Naruto X Infinite Stratos
Ichika and his bunch of a mismatched harem were kneeling in front of several teachers, feeling the pressure as several of them glared holes into their very souls.
Amongst the teachers were his older sister, Orimura Chifuyu, his homeroom teacher Maya, as well as some of the new teachers/teaching staff that were brought in at the beginning of the school year some months ago, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke and the new School Nurses Uzumaki-Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha-Haruno Sakura.
"Would you bunch of horny troublemakers please explain what just happened in the classroom!" one of the new CQC teachers, Naruto, asked them.
"I honestly have no idea." Ichika answered honestly. "One moment, I was talking to Charles about the history assignment for next month, when suddenly Laura, Rin and the others appeared…and started beating me up."
"I can vouch for that." Charles agreed. "Ichika wanted to talk about Classic French History, from Charlemagne to King Louis X whilst I was doing a project on the Japan spanning from the start of the Sengoku Period to the end of the Edo Period."
The other girls frowned, most of them murmuring something under their breaths about their homelands being better than France…
Naruto and Chifuyu just shook their heads.
"So a simple act of jealousy has lead to the school having sustained a quarter of a million Yen in damages?" Naruto stated, seeing most all the girls before him wince. "Seriously…Sarashiki…the older one…You are the Student Council President, not a starving Succubus who is out to have her way with Ichika."
Chifuyu held back a smirk as she saw the problematic Student Council president wince.
"The same goes to the rest of you girls. Apart from Shinonono and the younger Sarashiki, you all are representatives of various countries." He turned to each of them in turn.
"Dunois, I know that French is said to be a love language, but you don't need to be a bloody Frenchman and seduce every male your age you see on a daily basis…oh right, there is only this neutron-star here." Naruto said, pointing a thumb at Ichika. "I appreciate that you keep your relationship at friendship levels during class, if barely, and would prefer it if you kept it there. None of us teachers are licensed to teach you have verbal sex during class."
"Bodewig." The german girl flinched as he turned his attention towards her. "Kissing an unwilling individual at any time of day is classified as sexual harassment. The only reason you are still here is because no charges have been pressed by Orimura." She flinched again. "I know that you Germans value efficiency, but forcing your ideals on others…isn't that what the NSDAP back in the 1930's did?" Naruto asked, encroaching on some dangerous territory there.
"Don't you dare compare me to the Nationale Sozialisten…" Laura growled.
"No, but you are still more than willing to fight over the right to spread your "Arian" genes…" Naruto said. Laura closed her mouth in defeat.
"Du bist doch auch Deutscher." She muttered.
"Half German, thank you very much." Naruto responded. "But I grew up here in Japan and thus don't have any of the German Ideological baggage to deal with. Next, Alcott!"
The blonde girl from England straightened her back instantly.
"Great Brittain may rule the waves, but you are a IS pilot and thus are in the air. Up there, the Birds are the rulers, so get rid of your stupid superiority complex." Naruto narrowed his eyes when she opened her mouth. "I had to deal with perfectionists and elitists for much of my life. And whilst you thankfully aren't a perfectionist, you definitely aren't an elite." Cecilia was about to argue that when one of the other teachers, Uchiha Sasuke spoke up.
"And Elite has a near perfect record. They are the best of the best." He continued. "In recent tournaments, matches and spars, how many times have you lost or been disabled? And remember your match against a rookie Ichika?" Cecilia flinched again…yeah, that one hurt.
Naruto sighed. "Next, Huang. Just because you are smaller than the others, in all regards, does not mean you need to have a so-called Napolean Complex about it."
"That is not true!" Rin protested. "When have I ever done that…"
All the teachers gave her blank looks that left her flushing in embarrassment.
"Ok…maybe I am a little quick to anger…" she admitted.
"Better learn to keep that under control then." Naruto continued. Next would be…the younger Sarashiki."
The younger bluenette tried to make herself smaller.
"I commend you for being the only one not to partake in any major event of your groups' repeated acts of 'Destruction of School Property', but still, you could at least have tried to de-escalate the situation." Naruto continued. "Next, the older Sarashiki."
All eyes turned to the older bluenette.
"As stated, you are the SC President. That means you also carry the duties that come with that title." Naruto took in a deep breath. "Firstly, I am sure that there is a rule concerning the required dress-code when using any of the school facilities, as well as a stipulation that going Commando is forbidden under any circumstances."
Ichika blushed, remembering his Judo matches against Tatenashi.
"Second, I am removing your ability to enter other people's assigned quarters at will since you are abusing that privilege way too much." Naruto continued, with Chifuyu and Maya nodding in agreement. They endorsed that move after all.
"Who says that I abuse that?" Tatenashi asked, horrified that her chances at teasing/flirting with Ichika after hours will be dramatically reduced.
"I am the Dorm master of that section, and I share the room next to Ichika's with my Wife." Naruto stated bluntly. "We know that you try sneaking into his room on a near daily basis. That is called Trespassing, by the way, and again, Ichika has yet to press charges."
Tatenashi grumbled and shut up.
"Shinonono." Houki held her poker face as she looked at the teachers. "I know that you don't like it when other girls talk with Orimura, but drawing a bokken on him because of that?" the girl blushed. "Since when do childhood friends have such a violent relationship?"
"Sorry." She and Rin said.
"We are not the ones you need to apologize to." Sakura said. "Ichika is the one who has to deal with your beatings…and not just Shinonono-san's." she added, eyeing the other girls, who hung their head in shame.
"Carrying on, we know that you had gotten a massive spike to your Ego when you sis-con of an older sister gifted you the world's first true Gen 4, but the reality is, you have become a spoiled brat with some severe Tsundere, bordering on Yandere, tendencies." Naruto said, before nodding to his wife, Hinata.
"As punishment, the 7 of you girls will write a formal apology to Ichika for the constant abuse you heap on him, when he is simply trying to be friendly, as well as another apology, certified by the government you represent if you are a representative candidate or by the government of the nation you belong to, declaring that you will abide by the school rules, ALL of them, from now on and apologize for the destruction you have caused thus far." Hinata explained.
The tone of her voice as well as the looks from the teachers ended all complaints before they surfaced from the 7 teenage girls.
"Now we come to the core of the problem…Orimura." Naruto said, making the unfortunate boy gulp in fear. "We have numerous reports from your classmates, primarily Nohotoke, Yorutake and Tanimoto, that clearly state that you are not directly at fault for most of the destruction, but you ARE the root cause of everything."
"Hey, I did not ask to become a IS Pilot…" Ichika countered.
"I understand." Naruto said, placatingly waving his hands. "However, that does not remove the fact that your girlfriends here are willing to cause the 3rd world war over you."
"They are not my girlfriends." Ichika said.
"Right, because if you choose one girl over the others, the rest will literally commit murder." Sakura responded. "You forgot what Naruto and Sasuke-kun did to those freshmen in their IS's during their tests at the start of the year, right?"
Every student grimaced as they remembered the sight of Naruto and Sasuke using the IS-wielding freshmen as tennis rackets whilst two others were used as the tennis balls. Those machines had later been written off…
"Add to that, your Sister is probably the scariest individual in the world to those who would threaten her family." Sakura continued, choosing to ignore the looks of realization that appeared on the girls' faces. "…Look, with the number of comparative super-humans you have around you, you have nothing to fear for the time being. If you continue to choose not to choose a girl above the others, then man up and take control of the bloody situation. Don't be a wet rag that is constantly trampled into the mud…unless you are into that sort of thing…"