There will be some changes in the canon just because I don't want people to expect things (duh). So expect the unexpected. Also, I have a lot of things planned out (sort of?) for the future, so stick around for that (it will be a while, though). I was thinking about it, and I decided to change the rating to M because, in the future, there will be brutal stuff and references to sexual stuff. (No lemon, because I'm not going to do that in graphic detail.)
Also, I will be using the anime (some stuff will be from the manga that was censored in the anime).
Lastly, some crossover characters will exist in the one-piece world and others outside the one-piece world, like Kirito.
(Sorry for the long intro; this is some important information.)
Out at sea in a little boat.
"I'm starving," said Luffy. Valac hit him on the head.
"Yeah, because who ate all the food?" said Valac in an annoyed tone.
"Yeah, when are we going to reach land?" said Zoro. "I don't know where we are going, so let the waves take course," said Luffy.
"So none of us can navigate," said Kirito. "Yes, but I can read maps," said Valac.
"Isn't it kind of weird that the guy who wants to be Pirate King doesn't know how to navigate?" said Zoro.
"Nah, I just drifted around," said Luffy, which made Kirito sweat. "You mean we're just blinding going around the sea with no rhyme or reason?" said Kirito, hitting the boat, but then it tilled a bit, letting Luffy's hat fly away.
Luffy's hat was flying away, but Zoro managed to catch it.
"That was a close one, thanks Zoro," said Luffy. "Luffy, who gave you that hat?" said Kirito.
"Oh, this straw hat is my most important treasure given by Shanks," said Luffy as he stared at it in the boat.
Luffy looks up to see a bird and says, "Let's eat the bird."
"Yeah, how are we going to..." said Kirito, but was cut off by Luffy as he launched himself into the air. Luffy managed to reach the bird; however, Luffy's head was clamped in the bird's mouth.
"Huh," said Zoro, Valac, and Kirito.
"HELP ME!" screamed Luffy, who was struggling to get out of the bird's mouth.
"YOU RUBBER DUMBASS!" screamed Valac, rowing the boat.
"You..." said Kirito, face palming and rowing the boat.
"MORON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" screamed Zoro, rowing boat.
Then three people scream for help.
"Dam people in distress at a time like this," said Zoro.
A person yells for them to stop, but the boat keeps going until the people in the sea manage to get on.
"Wow, you had the will to live," said Valac snarky while the three people introduced themselves as buggy's crew.
"Now give us all of your treasure," said Buggy's subordinate.
"Huh," said Zoro. "Who asked?" said Valac. Kirito had a hand on his sword.
Valac, Zoro, and Kirito proceed to beat the shit out of them.
...
"We had no idea you were the famous pirate hunter Zoro," said one of the Buggy subordinates.
All three of the Buggy subordinates try to forgive them for their actions by rowing the boat to Orange Town.
Orange Town (Buggy Ship)
"Yes, I found it, right out in the open too," said the girl, who had orange hair and was holding a map of the Grand Line in her hand.
She went to Shell town to find where the map to the Grand Line was; however, Buggy put a decoy. Now she's sneaking on Buggy's pirate ship for it.
'Great Nami, you found it; now you need to...' However, a small figure trips over, causing a plate to fall on the floor, which snaps out of Nami's thoughts, and she looks to see a small girl with a watermelon for a head, big lenses, and old tribe-like clothes.
"Oh no," said the watermelon girl, running away to hide somewhere while the buggy pirates noticed the noise, which made them enter the lower deck to see Nami.
"Hi guys," said Nami with a smile.
The buggy subordinates pull out their weapons. "Hey, hand over the map."
"I will give you a piece of me if you let me go," said Nami in a seductive tone; however, one man wasn't having it.
"Sorry, I like men," said a man who was big and muscular with jester clothes and some clown makeup on his face and who sounded like a dumb brute.
Everyone sweat drops at the comment.
"KILL THEM," said the big clown, who was pointing at the watermelon girl and Nami.
...
Nami and the watermelon girl are running through Orange Town, being chased by three of Buggy's subordinates.
"AHHHHHHHH," said the watermelon girl who was ruining her life.
"Give us that map back, you thief woman," said one of Buggy's subordinates.
