WARNING: Unfiltered potty mouth incoming!

Snyderverse Neptunia Snippets

by Derald Snyder

Snippet 54- The Queen Of Hell, Ironmouse!

(Music- 'Demon Queen Paradise', Ironmouse)

"Ironmouse?! As in one of the most popular VTubers on the Internep?!" A-Mac gasped in disbelief.

"Yes, and Bubi here was the one who freed her from confinement after she was punished for causing the creation of demonkind, according to her official lore," Green Heart elaborated.

"So, you know who I am. No big fucking surprise," Ironmouse said smugly as she lounged on her throne.

"But why are you doing this?!" Peach protested.

"Well, you see, Connor- (ahem) I mean, Bubi and I recently got into the Hyperdimension Neptunia series, and when I realized this game had no fucking fourth wall, I figured it was time to live up to my name of Satan for once. But since I'm fucking short and cute, I had to let Bubi act as the front-man for our invasion! And we chose Leanbox to start because it's so fucking small compared to the other nations... but I sure as hell wasn't fucking expecting a fucking Super Sentai team!"

"Like I said before, not the first Demon Lord we've had to deal with!" Adrian asserted.

"Um, might I ask what happened to the profanity filter?" Chika reluctantly brought up, glancing over at Peach.

"Ha! You motherfuckers, didn't I just say I am SATAN?! Your fucking filters can't stop the potty mouth on this piece of shit!" Ironmouse gloated.

"I see now... usually you're limited by your deficient immune system, but that wouldn't necessarily apply here," Vert mused. "And yet your so-called throne appears to actually be a wheelchair..."

"What...?!" Peach blinked a few times, suddenly perceiving two distinctive wheels on the rear of Ironmouse's throne, and two smaller ones on the front. "Holy crap, it IS a wheelchair...!"

"Yeah, yeah, so I still have trouble fucking walking," Ironmouse grumbled. "Another reason I had to let fucking Bubi take the lead..." Glancing back at her partner, she said, "So, you just gonna fucking lay there all day?! Get the fuck outta here and let me handle this!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going, I'm going," Bubi groaned, before vanishing in a puff of smoke and flame.

"You don't seriously think you can fight us in a wheelchair...!" Nisa said in disbelief, even as she cocked her Prinny Gun.

(Music- 'Clash Of The Outcasts', Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge)

"Oh yeah?! Joke's on you, fuckers, 'cause this's a high-octane wheelchair!" Suddenly the rear wheels spun like a race car's, before Ironmouse suddenly shot forward and collided with the Rangers, sending them all over the place like bowling pins! "Ha ha! Strike!"

"Not quite!" Green Heart exclaimed as she flew after Ironmouse. "Inbetween Spear!" Several pointed energy projectiles shot forth, Ironmouse conjuring a spread of fireballs to neutralize most of them, then doing a hard turn to evade the larger one! Anticipating her path, the CPU flew to intercept with her spear out- only for Mouse to suddenly vanish in a brief gout of flame! "What...?"

"Like I didn't fucking see that coming!" Ironmouse taunted as she reappeared a fair distance away. "Oh yeah, almost forgot!" She waved her hand, a circle of fire flaring up and separating the Armored Rangers from Sergei and the NPC soldiers! "It's just you and me, Sentai wannabes!"

"That's fine, because we're more than enough to handle you!" Blue Falcon asserted, firing her Prinny Gun, only for Mouse to teleport away again! But when she reappeared, Yellow Tiger's energy blade was seen flying at her, cutting a nick in her shoulder as it embedded in the rear of her throne!

"Ow! That hurt, fucker!" Mouse growled as she plucked the blade out and hurled it back to sender, A-Mac barely able to duck out of the way, only to get plowed under by the devil's wheelchair! "Ha! Roadkill!"

"Arthur!" Nisa cried, opening fire and managing to score a glancing blow, before being forced to roll aside before Mouse's wheelchair ran her down as well!

"Argh, she's too fast!" White Gorilla growled in frustration.

"Then we need to make a roadblock!" Green Heart said, conjuring a Sylhet Spear, only for Ironmouse to teleport away again!

"Nice try, green slu- AHHH!" Ironmouse cried as a second Sylhet Spear nailed her dead-on, sending her tumbling backwards out of her throne! "What the fuck...?"

"You forgot about me, demon!" Black Raven crowed in triumph. "Training with Lady Vert means that I can replicate many of her techniques, and work in-sync with her without conscious thought!"

"Training, huh..." Peach muttered under her breath.

