Snyderverse Neptunia Snippets

by Derald Snyder

Snippet 40- Spot The Fake CPU

Timeline- Somewhere after 'Law & Order: Leanbox- Guilt Tripped' and Snippet 31.

Canon status- Dubious. Just a silly idea that popped into my head.

"This is so confusing!" Peashy threw her arms up in frustration. "Which one's the real Ploot?!"

That was a very good question, as there were currently two identical Plutias standing in front of Peashy and the other Ultradimension CPUs. While they didn't know where the doppelgänger had come from, the trouble she'd caused was undeniable, having pulled several pranks that had ended with civilians stripped naked in compromising positions, as a result, Planeptune's Shares had taken a nosedive. Now the party had finally cornered the imposter, but Plutia had gotten in a catfight with the fake, kicking up a huge dust cloud and now making it impossible to tell which was which!

"Peashy, I'm the real Plutia!" the Plutia on the left exclaimed.

"Nuh-uh! She's the fake one, I'm the real Plutia!" said the one on the right.

"What a conundrum," Vert sighed in frustration. "Noire, you've been friends with her the longest, can't you tell the difference?"

"I might've been able to pick out details that didn't belong, if it weren't for the fact that Plutia and her fake got all disheveled and dirty!" Noire exclaimed with a visible blood vein on her head. "Blanc, you're the oldest out of all of us, you got any ideas?!"

"...I do have one idea, but you're not going to like it," Blanc sighed.

"Pea doesn't like not knowing which Ploot is which!" Peashy jumped in. "Pea wants to beat up the bad one!"

"Well, what's your 'bad idea'?" Vert dared to ask.

Blanc heaved a resigned sigh, before saying, "Plutia, would you please transform?"

"Okay, Blanny~!" Both Plutias said with a smile, the two engulfed in a pillar of light... and now there were two Iris Hearts standing before the party.

"This was your bad idea?!" Noire said with her eyes shrunk to white circles. "That didn't help at all!"

"I'm guessing Blanc was hoping that the fake Plutia couldn't transform..." Vert sweat-dropped.

"Or at least that she'd look different in some way!" Blanc finished for her, taking a step back. "Dammit, now what do we do?!"

"Maybe we'll both play with you three," the Iris Heart on the left said with a smirk.

"I was thinking we could play with each other first," the Iris Heart on the right spoke.

"Oh dear, if that happens, there goes this story's T-rating," Vert sighed.

"...Wait, now I've got a bad idea," Noire grunted. Taking a deep breath, she asked, "Plutia, what do you usually do to me in bed?"

"Why I'd do whatever you want, my dear Noire," the Iris Heart on the left said. "Massage me, kiss me, undress me... touch me..."

"Noire, do you really want me to violate the story's T-rating?" the Iris Heart on the right smirked. "I can say that it involves whips, high heels and just a little pain."

"The left one's the fake!" Noire cried, promptly transforming to HDD, the other CPUs following suit.

"Yay! Yellow gets to beat up the bad one!" Yellow Heart brandished her claws.

"Well, f**k me," the fake Iris Heart sighed, before getting annihilated by several EXE Drives in succession.

"Yay! We won!" Yellow Heart bounced up and down, her I-cups bouncing along with her. "Praise me! Praise me!"

"Good girl, Peashy," the real Iris Heart nodded. "Now how about you go back to normal before poor Blanny has a heart attack?"

"Aww... okay," Peashy said in disappointment as she reverted to normal.

"Yes, I much prefer Peashy as her cute five-year-old self," Vert said as she and the others also reverted.

"That's one thing Vert and I can agree on," Blanc nodded.

"Um, Plutia, why aren't you going back to normal?" Noire asked uncertainly.

"Oh, Noire," Iris Heart smirked, "You asked me what we're doing in bed tonight, and then you don't even let me have a piece of my imposter? You don't expect me to just let you off for that, do you~?"

"Uh..." Noire began sweating profusely. "Vert, Blanc, a little help here?" She turned to her fellow CPUs-

-but there were only dotted-line outlines where the two had been standing! "HEY! You can't just vanish on me like that!" A whip then snapped around her neck, Iris Heart pulling her in close... "Meep..."

"Now, what shall we do, hmm?" Iris Heart pondered. "Oh, I know~! How about I show you this new place I found recently..." Grabbing Noire around the waist, she and the tsundere ascended high into the air...

"Have fun, Ploot!" Peashy waved as they flew off together...

*To be continued...?*