Then, all of a sudden, a cannon explosion was heard in the sky, and a person was smashed into the ground. The pirates, Nami, and the watermelon girl were shocked by the person falling on the ground.
"Boss, you came to save me; they're all yours now," said Nami, running away while the watermelon girl ran behind the corner to see the fight but was scared to see bloodshed.
"We should go after the girl," said a subordinate, but another one responded, "Nah, we got her boss here."
"Is there anywhere to eat?" said Luffy, who was oblivious to the situation. "Stop screwing around, kid," said a subordinate who punched Luffy's hat off, but Luffy hit him back with his punch, knocking him out.
"Don't touch my treasure," said Luffy, who was now pissed at what he did. "GUM GUM NO TWIN PISTOL," said Luffy as he hit the other two subordinates in the face, knocking them out.
"Wow," whispered the watermelon girl, pecking around a wall.
"Wow," said Nami, who was watching the fight on top of the building.
"You're strong," said Nami. "Shishi, thanks," said Luffy.
"My name is Nami; I want to team up," said Nami, but Luffy said, "Nah, I don't feel like teaming up with you."
Nami jumps down from the building, trying to convince Luffy to team up with her. But Luffy starts to get hungry and then sees the watermelon girl.
Luffy's mouth starts overflowing with saliva as he stretches to grab the girl. The watermelon girl's reaction is to run as fast as she can, but sadly, she is caught by Luffy. However, before being consumed, she threw her helmet to avoid death.
"Huh, where did the watermelon go?" said Luffy.
"You dumbass, that was a person," said Nami with a worried tone as he almost ate a child.
They both look at the child's pretty face. "Ah, it looks cute," said Nami, but then the child's face turned crippled due to the lack of vision, which startled Nami and Luffy.
"AH, IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD GRANDMA," yelled Luffy out loud,
"I know a place to eat, so you don't have to eat the watermelon," said Nami, to which Luffy responded, "Really," like a dog who was going to get a treat.
Buggy Base
"You said WHAT," said Buggy, who was reasonably pissed off.
"We, sir, still haven't caught the thief," said Buggy's subordinate.
"Now explain to me why they haven't caught the stupid thief and the green watermelon girl," said Buggy.
"Well, don't worry, captain; they should be in pursuit right now," said Buggy's subordinate.
"Now explain to me how in the world they get their grubby hands on my chart, If we were preparing to go back to that dumb village and kill everyone there, especially that dumb scientist who humiliated me, and then go to the grand line and cause a rampage. So tell me why the map wasn't guarded," said Buggy.
"Uh, well, it was out in the open as much as that big dumb red nose," said Buggy's subordinate.
"DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY NOSE?" yelled Buggy, then said, "Hey Big Gill, I like for you to dispose of him," as Buggy grabbed the subordinate.
A large man in a clown costume comes out of the shade. "Sure, boss," said Gill, who grabbed the subordinate by the neck and started choking him while the other subordinates looked in fear.
"You know what happens if you make fun of my nose," said Buggy as Gill tightened his grip. "You die." Then a loud snap can be heard.
"NOW GET THE CHART BACK OR YOU WILL BE NEXT," yelled Buggy as his subordinates ran off to get the map back.
Orange town
"WOW, THIS FOOD IS AMAZING," said Luffy. "So you live in this big house by yourself?"
"I don't even live in this town; I just live here for the time being. I mean, everyone left this town because of Captain Buggy and his right-hand man, Gill the clown," said Nami, who remembered seeing him when she was stealing the map.
"Wait, so you're just a petty thief," said the watermelon girl. "How rude, little girl! I steal from people who deserve it. My goal is to earn 100 million berries, no matter how difficult it is or how insane it is," said Nami.
"So you must need that map for something," said Luffy, who was clueless. "This chart goes to the grand line," said Nami.
"Wow, you're a navigator. Join..." but Luffy was cut off by Nami. "NO, I HATE PIRATES; THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH; I RATHER DIE THAN JOIN THEM."
"Okay, you want to join my crew, watermelon girl," said Luffy, but the watermelon girl shook her head and said, "I want to get home to my family on Tika Island, and my name is Suika NOT WATERMELON GIRL."
"Shishishi, we will get you home," said Luffy, to which Suika responded in a happy tone.
