Let's go Move it Move it

Chapter 22

After leaving the jungle the animals were now living their lives on the island while waiting for help to come

Well, since i'm doomed to die on this forsaken island, i, Melman Mankiewicz, being of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate equally among the three of you. Foghorn said

Right before Foghorn could finish his sentence a wave came in and got rid of the death note

Oh…sorry, Stan. Foghorn said

Suddenly Gene comes in and checks on his friends

Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Foghorn. Outdoor plumbing. Gene said

Uh...thanks? Foghorn said

No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave! You sent Foghorn to his grave! Are you happy? Stan said

Aw, come on. This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning. This could be the best that's ever happened to us. Gene said

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not the best thing that's ever happened to us! Stan said

Yeah! You abused the power. I say you abused the power of the birthday wish and brought this bad luck on all of us. Why'd you tell us your wish? You're not supposed to do that. Foghorn said

Wait a minute. I didn't wanna tell you. Remember? You guys made me tell you. Gene said

Oh, OK. Foghorn said

Stan grabs a huge tree branch and starts to draw a line on the sand

Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck. Look around. There's no fences, no schedules. This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born to be here. Gene said

OK. OK. I've had enough of this. This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can prance and skip around like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. And this, this is the good side of the island for those who love New York and care about going home. Stan said

Come on. Gene said

Stan stops Gene from crossing the line

No, no. Stan said

But... Gene said

Stan stops Gene again from crossing the line

Back! Back! Stan said

But... Gene said

Stan stops Gene again from crossing the line

Back! Back! Stan said

You know what? This isn't good. Stella said

OK! You all have your side, and i'll have mine. And if you need me, i'll be over here, on the fun side of the island, having a good old time! A gay old time! A yay old time! A Yabba-dabba-doo old time! Gene said

Gene then leaves to go to his side of the island

That's not the fun side, this is the fun side! This is the fun side, where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home. Whoo! I love this side. This side's the best. That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool! Stan said

Wilma! Gene said

Well, now what do we do? Foghorn said

Don't worry, Foghorn. I have a plan to get us rescued. Stan said

At nightfall Stan builds a statue that looks like the Statue of Liberty

Can't wait to see the look on Gene's face when he sees this. Stan said

Stan looks over to see Gene building a roof

Ooh. Just look at him. He's helpless without us. Stan said

Gene unties some rope and the roof goes up as Gene looks at Stan with a smirk on his face

Shut up, Spalding! Stan said

Stan was annoyingly talking with a coconut

I've been standing here for hours, man. How long do i have to pose like this? Stella said

She is. Finito! Stan said

Really? Stella said

Yes. Stan said

Finally. Stella said

Take a look. Stan said

Stella turns and sees the custom statue of the Statue of Liberty

Whoa. Stella said

I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby. When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty and be rescued from this awful nightmare! Stan said

Whoa. Stella said

What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? Stan said

Not bad. Stella said

Thanks. How's the liberty fire going, buddy? Stan said

Great, idiot. Foghorn said

I heard that! Stan said

Ugh. Why can't we just. I say what can't we just borrow some of Gene's fire? Foghorn said

That's wildfire! We're not using wildfire on the Lady Liberty. Now, rub, Foghorn. Stan said

I've been doing...i can't. Foghorn said

What? Stan said

I can't. I can't do it. I ju...i can't do it! Foghorn said

As Foghorn slammed his sticks together they caught in flames

Fire. Fire. Foghorn said

Fire! Fire! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Foghorn said

Foghorn then realized that he made fire with the sticks

Ah. Oh, my... Ah! Oh! Fire! Foghorn said

Not yet! No, no! No! Stan said

Fire! AAAAHHHHH! Foghorn said

The flames get onto the statue and spread across the statue

No, no! No! Not yet! Stan said

Stan looks down in horror as the statue is being burned

Foghorn, hold still! Jump! Stan, jump! Don't worry, cats always land on their... Stella said

Stan jumps and falls onto the sand

Face? Man, what kind of cat are you? Stella said

Foghorn lands on the ground putting the flames on the wood out as the flames on the statue go out which causes the statue to collapse much to Stan's dismay

YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP, LIBERTY! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK! Stan said

Can we go to the fun side now? Foghorn said

Meanwhile in the jungle the lemurs have gathered at an old airplane

Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs. Yes. Everybody please, calm down. Let go of his tail. Separate those two, would you, please? You over here, and you over there. Wario said

Wario pressed a button to get the lemurs to stop talking

Everybody, Shhh... Calm down, people, OK? Wario said

The lemurs stop talking as they look and see Wario talking

Ugh. Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah. You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go. Wario said

Now, everybody, we all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York giants. Medaka said

Suddenly a lemur was raising its hand as if it wanted to say something

I have something i want to say. the lemur said

Yes, Willie? Medaka said

I like them. Willie said

Me too Willie. Me too. Medaka said

I like them. I like them. I liked them first. Before i even met them i liked them. Bart said

Yes, yes. Medaka said

When i saw them, i liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much i like them. Bart said

Oh, shut up. You're so annoying! Medaka said

Bart had a pretend shocked look on his face before he laughed

(Laughing) Bart laughed

Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded fossa. Medaka said

The fossa! The fossa are attacking! AAAHHH! AAHHH! the first lemur said

The lemurs all screamed and panic

Oh boy. Medaka said

Suddenly a holds a book that says "To Serve Lemur"

It's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK! the second lemur said

Alright! Please. Please. Wario. Medaka said

Shh! Quiet! Wario said

Wario presses the button again to calm down the lemurs

Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant. Wario said

All of the lemurs sigh in relief

So my genius plan is this. We will make the New York giants our friends and keep them close. Then, with Mr. Stan protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded fossa ever again! Medaka said

It looks like the lemurs are going to use the animals to protect them from the dreaded foosa stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED