This chapter is based on Season 1 Episode 3 of The Aquabats Super Show!

The Aquabats were performing another concert but this time they were in Austin Texas. During the song, EagleBones did a really long guitar solo which kind of annoyed his band-mates that he was showing off so much but they let it go since the audience was loving it. After the concert, The Aquabats walked out into an alley and were happy to be in the fresh air. "EagleBones, your guitar was a little out of tune. Would you like me to run some tests on it?" Jimmy asked, "Out of tune? I don't think so Jimmy. Why don't you leave the guitar stuff to me and you focus on doing the robot" EagleBones said, imitating a robot. "Uh..Okay" Jimmy said, making robotic motions. "Uh oh boys, here they come," The commander said, pointing to some fans coming down the alley. "Hey guys!" The commander said. Everyone was a little confused when the fans went right past them to EagleBones. "What the wha?!" The commander said, really confused. "EagleBones!" Some fan girls said with big smiles. "Your guitaring is amazing!" One girl said. "We made this for you," One girl said, "Wow, did you make this all by yourself?" EagleBones asked with fake care in his voice, "Yeah," The other girl said. EagleBones gave the girls a fake smile. "EagleBones, you should check out my band's demo CD. It's awesome!" A young man said, handing EagleBones a CD. "Hmm, thanks" EagleBones said with fake sincerity. A creepy guy in a trench coat then came up to EagleBones, making him a little uncomfortable. "EagleBones! Hello, I'm your biggest fan" The creepy guy said, touching EagleBones hair, making him uncomfortable. "Oh and I made you something too! The creepy trench coat guy said, handing EagleBones a bomb. "You made me a bomb?" EagleBones asked, raising an eyebrow. "It's not a bomb, it's a clock, shaped like a bird," The man said, "Then what are these sticks of dynamite?" EagleBones asked, "That's not dynamite, that's a backpack, a bird backpack," The man said, flashing a creepy smile. "Okay...Thanks biggest fan" EagleBones said uncomfortably. "Don't mention it...Bro" The trench coat guy said ominously. "Bro?" EagleBones quietly asked. "So, who wants an autograph from the singer guy?!" The commander said, trying to stop the oncoming tension. Everyone just ignored McBat Commander and walked away. "oh I get it, it's getting late. Curfew! Don't want to make those parents mad. I hear you guys! Aquabats! Got your backs!" The commander said. "Whoa!" The commander gasped in surprise, not seeing EagleBones behind him. EagleBones opened the dumpster and threw all the stuff the fans gave him into the dumpster. "Whoa! Bad form EagleBones. You know those kids and that sketchy looking trench-coat guy, they worked really hard on that stuff. They made that for our band." The commander said with offense laced in his voice. "No! They made that stuff for me! Me!" EagleBones sneered. "Easy turbo" The commander said. All of a sudden the supposed backpack/clock exploded in the dumpster, blasting everyone backwards. "Is everyone alright?" Jimmy asked, still doing his robotic motions. "Yeah, but that's the last time I sleep in this dumpster" A random guy said, popping out of the dumpster. "What kind of person would bomb an innocent dumpster? Ricky asked, "EAGLECLAW!" The creepy trench-coat man shouted, "EagleClaw?" EagleBones asked. "EagleClaw" The creepy trench-coat man said, running away. "Aquabats! After that trench-coat guy!" The commander said, but EagleBones stopped them. "Stop!" EagleBones shouted, "What are you talking about EagleBones?! We have to go after him!" The commander shouted. "No! I'll handle this alone!" EagleBones said, his voice filled with finality. "Oh I get it, soloing again huh? Well why do you have to go after him alone?" The commander demanded, "Because...He's my brother!" EagleBones shouted. EagleBones stormed into the BattleTram, the rest of the Aquabats following suit.

"Bones, let us come with you, we can help," The commander said, "I don't need your help, I told you, EagleClaw's my brother, I'll handle this by myself" EagleBones said with irritation. "Well your brother tried to blow us up" Ricky stated, "That was just to get my attention, he wants me to go after him, and I know exactly where to find him. EagleBones said, "Well then let us come, we can help fight, and sing songs and stuff! Come on! Please!" The commander begged, "You guys would just slow me down, I'm going solo" EagleBones said, storming out of the battleTram.

