Back with Scott; he was still climbing the shelf before reaching the top and panting from exhaustian.
"Whew, made it." said Scott.
Then Ripper appeared with a ladder and put it next to Scott.
"Here you go." Said Ripper.
"HEY, YOU TWO!" Yelled Tibbles' voice.
The teens became shocked and looked at an angry Tibbles.
"That skinny teen better get down here this instant." Said Tibbles.
Scott grabbed a bag of flour and tossed it onto Tibbles.
The bag squashed him wicked witch of the East style.
Tibbles groaned in annoyance.
"Lets get out of here." said Scott.
"You don't have to tell me twice." said Ripper.
The two teens ran off.
Tibbles groaned and laughed crazy.
"I'll get you two." said Tibbles.
He ran after the two.
Back at the checkstands; Steve, Katya, Roger, and Axel were waiting.
Steve groaned.
"What is keeping those two?" said Steve.
"Maybe they're being chased by a little piggy squealing wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee all the way home." said Katya.
Then as if on cue; everyone heard some pig squealing and saw Ripper and Scott running away from Tibbles who was definelty squealing like a pig chasing after the teens.
"Like that?" said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Wow, I should try doing that in my fanfiction." said Katya.
End Interview Gag
"We should do something about this." said Axel.
"I agree." said Roger.
He noticed an electric shopping cart and did some work on it before sitting on it, revealing the electric cart now had jet boosters on it before turning it on.
"This is better then trying to brainwash children." said Roger.
Cutaway Gag
Outside Bowser's castle; the king of Koopa's was watching as children were playing in his courtyard and sighed.
"I really need to get children off my property. It'd be easy to brainwash them." said Bowser.
He then realized something and smiled.
"Of course." said Bowser.
He pulled out his phone and did some work on it.
"How to brainwash childr-"Bowser said before the scene quickly changed to him in jail being let out of a cell by a cop as Kamek was angry.
"What did you do this time?" said Kamek.
"I just followed the instructions online." Bowser said before the two appeared in the Clown Copter, "Turns out it's illegal to alter the minds of children using cold war CIA techniques."
Kamek sighed.
"Well at least this is better then when you violated 14 international peace agreements." said Kamek.
Bowser growled.
"Hey, my late father gave me that atomic energy kit as a child." said Bowser.
End Cutaway Gag
Roger drove the cart off and Axel fell in the basket.
She saw Roger and the jet boosters.
"Why would you put jet boosters on a demon realm electric shopping cart?" Said Axel.
"I don't know, why would a tough as nails girl be into poetry?" Said Roger.
"Fair enough!" spoke Axel.
Back with Scott and Ripper; the two were running from Tibbles.
"COME HERE AND DIE LIKE MEN!" Yelled Tibbles.
He laughed evily.
"Wow, this guy is nuts." Said Scott.
"Tell me about it." Said Ripper.
The two then noticed Roger and Axel driving close to them with Axel holding a Tshirt cannon with a can of soup in it before firing the can at Tibbles, knocking him on the ground.
Scott and Ripper got on the cart.
"Look at this, I found food imported from Korea." Said Roger.
Tibbles was firing magic at the four.
Roger groaned.
"The nerve of this guy." said Roger.
Ripper grabbed a box of marbles and opened it up before pouring the marbles on the ground.
Interview Gag
"I've seen it happen on TV shows." said Ripper.
End Interview Gag
But the pig leaped over the marbles.
"Well that didn't work." said Ripper.
Roger then made a turn down the produce and grabbed some banana's.
"Here start eating and drop the peels." said Roger.
Everyone started eating banana's and dropping the peels each time they finished a banana.
Tibbles then stepped on a peel and slipped while screaming.
"YAAAAAAAA!" He screamed.
A crashing sound was heard.
The group that they were approaching a vase full of complimentary chocolate roses.
"Hey look, chocolate roses from Veggietales." said Ripper.
He grabbed the vase.
Interview Gag
"What, like I'm going to miss out on a chocolate opportunity." said Ripper.
End Interview Gag
"We gotta get out of here fast." said Axel.
"Should we do the express lane?" said Roger.
Scott did some thinking.
