EVER..." she turned red and scary for a second, causing us to flinch away from her, except for Batman, who hasn't caught up yet, "find them!" She ended that last part happily, turning pink again. Well, uh...

"The Master Builders are in The Dog!" Unikitty said, changing the subject.

"The...The Dog?" I asked.

"The Dog!" Unikitty cheered. She led us up to a large building, shaped like a dog. Its purple with a white pattern on its nose. Oh, well I guess they name their buildings literally too. I gasped "Is that Superman?" I asked, excited, jumping.

"Yes," Unikitty said. I smiled.

"Hey, Superman," the Statue of Liberty said. Huh? W-what? "Oh, hey, girl!" Superman replied, excited.

"Superman!" Green Lantern said, floating up to Superman. "Do you want to sit together? Up there?" he asked, excitedly.

"Oh, um, I actually have to...go to...Krypton..." Superman said, flying off.

"D-didn't Krypton blow up?" Green Lantern asked, following him.

Vitruvius walked into the middle of the room, onto a pedestal. "My fellow Master Builders, including, but not limited to, Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf..." Gandalf? This is exciting! "...Swamp Creature, nineteen eighty something Space Guy-"

"Hey!" the Space Guy exclaimed, waving, and floating. He seems nice! "Two thousand and two NBA All Stars, and Wonder Woman. I have gathered you all here today because Lord Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world on just a few, short days: Taco Tuesday." The Master Builders gasp and yell in outrage. "Please, calm yourselves!" Vitruvius said. "Green Ninja..." I tried to gasp silently, but that didn't go out to well since Wyldstyle elbowed me, "Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo, and Cleopatra. Please, calm down. We have found The Special."

The Master Builders gasped and started whispering with each other. "Bring him forth," Gandalf said through the whispers.

"As you wish, Doubledore," Vitruvius said.

"I'm Gandalf!" Gandalf yelled.

"It's pronounced Dumbledore!" Dumbledore cried.

"Doubledoor?" Vitruvius asked.

"Dumbledore!" Dumbledore repeated.

"But I thought you just said Doubledoor," Vitruvius stated.

"Dumbledore!"

"You know what, just write it all down, 'cause I won't remember, but here we go!" Vitruvius said finally. He slid off the pedestal. "The Special will now give an eloquent speech."

Me? Give a speech? I can't give a speech! I only just learned how to put two pieces together without instructions! How am I supposed to give a speech? What do I even say? I'm nothing like the Prophecy said and I haven't had proper training!

"Go ahead, man," Vitruvius said, interrupting my thoughts. "You got this."

Author's Note

"I can be dark and brooding too!" He looked out the window to see a beautiful rainbow. "Ooh, look! A rainbow!"