Let's go Move it Move it
Chapter 19
While the animals were watching the lemurs partying a bunch of foosa started attacking Stan tries to talk to them but he had something crawling on his back
Before Stan could finish he notices the spider crawling on his back
What the? Stan said
Well, howdy do. the spider said
Stan started screaming in horror then roaring in slow motion by scaring the Fossa away
Spider! Spider! Spider on my back! Stan said
Wario? Did you see that? Medaka said
(Wario from Super Mario)
He scared the fossa away. Wario said
Stan was still screaming in horror as Stan uses a stick to hit him but the spider has finally escaped
Come on, Stella. I say come on, Stella. Get him. Foghorn said
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! the spider said
That's it! Catch it, Gloria! Smack it! Get it, get it! Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go? Foghorn said
(Bart Simpson from The Simpsons)
Queen Medaka, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?! Bart said
They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future. Medaka said
They've come to kill us. And take our women. And our precious metals! Wario said
The lemurs gasp as Mort starts sobbing while lands on Medaka's feet
Get up, Bart. Do not be near the queen's feet, OK? Medaka said
Sorry. Bart said
Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again. Medaka said
Stella continues to hit Stan with the stick while the other animals watch
There it is! Get it! I say get it! Come on, Stella! Foghorn said
Got it! Stella said
Stella continued to hit Stan with the stick until he grabbed it
What the? Stella said
Stop it! Stop it! That's enough! Enough with the stick. Stan said
Do you want me to stop? Stella said
Yes. Stan said
Did i get it? Stella said
You got it. I think you got it. I think she got it. Foghorn said
Yes. She got it. Stan said
Did i get it? Stella said
Yes. You got it. Stan said
Good. Stella said
Is it still on me? I hate spiders. Stan said
It's okay. It's gone. Stella said
Good. Stan said
They are savages. Tonight we die. Bart said
Bart then grabs Medaka's foot again
The feet. I told you...i told you to...i told every...didn't i tell him about the feet?! Medaka said
Sorry. Bart said
She did tell you about the feet. Wario said
I said i was sorry. Bart said
Wait. I have a plan. Medaka said
Really? Wario said
Yes. Medaka said
What is it? Wario said
I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers. Medaka said
Medaka and Wario then look at Bart who had a confused look on his face
Why are you guys looking at me like that? Bart said
Medaka and Wario just push Bart out of the hiding place as the Zoo animals stare while Bart starts to become scared as he shakes in fear
Hi there. Gene said
No! Stan said
What? Gene said
You let me handle it. Stan said
But... Gene said
Stan handles it. Stan said
But... Gene said
Gene does nothing. Stan said
"Stan handles it." Gene said
I heard that. Stan said
Stan walks up to the whimpering Bart
Hi there! Stan said
Bart starts crying and bursting into tears
Oh, jeez. Oh. Oh, sorry. Stan said
Oh, Stan, what'd you do? Foghorn said
Oh Shh! Shh! Shh! Stan said
That was terrible. Gene said
Shut up Gene. Stan said
Just saying. Gene said
No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Shh! Stan said
Do something Stan. Stella said
It's OK. It's OK. I'm just a silly... Stan said
Bart continues to cry while at the sight of Stan
Just a silly lion. Stan said
Bart starts screaming while crying louder
Oh, jeez! Stan said
Bart screamed really loud and cried some more
Aw, Stan! Gene said
I was just trying to help! Stan said
Oh, you poor little baby. Did that big mean lion scare you? Stella said
Mm-hmm… Bart said
He did? Stella said
Mm-hmm… Bart said
He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he? Stella said
Yeah. Bart said
Come on. Mama'll hold you. Stella said
Stella picks Bart up and holds him like a baby
Aww, look at you. Stella said
They are cute from a reasonable distance. Foghorn said
Aren't you the sweetest little thing. I just want to dunk him in my coffee. Stella said
They are just a bunch of pansies. Medaka said
I don't know. Wario said
What? Medaka said
There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that i find suspicious. Wario said
Nonsense, Wario. Medaka said
What? Wario said
Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies! Medaka said
All of the lemurs come out of their hiding places to meet the animals
Huh? Stan said
What the? Gene said
What's going on? Foghorn said
Whoa. Stella said
Suddenly Wario blows his horn to silence everyone in the jungle
Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious Queen Medaka XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray, everybody. Wario said
The lemurs cheer as Medaka comes in weaving some giant leaf fans around
She's got style. Gene said
Medaka walks down the aisle weaving to her subjects while blowing kisses at them
What is she, like, queen of the guinea pigs? Stan said
I think it's a squirrel. I say i think it's a squirrel. Foghorn said
After Medaka salutes her subjects she and Wario approach the animals
Welcome, giant pansies! Please feel free to bask in my glow! Medaka said
Definitely a squirrel. Stan said
Yep. Squirrel. Foghorn said
We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. Medaka said
The "whossa"? Stella said
The foosa. Medaka said
Who are they? Stella said
Just some annoying party crashers. Medaka said
Oh. Stella said
They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties and ripping our limbs off. Medaka said
Yeah, sounds good. Look. We're just uh, we're just trying to find out where the people are, so if you could uh... Stan said
Oh, my. What big teeth you have. Man! Wario said
Shame on you, Wario! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?! Medaka said
Sorry. My bad. Wario said
Ha-ha. You must tell me, who the heck are you? Medaka said
I'm Stan. The Stan. And this is Stella, Gene and Foghorn. Stan said
And just where are you giants from, hmm? Wario said
We're from New York and uh we... Stan said
Medaka pauses Stan for a bit and turns to her subjects
All hail the New York giants! Medaka said
New York giants! the lemurs said
Excuse us for a moment. Stan said
Of course. Medaka said
Stan and the other animals huddled with each other
Is there some sort of inbreeding program? Well, i say we just got to ask these bozos where the people are. Stan said
Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course. Medaka said
Whoa! Stan said
Hey, the bozos have the people! Foghorn said
Of course we do. Medaka said
Oh, well, great. Good. Phew. Heh. Stan said
They're up there. Medaka said
Medaka shows Stan and the others a Skeleton who's stuck with a parachute
Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though. Medaka said
Oh. Wow. So do you have any live people? Stan said
Uh… No. Uh, only dead ones. Medaka said
I mean, if we had a lot of live people here, it wouldn't be called the wild, would it? Wario said
The wild? Gene said
Whoa. Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean, like uh, like, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild? Stan said
Who wipes? Medaka said
Oy vey. Stella said
Oy vey Medaka said
Oy vey, everybody! Wario said
Oy vey! the lemurs said
Could you excuse me for a moment? Stan said
Uh oh what could Stan be planning to do i hope it's not dangerous or anything stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
