Let's go Move it Move it
Chapter 1
In the beginning, the island of Madagascar appears in a daydream. A zebra yells like Tarzan and jumps out of the vine after swinging it as the choir penguins in their black bowties sing Born Free by John Barry and they fly as he runs and jumps to the water in slow motion as a lion appears sneaking towards the zebra as if almost in the middle of a dream he jumps up snapping him out of his dream
Surprise! the lion said
(Screams) the zebra screamed
The zebra falls from the treadmill and crashes into a fence
Sorry. the lion said
(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)
Stan! the zebra said
(Stan Smith from American Dad)
Yeah? Stan said
Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming! the zebra said
I said sorry. Stan said
When a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone. the zebra said
Come on, Gene. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! Stan said
Hey, man. Thanks! Gene said
Stan expresses pain on the right side of his jaw
Oh, ah! Oh! Stan said
What's wrong? Gene said
Hey, um... Stan said
Yeah? Gene said
I got s...i got something stuck in my teeth. Stan said
Really? Gene said
It's driving me crazy! Stan said
Really? Gene said
Can you help me out here? Please? Stan said
Ah! You came to the right place, my friend. Gene said
Great. Stan said
Doctor Gene, D.D.S., is in the house! Gene said
Thank you so much. Stan said
No problem. Please hop on top of my sterilized examination table, if you may. Gene said
Stan opens his mouth, but Gene can't see anything, because it's dark
Well? Stan said
I don't see anything. Gene said
It's on the left. Stan said
Ow! Gene said
Oh, sorry. Stan said
Okay, just don't talk with your mouth full. Gene said
Got it. Stan said
Aha! Right here. Gene said
Gene takes out a snow globe and holds it
Well? Stan said
What the heck is this doing in there? Gene said
Happy birthday! Stan sad
Aww, hey, thanks, man. Gene said
No problem. Stan said
You put it in behind the tooth. You're all right. Gene said
You're welcome. Stan said
It looks so cool. Gene said
I know right? These aren't even on the shelf yet. Stan said
What? Gene said
Here! Check it out. Check it out! Look at that. Ooh! Look at that! Ooh! Stan said
Look at that. It's snowing. Gene said
Ten years old, huh? A decade. Double digits. The big 1-0! Stan said
Gene becomes a little sad while looking at the snow globe
You don't like it? Stan said
No, no, it's great! Gene said
You hate it. Ugh! I should've gotten you the Alex alarm clock. That's the one. That's the big seller. Stan said
No, no, no. The present's great. Really. Gene said
Then what's wrong? Stan said
It's just that another year's come and gone and I'm still doing the same old thing. Gene said
What thing? Stan said
"Stand over here. Trot over there. Eat some grass. Walk back over here." Gene said
I see your problem. Stan said
Maybe i should go to law school. Gene said
You just need to break out of that boring routine. Stan said
How? Gene said
Throw out the old act. Get out there! Who knows what you're gonna do?
Huh? Gene said
Make it up as you go along. Stan said
Huh? Gene said
Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly. Boom, boom, boom! Stan said
Really? Gene said
You know, make it fresh. Stan said
Fresh, huh? OK. I could do fresh. Gene said
Works for me. Stan said
Earth Wind and Fire's Boogie Wonderland plays as the statue monkeys ring the bell at the front of the zoo ring at the zoo's opening hour at 9:00 AM as the People are coming Stan bursts with excitement about them
Here come the people, Gene! Stan said
I know. Gene said
Oh, i love the people! Stan said
I know. Gene said
It's fun people fun time! Whoo! Stan said
Stan hops into a hippo's habitat and tap dances on a hippo's butt
Let's go, Stella! Up and at 'em! We're open! Stan said
(Stella Vermillion from Chiverly of a Failed Knight)
(Yawning) What day is it? Stella said
It's Friday! Field trip day! Dadadadada! Boom! Let's go! Come on! Stan said
Yes, it's field trip day. Let's get up and go. Stella said
Come on! Stan said
10 more minutes. Stella said
Ricocheting off a lamppost Stan arrives at the roof of a pen where a timid giraffe with constant health problems or so he thinks lives
Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. Let's go! Stan said
(Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)
(Scoffs) Not for me. I'm calling in sick. Foghorn said
What? Stan said
I found a brown. I say i found a brown spot on my shoulder. Foghorn said
Seriously? Stan said
Right here. See? Right there. Right there. You see? Foghorn said
Foghorn? Stan said
Yeah? Foghorn said
You know it's all in your head. Hmm? Stan said
Kids and adults burst through the zoo gates eager to view the animals and Stan
Let's go! Come on! a kid said