EagleBones heads out to the desert where his brother was waiting for him. "EAGLECLAW!" EagleClaw screamed, scratching his talons against each other. "EagleClaw!" EagleBones said angrily, "Remember me, EagleBones? Your brother? With the eagle claws!" EagleClaw shouted, scratching his talons against each other again. "Been a long time brother. Where you been?" EagleBones asked, "Of course you wouldn't remember. No, no, always thinking about yourself, well, I remember it like it was yesterday. It was ten years ago at the county fair, I went to go buy ice cream for Autumn Escalante, the cutest girl in seventh grade, but my eagle claws got in the way...Again! Then you gave her an ice cream and she gave you a kiss. You stole her from me brother! You stole her from me!" EagleClaw said, screaming the last part. "That's why you left? I didn't even like that girl." EagleBones said, rolling his eyes. "Oh you still don't get it, do you? You have no idea what it was like growing up...It was all about you! Never about me! But, not anymore, this time, it's all about me, and my...Eagle claws!" EagleClaw said, yet again scratching his talons together. "Sorry bro, I don't know if you've heard, but I kinda play a mean laser-powered guitar now" EagleBones said, switching his guitar on. "You're not the only one" EagleClaw said, pulling out his guitar and blasting a laser at EagleBones. EagleBones and EagleClaw hash it out, attempting to blast each other back and forth. Eventually EagleClaw got the upper-hand and blasted EagleBones backwards, blowing up his motorcycle in the process. "Woo! Yeah!" EagleClaw shouted. EagleBones bounced back though and tried to blast EagleClaw with his guitar behind his back. "Behind the back? Really? You always were a bit of a show-off. Alright, try this on for a size." EagleClaw said, hitting EagleBones with a powerful Laser blast, making him fly backwards. "Ha! Woo! Ha!" EagleClaw shouted victoriously, walking over to EagleBones. "You might want to rethink that solo career...Eh brother?" EagleClaw said. EagleClaw made a loud screech and knocked EagleBones back down to the ground. "EagleClaw!" EagleClaw screamed, running across the desert. EagleBones tried to sit up but fell unconscious to the ground.

EagleBones woke up in the desert, a little fuzzy on what happened but then it all came rushing back to him. "EAGLEBONES FALCONHAWK!" A voice boomed. EagleBones looked around, eventually seeing the face in the sun. "I am the spirit of the sun. Awaken and be well" The spirit of the sun said. EagleBones stood up and looked at the spirit of the sun, filled with curiosity and wonder. "I sense you are troubled?" The spirit of the sun asked, "I am! How can I fight my own brother?" EagleBones asked, "You will not be able to do it alone, you must open yourself up to your friends, and perhaps stop playing such long guitar solos." The spirit of the sun said. EagleBones glanced around with an unsure face. "EagleBones?" The spirit of the sun said sternly. "I will, I promise," EagleBones said, a little irritation in his voice. "Then with your promise, I will send you a spirit animal" The spirit of the sun said. The Spirit of the sun conjures up a big black glove and gives it to EagleBones. "When you are in need, place the glove on your hand, and summon her. THE DUDE!" The spirit of the sun boomed. "I summon the dude?" EagleBones said with zero confidence. "That's it? That's all you've got? I send you a spirit animal and that's all you can give me? TRY IT AGAIN!" The spirit of the sun yelled. "I SUMMON THE DUDE!" EagleBones boomed with a "This is ridiculous" Face. EagleBones feels something land on the glove but he doesn't see it. "Uh...I don't see her" EagleBones said, "Oh right, sorry, my bad," The spirit of the sun said with a laugh. "I also grant you the gift of second sight, allowing you to see beyond the veil of illusion revealing the magic beneath the surface of reality." The spirit of the sun shot lasers out of his eyes, giving EagleBones second sight. "The dude!" EagleBones said with amazement. "Now you have all you need to face your brother. Go! EagleBones Falconhawk!" The spirit of the sun shouted. Thank you mighty sun spirit!" Eaglebones said. EagleBones and the sun spirit winked at each other before going their separate ways.

Jimmy, Crash, the McBat commander, and Ricky were all standing around when Eaglebones came through the door. "EagleBones! You're back! You look...Horrible. Are you okay?" The commander asked, full of concern. "I'm great! I'm better than ever! I met the spirit of the Sun and he gave me an invisible bird and magical vision and they told me to open up to you guys" EagleBones said with a big smile on his face. "That's great, man" The commander said, "What's your invisibirds name?!" Crash asked, "Can you see fairies?" Ricky asked, "Her name is the dude and yes. Ricky I can see fairies" EagleBones said, "You mentioned something about opening up to us? The Bat commander asked, "Yeah, I'm so sorry guys, I've been a big jerk lately." EagleBones said. Everyone looks at each other and shake their heads in agreement. "I thought I didn't need you guys but I do. I need you to help me stop my evil brother. He's gone crazy and it's all my fault" Eaglebones said, looking at the ground. "Yes! Does that mean we can fight and like sing songs and stuff?" The Bat Commander asked, his voice filled with hope. "Totally!" EagleBones said. The Bat Commander let out a squeal and did a happy jump. "And Jimmy, I'm sorry I wouldn't let you fix my guitar earlier" Eaglebones said, "All is forgiven my friend." Jimmy said, "As it turns out, I'm gonna need a new one." EagleBones said, handing Jimmy his guitar. "I'm already on it!" Jimmy said, running to his lab. "Good to have you back Bonesy" The Bat Commander said, putting a hand on EagleBones back. "Now! How do we find your dastardly brother?" The Bat Commander asked, "There's only one place he'd be." EagleBones said, the Aquabats immediately started driving to the location that EagleBones gave them.

