Authors Note: I have not watched every Pokemon Series, so not every companion will be present. Only OG, AG, DP and XY&Z characters will appear. (No offence to Pokemon fans, I found the series were becoming too repetitive…)

Pokemon

Pallet Town

"So this is Pallet Town." Serana said with a bright smile… "Where Ash lives." …and bright red cheeks.

"It hasn't changed much since I was last here." Misty said.

"You've been here?" Serana asked her travelling companion for this last leg of their journey.

"A few times to meet up with Professor Oak to discuss some details about Water Type Pokemons." Misty responded, then added to the side, "Ash was always away on some adventure unfortunately…"

Serana sent her a small glare, but couldn't really say anything. Whenever she called Ash, he was always somewhere different after all.

"Ah, Young Misty." They turned to see an old man wearing a white lab coat approaching. "What brings you here?"

"I heard that Ash was in town, so I thought why not give him a visit." Misty responded. "And I am already 17, there's no need to call me young anymore."

"Comparatively, to will always be young." Oak laughed, then turned to Serana. "Am I correct in assuming you to be young Serana from the Kalos region? My good friend Professor Sycamore speaks highly of you and your Delphox."

Serana blushed timidly but smiled nonetheless. "Thanks Professor Oak. Where is Ash by the way?"

"Having trouble with an old friend of his." Oak responded with a sigh. "It would be better if the two of you head over to his home and wait for him there. Some of his other friends are already there waiting for him as well."

"What do you mean, trouble?" Misty asked.

"Oh, nothing to serious. Let's just say that this friend of his has some choice words for him." Oak sighed. "Seriously, I am finding myself agreeing that Ash and Pikachu should stay away from bicycles…"

Misty's eyes widened, before she asked in a suspicious voice. "How many did they destroy, apart from mine?"

Serana's eyes widened in surprise.

"They encountered those three and a half idiots from Team Rocket trying to dig their way into a Pokemon Centre, but dug into the Bike Shop next to it instead…the results are as expected." Oak answered. "As the one who gave him Pikachu, it is falling to me to handle this mess…"

Serana and Misty smiled awkwardly.

Later

After arriving at Ash's home, they entered to find several of Ash's friend were truly already there.

"Hey Misty, you are late to the party." Brock commented, happy to see an old friend again.

"Brock. How nice to see you." Misty greeted him with a small hug. "You also here to see Ash?"

"I think we all are." Dawn responded, getting up from her place next to May and Max. "I'm Dawn. Nice to meet you."

"Misty." "Serana." The newcomers responded.

They were about to continue when the door opened and a fried slightly crispy Ash and Pikachu walked in.

"Mooom~…please do something about Naruto…and his Ninetails…" he asked, then collapsed alongside Pikachu.

Delia poked her head out of the kitchen.

"Naruto, dear, did you have Kurama attack Ash again?"

"Nah, that was his Charizard who cooked him in greeting, as usual. Pikachu was unfortunately caught in the crossfire." Everyone turned to see a tall(er) blond male standing in the doorway, a gigantic Charizard standing behind him, blocking out most of the sunlight. "He's just jealous that Kurama is stronger than all of his Pokemon."

"Uzumaki Naruto…" Brock said in wonder.

"The strongest Fire-type Trainer…" Misty added.

"Hm?" Naruto turned to face the crowd. "Hey Ash, are these the girlfriends and sidekicks you told me about? The ones whose bicycles you and Pickachu wrecked? As in, apart from the ones in the Bicycle shop you just zapped?"

"Huh?!" Ash groaned, as he looked around the room. "Oh, hey guys…I'll be back up in a minute…or an hour…"

"Uhm…who is Kurama?" May asked.

"A complete bullshit of a Ninetails." Dawn answered with a frown. "Naruto did SOMETHING that ended up in Kurama growing to enormous size and strength."

"I did no such thing." Naruto said immediately. "I saved him from a Team Rocket lab where he was being experimented on." He then turned to the still lying form of Ash. "Hey bro…you gonna remain lying there or will I need to go and get your Muk? Or your Snorlax to lie on you? Pretty sure that your Primape would like to give you a massage. Do you need Glalie to get you an Icepack? Or do I need to call Gengar?"

All he got was a groaned reply.

Naruto sighed, then muttered. "Seriously. He's 16 now and still acts like a 10-year-old…Pikachu, I left a bottle of Tomato Sauce for you with Delia. Try not to go all lovey-dovey with it, will ya."

He then turned his attention to Ash's friends.

"Anyway, Team Rocket tried to turn Kurama into some form of Super-Pokemon. It took me many years of hard work for Kurama to trust me." He said, holding a Pokeball in his hands.