"Good work, Chika," Green Heart nodded to her Oracle... but when she looked back in Ironmouse's direction, she was gone! "What?! Where did she-"

(BONG!) Vert abruptly reverted to normal as she collapsed bonelessly to the pavement, Mouse standing over her with a large cylinder in hand! "Gotcha, bitch! Oxygen tank to the fucking head hurts like a motherfucker, doesn't it?"

"Lady Vert!" the Rangers cried in shock, Nisa and Chika immediately attempting to retaliate with their Prinny Gun and Inbetween Spear respectively, only for the devil to again teleport out of harm's way! Ironmouse then reappeared, launching a spread of fireballs that forced the heroes jump or roll to evade!

"Watch out! The wheelchair's moving!" Adrian pointed, Mouse's empty throne having risen back up of it's own accord, wheels spinning as it charged at Red Grizzly, who was hit and sent spinning, though he managed to roll with the impact.

"It can move on it's own?!" Yellow Tiger gasped, jumping aside before said wheelchair could run him down again!

"Knocking me off my fucking throne was the worst fucking thing you could've done, fuckers!" Ironmouse taunted as she launched more fireballs at the Rangers, warping away from Peach's attempted tackle, the Armored Ranger then getting hit by said chair, though she only spun and fell down to one knee, quickly standing again. Nisa jumped straight up to dodge the wheelchair, only to get slammed back to earth by Ironmouse appearing above and smashing her oxygen tank into her helmet! The pink-haired demon was tagged by a jump kick from A-Mac, but teleported away before he could follow up!

"Somebody stop this crazy thing!" Chika cried as she jumped to the side to evade the wheelchair from hell, crying out in pain as a fireball nailed her in the back!

"I got it!" Peashy cried as she deliberately put herself in the wheelchair's path... bracing herself, she put out her hands, gritting her teeth as the throne made contact, pushing her back a ways... then stopping. Peach then quickly grabbed the chair by the armrests, hoisting it high into the air, the wheels spinning furiously to no avail!

"HEY! You can't do that!" Ironmouse cried, conjuring a massive fireball to hurl at the Ranger, only to cry out in pain as she was hit by explosive rounds from Blue Falcon's Prinny Gun! Black Raven then followed up with a Sylhet Spear to destroy said fireball, Yellow Tiger then charging in- but his jump kick hit nothing but air as the demon warped away again! "Nice try, fucker!"

"Are you sure about that?" a voice spoke up from behind the devil, Red Grizzly kicking the back of her leg, then delivering a hard elbow to the cranium, causing Ironmouse to fall to a knee clutching her head! "Let's see how you like it, bitch!" Adrian said as he grabbed Mouse's oxygen tank and bashed her over the head with it, sending her to the floor!

"And now I'll finish it!" White Gorilla exclaimed, tossing the wheelchair aside and leaping into the air as her fiancee backed off, coming down and delivering a punch right to the gut, causing Ironmouse to cough blood!

"D... D-damn my weak... constitution...!" Mouse coughed, making no move to rise again, the ring of fire burning out and dissipating.

(Neptunia Victory Jingle!)

"Just as I thought," Red Grizzly nodded. "Due to her condition, she had to focus on evading attacks instead of straight-up defense..."

"She could dish it out, but she couldn't take it," Yellow Tiger reiterated.

"Yeah, compared to the likes of Laharl and Etna, you're pretty wimpy," Blue Falcon piled on.

"Well, hopefully that's the end of this madness," Black Raven sniffed.

"Yeah, I hope so," White Gorilla concurred, picking up the fallen Mouse by her neck. "All right, Mousey, you're under arrest for assault, destruction of army property, attempted murder, and bad language!"

"Oh yeah...?" Mouse grinned weakly. "Well, fuck you, bitch!" Her body suddenly lit up with hellfire, causing Peach to cry out in pain from the heat and drop her, though she fell to one knee. "You fuckers... haven't seen the last of Ironmouse!" With that she was engulfed in a pillar of flame, as were her wheelchair and oxygen tank, said flames soon vanishing and leaving nothing behind.

"Aww, she got away!" Nisa complained.

"Not unscathed," Adrian shook his head. "It's gonna take both her and Bubi a while to recuperate from the beating we gave them..."

"Yes, well, speaking of recuperation..." Chika unmorphed her armor, running over to the fallen Vert and kneeling beside her, gently picking up her head in her hands. "My darling Vert, hold on! Don't go into the light!" She only got a slight groan in response.

"Looks like a concussion," Adrian said grimly as he and the other Rangers unmorphed as well. "Hey Sergei, get a medic for Lady Vert, A-SAP!"

"Already done, comrade! They should be here soon!" Sergei replied, the sounds of sirens soon heard in the distance...

*To be continued...*