The presidential carriage appeared at the same grocery store on the crystal ball before Roger parked it in a spot.
The bodyguards looked around the place.
The group looked at each other before nodding and Beta hopped to the window.
"All clear Mr President." Said Beta.
Steve smiles.
"Thank goodness." Said Steve.
He and Katya exited the carriage.
"This should be good." said Steve.
"Should be, I missed breakfast." said Roger.
Scott looked at Roger.
"Again?" said Scott.
Roger nodded.
"Yes." said Roger.
Ripper pulled out a Burger King bag and gave it to the meerkat who became surprised.
"Tell me you don't just happen to have Burger King on you in any given situation." said Roger.
"I do." said Ripper.
Roger was in complete shock.
In fact he was so shocked that he pulled out some knitting needles and began knitting a scarf.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, I've taken up another hobby. Knitting. It's very relaxing when you think about it." said Roger.
He did some thinking.
"Maybe I should do some zen gardening." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Beta looked around the store and was impressed.
"Neat place." said Beta.
"I'd prefer a Target or Wal Mart." said Roger.
"Same." said Scott.
"Anywhere but this place." said Axel.
Everyone looked at her.
"What, those places have great deals." said Axel.
Everyone nodded at that point and Roger noticed something.
"Hey look, a deli." said Roger.
He walked off.
He saw many meats at the deli and was drooling.
"Now what to get?" said Roger.
He did some thinking.
He saw Legs, wings, breasts, thighs, the works
"So many things, so little time." said Roger.
He then saw a two headed clerk.
Roger became shocked.
"Can I help you?" said one of the heads.
"A breast and a wing." said Roger.
The two headed clerk got the breast and wing.
"That'll be 14 slugs." said the other head.
Roger became shocked.
"What, just for two deli foods?" said Roger.
"You paying or not?" said the first head.
Roger groaned and pulled out Boiling Isles currency and gave it to the clerk before walking off with the food which he began eating.
Interview Gag
"What a ripoff." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
The meerkat returned to his group before eating the wing.
"This is very weird, I had to pay fourteen slugs for a breast and wing." said Roger.
Everyone became confused.
"For deli food?" said Scott.
Roger nodded.
"You know this reminds me of that Garfield Episode!" spoke Scott and he explained everything about the episode to Roger and Beta who came back.
"You know for a buffoon even I agree with ya!" spoke Beta.
Katya pulled a cart out from a row of carts but heard a scraping sound.
"Weird, sounds like the wheels are dragging." said Katya.
Everyone looked at the bottom of the cart.
"Here's the problem." Ripper said before flipping the cart up, "The front wheels were tightened up to be crooked. Every cart is like this."
Roger reached into his suit and pulled out a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench and did some work on the wheels.
He smiled.
"There we go." He said.
But robot hands appeared and put the wheels back to where they were before being fixed.
Roger fixed them again.
The robotic hands put the wheels back in their original position.
Roger was about to work on the wheels but stopped and did some thinking.
He worked on the wheels before stopping, revealing that they were still crooked.
The robotic hands then straightened out the wheels.
Roger nodded triumphantly.
Interview Gag
"Gotta know how to fool the machine." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
"There, that's better." said Roger.
"I'll look around for some stuff." spoke Scott and left and passed a free sample stand.
Thr guy saw Scott and smirked.
"Hey Human!" spoke the Free Sample Demon and Scott saw the demon. "Eat this free Sample!" The Demon ordered.
Scott looked at it and it was a disgusting green slop of Something and Scott gagged.
"No thanks!" He said.
But the Free Sample Guy is mad.
"That isn't a Request!" He threatened and pointed a gun at Scott. "EAT IT!"
Scott is mad.
"No!" He said.
The demon is pissed and snapped his fingers and a Rock hand grabbed Scott and the guy with the spoon went to him with the slop.
"You will eat it!" threatened the Guy.
"NO I WONT!" yelled Scott.
"YES YOU WILL!" yelled the Guy and laughed and when he looked Scott is gone.
The person became shocked.
"Aw fuck, not again." said the guy.
"Maybe you shouldn't force them to eat your free sample!" spoke The rock Hand.
"Oh I always win and then do eat it at the end and that human will eat my sample even if it kills me!" He said.
But then as if on cue, a pistol was aimed at the back of the person's head, shocking him as the pistol was cocked back.
The gun in question was being held by Roger.
"I can help you with that." said Roger.
"Please dont!" the guy said.
"I'm tempted to right now." said Roger.
"I won't force the president to eat it and I'm only targeting that Earth boy, and I won't force you to eat it!" offered the Guy.
Roger thought about it and it would be funny to see Scott being followed and Beta would have a good laugh.
"Deal!" He said.
He did some thinking.
"Should be better then when Hunter learned about hot dogs." said Roger.
Flashback
Roger and Hunter were walking around the city and stopped close to a hot dog stand and people were eating hot dogs.
"Here we are, a good thing to eat, hot dogs." said Roger.
Hunter became confused.
"Hot dogs?" said Hunter.
He noticed the sign on the stand and saw a picture of a dog on a hot dog bun and became shocked.
"HOLY FUCK, THEY'RE MADE OF DOGS!" yelled Hunter.
