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Chapter 17: Not Dealing with this Shit

Ruby was lucky that the following day was a weekend, or else she would have gone on a rampage across Beacon in a cranky episode. That, of course, did not happen as the Red Dragon Empress was sleeping soundly in her bed, and better yet the lack of windows in the magically generated room prevented whatever sunlight to irk her sleep. It was the perfect and most luxurious 'cave' fit for a dragon such as herself. Her semi-dragon form was out, with her wings splayed across her like an extra layer of blanketing and her tail whipping lazily about as it poked out of the foot of the bed. Her wild locks of spiky black hair tipped crimson splayed freely over her like a curtain. Each breath she took carried a subtle rumble that was a peek of the primal entity that she is. But not everything was as perfect as it looked. There was little surprise of her dreams that created giggles of bliss.

"... Vali..." Ruby murmured in her sleep in a husky tone, her supernatural scent permeating the air. "Yes Vali... be mine... be my mate, my emperor... bite me, mark me... hold me... give me hatchlings-"

[ALRIGHT, THAT IS FUCKING ENOUGH!] Shouted a certain soul of a dragon forced to watch and hear. [WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU HORNY DRAGON QUEEN!]

"KYA!" Ruby shrieked as she literally jumped out of bed.

She had ascended six feet in the air of her sudden rude wakening by Ddraig, only to come down on her behind on the floor by the foot of her bed. Ruby blinked the sleep out of her eyes while the rest of her body was fully functional from the adrenaline. A scowl marred her face from her own partner waking her up, her wings flapping to pick her up without the need of her limbs. All Ruby wanted was to just have a lazy day for once.

"What the fuck, Ddraig?!" Snarled Ruby, as she glared at the back of one of her palms that were glowing green.

[Oh, I'm sorry.] Ddraig mocked apology. [I just felt - oh, I don't know - fucking livid that I had to be forced to watch your wet dreams the whole night. I can tolerate so much, and there is no fucking way I am seeing through the whole morning. So get your horny ass up already.]

"You..." Ruby growled, gritting her sharpened teeth. "I swear to Great Red, I will make you feel pain."

[Yeah right, you damn brat.] Ddraig shrugged off Ruby's threat, causing a tick mark to appear on the Red Dragon Empress' forehead.

"I will find a way to stab you." Ruby seethed.

She got no response from the Heavenly Dragon, and Ruby let out a defeated sigh. Ruby picked herself, still clad in the revealing sleepwear, and went to her closet in the far right corner of her room. Once opened, there lay her usual clothes of the day of her black leather combat/casual gear and red cloak repaired with dragon scales formed into strings this time to prevent it from getting burned again by anything less than divine flames. The Red Dragon Empress changed out of her wear and in five minutes was fully clothed for whatever today's events she was going to face.

On that thought, Ruby was reminded of last night's annoyance in the form of Rias Gremory, the sister of Lucifer, of all people trying to reincarnate her into a servant! The fucking arrogance was so infuriating she could laugh in frustration! The devil was nowhere strong enough to have any hope of reincarnating her at all, and even if she were to be in possession of a Mutated Queen there was nothing that can change her. Only someone of Maou-class can effectively reincarnate her, and that will take more than a few Pawns for sure.

That did not come close to the horrid and livid thought if Rias had decided to go for her friends, especially her own teammates. And at that point, fuck the consequences. If that tomato of a devil even dared to turn Yang into a servant of a devil, she was going to flay Rias' skin off in rage. No one, absolutely no one, makes her family fucking servants no matter how nice they seem and not without permission.

'May as well ask Vali darling where he is holding them.' Ruby thought.

In the Sacred Gear, Ddraig was continuing to groan in abject pain just enduring the antics of his partner and her new affection for the White Dragon Emperor. He had no doubt that Albion was feeling the same way too with the Lucifer. Ruby's pheromones as a ready dragon was on another level since she has been without anyone on her level to interest her, and here comes Vali that basically breaks years of pent up sexual frustration that was making them both act off. For once, Ddraig would settle being with Albion in nonviolence and share a barrel of dragon fruit ale.