"I don't see why not. We're less than fifteen items." said Scott.
Roger drove towards the express lane and the cashier and customer who were at it noticed the group and screamed in shock before the cart crashed into the lane, sending the teen occupants of the cart flying and landing on the ground.
The four looked up and saw an angry Tibbles approaching.
"Dude, let's get out of here." said Ripper.
The four began to run off and Scott noticed a phone at the register before a magic cage appeared over the group.
Steve and Katya appeared and saw what was happening.
"What is going on here?" said Steve.
Tibbles glared at the president and first lady.
"Your bodyguards have destroyed my store. I should charge you for every snail you own." said Tibbles.
Katya became mad.
"With the prices your charging? Fuck that." said Katya.
"Yeah, the prices are insane here." said Steve.
"Of course they are, people are actually stupid enough to pay them." said Tibbles.
Scott grabbed the phone and pressed a button on it and held it close to the pig demon.
"That's why I want to put all those other grocery stores out of business." Tibbles said not knowing that Scott was holding a phone to his mouth.
Everyone began hearing what Tibbles was saying over the intercom.
"Those business are half of what I'm charging everyone, especially for rotten meat and produce." Tibbles' voice said as everyone was shocked, "It's getting hard for me to soak the customers."
The customers became mad and started leaving the store.
Ripper looked at Tibbles.
"You should probably also mention your employees." said Ripper.
Tibbles nodded.
"Right." Tibbles said before going back to unknowingly speaking in the PA system, "Plus I'm only paying all my workers one snail an hour while I rake in all the big money for myself."
His employees are shocked and became mad.
The employee's then left the building.
"Plus it's a good thing you're explaining this over the PA so everyone can hear what you're saying." said Ripper.
Tibbles nodded.
"Indeed. It's a good thing that I'm explaining this over the PA so-"Tibbles said before sputtering in shock upon realising what he said, "WHAT!?"
He then saw what was happening and he became nervous.
"Where're you all going? Come back. I'll offer four times the offers, I'll stock fresh meat and produce." said Tibbles.
"Dude, just let us out of here. You're already embarrasing yourself further then you really needed to be." said Roger.
TIbbles became mad.
"Never, I'll never release you for tricking me. Not even if the guards show up to arrest me for scamming people." said Tibbles.
But then he was tackled to the ground by two guards who then began punching him repeatedly and eventually stopped and held him up while cuffed.
"Tibbles, you're under arrest for operating an illegal grocery store." said one of the guards.
Tibbles became shocked before being dragged away.
"No, no, not the big house again." said Tibbles.
"This little piggy is going to go wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee all the way to the Conformitorium." said the second guard.
Everyone laughed as the cage disappeared.
"Well that was funny to see and I'm glad I won't have to eat that free sample!" spoke Scott.
But the Free Sample guy came and grinned evily.
"Yes you will!" He said and snapped his fingers and Abobination appeared and grabbed Scott and the Samle guy forced fed Scott the Free Sample.
Everyone was shocked and Roger was flabergasted.
The meerkat then shook his head and reached into his suit.
"Oh to hell with this." Roger said before pulling out a tommy gun and started shooting the free sample guy repeatedly, causing him to groan in pain before falling to the ground dead.
The abomination then disappeared as well.
"You couldn't have done that after he force fed me that awful free sample?" snapped Scott.
Roger looked at Scott.
"If you want someone to be upset at, you should take it to the co author." said Roger.
"Hey I didn't know he would do that!" He said, "I'm mad that Tibbles would hire someone like that!"
Roger did some thinking.
"Hold that thought." said Roger.
He put the machine gun away and pulled out a pistol before aiming it in the air and fired a round.
In the human realm; DragonEmperor999 was doing work on an iPad when the bullet hit him in the knee, making him scream in pain.
"OW, FUCK, MY FUCKING KNEE!" yelled DragonEmperor999.
Back in the demon realm; Roger put the pistol away.
"I'm a really good aim." said Roger.
Steve then walked by.
"Come on, we're shopping at the Demon Realm's first Wal Mart store." said Steve.
Everyone cheered.
"That's what I'm talking about." said Ripper.
With that; everyone went to the new Wal Mart.