BAE: Beautiful and Evil – Golden BAE
As BAE continues to rise to the top of the WWE, Sasha Banks suspects that the God Girls are trying to break up her marriage to Seth Rollins. Will Sasha have it all or will she lose what matters to her the most?
Chapter Eight – The Impossible God Girl
Friday Night Smackdown, New York City, New York
At Smackdown, everyone was talking about the new miracle on the Hudson, when Finn Balor was inadvertently brought back to life by the Legit Boss Sasha Banks. Authorities were still looking for the giant red condor but after days of searching, it could not be found. The headlines were all about Finn Balor and Sasha Banks, which CEO Beth Hardy tried to parlay into PR for the next series of TV programming. At first Beth was mad, now she was over-the-moon with her cousin Sasha Banks. Beth gave Finn Balor a raise and an extra talking segment on Smackdown, but the rest of Judgement Day were more concerned that Beth Hardy seemed to be completely oblivious to reality. The fact was, that BAE, by order of Sasha Banks, tried to kill Finn Balor. The Undertaker Chokeslammed Finn into the Hudson.
"How is it that Beth doesn't know this?" Damien Priest asked Finn just before his talking segment was about to take place.
Finn shrugged, "Beth's the CEO, the only thing she cares about is the bottom line and let's face it, me coming back to life because of Sasha sells our product way better than me dying because of the Undertaker," he said and she smiled brightly. "I was dead Damien, I couldn't see or hear anyting for a long time. I thought I'd never see Becky again, I thought I'd never see Judgement Day again and I thought I'd never wrestle again," Finn touched his heart and took a deep breath, "Then I saw that Blue Thunder bolt and my eyes popped wide open and my heart started to beat. When I saw Becky's face I knew that something incredible had happened," Finn turned to Damien with warm smile, "God has a purpose for my life and I'm gonna tell the whole world about it,"
Damien Priest smiled as Finn's music hit and he entered the WWE ring to a massive ovation. A huge "welcome back!" chant erupted as Finn took the microphone and prepared to tell the WWE universe just how good it felt to be alive.
Backstage, all praise was going to Sasha Banks for "saving Finn's life", but the God Girls knew better, and one God Girl in particular was not about to let the praise parade continue.
[Becky Lynch's music hit]
GRAVES: The Man is here!
The fans went wild as Becky Lynch came out to the ring to join her husband, who greeted her with a hug and a smile.
BALOR: Man, am I glad to see you. I never taught I'd see you again and I wanna make every single moment count. I tink the time has come for us to start a family. I want a boy and a girl!
[the fans cheer wildly and a massive 'YES!' chant broke out].
Becky smiled and hugged Finn Balor who then kissed her to a rousing ovation.
BECKY: I would love to start a family with you Finn, but not just now.
[the fans boo]
BECKY: I have some unfinished business with the woman who allegedly saved your life. The truth is that the Legit Boss Sasha Banks is the reason you were in the Hudson in the first place. The whole world needs to know, that Sasha Banks is a no good, dirty, lying piece of s-
Suddenly, Becky's mic cut out and BAE's entrance theme played and Naomi made her way to the ring with Gigi Dolan.
NAOMI: My-my-my, you have a lot to say about the Legit Boss.
GIGI: Yeah maybe if your best friend Bianca Belair wasn't trying to steal the Legit Boss's husband, we'd believe you.
[the fans boo and start to talk amongst themselves].
NAOMI; But we all know that you and your friends cannot be trusted, that's why none of them are out here right now to protect you from this BAE beatdown that is about to take place.
Naomi and Gigi got into the ring and Becky stepped towards them but Finn stepped in front of Becky and the fans applauded.
FINN: That's the mother of my children you're talking to so I'd watch your tone before she slapped the extensions out of both your heads!
[the fans laugh]
GIGI: You're just mad because you can't get with this, we're way out of your league Finn Balor, but given that our Boss saved your life this week, maybe you'd be interested in giving BAE a second glance.
BECKY: Only if he wants his eyes to fall out of his head, you two are the ugliest dopes I've seen in my entire life!
[the fans laugh]
NAOMI: That's fine Becky, all you do is talk, so if you wanna run your mouth, why don't you run it in a Handicap match against me and Gigi Dolan, tonight?
[the fans cheer]
BECKY: You're on, but I'm not done talking about what Sasha did to my husband and if you tink you're gonna stop me from telling the truth about the Legit Boss, you got another thing coming.
Becky's music played as the Man stared down the two members of BAE before they left the ring and headed back up the ramp.
"I feel so dirty," Becky said as she and Finn got back to the gorilla position. "I should have written 'Sasha is a murderer' on a placard and lifted it up for the world to see,"
"Production would have just blurred it out," Finn said and he touched his wife's shoulder tenderly to calm her down. "I meant what I said Rebecca, I want to start a family,"
"Yes I know, you told the whole world without telling me, I know you want to have kids," Becky said and Finn could tell that in his enthusiasm, he'd overstepped.
"I'm sorry, my life had just flashed before my eyes. I guess I got caught up, I'm sorry I should have told you what I was going to say out there," Finn said and Becky shook her head. "I know being a God Girl means more to you than anyting else,"
"That's right my love and I will not bring children into this screwed up world until Sasha Banks is taken out of it, once and for all," Becky said and Finn backed away from her horrified.