Ruby was currently walking down the halls of Beacon to the guest wing with a spring in her step. Despite her rude awakening by Ddraig, her mind had a very vivid recollection of her dream. Her spine shivered in ecstasy remembering the dream of herself bathing in Vali's supreme, delicious aura and her pushing her sweet, dominating presence upon him. None of them were going to submit, but they rather be equal partners. A blush was present on her cheeks remembering the two of them wrestling and fighting not to determine their rivalry, but to test the strength of each other and ending with the both of them sinking their teeth in their shoulder to mark each other as the other's only person that mattered to them.

But the most alluring, breathtaking memory of it all was both of their hands roaming over their nude forms, craving for each other's very existence. The thought alone made Ruby purr in bliss, let alone little hatchlings.

[If mating with Vali will make you stop having these horny thoughts that torture me, then mate with him already!] Ddraig shouted in protest.

Ruby sputtered. "I-I-I can't be that forward!"

[You are going to give me a fucking aneurysm.] Ddraig grumbled.

'And with all these wet dreams, you'd think my partner's reaching heeeaat... uhhhh.' Ddraig thought as that internal sentence stretched out as he was hit with realization. '... I jinxed it, didn't I?'

Meanwhile, Ruby had reached the door of Team KABL's dorm. Even from outside, Ruby could feel the aura of supremacy that was flooding out of the room. So much so, Ruby found herself a bit hot in places, but she managed to keep herself professional, excluding the faint blush on her cheeks. She didn't have to knock at all as it was Vali who opened the door as soon as Ruby arrived to the entrance of the dorm. His apparent timely cue of opening the door was in the case he felt Ruby's aura of domination coming closer, and for all intents and purposes he only answered the door because he was genuinely happy to see Ruby again.

As their eyes met, it grew harder for the two of them to keep their breath steady from the proximity of the powerful auras they exuded that was a major heart racer for the other. Ruby was eyeing her like a petrified deer while her thoughts went ragged imagining running her hands over Vali's torso for herself. The fact that Vali's eyes gave a glint of hunger from before that was more pronounced added something to Ruby's joy. As if she was the only thing he ever wanted in life. But they could not afford to let thoughts such as that get in the way and with some calming deep breaths they cooled their features to be professional.

"I would say it is good morning if it weren't already midday." Vali greeted, gesturing the dragoness to come inside.

Ruby scoffed playfully. "Yesterday, I fought the demigod son of Surya, who I recall was one of the Hindu Gods that rivaled Yahweh, then I had to deal with a few annoyances, not limited to a spoiled princess thinking she can come into my home, my room no less, and dare to make me her servant in my fucking sleep."

For a brief moment, Vali's eyes flashed blue with absolute murder at them. It was like a glimpse of a chilling landscape that took in all in its icy embrace without mercy. Wherever Rias was, she was sure to be shivering from the killing intent.

'How dare some arrogant spoiled devil think to that!' Vali thought in heated rage. 'Ruby is more than just some measly servant; she is my rival. My empress.'

"Vali?" The Lucifer's thoughts trained to a halt at the sound of Ruby's voice, and the anger vanished as the Red Dragon Empress was giving Vali a quizzical look. "You okay?"

Vali flashed a smile. "Nothing to worry about."

"Good." Ruby said, her face going serious. "Where did you put the peerage? They came to my territory without permission and I want to hear whatever sad excuse this Rias Gremory did so."

"Not all of us can bend space to grow extra rooms." Vali quipped playfully. "So I had to make a separate dimension to keep the peerage contained."

Vali walked to one side of the room and poked the wall with a finger. A rectangular piece of the wall big enough for one person to walk through shimmered out of existence after the seal of the Lucifer clan flashed to life. The edges of the missing wall glowed a rainbow of light, showing that this was in fact a portal. Following Vali through, Ruby entered to find herself before the bars of a rather nice and cozy cell. There the peerage of Rias Gremory were imprisoned and awake and provided with chairs, tables and beds for their own needs. There was even a door to a bathroom to the right.

