Team 7 were sitting before the TV, a stack of Naruto and Naruto-Shippuden DVD's lying next to them, having just binge watched the entire thing.

"Well, I am so glad our acting skills has improved over time." Naruto commented, casually sipping from his cooldrink. "Well, maybe except for Sasuke."

"Baka." Sakura screams, punching Naruto. "Why do you say that?"

"He played a brooding emo at the start, he played a brooding emo at the end, his IRL persona has taken on a brooding emo appearance…" as Naruto explained Sasuke's eyebrows twitched and Sakura was cracking her knuckles, "…I guess he has improved in some way…compared to the start of the series, he actually talks to you now." #POW "OUCH! Nani the fuck, Sakura? What was that for?"

"For badmouthing Sasuke-kun." She responded.

"Seriously…you are reverting to your childhood self, before Tsunade-baachan began training you." Naruto commented, making Sakura even more angry. "Short fuse, Especially when defending Sasuke,…I guess hitting me more times than you have defeated enemies is still your fetish or something."

"Ha? Say what?" Sakura growled.

"You have hit me at least 18 times now, and either directly aided in or defeated only 5 major opponents." Naruto explained, making Sakura appear at a loss.

Naruto out his phone and opened ChatGPT. "Please list ALL instances in the Naruto series where Sakura punched Naruto." He wrote down.

ChatGPT:

1.Episode 3: During the Land of Waves arc, Sakura punches Naruto when he tries to peek at her while she's changing clothes.

2.Episode 3: Sakura delivers another punch to Naruto after he makes a comment about her forehead.

3.Episode 3: Sakura delivers another punch to Naruto after he ruins the victory celebration following their first C-rank mission.

4.Episode 4: During the survival test, Sakura punches Naruto for suggesting they eat the poisonous 'dinner'.

5.Episode 5: Sakura punches Naruto for ruining their chances of passing their test.

6.Episode 7: Sakura punches Naruto during the training exercise to retrieve the bells from Kakashi.

The trio stared as the list went on and on…and on…

"I take it back. You hit me waaaay more than 18 times." Naruto said then blinked.

17. Just now, Sakura punched Naruto for badmouthing Sasuke.
18. Shortly afterwards, whilst Naruto was explaining, Sakura punched him again.

"…Seriously?" the three individuals say in unison.

Quickly, Naruto typed into the question bar, "And how many enemies did Sakura defeat?"

1.Sasori: In Naruto Shippuden, Sakura, along with Chiyo, played a crucial role in defeating Sasori, a former Akatsuki member, in the "Rescue Gaara" arc

2.Fuen: In the "Past Arc: the Lotus of Konoha", which is a filler arc in Naruto Shippuden, Sakura, defeated Fuen.

3.White Zetsu Army: Sakura has fought and defeated numerous White Zetsu soldiers, however since they are all cloned from and linked to the original Zetsu, they can all be considered a single entity.

4.Kaguya Otsutsuki: Sakura played a crucial role in the final battle against Kaguya Otsutsuki alongside Naruto and Sasuke.

5.Gengo: In the "Jugo arc", another filler arc in Naruto Shippuden, Sakura, along with Naruto and Shikamaru, confronted and defeated Gengo, the leader of the Kurosuki family.

Naruto smiled smugly as Sakura gnashed her teeth. "It appears that you were well and truly useless up until you fought Sasori, and 2 of your opponents were in filler arcs, thus not canon officially canon."

"Oh yeah? Why don't we see how many enemies you've defeated!" she growled, snatching the phone and typing in,

"How many major opponents did Naruto defeat?"

The response came swift and made Sakura slump in her chair.

Please Note that my Database hasn't been updated since 2018, therefore a comprehensive list may not be available.

Naruto has defeated/helped defeat the following major antagonists.

1.Mizuki (in the first episode/chapter of Naruto)

2.Gaara (during the Chunin Exams arc)

3.Kabuto (During the Search for Tsunade arc)

4.Orochimaru (in the Sasuke Retrieval arc)

5.Pain/Nagato (in the Pain's Assault arc)

6.Obito Uchiha (in the Fourth Great Ninja War arc)

7.Kaguya Otsutsuki (in the Fourth Great Ninja War arc)

8.Sasuke Uchiha (the Final Battle arc)

Please Note that this list does not contain Enemies found in Filler Arcs.

"This is bullshit." Sakura slumped, accidentally hitting Naruto's shoulder…

#Ding

19. Sakura accidentally hit Naruto whilst slumping.

Outside the apartment, people wondered why Naruto's apartment suddenly sounded like a warzone.

A/N: Please Note: the ChatGPT results were based on my own search results using the same AI and may not be canonically correct, but it still emphasizes that Sakura hit Naruto a lot.