Here we go again! I'm sorry I haven't been able to write as much, but I feel a bit burnt out. I'm trying to regain my drive, then I'll be back and updating like crazy, I promise. In the meantime, I hope you all enjoy the Scoundrels doing shenanigans.

jacobdkidder: I suppose he is. This is supposed to be more for fun, anyway. I'm trying to avoid bringing up Cain's age for that exact reason.

Guest: I suppose so. The stormtroopers are only good against non-named characters.

ketchup imaginario: That is very true. Like I said above, though, Imperial Stormtroopers are only effective against non-named characters.

Sentient Typewriter: Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy!

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51. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to hold "Jamaican vacation giveaways".

52. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sell counterfeit Infinity Stones.

53. Pictures of other Scoundrels in compromising positions are not to be put on the internet. Or the extra- or holo- net.

54. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to "water" Vrul. While they do get their energy from photosynthesis, they are not plants.

55. The Scoundrels are not "the final bosses" of anything.

56. The Scoundrels must try not to antagonize Spectres, Inquisitors, or ONI agents.

57. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to purchase anyone's soul on government time.

58. There are no evil clowns living under your bed.

59. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to form press gangs.

60. The Scoundrels are not the kings or queens of cheese.

61. If the thought of something makes you giggle for more than 15 seconds, you are to assume you aren't allowed to do it.

62. Crucifixes do not ward off superior officers, and you should not test that.

63. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to mount bayonets on heavy machine guns.

64. Try and keep all mockery of the press at an appropriate minimum.

65. You cannot imply your CO is possessed by anything.

66. You cannot trade your CO to the Covenant.

67. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use government resources to waterproof dirty magazines.

68. Radioactive material should not be stored in the barracks.

69. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

70. "I was drunk" is not a valid or appropriate excuse.

71. Mandalorian armor is not part of any of our governments' full dress uniforms.

72. You should not yell "Kobe!" when blowing up enemy starships.

73. The "revolution" is not now.

74. Unless you are in extremely dire circumstances, you are not allowed to eat your uniform.

75. Body checking general officers is not a good idea.

76. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to tell police officers that belt-fed machine guns are "medicinal".

77. If you check the box marked "Other" on official documents, you have to fill it out.

78. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to fill prescription drug bottles with M&M's or Mike and Ike's.

79. None of the Scoundrels possesses a name that, when spoken aloud, can kill.

80. Starfleet Headquarters has a strict 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy.

81. The proper response to a briefing is not "that's what you think".

82. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to end official reports with Sabaton lyrics. Or lyrics from any metal band, for that matter.

83. The phrase "to conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not to be said.

84. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to appeal to humanity's baser instincts on recruitment posters.

85. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to refer to N7's Iron Eye Soldiers Space Marines janitors anyone as "the cool kids".

86. None of the Scoundrels have "won the internet" and are not authorized to declare that they or any other individual or individuals have done so.

87. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use redacted data in official reports as "mad-libs".

88. The following are not appropriate sources for new crew members: temp agencies, reality show talent pools, forum trolls, "orphans", "urchins", "ragamuffins", "angsty teens", "those sons of bitches who I know had a stacked deck", ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, or ex-partners of any variation whatsoever.

89. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to sneak links to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up into official reports.

90. None of the Scoundrels possess "voodoo powers".

91. "Why not?" is not a valid excuse.

92. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to make masturbation jokes when in the presence of official dignitaries.

93. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to play the song Thriller in the presence of anything that could be considered a zombie, which includes but is not limited to Curse of Unbelief victims, Vrul Zombies, and Reaper Husks.

94. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to say the phrase "elephant sauce".

95. "No shirt, no shoes, no service" does not imply that undergarments are unnecessary.

96. The following words and phrases may not be used in marching cadence: budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, lubrication, your mama, all Marines are latent homosexuals, tantric yoga, rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz, we've all got jackboots now, or any references to squid.

97. You can't have flashbacks to wars you weren't in.

98. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis the world is going to end, more than once.

99. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to take or place bets on what would happen if the Tyranids fought the Flood.

100. The Scoundrels are no longer allowed to use the Enterprise's transporters to steal things.

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Well, there it is! I hope you all enjoyed the list. As usual, I always appreciate any comments, questions, criticisms, concerns, and reviews!