Arthur and Bikou were standing guard, the latter occasionally making some rather crude jokes at the devils for his amusement. The blonde one, who was known as Kiba, was openly glaring at Arthur and at Caliburn for some odd reason. Ruby can smell the absolute anger pouring out from the Knight of Gremory towards the holy sword. But really, what the fuck does a fucking sword do to you to make you that mad? It's a weapon, not a homicidal maniac that possibly ruined your life.

Rias Gremory, who was reading a book, turned her head to the newcomers of her jailers and her eyes narrowed at Ruby. She still had the audacity to be mad while stuck in the position that she herself put herself through. In return, Ruby returned an even bigger heated glare at the Gremory heiress laced with her dominating aura that made Rias keel back like a scared puppy. Her Queen, on the other hand, emitted a brief lapse of lust from being exposed to the aura of domination.

That also reminded Ruby of the fact that the nekoshou was not present. She sniffed the air for the scent of devil-laced yokai and followed it to a corner of the room where there was a lavish couch. Her thoughts immediately screeched to a halt seeing Kuroka... currently crushing the little white-haired yokai with hugs and trying to put her in different articles of clothing from a stack next to a pile of sweets. The cries of protest from Koneko were muffled by the older sister's bust, and not even her Rook strength could get her out of Kuroka's grasp, who was absolutely cooing playing with her dear little sister.

"How long has that been going on?" Ruby asked the rest of Team KABL.

"Give or take three hours, four tops." Bikou informed with a smile that showed he was clearly enjoying the antics of Kuroka.

The sight has also caused for the resident Pawn of Rias Gremory to be knocked out from a nosebleed and wake up to repeat every five minutes, with the blonde nun tending to him with her healing Sacred Gear. The amount of lust from that devil was absolutely disgusting for Ruby's senses that she shivered uncomfortably. And that is taking in consideration she has been surrounded by boys who were drawn to her top notch looks only to be harshly brushed off, or rather punched through a roof.

Fuck, the only devil that was giving Ruby good vibes was the blonde girl, and she looked like she would cry over accidentally killing a fly. Akeno on the other hand was giving off a powerful holy signature yet it baffled Ruby that she had never used it in their fight last night. It certainly would have caused a more stinging pain than the tickle from her lightning. Then there was Koneko who is going against her nature as a yokai and had never used chakra, much less senjutsu. Then there's this blonde swordsman that is for some reason hating a - fucking - sword. To top it all off, there is Rias Gremory supposedly High-class when Ruby had little doubt Jaune could beat her if he got in close.

What the fuck were the standards of devils these days?! At least the devils from the Old Satan Faction that tried to fuck over Remnant were more competent with physical attributes.

"I am going to ask this once." Ruby said menacingly, the room rising a few degrees of Celsius higher as she projected her power that outclassed Rias'. "Why are you here infiltrating on my territory thinking you can take away my people for whatever you want?"

"What?" Rias exclaimed. "I - I did not come here to take away anyone."

Ruby scowled. "How hilarious you say that when hours ago you went into my room to try and reincarnate me. Without any permission from my part I might add."

"Look I just..." Rias tried to come for an excuse only for the words to choke in her throat."

"'I just' what, Rias Gremory?!" Ruby snarled, tongues of red lightning dancing across her form. "You have no control here, devil. Much less you had the arrogance to think you could reincarnate someone as I who is far superior to you. I have faced countless High-class devils and slaughtered them in an instant. So it would be wise to answer my question, princess."

A bit of steel was regained in Rias' eyes. "I have express permission from my brother to come here and the leader of this world for my stay."

"My leader?" Ruby said as she quirked a curious eyebrow.

"That's right." Boasted Rias, a smile appearing on her face. "The leader of this world, the Red Dragon Empress herself, has given me permission to roam these lands."

