The screen fades to a nicely lit room with a glass background, allowing the viewer to see the area behind, which seems to be a blue sky*
Black Button: Alright, the camera's rolling, right? Okay. Hello folks, and welcome to WOLF Aftermath, the show where we review events from the last bunch of episodes! I'm Black Button, this is Bread, and this is our show! With permission from Florence to make it, of course.
Bread: The only reason I took this job to begin with, was for a few extra pennies, and the boss isn't even paying. What a rip-off.
Black Button: Yeah, it's not like we signed a contract that allowed him to put us to work at any time, no matter what! That'd be goofy! A bit silly, a bit of trolling even!
They both stare at the camera awkwardly, Bread having a distressed look on his face*
Black Button: Alright then, this episode is about the failed debuters from episode 12! Let us introduce you to our first guest, Miss Charlie Morningstar!
She walks in with a confused and panicked face to a clapping audience, eager to see what she has to say*
Charlie: Uhm...
Bread: What, cat got your tongue? Speak!
Black Button: Don't pressure her into it, she can speak on her own free time!
Bread: This is bullsh't, we only have 30 minutes of allotted time, and this b'tch isn't gonna take up half of it!
Black Button: BREADY! That's offensive! Be nice to our guest! Now, is there something you'd like to say?
Charlie: How do I go home? This place is so strange! This isn't even my hotel, this is another one! Hoo, happy thoughts, happy thoughts...
Black Button: You may be a bit disgruntled from the sudden teleportation of earlier, unfortunately that is a side effect. It's okay, we'll take you to your suite! *snap*
As he snaps his fingers, a attendee takes her to her room*
Bread: Kay, it's time for our next guest. God I hate my job...
Jax walks into the room, noticing the screaming crowd*
Jax: Yes, I know, it's me! God, I'm like a celebrity here! Anyways, what did you want with me?
Black Button: We wanted to interview you on how you felt about not joining WOLF!
...
Jax: No comment.
He walks out of the room*
Bread: What a dick. I almost hate him more than I hate my job. Ah, who am I kidding, my job sucks.
Black Button: Maybe you could have a bit more positivity, thank you? Anyways, welcome to the stage, Codsworth!
crickets*
...
who?*
Codsworth: Hello, everyone! It's so good to see a crowd! A crowd of objects, robots, animals, humans...
Black Button: How do you feel about not joining WOLF, Codsworth?
Codsworth: Oh, well, it's not a problem, as I get to do more cleaning at this hotel! Cleaning is my passion, and I live to serve!
Black Button: See, now that's the way to look at it! I'm glad you're having a good stay here! Alright, have a great day!
Codsworth: I wish the same onto you, sir!
he hovers out of the room*
Bread: Alright, here comes the Family Guy, Peter Griffin.
he walks into the room, doing his signature laugh*
Peter: Holy crap, this is sweet! Even though I didn't join that heck of a show, I get a free stay at a hotel! This reminds me of the time that I fell down the stairs and got free service at the hospital!
--
Peter: Alright, lemme just-
tumbles*
Peter: OW! OW! OW! OW, OW OW OW! *winces* AUGHH!
His spine is visually snapped in half*
Peter: Heh, my back hurts.
At the hospital...*
Nurse: Here you go, Mr. Griffin. One lemonade.
Peter: Thank you- and oh, can you pick me up a portable campfire and some marshmallows, that would be nice.
Nurse: Rightly so, Mr. Griffin.
She brings back the entire campfire, and he roasts marshmallows on his bed*
Peter: Heh. Marshmallows.
--
Black Button: Whoa, whoa there. What just happened?
Bread: This one has some reality altering powers or something. I don't like it one bit...
Black Button: A-alright then, back to your suite. Our final guest is Peter Quill, otherwise known as Star-Lord!
clapping in the audience*
Star-Lord: Hey, how are y'all doing? Yeah! What's good!
Black Button: Tell me Quill, how did it feel being rejected from participating in WOLF?
Star-Lord: It didn't feel half as bad as actually being warped here in the first place. I mean, there's all sorts of wacky and weird here, but I've seen weirder.
Bread: That's one thing you and the robot have in common...
Black Button: Well, actually this Codsworth was before the bombs dropped. The day of the bomb dropping, actually!
Star-Lord: Aw dude, Codsworth is here? I didn't even know! I love Fallout!
Black Button: Oh really? What games have you played?
Star-Lord: Well, I played the original, the second one, the third one, New Vegas, and Fallout 4.
Bread: Wow, you're *so* special.
Black Button: That's really cool! I'm not gonna ask how you got the tech, it's pretty obvious, but that's still cool! And that's gonna do it for our show! Come back next time, just before the finale! Thank you, and goodnight!