Kicking it with Kuma
Dorm life sucks. That's probably because I'm a loner that got kidnapped by extroverts. Also waking up because you got smacked in the head with a flying socket wrench isn't very fun. "AH FUCK Mek what the hell?!" I yell at our resident mechanic but he was ignorant to the world,singing his heart out with flying tools surrounding him as he worked on his gear. So I did the logical thing. I threw the wrench at him. But this smooth fucker just yanks it out the air and starts using it. "Don't wanna be your monkey wrench " the young genius belts out "That's a socket tho" Boss says from the bathroom door. His answer was a simple middle finger, meaning he heard me, he just didn't care. Looking over at Boss I see him in a uniform and it dawned on me I had to wear that too. "Better hurry baby bear we got class" said Asshole. "Fiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeee."I whined childishly. "Time to fuck shit up."Boss proclaimed as he left the room.
After getting dressed in this monkey suit we left for class. Looking over at rest of Team KFC I noticed how they all changed their uniforms from each other. Vandal didn't bother with his tie and left hanging on his neck, Mek had a beanie headphones and a half mask on with his jacket just on his shoulders and Boss wore his right but his right sleeve was rolled up and had a black handwrap on. "Wait am I the only one wearing the proper uniform" "Yep""Probably""Ye""You guys suck" I complained. "I can't believe I thought you were cool" Mek commented. "Fuck it we're gonna late." Then I swung directly at his liver. "BEAT HIS ASS MEK" Vandal screamed "go for his left leg still hasn't healed" Bandit added calmly. "Good idea" I replied from our grappling match as I stab him in the calf with my hidden blade. "Didn't mean that but ok" "NO GUTS NO GLORY" "If this is payback for this morning I'm not sorry" I then start feeling my breathing get cut off as Mek wraps a garrote around my neck. "Alright we're done here drop em" Bandit commanded as he pistol-whipped Mek and Vandal's foot speeded towards my face. "Son of a-" then darkness.
"Nice to see you join the living" Conrad said as my eyes opened. Looking around I see that we're in class and the lecture had already begun. With slight panic I look for a pen to catch up only to see detailed notes on my desk. "He telling a story calm down I wrote down the important parts." Bandit supplied to ease my anxiety. "Where are the other two" "Front row said something about splash zone" "But we're inside" I thought out loud. Conrad just shrugged and closed his eyes to rest. Rubbing my nose I tuned in to the lecture. "Fuck he likes his own voice" "Yep" "Oh shit we gotta do again" "Yep" "Why did I even listen to you" I lamented out loud.
"Fuck you High Class I wanna fight it" Mek yelled out, making it twice that he's woke me up without my consent. "Someone's gonna fight a Grimm" Conrad answered before I even thought of asking a question. I look forward realizing something interesting is going to happen. Mek sits in his seat grumbling as the bitc-I mean heiress prepares for a fight against a Grimm. Out of the cage pops an ugly pig thing that I should definitely know the name of. "She's too proper this thing doesn't care chivalry" Bandit comments as the fencer loses her weapon. "She needs humbling"Conrad said as she dispatched of the Grimm. "You just wanna kick her ass cuz she fights like a noble" I replied. "They say aristocrats have weak chins"he commented back as we exit the class and reconvene with the other half of Team Deep Fried and headed to the next class.