A dead silence fell on the room. While Rias may think she has gained an edge, Ruby hang her head down. Her bangs of spiky hair shadowed her face. After a few seconds, her shoulders started to shake and her hand went to clutch her stomach. The reason for such is because that whole tirade was complete hilarious lie. So when Ruby lifted her head, it was to roar in laughter that shook the room.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I can't even, ha-ha-ha." Ruby laughed, leaning on the wall for support. "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, I can't breathe, HA-HA-HA-HA, can't breath! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

Team KABL followed suit starting with Vali holding his mouth to retain some dignity and hold in a large laughing fit that Ruby released. Bikou, on the other hand, joined in the laughter falling to the ground and clutching his stomach in pain. Arthur turned his head away as he tried to hold in a few snickers as even he found this funny. Kuroka was laughing so hard she was accidentally making Koneko being suffocated by her sister's bosom.

"That's - Wow, I needed that one." Ruby said after finally calming down. "Rias, I can see that was lie from a mile twice over."

"B-But it's true!" Exclaimed Rias, but her nervous tone gave it all away.

"Stop embarrassing yourself, Gremory princess." Ruby admonished in a slightly chilly tone. "I know for a fact that Sirzechs would never allow anyone to come to Remnant after the recent dilemma involving your uncle, the former head of the Bael clan Credence Bael. Secondly, the Red Dragon Empress never received any news of your coming, much less gave permission."

"How do you know that?" Rias asked with a bit of fear.

"That's easy." Ruby said as she held her hands that glowed briefly as they manifested the Boosted Gear. "I am the Red Dragon Empress."

Ruby could swear she heard the sound of glass shattering as she looked at Rias who went deathly pale and her legs wiggled like jello. Akeno's recent flush from earlier drained away for terror to replace it. Kiba had spared a shocked look at the Sacred Gear Ruby revealed at that declaration.

"At least you did not try to reincarnate any of my friends." Ruby said in sickly sweet tone that was laced with frigid anger. "Or else I would have probably lost it and not have any control over myself bringing your head for Sirzechs to see."

"Rias." Called Akeno above a mutter.

"Yeah?" Rias said.

"We fucked up, didn't we?" Akeno said.

Rias confirmed with a whimpered sound. Issei, who gained consciousness earlier, was intrigued at the mention of the Boosted Gear and the reaction it got out of his King. He could help but compare it to his left arm that held Twice Critical and saw how shameless his own Sacred Gear was in comparison. Definitely not because of the nice rack that she was sporting, but whenever Issei's traveled down to try and ogle them he was getting this murderous vibe aimed at him by Vali that made just as scary as Ruby.

"Buchou, what is the Boosted Gear?" Issei asked Rias.

Rias explained in morbid trepidation. "The Boosted Gear is one of the Longinus, the highest tier of Sacred Gears capable of killing gods. Its power is to double the user's power over and over granted by the Welsh Dragon Emperor Ddraig that is sealed within it."

"WHAT?!" Issei cried out. "You telling me her Sacred Gear can double her power constantly, but mine can only do it once?!"

"That is indeed true, Issei." Rias confirmed. "You know, when I first met you, I thought you Twice Critical was actually the Boosted Gear in a sealed state."

'Great going Rias, you just made Issei's confidence take a whole new low than before.' Akeno thought in a deadpan as she watched Issei sit on the ground in a corner while hugging his knees and a thundercloud hanging over his head. His only saving grace was adorable Asia trying to lift his spirits up.

"And allow me to be only one with manners around here." Ruby said. "My name is Ruby Rose, holder of the Boosted Gear, the Red Dragon Empress, and the incarnation of the Dragon of Domination. As for as you are concerned, you are my prisoner on righteous reasons of attempting to put people in servitude without permission. I don't even allow devil to reincarnate anyone on my home and make them servants however some High-class want them to be. So unless you answer my questions nicely and actually have some decency, maybe we can come to a compromise."

"Okay then." Rias said in submission, knowing this was the good for her peerage. "Ask away."

"Good." Ruby smiled, leaning forward with her eyes glowing like emerald flames. "First off, why are you here in the first place?"

"... I'm desperate." Rias answered in reluctance. "I want my freedom. I've been contracted in this stupid arranged marriage with another devil of nobility named Riser Phenex, and I had no say in it since I was a child. I don't want my parents to marry me off like I am some item. I want to make my own destiny, my own life, as just Rias, but my own family can't seem to get it through their heads I am a person. The only way I can win my freedom is to beat him and his peerage in a rating game."

