In a building similar to the White House at the former location of Belos' castle; Steve was sitting in a room similar to the Oval Office.
He was leading on a chair with his feet on the desk while sleeping.
The president yawned before he resumed sleeping.
But soon the door opened causing the President to wake up in shock.
"ASSASSIN!" yelled Steve.
But the door was fully opened up and revealed to be an annoyed Katya on the other side.
Steve saw his wife confused.
"Oh." said Steve.
"We're out of groceries." said Katya.
Steve became shocked.
"What?" said Steve.
"Yeah, apparently having a bunch of live in staff isn't such a good idea." said Katya.
Steve went to his wife.
"Whos idea was that?" He asked.
In another office; Tinella Nosa was doing a bunch of financial stuff.
"So many people who live in this building working for the president, so glad I came up with that idea." said Tinella Nosa.
Back in the oval office.
"Nevermind." said Steve.
"Should we even try to get more supplies?" said Katya.
Steve sighed.
"Might as well." said Steve.
He grabbed a crow phone and put it to his ear.
"Send for my body guards immediately." said Steve.
The bird flew off just as Roger and Scott suddenly appeared.
"You sent for us Mr. President?" said Roger.
Steve nodded.
"I did, and where are my three other new bodyguards?" He asked.
Beta popped out of Scott's shirt.
"And the other two?" said Katya.
"Making out with each other in your tanning bed." said Scott.
Beta groaned.
"Let me guess, Scott insisted that you hire Ripper and Axel?" asked Beta.
"Honestly Beta, I didn't suggest that, Axel threatened me!" revealed Scott.
"There wasn't much she could do to threaten me. I'm basically just amputations." said Roger.
"Didn't she once threaten you melt all your amputations?" asked Beta. "And that is because you didn't agree to see a movie with her while Ripper was away?"
Roger held up both his middle fingers.
Beta just laughed.
"Also, it was for a movie that didn't interest me." said Roger.
"What film was that?" Scott.
"Apocalypse Now." said Roger.
"You mean that old time war movie?" Asked Scott.
"Yes, the war time film about Vietnam." said Roger.
"What wasn't there to like about that film?" said Scott.
"If I wanted to sit through a film that lasted more than two hours long, I'd rather it be through one of those comic book based films or those Avatar films." said Roger, "And even The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
Scott shook his head as Steve flipped a wall open, revealing four secret service uniforms.
Beta became confused.
"You're one suit short." Said Beta.
"Had to special order your suit from Build a Bear Workshop." Said Steve.
Beta is mad.
"OH COME ON!" He yelled.
"Could be worse." said Scott.
"How so?" said Beta.
"We could be watching Ripper and Axel making out in these suits right now." said Scott.
"For once Scott, I agree with you!" snapped Beta.
Later; everyone was looking in shock as Ripper and Axel now in secret service uniforms were making out with each other.
The two pulled away.
"You are so hot in that uniform." said Axel.
"So are you babe." said Ripper.
The two resumed kissing each other.
Roger then angrily smacked both Scott and Beta across their faces.
"OW, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?" yelled Scott.
Roger pointed to Scott.
"You for tempting fate like that." Roger said before turning to Beta, "And you for agreeing with him which resulted in this happening."
Beta growled in annoyance.
Roger pulled out a balloon and blew into it before popping the balloon.
"PROTECT THE PRESIDENT!" Yelled Scott.
He, Axel, and Ripper tackled Steve to the ground.
Beta rolled his eyes.
"It's just a balloon popping you idiots!" He said.
Roger chuckled.
"Best idea I had to stopping a make out session." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"That was a good idea." said Beta.
End Interview Gag
Steve pushed everyone who was on him off.
"Get off." said Steve.
He then got serious.
"As President we need to think about getting some good food for this place!" spoke Steve.
"Can you get a cotton candy maker?" said Ripper.
Roger became deadpanned.