As rushed parents threw away their coffee cups in the trash Mason the chimp yawns retrieves a newspaper a half-empty coffee cup and a bagel and returns to his roommate Phil a mute chimp who doesn't speak
Phil! Mason said
(Snooring) Phil snored
Wake up, you filthy monkey. Mason said
Mason gives Phil his coffee while he reads the newspaper and eats his bagel Meanwhile Gene prepares to give his audience something special for his birthday
Oh, I'm going to be fresh. Straight out of the ground. Tasty fresh! Freshalicious. Gene said
Gene sips some water and spits it out
Ziploc fresh. Gene said
An eager crowd awaits outside Stan's rock as they wait for their king to emerge
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the Central Park Zoo proudly presents... the announcer said
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! the kids said
Backstage Stan prepares himself for another day of people pleasing
Oh! Show them the cat! Who's the cat? Whoo! Stan said
The King of New York City. the announcer said
Stan the Lion! Stan and the announcer both said
Ahhhh! Stan and the kids both said
Here we go! Stan said
It's showtime! Gene said
Simultaneously as Stan emerges and turns on the fan blowing his mane
Perfect. Stan said
Stan emerges on his rock and lets out his signature roar
Roar! Stan roared
The crowds go wild as this is what he lived for a cameraman takes pictures of him meanwhile folks gather around Gene's pen to see his act
Gather around, people. The big show is about to start. Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right. Gene said
Sucking up some water Gene performs impossibly impressive water tricks with his mouth then sprays at 3 adults this amazes the kids and attracts photographers to take pictures of him while a series of pictures show Stella's swimming tricks and Foghorn's MRI and medication treatments Meanwhile on another side of the zoo the four penguin brothers who are also agents Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are plotting something of their mission
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report! Skipper said
Kowalski, the brains of the group, emerges from a hole dug out previously by the penguins
We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line. Kowalski said
And the bad news? Skipper said
Kowalski takes out a broken spoon
We've broken our last shovel. Kowalski said
Right? Skipper said
Skipper turns to his weapon specialist Rico
Rico, you're on litter patrol. Skipper said
Yay. Rico said
We need shovels. Skipper said
Okay. Rico said
And find more Popsicle sticks. Skipper said
Okay. Rico said
We don't want to risk another cave-in. Skipper said
Got it. Rico said
Rico jumps into the pool to look for the stuff
Skipper? Private said
Private the youngest of the group perks up
Yes Private? Skipper said
And me, Skipper? Private said
Do you want a job Private? Skipper said
Yes. I do. Private said
I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private. Skipper said
Okay. Private said
Good. Today we're gonna blow this dump. Skipper said
Rico snatches a plastic spoon from a boy eating his frozen yogurt Gene meanwhile at sunset impresses his last fans by making fart noises with his armpits
Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet! Ha-ha. Gene said
The mesmerized kids are hauled away by disgusted and confused parents
Well, the show's over, folks. Thanks for coming. I hope you thought it was fresh. I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Kwanzaa. Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets. Gene said
Gene sips on his beverage before finishing his sentence
And tip your cabbie, because he's broke. Gene said
Suddenly a pair of shovels dig up from the ground and the penguin brothers emerge
What the? Gene said
You, quadruped. Skipper said
Yeah? Gene said
Sprechen sie Englisch? Skipper said
I sprechen. Gene said
What continent is this? Skipper said
Manhattan. Gene said
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive! Skipper said
Hey, hey! You in the tux! Wait a minute! Gene said
What is it? Skipper said
What are you guys doing? Gene said
We're digging to Antarctica. Private said
Private receives a slap from Skipper to silence him
Ant-who-tica? Gene said
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? Skipper said
Gene nods and leans down to listen to the little secret without the others noticing
Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City? Skipper said
Gene shakes his head as if to say no
Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. Skipper said
Oh. Gene said
We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica. To the wild! Skipper said
What? Gene said
Wow the wild just what is Skipper talking about and how will Gene respond stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