Nami looks outside to see some pirates arguing about how they can't find the thief, which gives Nami an idea.
"Maybe I will consider joining you under one condition," said Nami.
Buggy Base
"YOU TELLING ME THE THEIF GOT AWAY!" screamed Buggy in fury. "KILL THEM GILL,"
"Yes, boss," said Gill, which caused the subordinates to scream while Gill was coming closer to them, but then...
"Boss the girl who stole the map, and the weird watermelon thing came back with a prisoner," said a subordinate.
Nami throws Luffy to the ground and gives the chart to the grand line back to Buggy the clown.
"I had another fight with my boss; I just couldn't take it anymore. Worst of all, he was going to do horrendous things to the little girl," said Nami. "Can I join your crew,"
"Of course, you can join my crew, especially after disposing of such an awful person who would do such things to a child," said Buggy, who didn't like these kinds of pirates even though he did kill his crew.
Buggy celebrates with a party and the capture of a pirate. However, Nami had to be forced to kill Luffy, which she refused.
In a little boat
"We are almost at the island," said Valac.
"So what is this buggy guy about?" said Kirito, to which Valac responded, "He knows about dumb buggy balls having the capability of destroying multiple buildings." Kirito tightened his hand on his blade, knowing that it was not going to be easy to take down this guy.
"Don't worry about it; we can all handle ourselves, and no one said it was going to be easy being Pirate King." Said Valac, which eased Kirito down.
"We are here," said Zoro, getting off the ship with Kirito, Valac, and the three other subordinates. A loud explosion can be heard in the distance.
"Let's go," said Valac, while the others followed right behind them while the subordinates ran in another direction.
Buggy Base
Nami's plan failed as she didn't want to kill Luffy. This caused the buggy pirates to become mad and try to kill them.
"Watch out, Nami and Suika," said Luffy, who was in the cage.
"Time to die for your betrayal," said subordinates; however, three men were now standing on the deck, blocking all the subordinates. "You know it's not so nice to gang up on the two poor girls," said Zoro.
"What is the meaning of this?" said Buggy, who was furious.
"Valac, Zoro, and Kirito," said Luffy with a happy tone, while Nami looked in confusion because of Zoro.
"Are both of you hurt?" said Zoro, with both of them saying no.
"What a relief! Now get me out of here," said Luffy, with Valac responding with "No."
"Oh, come on, please," said Luffy. "Alight, admit you brought yourself into this situation, and say sorry," said Valac. Luffy does what Valac says, and then Valac uses his iron body technique to break him off the stone cage.
"Help me with ropes," said Luffy while everyone stared in shock at how he broke the cage with a single kick. "Shut up; you can break out of them with your strength," said Valac, and then Luffy broke out of his restraints.
"So, you're all here for my head," said Buggy. "Nah, 15 million is too low for me, and I'm a pirate," said Valac. Valac turns his hands into shadow-like claws and cuts Buggy; however, Buggy stands up and reforms, then almost stabs Valac with a knife, only having a deep cut on the left lower side of his body.
"What the hell?" says Kirito in shock.
"I thought Devil Fruits were a myth," said Nami.
"I see you're immune to cutting attacks," said Valac, grunting but pushing through.
"HAHA, I ate the Chop-Chop fruit. Now I can never die by blades or claws," said Buggy, not knowing Valac just used a devil fruit power.
"OH YEAH, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS," said Luffy. "Yeah, and how are you going to do that?" said Buggy.
"Zoro, throw the cannon over," said Kirito as Valac got behind the cannon and Suika lit up the cannon.
"WAIT, YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. A SPECIAL BOMB IS IN THERE. STOP IT NOW," said Buggy as the cannon shot out a Buggy ball.
BOOM!
However, Buggy shrugged it off by using his henchman as a human shield. "ALLIGHT EVERONE KILL THEM," said Buggy, and then five remeaning people stood up (Mohji with his pet lion Richie, Cabaji, and then Buggy's right-hand man Gill).
"Alright, Nami, and whatever you are, stay back," said Valac. "Ow, because I'm a woman, huh?" said Nami in a sassy tone. "Ok, you want to fight him," said Valac, pointing to Gill, who is 8 feet tall, to which Nami responded with hesitation. "I thought so,"
...