"Rebecca, you're not seriously suggesting Sasha die for what she did to me? You're supposed to be a Christian, Jesus said that we shouldn't return evil for evil. Even though she did orchestrate my death, she is still worth saving. Seth has been trying to save her for years, and she has a daughter now. Are you really saying that she should lose her family just because she tried to kill me?"
"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying Finn!" Becky yelled. "I am sick and tired of everyone using the 'Get out of Jail Free' card everytime Sasha does something wrong. She used Blue Thunder on her own child and all the world is talking about is this lie that she saved your life with Blue Thunder. I'm sick of Sasha always getting her way!"
"Well then you might wanna see a doctor," Naomi said coming over to Becky and Finn stepped in-between them. "You're gonna end up in a hospital bed sooner or later Becky Lynch, keep running your mouth and you'll see how much damage Sasha can really do to your pathetic career,"
Becky scowled at Naomi who walked past her with Gigi Dolan who smiled at Finn Balor, "Remember what I said. Give BAE a second glance and we'll definitely make it worth your while," she said seductively and Becky went to slap her across the face but Finn grabbed her wrist before her hand could touch Gigi's porcelain skin.
"Don't start acting like a maniac," Finn said to his wife. "I thought you had gotten past this Rebecca. You're still jealous of Sasha Banks aren't you?"
Becky laughed but Finn didn't think it was funny, "I can't talk to you right now, you need to be a lot more upset than you are Finn. I'm going for a walk, I'll see you in the main event,"
"Okay, maybe when you calm down we can talk like normal human beings," Finn said and Becky turned around and gave Finn a very serious look.
"I'm not just a normal human being Finn Balor, I'm a God Girl and there is nothing normal about me or the life I live. Remember that the next time you decide to tell the whole world that you want me to be the mother to your children," she said before leaving and Finn exhaled as Damien's hand draped around his shoulder.
"Those God Girls are not easy to be with are they?" Damien said and Finn shook his head.
"No they're not but without Seth, they're impossible to be with," Finn replied and he made a mental note to call the leader of the God Girls after Smackdown to talk about Becky's vengeful attitude towards his wife Sasha Banks.
Bianca Belair was in the parking lot with Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss. Bayley Johnson had gone home to babysit Havana Rollins, her parents had a lot to talk about, though there wasn't a lot of talking going on at the Rollins household right now. Whenever Seth got mad at Sasha, she used his anger as a turn on and their fights always ended in bed.
"So they're having sex," Bianca asked Bayley as Havana watched Smackdown in the BayRock bedroom while she talked to Bianca on the phone.
"Yeah they're gonna be going at it for awhile. I think Havana might be here for longer than a weekend," Bayley said and Bianca smiled.
"Well it's worked for them this long, if all Seth can do is make sex his counter to all of Sasha's evil, I hope she enjoys every minute of it," Bianca said and she took a deep breath and Bayley frowned in disapproval.
"Stop that," she said to Bianca who feigned innocence.
"Stop what?" Bianca said.
"Stop wishing it was you getting smashed up against the wall by Seth instead of Sasha," Bayley said. "You know what the Bible says about coveting other people's spouses, it's a sin Bianca and the last thing we need is another God Girl falling into it,"
Bianca furrowed her brow, "I was just messing around Bayley, you know I'm not going after Seth, I'm on my best behaviour, my only desire is for my daughter to be happy. I don't want this divorce to be hard on her," Bianca said.
"Oh please, you can't fool me with that good God Girls stuff. You know that Seth would be the perfect father to Perfection, don't tell me you didn't imagine him putting his hands on you before he left New York City," Bayley said. "I've been there girl, I know how that feels. I know you're thinking about Seth more than ever now that 'Tez has left you, it's only natural you'd want another man to replace him,"
Bianca changed the subject, "Let's talk about Melo. Did you see how many hits he got wearing your big white cardi this week?" she said and Bayley nodded in approval.
"I know he's gorgeous, and single," Bayley said and Bianca furrowed her brow.
"What does that have to do with anything?" she asked critically.
"I'm just saying when the divorce is final, you have a very nice option waiting for you, that's all," Bayley said and Bianca gasped.
"I'm a hang up right now, get your crazy a** to bed, I am not interested in Carmelo Hayes," Bianca said and she hung up on a laughing Bayley embarrassed, then she noticed an angry Becky Lynch pacing back and forth.
"I'll get her," Charlotte said and the Queen jumped out of the back of Bianca's red Ford Mustang to talk to Becky.
Alexa turned to Bianca who was still reeling from Bayley's pairing of her with Carmelo Hayes.
"She's not wrong B," Alexa said playing with the ends of her long blond hair. "Melo's one of us now, is it so bad that you go on a date once your divorce comes through?"
"Yes Lexi it is, now I'm done talking about this. Please stop," Bianca said and Alexa slipped into the passenger seat and put her hand on Bianca's knee.
"I'm not saying you should stop thinking about Seth, this is just something to take your mind off of him. Just think about it okay?" Alexa said. "You're too hot to be single B,"
Bianca laughed, "Thanks A, but I have a daughter, I can't just let any man into my life," she said.
"But Melo's not just any man, at least he won't be after he completes his first assignment," Alexa said and Bianca shook her head.
"When he's completed his first assignment, our assignment will be done and Melo will be the last thing on my mind by then," Bianca said and she went back to thinking about Seth Rollins, respectfully of course, while the other God Girls mad plans to get her off the market and back in the dating game asap.