A Niche Review of Hogwarts

by Fifinix13

We all know Niche is the ultimate reliable source on colleges, we just want to know how they rated Hogwarts

2. Chapter 2

Hogwarts Admissions:

Acceptance Rate: 100% (if your name is Harry Potter)

Application Deadline: When you are born

Application Fee: 0G

Confirmation Deadline: Your 11th birthday (if not, you will be bombarded with letters that will find you wherever you go for the rest of your life or until you finally say yes; this treatment is only for those whose name is Harry Potter)

Students Also Applied To:

Durmstrang Institute (mainly purebloods and Dark Artists and people whose last name is Malfoy)

Beauxbatons Academy of Magic (mainly all the teenagers who fantasized about living with Veelas)

Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (really just the US version of Hogwarts)

Will You Get Into Hogwarts?

- Muggle: 0% (sorry to burst your bubble, Petunia)

- Squib: 0% (although you can get in as a janitor and live grumpily with a creepy cat)

- Muggleborn: 100%

- Halfblood: 100%

- Pureblood: 100% (especially if your father is on the Board of Governors)