Richie leaps onto Kirito but quickly pulls out one of his swords and blocks it. "Haha, you are no match for me and my pet lion, Richie," says Mohji.
Kirito cuts the right side of the lion, but the lion gets agitated by that and swipes Kirito away.
"I dealt with bigger monsters than you. Horizontal attack," said Kirito as he horizontally cut the lion, making it bleed and fall to the ground unconscious. "How dare you cut my lion?" said Mohji, but Kirito cut him, making him fall to the ground unconscious.
"Too easy," said Kirito, who stood there watching the rest of the fights. while Nami was shocked to see three devil fruit users.
...
Gill attempts to punch Valac in the face but dodges. "Come on, you got to be faster than that if you want to beat me," said Valac, dodging another punch.
"Stay still, mouse," said Gill as he tried to hit Valac multiple times but kept avoiding him and throwing punches.
"Let me lend you a hand," said Buggy, shooting out his hand toward Valac's leg and holding on to it. "Thanks, buggy, SUPER CLOWN PUNCH," said Gill; however, Valac didn't flinch, and then Gill pulled his hand back in pain.
"Sorry, did that hurt like hell?" said Valac, who used the Iron Body to protect himself. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" said Buggy in shock. "Hey, pay attention, Buggy," said Luffy. Punching him hard in the gut and then flying away.
"Please don't kill me, I haven't slept with a man yet," said Gill.
"Oh I see, so you want the tingle feeling, ok then," said Valac turning his hand into greenish lightning "Wait you have devil fruit power too," said Gill surprised. "anyways, 10000 VOLTS OF ACHERON," said Valac electrocuting Gill making him unconscious.
"goddam, I can't use that move often it takes the energy out of me," said Valac panting
...
"Yeah, quite boring buggy was so weak," said Luffy. "DON'T CALL ME WEAK, BRAT," said Buggy who was on the ground with no body parts, but his feet, hands, and head.
"Hey Suika, want to punch this guy," said Luffy, and Suika ran over to beat the little Buggy up, to the point of unconsciousness.
"I know right, that guy over there is not even a challenge, I even let him cut me, but it still didn't excite me," said Zoro.
"I know but still we might have to fight strong opponents in the future, I mean I know nothing about this world's greatest powers," said Kirito.
"Jeez, you're acting like you're on the grand line, these guys were nothing," said Valac
"YEAH BUT STILL," said Kirito in an annoyed tone.
"anyways I got the treasure from that clown," Said Nami. "great, now we have money for our captain's stomach," said Valac as Luffy's stomach was growling.
"let's go steal some food," said Valac. "MEAT," said Luffy.
After some searching, they found a store filled to the brim with food.
"Let's go MEAT," Said Luffy vacuuming up ham sandwiches.
"I will take some to the ship just in case," said Kirito. "Yeah like if Luffy will be hungry again," said Valac sarcastically while eating food.
"Yummy," said Suika.
"So where next?" said Zoro. "THE GRAND LINE," said Luffy.
"You guys need to get me home," said Suika with a pout. "I know, in a few islands or so," said Valac.
"Oh come on. I WANT TO GO TO THE GRAND LINE," screamed Luffy in a childish tone.
"No goofball, we need a cook, a doctor, and a..." said Valac, but Luffy cut him off. "A musician,"
Valac smacks Luffy on the head and says, "No, we need a navigator," said Valac.
"Oh, our newest member, Nami, is a navigator," said Luffy.
"I said I don't want to be a pirate, but I guess we can work together for our goals," said Nami.
During this time, people can be heard walking into the store.
...
"HEY, GET BACK HERE, YOU PIRATES," said a civilian.
"I should have known they would come back after seeing that buggy was gone," said Valac.
"Great. Now we to get to the ship," said Kirito.
"Shi shi shi, let's go on our next adventure," said Luffy.
"I swear this rubber dumbass is going to get us killed," said Zoro.
All of them managed to lose the mad civilians to the ship.
"COOL," said Luffy. "Where did you get this boat?" asked Kirito.
"Oh, I stole this a few days back from some dumb pirates," said Nami, but then three buggy subordinates made themselves present, which caused Sukia to hide behind Nami.