"And yet you sneak into a room to take another person's freedom to reclaim your own." Ruby retorted coldly. "Quite hypocritical, don't you think?"

"Rias is not like that!" Akeno barked, charging lightning in her hands.

"Stand down, Akeno." Rias commanded softly, making her Queen reluctantly call back her magic. "I didn't want it to be like that. I treat my servants like I would my own family and I will lay down my life for them."

"Fine." Ruby said, showing rarely any emotional reaction to Rias' words. "So let's say that you do reincarnate someone, go back to your home, and beat this Riser in a fight. But here's the kicker. Whoever you reincarnate from here has a life of their own in this world, dreams they wanted to accomplish in this world. As far as I know of devil peerages, your servants have to stay close to you, which mean that you will steal that very person's life away that he wanted to live on Remnant. Even if you were to give them leeway, there is only so much you can do but ultimately they are forced to give up much of their life they grew up wanting to live for you. Do you know how much that can hurt someone, Rias?"

"I..." Rias tried to say, but her words faltered as the full weight of Ruby's words hit her. "I... didn't... know..."

"That's because you did not think of anyone but yourself." Ruby said before taking a moment to pause for a calming breath. "I'm not saying that you are a cruel person, but you are a bad one in character. In your moment of weakness, you went against your ideals of the Gremory and thought of just yourself."

"I know, but I'm sorry." Rias lamented almost pitifully. "I... just want my own life. So please, I ask of you for just one request."

Ruby sighed. "Fine, I'll humor you. What do you want?"

"I, Rias Gremory, beg of you, Red Dragon Empress, to please train us." Rias begged with her head bowed. "Last night, you showed us how awfully outclassed we are. How out of my league I as I let my pride get the best of me."

'I am so tempted to tell you that I am a little younger than you and I still beat you.' Ruby thought.

"You've shown us such supreme power and strength that I can only dream of." Continued Rias. "That's why I ask of you to please train us."

"Really?" Ruby said. "Me, train you?"

Rias nodded vigorously. "Yes!"

"My honest answer." Ruby mused, then suddenly crossing her arms. "FUCK NO!"

Ruby already cut off whatever protest Rias was going to make. "Sorry-not-sorry. It's just that I have had enough devil shit to deal with, what with me being on the lookout for the Old Satan Faction thinking they can invade my home, again might I add, as well as stupid High-class fuckheads that think they own the fucking place. Not to mention other supernatural factions trying to make my world an expansion of their influence. If I train you, it would mean that I am allying myself with the Underworld when I need to be completely neutral from all of the craziness on Earth. Call me paranoid if you want, but I am not taking any fucking chances.

"Besides, I think there is a bit of issues going with your peerage. Your Queen for example I can sense powerful holy power that I'm sure will be useful in actually dealing with your arranged marriage bullshit, yet in our encounter she has never used it. Just saying that is pretty fucking stupid. Then there's your Rook, a nekoshou no doubt that doesn't use senjutsu. What kind of yokai does not use senjutsu. It is basically instinct to them to use it, and I have barely sensed any amount of chakra from the Rook, a nekoshou of all things."

At this point, Rias was on the verge of tears. In fact, she looked like a child whose favorite toy was just smashed right in front of them while the smasher was laughing. Truly a heart-breaking scene that made Ruby cringe in sympathy. She did not mean to be that harsh.

[You have a problem with not holding back.] Ddraig quipped.

'Fuck off, you old gecko.' Ruby thought. 'Or can I go and find Tiamat so she can reach into the blasted Sacred Gear and rip you a new asshole.'

[*BEEP*]

'What the- D-Did he just hang up on me?!' Ruby thought incredulously. 'How the fuck can he do that?!'

"However," Ruby interjected, making Rias' hopes rise, "there is someone in Vale that will aid you, provided she isn't grumpy with Sirzechs or anyone of the actual Underworld government. Just go to the local police station in Vale and call for Detective Angelica. I then leave the rest up to her, and trust me she will have very high standards to force you through."

