8:30 AM. school was in, first day as well, The teacher walking in the door, tripping over herself while what seemed to be the gym coach walked in with her, attempting to help her not fall flat on her face, if if wasn't for the coaches luck, her efforts would have been in vein, but they weren't, the english teacher made it to her desk and tried her best to sober up.
"You owe me for this, you remember that Yukari.." the coach said, a little bit serious but it was clear she understood it was closer to a thankless task rather than a "scratch my back I'll scratch yours" sorta deal. She practically ran out of the room.
Then the lady stood up.
"Good morning class! Im miss Tanizaki, but you kids can call me ! It's easier to say in English, which, in case you couldn't tell, is what this class is all about! Now, onto what you need to know about me, I'm 32, single, and, not to brag, but my measurements are a well kept secret!"
She just kept talking and talking, seemingly forgetting that she was talking to a bunch of 14 year olds. Then, a voice breaks the ocean of words; "Hey Ms? Can we get back to English please?"
The entire class looked back at him, their faces didn't change, but it was painfully clear that everyone in that room had to stop themselves from throwing their bags at him. He cowardly went back to his seat.
"Bah! You kids aren't any fun these days I swear! Sticks in the mud! I know when we were kids we would try everything in our power to get the teacher sidetracked! You guys have it so easy you have to try to make it boring! And that's not even mentio-'' she was going to start to talk about something, everyone in the room tuned it out as they each talked to each other.
"Man, I don't think we've ever had a teacher ramble on for so long with such… passion…" A girl mused as she turned to the girl behind her.
"Reminds you of a certain someone, huh, Yomi?" Said the far smaller, more hyper girl who sat behind her.
"I wouldn't go that far, Takino." Said the bespeckled girl.
"Well I'll admit we aren't exactly alike, I can walk… And the originals are always better than some cheap knock offs!"
"That would imply you're the knock off, idiot." Yomi looked at her friend with the world's most sarcastic grin.
"Oh yes, I'm the moron, not the girl who had to retake the state test twice!" The black haired girl snapped back.
"...That's different and you know it! It's designed to be hard… And you had to play catch up last year just to get here so I don't see ho-" She was burning red, A few of the students surrounding them started to look at the commotion around them. It was a rag-tag group as well. A gigantic, scary looking girl with long, silky hair and a blushing girl with her hair put up in a bob found their one-sided conversation interrupted by them, and… A ten year old?
"Wait, we have a ten year old in our class? How didn't I notice this before!"
"Oh yeah! I'm Chiyo mihimma! I may be only ten years old, but my parents call me a child prodoig-"
"Yeah yeah that's… something alright… Anyway, who are you two?" The girl pointed to the two that were to her right.
"Oh… I'm Sakaki…" She put her hand up slowly expecting for the girl to shake her hand.
The wildcat immediately sprung into action and shook her hand before she finished raising it. "I'm Tomo Takino! Nice to meet you!" The girl in the bob looked at Tomo in a way the could only be described as the embodiment of pure anger and jealousy.
"...I'm Kaorin… Nice to make your acquaintance…" She shook Yomi's hand, as if she couldn't even bear to look at Tomos direction.
"Well, nice to meet you two, I'm Koyomi Mizuhira, But Tomo here always calls me Yomi, so i'm sure you'll do the same."
They continued with there own conversation, each in their own world equally, except for Tomo and Yomi, their worlds always seemed to collide, for better or for worse.
In Yukari's slew of words she had failed to mention the transfer student right next her, telling the class to quiet down, she dusted herself off, and introduced the student.
"Alright everyone! We have a new transfer student from osaka! Go ahead, introduce yourself!"
The girl seemed dazed, but she gained consciousness, eventually.
"Ooh… Ahm Ayuma Kasuga, and ahm from Osaka…"
"Well it's nice of you to try to speak in our dialect! But you can speak osakan, we won't really be speaking japanese here either way, not while I'm teaching! You can go ahead and take your seat back there, next to… Tomo!"
She walked to her newly assigned seat, and Tomo immediately greeted Ayuma.
"Hi! I'm Tomo Takino! This is Yomi, that's Sakaki, And that's Kaorin!"
"Ahm Ayuma!"
"That's a lot to say… How about we call you osaka!"
"What? Osaka sounded surprised and confused.
"You know! Osaka cuz You're from Osaka, It's your nickname! Hey everyone!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "Ayumas new name is Osaka!" To which everyone gave a thumbs up as if they all shared a hivemind.
"Roger that." Said Yomi, Sakaki and Kaorin both nodded in agreement.
"But..Okay…"
The bell rang, class was over.
"Oh fuc- goodday class! We'll begin class tomorrow!"