Find That Thing

Ah, the second chapter of my weird little baby! I hope you enjoyed the last one and if you have any questions or comments please beam me something!

As you all probably know, I own neither Star Wars or ROTTMNT

See the end of this fic for a list of the ROTTMNT characters (so far) who have been swapped with the Star Wars characters! To help you keep track.

"Lord Von Ryan?" A First Order officer, who had made the questionable decision to have the First Order Symbol tattooed on his face, consulted a tablet.

"The prisoner has not given up any information of any kind." The officer scrolled on the tablet.

Lord Von Ryan, who had been standing gazing upon the infinite universe, hands meditatively clasped behind his back, sighed.

"Let me guess," he raised a hand in a gesture, "instead of giving information he merely dispensed painfully embarrassing one liners?"

The officer nodded. "Yes, m'lord. How did you know?" Lord Von Ryan hesitated a fraction of a moment before replying. "He and I have crossed paths before."

He took the tablet from the officer and walked down the bridge.

"I'll attend to this prisoner myself."

As Lord Von Ryan walked away, the officer sighed. "And now for a nice falafel!"

Elsewhere…

Leo rested his head on the back of the restraining device. They hadn't been able to get anything out of him, except for some amazingly funny one-liners that they did not deserve.

Leo could feel Donnie coming down the hall and towards his cell. He had never been as good with the whole "Force thing" as his brothers had been. Most of it was due to his own laziness. The Force already, without him working on it, let him fly better, react quicker, and sense trouble. Why bother to make it do anything more? Besides, he was already awesome enough as it was.

But even for someone like Loe, some things were too big to be missed, and one of those things was Donnie.

It had always been that way, even before…things happened.

So when Donnie opened the door, all Leo did was make a shushing sound.

"Quiet, Dee, I'm resting."

Donnie sighed an annoyed sigh. He still sounded like Dee. It chilled Leo how much this…person standing in front of him acted so much like his brother. All the mannerisms, particular words, it was all Donnie. But after what he had seen, after everything that had happened, Leo wasn't so sure if the real Donnie still existed.

And that scared him. More than anything ever. More than the Kraang (and those had haunted his dreams for a long time). So Leo coped like he always coped, with humor, with denial.

Donnie spoke. "I'll give you five seconds to tell me where the piece is, Leo, after which I'll break your tiny mind and take what I want from the scraps."

"Mmm…" Leo answered, "let me think about that. The answer is no."

Donnie sighed again. "Do you remember that time when you helped pull one of my teeth out, but it was the wrong tooth?" Leo grinned lopsidedly. "Yep. Good times." Donnie stretched out his hand. "Then consider this payback."

Leo gasped as his mind was ripped open. He couldn't think, couldn't react, couldn't even attempt to use the Force to put up some kind of barrier. All he could do was feel all his thoughts, memories, secrets rifled through by a foreign presence.

At last Donnie found it. "You gave it to a yokai? Seriously? Ah, no matter." Donnie turned on his heel and walked out, calling back, "Though I do enjoy our little chats, dear brother, I must get a little business taken care of on Jakku."

Leo, still gasping and twitching after the mind probe, didn't even have the strength to reply with one of his devastating one-liners.

He had mostly recovered when a stormtrooper came in. To Leo's great surprise the trooper unfastened his restraints.

"Uh, you're coming with me?!"

"You sure about that?" Leo quipped in reply.

The stormtrooper actually flinched. "Just come, please?" Leo shrugged and they walked down a hallway for a bit before the trooper pulled them both into a closet.

The trooper pulled his helmet off, revealing a pale kid with a large head that bore an unfortunate resemblance to a cantaloupe.

"Look." The kid hissed. "I'm breaking you out."

"Cool!" Leo hissed back. "Are you with the Resistance?" The kid recoiled. "What? No!" "Oh." Leo paused. "Then why…?"

The kid didn't miss a beat. "Because it's the right thing to do."

Leo looked at him for a second. That answer was just too pat. "You need a pilot."

"I need a pilot." The kid admitted.

Soon they were walking towards the TIE fighters, the kid muttering nervously to himself in his bucket that bore a faint resemblance to a helmet, and Leo grinning and winking at everyone they passed, effectively clearing a wide path for them both.

They chose a TIE at random and got into it. "You can fly one of these, right?" The kid asked.

"Well, yeah. Listen, I can fly anything, like, ever, got it?" "If you say so…" There were a few hiccups. Mostly because someone, (totally not Leo) had neglected to unite the fighter, but that didn't really matter in comparison to all the people shooting at them from every direction.

However, thanks to some fancy flying from Leo and surprisingly lucky shots from the kid, they got away.

"Oh, right, I'm Leo, by the way." Leo said by way of introduction. "Oh! Hello!" Leo waited, but when he didn't say anything else, he prodded with "And you are?" "DL 2187."

Leo nearly let go of the controls in shock. "What-that's not a name!" There was a short silence during which the kid must have shrugged. "Well, that's all I was ever called." "OK, I'm fixing that right now. DL, huh? Well…how about Dale? Actually, that sounds kinda stupid and…" "DALE!" The kid shouted. "Dale Dale Dale Dale! Hah! That's great!" Leo shrugged. OK. Guess he was Dale now. As long as he liked it.

And then the happy moment was shattered as they were blasted out of space.

HUZZAH! Hope you like it! Here's the list (so far!)

Leo: Poe Dameron

Señor Hueso: Lor San Tekka

Donnie: Kylo Ren

Foot Lieutenant: Random First Order Officer

Dale: Finn