Let's go Move it Move it
Chapter 22
After leaving the jungle the animals were now living their lives on the island while waiting for help to come
Well, since i'm doomed to die on this forsaken island, i, Melman Mankiewicz, being of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate equally among the three of you. Foghorn said
Right before Foghorn could finish his sentence a wave came in and got rid of the death note
Oh…sorry, Stan. Foghorn said
Suddenly Gene comes in and checks on his friends
Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Foghorn. Outdoor plumbing. Gene said
Uh...thanks? Foghorn said
No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave! You sent Foghorn to his grave! Are you happy? Stan said
Aw, come on. This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning. This could be the best that's ever happened to us. Gene said
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. This is not the best thing that's ever happened to us! Stan said
Yeah! You abused the power. I say you abused the power of the birthday wish and brought this bad luck on all of us. Why'd you tell us your wish? You're not supposed to do that. Foghorn said
Wait a minute. I didn't wanna tell you. Remember? You guys made me tell you. Gene said
Oh, OK. Foghorn said
Stan grabs a huge tree branch and starts to draw a line on the sand
Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck. Look around. There's no fences, no schedules. This place is beautiful. Baby, we were born to be here. Gene said
OK. OK. I've had enough of this. This is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can prance and skip around like a magical pixie horse and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. And this, this is the good side of the island for those who love New York and care about going home. Stan said
Come on. Gene said
Stan stops Gene from crossing the line
No, no. Stan said
But... Gene said
Stan stops Gene again from crossing the line
Back! Back! Stan said
But... Gene said
Stan stops Gene again from crossing the line
Back! Back! Stan said
You know what? This isn't good. Stella said
OK! You all have your side, and i'll have mine. And if you need me, i'll be over here, on the fun side of the island, having a good old time! A gay old time! A yay old time! A Yabba-dabba-doo old time! Gene said
Gene then leaves to go to his side of the island
That's not the fun side, this is the fun side! This is the fun side, where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home. Whoo! I love this side. This side's the best. That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool! Stan said
Wilma! Gene said
Well, now what do we do? Foghorn said
Don't worry, Foghorn. I have a plan to get us rescued. Stan said
At nightfall Stan builds a statue that looks like the Statue of Liberty
Can't wait to see the look on Gene's face when he sees this. Stan said
Stan looks over to see Gene building a roof
Ooh. Just look at him. He's helpless without us. Stan said
Gene unties some rope and the roof goes up as Gene looks at Stan with a smirk on his face
Shut up, Spalding! Stan said
Stan was annoyingly talking with a coconut
I've been standing here for hours, man. How long do i have to pose like this? Stella said
She is. Finito! Stan said
Really? Stella said
Yes. Stan said
Finally. Stella said
Take a look. Stan said
Stella turns and sees the custom statue of the Statue of Liberty
Whoa. Stella said
I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby. When the moment is right, we will ignite the beacon of liberty and be rescued from this awful nightmare! Stan said
Whoa. Stella said
What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? Stan said
Not bad. Stella said
Thanks. How's the liberty fire going, buddy? Stan said
Great, idiot. Foghorn said
I heard that! Stan said
Ugh. Why can't we just. I say what can't we just borrow some of Gene's fire? Foghorn said
That's wildfire! We're not using wildfire on the Lady Liberty. Now, rub, Foghorn. Stan said
I've been doing...i can't. Foghorn said
What? Stan said
I can't. I can't do it. I ju...i can't do it! Foghorn said
As Foghorn slammed his sticks together they caught in flames
Fire. Fire. Foghorn said
Fire! Fire! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Foghorn said
Foghorn then realized that he made fire with the sticks
Ah. Oh, my... Ah! Oh! Fire! Foghorn said
Not yet! No, no! No! Stan said
Fire! AAAAHHHHH! Foghorn said
The flames get onto the statue and spread across the statue
No, no! No! Not yet! Stan said
Stan looks down in horror as the statue is being burned
Foghorn, hold still! Jump! Stan, jump! Don't worry, cats always land on their... Stella said
Stan jumps and falls onto the sand
Face? Man, what kind of cat are you? Stella said
Foghorn lands on the ground putting the flames on the wood out as the flames on the statue go out which causes the statue to collapse much to Stan's dismay
YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP, LIBERTY! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK! Stan said
Can we go to the fun side now? Foghorn said
Meanwhile in the jungle the lemurs have gathered at an old airplane
Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs. Yes. Everybody please, calm down. Let go of his tail. Separate those two, would you, please? You over here, and you over there. Wario said
Wario pressed a button to get the lemurs to stop talking
Everybody, Shhh... Calm down, people, OK? Wario said
The lemurs stop talking as they look and see Wario talking
Ugh. Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah. You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go. Wario said
Now, everybody, we all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York giants. Medaka said
Suddenly a lemur was raising its hand as if it wanted to say something
I have something i want to say. the lemur said
Yes, Willie? Medaka said
I like them. Willie said
Me too Willie. Me too. Medaka said
I like them. I like them. I liked them first. Before i even met them i liked them. Bart said
Yes, yes. Medaka said
When i saw them, i liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much i like them. Bart said
Oh, shut up. You're so annoying! Medaka said
Bart had a pretend shocked look on his face before he laughed
(Laughing) Bart laughed
Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded fossa. Medaka said
The fossa! The fossa are attacking! AAAHHH! AAHHH! the first lemur said
The lemurs all screamed and panic
Oh boy. Medaka said
Suddenly a holds a book that says "To Serve Lemur"
It's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK! the second lemur said
Alright! Please. Please. Wario. Medaka said
Shh! Quiet! Wario said
Wario presses the button again to calm down the lemurs
Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant. Wario said
All of the lemurs sigh in relief
So my genius plan is this. We will make the New York giants our friends and keep them close. Then, with Mr. Stan protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded fossa ever again! Medaka said
It looks like the lemurs are going to use the animals to protect them from the dreaded foosa stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