"Ripper, you're an idiot. These guys don't even know what homophobia is, what makes you think they'd know about a treat humans get from a carnival?" said Roger.
"Didn't this place have a carnival that one time with that pig like demon?" asked Scott. "You know when King was jealous of Willow and Gus?"
"It's probably something different though." said Roger.
Steve signed.
Just then a crystal ball was turned on and an add for a grocery store came on
"We interrupt this program with some breaking news." said Perry Porter.
Everyone looked at it.
"This should be good." said Katya.
"A new supermarket has opened up in downtown Bonesburrough." said Perry.
Steve smiled at this.
"What a great convenience." said Steve.
"Yeah, what a convenience." said Roger.
"Suspiciously convenience!" Spoke Beta.
"Who cares, there's food to be bought from that place." said Ripper.
"Should we try out the new beaming device to leave this building?" said Steve.
Everyone looked at Steve in confusion.
"Hunter showed me Star Trek." said Steve.
"Is it safe?" said Scott.
"Sure, Steve beamed me twice last night." Katya said before smiling, "It was wonderful."
Interview Gag
"Is she even referring to the same kind of beaming? Because I'm pretty sure she's talking about something else entirely." said Roger, "I guess I should be glad that Axel didn't mention that kind of beaming."
End Interview Gag
"Eh, I'll give it a try. If it works on Star Trek, it must work in real life." said Roger.
The meerkat stepped on a beaming platform before he was teleported away.
He then appeared outside the building followed by Scott, Ripper, Beta, Katya, and Steve who each stepped off the beaming platform.
Then Axel appeared on the beaming platform, but for some odd reason her head was on backwards.
Everyone became shocked.
"OH FUCK!" yelled Beta.
"HOLLY GODZILLA VS KING KONG!" yelled Scott
"Oh My!" spoke Ripper in a George Takei Voice.
"Buffy The Vampire Slayer!" spoke Roger.
"Xena Warrior Princess!" spoke Katya.
"Titanic!" spoke Steve.
Axel was confused.
"What, what is it?" Said Axel.
"Your head's on backwards." Said Steve.
Axel looked at herself and became shocked.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Said Axel.
"I think it might have been a micro converter malfunction." Said Roger.
Everyone looked at the meerkat in confusion.
"What, I've got a very smart cousin." Said Roger.
Axel looked down and noticed her behind.
"Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?" Said Axel.
Everyone whistled nervously and Ripper blushed.
"Hubba hubba, that is one irresistible booty." Said Ripper.
Axel giggled.
"Okay then, why didn't someone besides Ripper tell me my ass was so big?" Said Axel.
"Best you don't hear what we have to say." Said Scott.
"We'll reverse it." Said Katya.
She pulled out a remote and pushed some buttons.
Axel was then beamed back into the oval office in perfect condition.
She looked down and sighed in relief.
"I'm just going to walk out." Said Axel.
She walked over to a door and opened it up, revealing that it lead to outside the building where everyone was waiting.
"You know, it just occurred to me, why didn't we just walk out that exact door instead of making that over the top Mel Brooks' Star Trek joke?" Said Roger.
"And miss at the chance at that Space Balls Joke?" asked Ripper.
"Fair Point." spoke Roger.
"I would have rather seen a joke made about Battlestar Galactica instead." said Scott.
Everyone looked at Scott.
"Yeah, I don't know what that show's about." said Katya.
Scott groaned.
"To the presidential carriage." said Roger.
The group appeared at a carriage and Steve and Katya got into it before Scott, Ripper, Axel, and Beta climbed on the back of it as Roger climbed on the front.
"How come he's the one who always drives this thing?" said Ripper.
"Because Scott doesn't have a drivers license, I'm not big enough to handle the reigns, and you would be to distracted making out with Axel." said Beta.
Ripper scoffed.
"I wouldn't be to distracted with making out with my girlfriend." said Ripper.
"You just said that her booty was irresistible." said Beta.
"No regrets." said Ripper.