Let's go Move it Move it

Chapter 19

While the animals were watching the lemurs partying a bunch of foosa started attacking Stan tries to talk to them but he had something crawling on his back

Before Stan could finish he notices the spider crawling on his back

What the? Stan said

Well, howdy do. the spider said

Stan started screaming in horror then roaring in slow motion by scaring the Fossa away

Spider! Spider! Spider on my back! Stan said

Wario? Did you see that? Medaka said

(Wario from Super Mario)

He scared the fossa away. Wario said

Stan was still screaming in horror as Stan uses a stick to hit him but the spider has finally escaped

Come on, Stella. I say come on, Stella. Get him. Foghorn said

Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! the spider said

That's it! Catch it, Gloria! Smack it! Get it, get it! Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go? Foghorn said

(Bart Simpson from The Simpsons)

Queen Medaka, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?! Bart said

They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future. Medaka said

They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals! Wario said

The lemurs gasp as Mort starts sobbing while lands on Medaka's feet

Get up, Bart. Do not be near the queen's feet, OK? Medaka said

Sorry. Bart said

Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again. Medaka said

Stella continues to hit Stan with the stick while the other animals watch

There it is! Get it! I say get it! Come on, Stella! Foghorn said

Got it! Stella said

Stella continued to hit Stan with the stick until he grabbed it

What the? Stella said

Stop it! Stop it! That's enough! Enough with the stick. Stan said

Do you want me to stop? Stella said

Yes. Stan said

Did i get it? Stella said

You got it. I think you got it. I think she got it. Foghorn said

Yes. She got it. Stan said

Did i get it? Stella said

Yes. You got it. Stan said

Good. Stella said

Is it still on me? I hate spiders. Stan said

It's okay. It's gone. Stella said

Good. Stan said

They are savages. Tonight we die. Bart said

Bart then grabs Medaka's foot again

The feet. I told you...i told you to...i told every...didn't i tell him about the feet?! Medaka said

Sorry. Bart said

She did tell you about the feet. Wario said

I said i was sorry. Bart said

Wait. I have a plan. Medaka said

Really? Wario said

Yes. Medaka said

What is it? Wario said

I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers. Medaka said

Medaka and Wario then look at Bart who had a confused look on his face

Why are you guys looking at me like that? Bart said

Medaka and Wario just push Bart out of the hiding place as the Zoo animals stare while Bart starts to become scared as he shakes in fear

Hi there. Gene said

No! Stan said

What? Gene said

You let me handle it. Stan said

But... Gene said

Stan handles it. Stan said

But... Gene said

Gene does nothing. Stan said

"Stan handles it." Gene said

I heard that. Stan said

Stan walks up to the whimpering Bart

Hi there! Stan said

Bart starts crying and bursting into tears

Oh, jeez. Oh. Oh, sorry. Stan said

Oh, Stan, what'd you do? Foghorn said

Oh Shh! Shh! Shh! Stan said

That was terrible. Gene said

Shut up Gene. Stan said

Just saying. Gene said

No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Shh! Stan said

Do something Stan. Stella said

It's OK. It's OK. I'm just a silly... Stan said

Bart continues to cry while at the sight of Stan

Just a silly lion. Stan said

Bart starts screaming while crying louder

Oh, jeez! Stan said

Bart screamed really loud and cried some more

Aw, Stan! Gene said

I was just trying to help! Stan said

Oh, you poor little baby. Did that big mean lion scare you? Stella said

Mm-hmm… Bart said

He did? Stella said

Mm-hmm… Bart said

He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he? Stella said

Yeah. Bart said

Come on. Mama'll hold you. Stella said

Stella picks Bart up and holds him like a baby

Aww, look at you. Stella said

They are cute from a reasonable distance. Foghorn said

Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee. Stella said

They are just a bunch of pansies. Medaka said

I don't know. Wario said

What? Medaka said

There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that i find suspicious. Wario said

Nonsense, Wario. Medaka said

What? Wario said

Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies! Medaka said

All of the lemurs come out of their hiding places to meet the animals

Huh? Stan said

What the? Gene said

What's going on? Foghorn said

Whoa. Stella said

Suddenly Wario blows his horn to silence everyone in the jungle

Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious Queen Medaka XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray, everybody. Wario said

The lemurs cheer as Medaka comes in weaving some giant leaf fans around

She's got style. Gene said

Medaka walks down the aisle weaving to her subjects while blowing kisses at them

What is she, like, queen of the guinea pigs? Stan said

I think it's a squirrel. I say i think it's a squirrel. Foghorn said

After Medaka salutes her subjects she and Wario approach the animals

Welcome, giant pansies! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Medaka said

Definitely a squirrel. Stan said

Yep. Squirrel. Foghorn said

We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. Medaka said

The "whossa"? Stella said

The foosa. Medaka said

Who are they? Stella said

Just some annoying party crashers. Medaka said

Oh. Stella said

They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties and ripping our limbs off. Medaka said

Yeah, sounds good. Look. We're just uh, we're just trying to find out where the people are, so if you could uh... Stan said

Oh, my. What big teeth you have. Man! Wario said

Shame on you, Wario! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?! Medaka said

Sorry. My bad. Wario said

Ha-ha. You must tell me, who the heck are you? Medaka said

I'm Stan. The Stan. And this is Stella, Gene and Foghorn. Stan said

And just where are you giants from, hmm? Wario said

We're from New York and uh we... Stan said

Medaka pauses Stan for a bit and turns to her subjects

All hail the New York giants! Medaka said

New York giants! the lemurs said

Excuse us for a moment. Stan said

Of course. Medaka said

Stan and the other animals huddled with each other

Is there some sort of inbreeding program? Well, i say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are. Stan said

Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course. Medaka said

Whoa! Stan said

Hey, the bozos have the people! Foghorn said

Of course we do. Medaka said

Oh, well, great. Good. Phew. Heh. Stan said

They're up there. Medaka said

Medaka shows Stan and the others a Skeleton who's stuck with a parachute

Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. Medaka said

Oh. Wow. So do you have any live people? Stan said

Uh… No. Uh, only dead ones. Medaka said

I mean, if we had a lot of live people here, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it? Wario said

The wild? Gene said

Whoa. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean, like uh, like, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild? Stan said

Who wipes? Medaka said

Oy vey. Stella said

Oy vey Medaka said

Oy vey, everybody! Wario said

Oy vey! the lemurs said

Could you excuse me for a moment? Stan said

Uh oh what could Stan be planning to do i hope it's not dangerous or anything stay tuned

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