"Now…I heard some interesting things through the grapevine. You girls are a bit…hm, what's the word again?" Naruto wondered. "Ah screw it…aren't you a bit young to be chasing Ash's tale?"

"We are already 16+." Misty shouted, red in the face.

"You are correct…you are that age now…but what about 6 years ago, when you guys and Ash were pre-teens on your journeys?" Naruto asked, making the girls freeze.

"And Brock, I understand that you were only 15 at the time, but the grapevine says that you have been chasing the tail of each and every girl and lady for the last 6 years…you are 21 now…stop being a pedophile!" Naruto turned to the oldest male in the building. "On second thought…keep on chasing Officer Jenny and her merry identical bunch of sisters, cousins, aunts, nieces and whatnot cause then they stop getting on my case whenever I summon Kurama from his Pokeball. How's Crogunk by the way? I bet he's a master at giving Jabs."

"To be fair, I see Ash as more of a brother." Dawn weakly answered. "You saw to that back in the Sinnoh Region."

"True. Ash still talks about you being one of his closest friends." Naruto commented, making Dawn smile.

"Uhm…What is your problem with one of us possibly dating Ash?" Serana asked.

"Oh great…the biggest troublemaker…" Naruto grumbled. "Look, I don't mind you dating him now, but YOU, youngster, seem to have gone through puberty waaaaay sooner that you should have. I met Bonnie and Clemont a month ago during a conference for expert Pokemon trainers, and they told me a few interesting things about your travels together…such as when the two of you went your separate ways at the Airport."

Serana's face immediately lit up like a lightbulb, much to the amusement of Naruto, who was reminded of his girlfriend's old tendency to blush when embarrassed. Don't get him wrong, but if Hinata had one fault, it was that she is such a big sweetheart that each and every Eevee she got straightup evolved into a Sylveon before Naruto could ask to turn it into a Flareon. The upside is that Hinata runs the best daycare in the land, mostly beloved because she has around 12 super friendly, super playful, super energetic Sylveons running around who love to play and cuddle.

And this news brought the ire of May and Misty, whilst Dawn chuckled.

"Seriously, Ash was only 10 years old…did you really think he'd understand what you did?" Naruto asked.

"To be fair, he is rather dense…" Misty admitted, with May and Serana nodding in agreement.

"Oh, he got that from his Dad." Naruto said. "Now, moving on, May. The resident Ex-Pokephobic Coordinator. Where do you want me to begin. There are many places to choose from."

"Uhm…nowhere…please." May answered. "You made your case last time we met."

"Fair enough. Misty, the resident entomophobic trainer. You do realize that pretty much everyone in this room at one point had/still has a bug type pokemon in their team, right?" Naruto asked.

Misty glared at him.

"Oh, by the way, there is a spider on your shoulder…" Naruto pointed…

Oaks Laboratory

"Hey Professor…are you sure that it is a good Idea to have Naruto join in that conversation?" Oaks assistant asked. "I mean, the guys doesn't know when to hold back."

"Oh, I am sure that Naruto will treat them like normal…"

"SCREEEEEEAAAAAM!"

"Nevermind."

Ketchum house

"It's only a Daddy Long Legs…what's your problem?" Naruto asked, whilst Brock chuckled.

"Bugs and Insects are among the three most disgusting things in the world!" Misty shouted.

"Besides you, what are the other 2 things?" Brock asked, mirroring Ash's counter from all those years ago.

"Water Pokemon and people who don't respect Pokemon, I'd say. I hate getting wet and drying Kurama's fur takes weeks, literally." Naruto answered, shrugging his shoulders. "Delia, need any help with lunch? Or should I go and get Ash's Muck to wake him up? Maybe tie him to his Taurus herd for a drag." He asked, walking towards the Kitchen.

"Is he always like this?" Misty asked Brock and Dawn, who shook their head.

"Nah, he's laying it on you girls pretty thinly right now." Brock answered. "You should have seen him lay into Dawn back in the day."

"Ugh, don't remind me. But he is dependable. Helped us out a few times." Dawn said with a smile.

"Did he travel with you?" May asked.

Brock and Dawn shook their heads. "We only met up on several occasions…as well as that one damn time…"

"Oh, where he stopped you from getting a date with that pretty bluenette with the pale eyes? The one with several Sylveons running around her feet?" Dawn asked, giggling into her hands. "You didn't realize that that was his girlfriend, right?"

Brock went from sitting to kneeling on the floor crying instantly, complaining how unfair life was, whilst behind him a purple amphibian Pokemon stood, his glowing fingers returning to normal when he realized that he didn't need to give a jab.

"All the while, Ash was busy recovering from his crispy situation and Pikachu was busy happily dancing with a Tomato Sauce bottle.