Florence: Hello, esteemed viewers, and welcome to the thirteenth installment of this show! Last episode, there were tearful goodbyes as Molly, the Chihuahua, was eliminated for good! Now, we get to see who joins the show, and who gets warped to the hotel! I am your host, and this is WOLF!

Florence: Now, onto the debut!

He suddenly teleports the six debuters to a stony area, as if on a hill of sorts*

Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, I- Uhm... Hello? Did the Teleport-inator malfunction again? I just fixed that blasted machine last week!

Codsworth: Ah, a fellow Mr. Handy unit! And what a way to fly your flag of General Atomics International pride!

Jax: Eh, just a normal Tuesday. I've seen stranger things happen.

Charlie: Whoa, what just happened? Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick!

Star-Lord: Hey, who are you people?! And you, are you okay? You look a bit nauseous.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap, I'm in the hit fanfiction WOLF! This is like the time I competed on The Price Is Right!

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Drew Carey: Alright Peter, just spin the wheel and get a number!

Peter: Alright, let me just-

He tries to spin the wheel, but it's too heavy*

Peter: Yep, let me just uh, try again-

He pulls so hard that his hands snap off like Mr. Krabs, and the audience screams in horror*

Peter: Well, not the worst thing to happen on Live TV. Hey, you guys remember September 11th, 2001-?

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Florence: What quite just happened? I'm going to have to watch you. Anyways, you six have been chosen to potentially join my show, but only one of you will!

Peter, Codsworth and Doofenshmirtz stare at the host, meanwhile Charlie is vomiting into a bag, Star-Lord is helping her by holding it, and Jax is watching the chaos, smiling to himself*

Florence: Ehh... Right then, let's just show the votes, shall we?

Jax: Hey boss man, tell me, what do you get if you join this "fanfiction" other than a bad time?

Florence: Well, you just, erm, get to compete!

Jax: Well you can zap me to Neverland or something because I'm not interested.

Florence: Oh gee, good for you, because you got the least out of 23 votes, only having 2 votes.

Jax: Huh, that's perfect. Bye, can't wait to watch this dumb show fall off in ratings!

whoosh*

Charlie: Where did he go? Did you kill him?!?!

Florence: No, no, he's in a secret area. Who knows, maybe you'll see it for yourself!

Star-Lord: Kidnapping people and then just imprisoning them? That's screwed up, dude!

Codsworth: Sir, you seem like a good bloke, but I'm not entirely sure about your morals. They seem to not line up with mine, especially with the occurrence of kidnapping.

Florence: Well, there's a tie for 3rd place with you 3. Charlie, Codsworth, and Star-Lord. You all got 3 votes each, and now will be transported to the secret area I described! Goodbye!

Charlie: No, no wait!

triple whoosh*

Florence: And so we're down to two.

Florence: Now, Doofenshmirtz, Peter, one of you folks got 5 votes, while the other has 7, a new record for this show. Any words?

Peter: Oh, this is so frigging sweet! It's like Survivor, but lower budget!

Doofenshmirtz: I, well, I don't really want to be here. I have an Inator that would make me want to be here, but I left it at home!

Florence: Now, let me reveal the votes!

Doofenshmirtz: 7

Peter Griffin: 5*

Florence: And, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz joins the game! Congratulations, Heinz!

Doofenshmirtz: Hey, don't call me that!

Peter: Aw man, maybe next season I'll actually join!

whoosh*

Florence: Now, players! This is Dr. Doofenshmirtz, from an alternate reality of course. He has been chosen to debut, by 7 different voters!

Doofenshmirtz: This place is so wacky, so inconsistent! I hate it already! Hey, anyone need bread toasted to perfection? I have a Toast-inator here right now!

Florence: I'll be taking that.

Doofenshmirtz: Hey! My Toast-inator!

Florence: Challenge time!

Florence: Your challenge today is simple. There is one imposter in a group of you ten. Every person killed is up for elimination. If you manage to sniff out the imposter, the remaining people alive are safe! If not, only the imposter is! I will now assign your roles!

Adam: Innocent

Cuphead: Innocent

Death: Innocent

Doofenshmirtz: Innocent

Knuckles: Innocent

Lucifer: Innocent

Megamind: Innocent

RDJ: Impostor

Sad Sponge: Innocent*

All of them instantly disband, with RDJ creeping behind a certain few people*

Mike: I hate how this host is. I actually don't think I've ever seen a good host, but this one is definitely a bad one.

Lucifer: Yeah, who just kidnaps people for no reason? I don't get it...

Cuphead: Well hey, at least we're all together. Even if my puppy isn't here anymore, we still have each other, and each other's all we need!

Lucifer: That's a very good mindset! Keep it up!

RDJ sneaks up and stabs Mike in the back, before sneaking back to the shadows*

Mike: Sh't! Urgh...

Lucifer: Whoa, oh my God! Who did this?

RDJ: I'm standing right here.

He shoots Lucifer, and walks up to Cuphead*

Cuphead: Gee mister, what did we do to you???

RDJ: It's nothing personal, it's just playing the game. Plus, you'll come back anyway.

He tosses Cuphead against the wall, killing him*

Florence: And our killer seems to be doing amazingly! That was some seamless work there, maestro!

Megamind: There's a bit of commotion in the other room, is everything okay in there?

Adam: Only one way to find out.

RDJ: Hey Sponge, how are you doing?

They banter until Adam and Knuckles walk in and find 3 bodies*

Knuckles: I knew it!

Adam: Holy sh't! Oh, wow that's a lot of blood! But hell yeah, in your face Lucifer! Woo!

Megamind: Why is his blood golden? And glowing?

Adam: Duh, because he was an angel! Like me!

Death: Curious, you're not the type I'd assume for an angel.

Doofenshmirtz: Okay, stop it now! I haven't even been here for long, but there's a serious problem on our hands! People are dying, and I won't be one of them! If only I had my Steelifying-inator...

Sad Sponge: I'm not even gonna ask what that does...

RDJ: People, stick together and look for clues.

They all form mini groups, and start to disappear one by one, beginning with Death, then Knuckles, and finally Adam*

Sad Sponge: Okay, we have a serious problem, and an easy solution.

Megamind: There's only four of us, we need a solution now!

Doofenshmirtz: It has to be the man with the good hairdo, he hasn't been with anyone!

RDJ: I was with the Sponge, remember?

Sad Sponge: At the beginning of the game... Never again.

Megamind: So, we vote out RDJ?

Doofenshmirtz: We have no other choice!

They vote out RDJ, and he turns to dust*

Florence: Congratulations, you found the Impostor! Now, as a reward, you three win immunity today! Hooray!

Doofenshmirtz: We were right! Yes!

Florence: Viewers, vote using the Save, Prize, Eliminate format! Voting ends on June 12th!