Snyderverse Neptunia Snippets

by Derald Snyder

Snippet 03- Rider Meets Plutia

Timeline- After the final arc of 'Neptunia Guild Files: Fate/book one'.

Canon status- Dubious. Could be considered a 'rough draft'.

WARNING: some mild naughtiness in this snippet, because Iris Heart.

*Planeptune Basilicom*

There weren't many things that could surprise Sharon Kuiper, but this was definitely one of them. While she knew that the CPU Plutia from the Ultradimension shared the same name as her long-deceased cousin, she wasn't expecting said CPU to be her spitting image, albeit a bit taller.

"See? Told you so," Peach Macintosh smirked knowingly. "Now you see why I didn't want you to tell Mrs. Chrona and Mr. Clyde right away?"

"I... no fucking way," Rider breathed out.

"Hey, watch your language," Plutia said with a frown. "Your potty mouth is worse than Blanny... don't make me wash it out with soap."

"S-sorry," Rider grimaced. "I shouldn't talk like that to a CPU... I beg forgiveness, Lady Plutia..."

"Okaaaay~, I forgive you... and just Plutia is fine, okay~?" the CPU gave a sweet smile.

"Uh, sure," Rider nodded, unsure of what to say next. "Um, how did you become a CPU? I hear it's different in that other dimension..."

"Well~, I found a CPU Memory one day and ate it, thinking it was candy," Plutia recalled. And then Mini-Histy showed up and congratulated me on becoming a goddess... and then I tortured her."

"...wait, what," Rider said bluntly.

"Um, yeah, let's just say Plutia gets kinda sadistic when she transforms to HDD," Peach cut in. "I've seen it happen myself, my poor stepmother was babbling like an idiot for a day and a half once Ploot was through with her..."

"You're shitting me," Rider shook her head in disbelief. "I mean, why?"

"Why? Because she committed adultery by marrying Peashy's dad after he ran away, and broke her mommy's heart," Plutia responded. "Even if Big Peashy gets along with her half-siblings, that's not something I can just forgive..."

"...Did your dad get tortured, too?" Rider asked hesitantly.

"Eh, my mom managed to convince Plutia to just pull a really nasty prank on Dad instead," Peach put a hand behind her head. "Seems even she thought Ploot went too far with my step-mom..."

"I... I still can't see it," Sharon shook her head again. "I mean, sweet little Plutia, a sadist and torturer?"

"Well~ how about I show you then?" Plutia offered, suddenly being engulfed in a pillar of light...

Rider's jaw dropped from shock upon seeing Iris Heart standing before her. "You... you're a... d-d-d-do..."

"Dominatrix. Oh, yes," Iris Heart finished for her.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Rider shouted as she jumped back, instinctively unslinging her chain and daggers from her waist. "How?! Why?! What the fuck happened that turned you into this?!"

"There you go with the potty mouth again," Iris Heart frowned, summoning a riding crop. "Seems you need to be taught some manners, dear 'cousin'..."

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit..." Rider squeaked as she backed off a few more paces, sweating profusely. "Peach, do something!"

"Ploot! Is it really necessary to torture her just because of some profanity?!" Peashy said as she stepped between the two, spreading her arms a little. "Or is there something else you're not telling us?"

"...if you must know, hearing about my mommy in this dimension brought back some bad memories," Iris stated. "And no, I'm not going to elaborate, otherwise I might lose what little control I have left..."

(Oh crap, she's mad!) Peach thought, her mind racing to try and come up with a way to defuse the situation. "L-look, c-could you at least take it outside and have a sparring match with us? Th-that way you could b-blow off steam without g-going overboard..."

"...Alright, fine. But don't blame me if you get hurt~," Iris Heart smirked.

*Later that day...*

Sharon slowly roused, realizing she was lying in bed under some blankets. (Ugh, what a nightmare...) She groaned as she shifted to lying on her back... then she realized something. (Wait, why am I nude? I never sleep in the nude!) Her eyes opened, looking to her left-

-and there was Iris Heart, seemingly asleep, a very satisfied smile on her face. (Wait, that means-!)

The fight... the pain... Iris Heart's haughty laughter as she towered over her defeated opponents... then being carried back inside, the CPU using a healing spell on her... and then... and then-!

"OH MY GODDESS!" she screeched as she literally fell out of the bed, looking about frantically for her clothes... (She didn't... we didn't! We did...!)

"Don't shout like that, Sharon..." Iris Heart grunted as she roused, sitting up and yawning. "Did you have a good sleep?"

"You- you- you..." Rider shivered. "H-how could you take me like that?! Take my virginity?!"

"Technically, I didn't," Iris Heart pointed out. "Not my fault my attempt at giving you a massage made you go over the edge..."

"You call that a massage?!" Rider screeched. "You were practically laying on top of me! Of my back!"

"But you liked it, didn't you~?" Plutia smirked. "I was trying to make up for hurting my cousin like that..." She slid the blankets off, sitting on the edge of the bed. "You should see what I do to my world's Noire when I get in the mood... You got off easy compared to her."

"Oh, goddess... Poor Lady Noire..." Rider fell to her knees, hugging herself tightly. Just then, the door opened, Peach walking in with some folded clothes.

"Um, here you go. I got the blood washed out," The blonde offered said clothes to Sharon, who couldn't grab them fast enough, pulling her shirt over her head. "Believe me, if I could have stopped Ploot from doing that to you, I would have..."

"Right," Rider grunted as she quickly redressed herself. "Okay, let me say this: You are NOT going to see Uncle Clyde and Aunt Chrona anytime soon. They see you like this, they'd probably have a heart attack..."

"...I agree. I don't want to see them, either," Iris Heart said as she stood up fully. "I wouldn't be able to stop myself, even though I know your aunt's not the same person..."

"I won't say anything to them, either," Peach concurred. "...I'm sorry about this, Sharon. I should've known something like this was gonna happen..."

"Yeah, well, curiosity killed the cat," Rider sighed. "Please tell me she's not like this all the time..."

"No, she's actually really sweet and friendly in human form," Peashy said. "Do you think you could go back to normal now, Ploot?"

"...I suppose I can," Iris nodded, a brief flash of light as she reverted. "Actually, I'm really happy that I have a cousin here, who's strong and pretty... hey, do you like dolls? I could make one for you as an apology..."

"Um... like, a doll in my image?" Rider queried.

"Uh huh! I could even give it a little chain, if you want," Plutia offered.

"...Well, all right, I guess," Rider sighed. "Just... make sure it's delivered discreetly, okay? I don't need my co-worker Tamamo teasing me over playing with dolls..."

"Okay~! Maybe I could have Neppy drop it off while you're working at the Guild or something," Plutia said. "And hopefully next time we see each other goes a little better..."

"I sure hope so," Rider sighed, Peach nodding in agreement.

*Snippet 03- End*