"You can release them." Ruby told Vali.

Vali nodded and the bars of the prison disintegrated for the Rias' peerage's freedom. Issei, having been done with his depression episode, literally leaped out and started kissing the floor at Ruby's feet. Even though it's the exact same floor as it was behind bars. Ruby was sure Angelica was going to break him first, or she might try to stick the perverted devil with swords if he doesn't take his eyes somewhere they should not be.

"Thank you, Ruby-sama." Rias said with a bow, making Ruby sweatdrop at the unnecessary suffix. "I promise to not cause anymore trouble."

"Yeah, you do that." Ruby said nonchalantly. "I suggest staying at some inn after contacting Angelica. She can give you the lien, if she's willing."

"If that will be all, let's go Koneko." Rias called to her Rook, only to pause in motion.

Ruby and her peerage followed her line of sight and found Kuroka for the 55th time nuzzling her cheeks into Koneko's while the little sister with red in embarrassment. A fountain of blood later and Issei was knocked out again by a nosebleed. The Red Dragon Empress could only sweatdrop in awkwardness at the openly, over-the-top affection Kuroka was displaying, and thanking Great Red or whatever god was watching her that Yang wasn't like that.

"Nya~, Shirone-tan, your Kuroka-nee missed you, nya~." Kuroka purred as her cheeks assaulted Koneko's as soft skin rubbed against each other.

At some point, Shirone managed to get her voice. "HELP!"

Only for Kuroka to smother her again. "Don't worry, Shirone-tan, nya~. You're Kuroka-nee is here to help you, nya~."

"On second thought, maybe wait for an hour or two before she's done with that." Ruby said.

Rias nodded dumbly, making it Ruby's cue to sneak out with Vali back to the dorm room. At first surprised, the White Dragon Emperor did not resist in Ruby's hold on his hand as she led him out.

"Is she always like that?" Ruby inquired incredulously.

"Kuroka always talks about meeting her little sister again." Vali noted. "I didn't imagine she would go crazy on first sight. She literally was holding the girl for the whole night, not once going to sleep."

Despite the bizarre thought, Ruby could not help but smile. "She seems to show a very strong love for her sister."

"The little one does not seem to reciprocate." Vali noted. "What do you want to do?"

"I-" Ruby was about to say something (with thoughts aligning with perverseness) until the loud growl of her stomach interrupted her. Her face blushed with embarrassment that she was caught off like this. It was because of the simple fact that she slept through breakfast. Her cheeks puffed in the wake of her hurt pride, especially it being done in front of Vali.

'I look like some utter fool.' Ruby thought, internally crying anime tears.

Yet, it was Vali who was her saving grace. "Why don't we get a bite to eat?"

In that next moment, the White Dragon Emperor was glomped in a strong hug from his rival as her eyes shined like crafted emeralds with adoration and thanks towards him. He would deny it, but Vali thought that little expression that made her look like a happy puppy was one of the cutest things he has seen from her, apart from her whine. Vali just wished his heart wasn't hammering from the fact that Ruby's sizable bust was squishing against his hard chest. Still yet she had a better behind.

...

'Fuck you, Dad, Azazel.' Thought Vali.

Trying to get these chapters of these wonderful stories as best as I can with the whole college life piling down on me. If you have not noticed, Ruby seems to be losing it more and more as the day goes by. As if a certain cycle was about to be thrust upon her.

I wanted Ruby to be more apart from Rias because I don't really want her waste time with the Rias' peerage. Angelica can break them, but there will be some interaction between her and Issei as he is dealing with confidence issues and Ruby will be there to lift them up. No matter how many broken bones it takes. Thinking of giving him a sword maybe from Remnant, or possibly unlock his Aura. I really don't know.

Here's what I have always wondered about the Evil Pieces? If they were used to reincarnate a pure or fallen angel, wouldn't the added devil DNA turn them into a nephalem? That makes sense, right? Maybe I will do something about that with Akeno.

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