"That's a big mouth you got..." said one of Buggy's subordinates, but then he saw Zoro.
"RUN, THATS RORONOA ZORO," said another Buggy subordinate as they fled out of there.
On Sea
"YOU BASTARD, YOU GAVE HALF THE TREASURE TO THE TOWN FOLK," screamed Nami as she tried to kill Luffy. while everyone else was laughing at them.
"Hey, we should start training soon for the Grand Line," said Kirtio. "Not a bad idea, just that both boats would sink in five seconds as soon as we started," said Valac.
"However he is right, we need to be prepared for the grand line," said Zoro.
"Yes, on the grand scale, there are many different types of devil fruit users, magic users, haki users, and anomalies," said Valac.
"Wait, wait, wait. Magic users, magic doesn't exist," said Zoro and Nami.
"Wrong, there is a place called Earthland in the west blue, considered one of the biggest countries in the world. It is filled to the brim with magic users, and with their magic, they can operate all across the world," explained Valac.
"So can I learn magic that can spawn in meat?" said Luffy. "No dumbass," said everyone but Sukia, who was fast asleep after that long day.
"So, it can be possible to learn sword magic," said Kirito. "Well, I don't know how to use magic or learn it; I know what you have to do to get the six powers and haki," said Valac.
"Haki?" said Zoro with interest. "It's not that important right now. It's a pain to learn and master; the only way you would learn is through a fight with someone stronger. Traning it is a viable way; it would just take a stupid amount of time," explained Valac, yawning as the sun was going down.
"I'm tired; I'm going to sleep," said Valac, going inside to sleep.
"So, Nami, how long until the next island?" said Luffy.
"Like a few days, unless you get us killed," said Nami.
Shell Town
Several men can be seen tied up, while a woman with red hair and steel armor can be seen.
"Tell me who caused this chaos," said the red-haired woman.
"I don't know, mam; our boss did, but he abandoned us," said one of the subordinates.
"I don't care about Buggy. I care about the people who attacked him; according to the town, they came here, beat Buggy and his top officers with ease, then stole the town folk's food," said the red-haired woman.
"Why should I care about you?" said a subordinate, but one of his comrades cut him off.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE? THAT IS THE FAMOUS ERZA SHE CAUGHT PEOPLE WITH OVER 100 MILLION BERRIES," screamed the subordinate.
Erza grabbed the subordinate, ready to strangle him, but then.
"Hey Erza I got something," said a male voice. Erza let go of the subordinate to talk with the man.
"What is it, Vatron?" said Erza. "Look, I got some photos," said Vatron.
The five photos show Luffy, Valac, Zoro, Kirito, and Nami who are drawn poorly.
"I see. I assume Zoro is their captain," said Erza. "Well, I don't know about that. I mean, buggy can never be defeated by swords," said Vatron.
"True, but what makes you say that he could have help?" said Erza, who was cut off by Vatron. "THIS A PICTURE OF MY YOUNGER BROTHER," yelled Vatron in shock, but Erza yelled, "STOP DOING THAT YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME."
"He is no joke if he is part of my clan; then he might know one of the six powers, if not more," said Vatron.
"So you say he can please Erza better than you?" said a red-haired, spiky boy.
Both of them turned to him with a death glare.
"Don't pray into our private time, Natsu, or I will make it hell for you to get S-Class mage, meaning no entry into the grand line for you," said Vatron.
"Please, I was just joking," said Natsu, now scared of the both of them.
"Of course, Natsu, you shouldn't be prying into Erza's private life," said a guy with no clothes and black hair.
"PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON GRAY," screamed Natsu. "OH YEAH, I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY," Gray exclaimed.
Both were about to fight; however, "shave," said Vatron as he speed-blitzed both of them, pinning them down.
"I don't want both of you to destroy this town," said Vatron, holding Gray and Natsu's heads onto the ground.
"I think we should put a bounty on Luffy as he is the captain and It would make people aware of him," said Erza
"Yeah, I will go talk about the Marines about it," said Valtron
"Do you know where those pirates might be going next?" said Erza.
"I don't know, but I know a place where we can wait before they go to the grand line," said Vatron.
To be continued...
A/N: I hope you like the chapter.
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