Everyone who was eating a hot dog spat out the weiners in disgust.
"ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?!" yelled Hunter.
Roger covered Hunter's mouth.
"They're not really made from dogs. It's just parts of different animals. Or as Dan Akyrod likes to say in The Great Outdoors, lips and assholes." said Roger.
Hunter beame confused.
"Don't ask." said Roger.
"Well in that case, will you buy me two hot dogs?" said Hunter.
"What kind of condiments?" said Roger.
"What goes good on a dog?" said Hunter.
Roger held out a hot dog condiments list and gave it to Hunter who looked at it.
"I'll take mustard." said Hunter.
End Flashback
"You'd be surprised by several human realm customs." said Roger.
"I'm sure I will be." said the person.
Roger noticed some free samples were still alive snails and grabbed one before eating it.
"Mmm, snails." said Roger.
He burped.
The meerkat then walked off.
With Steve he was at the frozen food aisle.
"I don't think I'm in the produce area." said Steve.
He walked past a freezer that Ripper who was shivering in coldness was standing in.
Steve became shocked.
He walked back to the freezer and looked at Ripper.
"Ripper, what in Titan's name are you doing in there?" said Steve.
Ripper held up a fudge bar.
"Getting an ice cream novelty treat?" said Ripper.
Steve shook his head and opened a door.
"Get out." said Steve.
Ripper stepped out of the freezer and Steve closed the door.
"We could get thrown out of here." said Steve.
"The president of the Boiling Isles being thrown out? Fat chance." said Ripper.
Steve shook his head before walking off with Ripper.
With Katya; she was going down an aisle full of breakfast foods with Axel.
Axel was shocked by some of the prices.
"Yeesh, these prices are insane." said Axel.
"You should see the exchange rate of dollars to Slugs." said Katya.
Axel nodded.
"I'm sure it's weird." said Axel.
She then pondered.
"What is it anyway?" She asked.
"Ten thousand dollars for a Slug." said Katya.
Axel's jaw dropped.
"Seriously?" said Axel.
Katya nodded.
"And Ripper has done some questionable stuff before." said Axel.
Flashback
Roger dressed as a bellhop and holding a plate of double chocolate chip cookies appeared outside a room and Scott emerged from the room.
"Here you go. Fresh from the oven." said Roger.
Scott took a cookie and ate it but became confused.
"Hmm, this tastes nothing like how my mother makes them." said Scott.
Roger groaned in annoyance.
"How did your mother even make double chocolate chip cookies?" said Roger.
"I don't know, try asking her." said Scott.
He walked back in the room before closing the door and Roger sighed.
"RIPPER, WE NEED TO GET SCOTT'S MOTHER!" Roger said as he walked off.
Later outside the Denoga home; a doorbell sound was heard and the door opened up to reveal Sunny Denoga was on the other side.
"Hello?" said Sunny.
She saw that the people at the door were Roger and Ripper who were wearing black ski masks, black gloves, grey sweat shirts, blue jeans, and black shoes and Roger was holding a brown sack while Ripper had some rope and Sunny screamed in shock.
Later; Roger supposedly had Sunny in the sack which was tied up and placed it in trunk of his car before slamming it, only for the trunk to open up.
The meerkat groaned in annoyance before slamming the trunk several more times to get it to close.
Roger growled and turned around.
"RIPPER!" yelled Roger.
Ripper appeared with a shovel and Roger pointed at the sack.
Ripper nodded.
He then began bashing the sack with the shovel several times before slamming the trunk, only for it to pop back open again.
Ripper turned to Roger.
"Well that's all I've got." said Ripper.
Then Sunny who wasn't even in the sack appeared.
"Allow me boys." said Sunny.
She slammed the trunk and it stayed shut.
Roger and Ripper smiled.
"Great, now that my laundry's in the trunk." said Roger.
Ripper turned to Sunny.
"There's enough room for you to sit in front." said Ripper.
Sunny smiled.
"Let's go bake some cookies boys." said Sunny.
The two teens cheered.
Later; Roger had returned to the same hotel room in his belhoop uniform with a plate of cookies as Scott was eating a cookie.
"Now this is more like it." said Scott.
End Flashback
Katya became confused by the flashback.
"A sack of laundry in the trunk and not someone's mother?" Said Katya.
"Ripper's a lot of things, a sicko, cruel, and full of himself, but he isn't a criminal." said Axel.
"Doesn't he have a record for pooping in a woman's purse on a bus?" said Katya.
Axel did some thinking.
"Okay, he's an ex con." said Axel.
"Makes sense." said Katya.
She then thought of something.
"But how exactly is that a law?" said Katya.
"Indeecent exposure." said Axel.
Meanwhile in an office of sorts in the store; the owner of the store Tibbles was counting lots of money.
He chuckled.
"Money, money, money." Tibbles sang.
He laughed while tossing his money.
"I am so stinking rich." said Tibbles.
He then dove into his money.
"GERONIMO!" yelled Tibbles.
But then he landed on the money and a cracking sound was heard, making the pig scream in pain.
"OH FUCK, DIVING IN MONEY ISN'T REALLY POSSIBLE! THOSE CARTOONS LIED TO ME!" Tibbles yelled before he resumed screaming in pain.