The Aquabats get out of the BattleTram and take their battle positions. "EAGLEBONES! REMEMBER THIS PLACE! ARE YOU READY TO BE DEFEATED AGAIN! BY EAGLECLAW!" EagleClaw booms, making his epic entrance. "And this time...I'll finish the job!" EagleClaw said, making an eagle screech. "No way brother, this time I brought...My whole band!" EagleBones stated proudly. "Doesn't have to be like this EagleClaw. We could use you. You could join the Aquabats!" EagleBones said. "Woah, whoa, let's not go crazy now" The Bat Commander said. "NEVER!" EagleClaw said, using his guitar to blast a laser at the Aquabats. EagleBones and EagleClaw start hashing it out with their laser powered guitars again and the rest of the Aquabats start playing their song B.R.O. EagleBones gets knocked down by his brother's laser again and then EagleClaw goes after the rest of the band. Ricky got blasted backwards against the BattleTram, Jimmy got pushed up against the BattleTram before falling to the ground and Crash pretended to shoot lasers at EagleClaw but then got blasted backwards. McBat Commander dodged EagleClaw's blasts but unfortunately EagleClaw eventually hit the commander and he went flying backwards a pretty far distance. "It's over brother, your friends are all defeated" EagleClaw stated triumphantly. "You're wrong EagleClaw, I've got one friend left. I SUMMON THE DUUUUUUUDE!" EagleBones bellowed. "The what?" EagleClaw said, looking at his brother like he was crazy. "EagleBones just smirked at his brother, knowing that EagleClaw was finally going to get his comeuppance. The dude scratched EagleClaw across his face and destroyed EagleClaw's guitar. "NOOOOO!" EagleClaw screamed, falling to his knees. "Nice work dude!" EagleBones shouted in amazement. The dude lets out an Eagle screech before flying away. "This isn't over brother! I'll be back! Eeeeeegelclaw!" EagleClaw screamed before making his not so epic getaway. "Whoa! Our side won? How'd that happen?" The Bat Commander asked, feeling amazed. "It was the dude. Commander." EagleBones said with a big smile. "The Dude?" The commander asked, skeptical. "Yeah, she saved us all!" EagleBones said happily. "Your invisible bird?" The Commander asked. EagleBones gave an eager nod with a big smile on his face. All the Aquabats (Except EagleBones) started laughing. "Come on, let's go get your head examined...Seriously" The commander said, putting an arm around EagleBones. The Aquabats start laughing again and when EagleBones wasn't looking, the commander started making bird sounds and making a bird motion with his hands and Ricky started moving his arms up and down as if he was a bird flapping his wings. The spirit of the sun and Eaglebones meet again and wink at each other before going their separate ways again.

"EagleBones. we need to talk about your behavior and how you handled the situation with your brother." Jimmy said, "I know, I'm really sorry," EagleBones said, looking at his lap. "We know you are but you still have to be spanked." Ricky said, EagleBones just nodded his head, accepting his fate. "So, Crash, Commander, please leave the room while we deal with EagleBones," Jimmy said, "Good luck Bonesy" The Bat Commander said, as he and Crash walked out of the BattleTram. "EagleBones, you know why you're getting a spanking right?" Ricky asked, "Yes, I know" EagleBones said sadly. "Okay EagleBones, get over my lap" Ricky said, patting his lap. EagleBones lets out a sigh and lied over Ricky's lap. "EagleBones, since you've owned up to what you've done wrong and you're accepting your spanking so well, I will keep your boxers up but don't expect this every time" Ricky said, rubbing EagleBones shorts-clad bottom. "Alright, I'm going to start now. Are you ready?" Ricky asked, "Yes," EagleBones said, gripping onto Ricky's leg.

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EagleBones started to cry, not because of the spanking, but because of the guilt he felt. He could've gotten injured or killed and what would the Aquabats be without him. EagleBones decided to take his punishment like a man but that decision wouldn't last long.

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"EagleBones, I never want you going solo again! That was very dangerous and we had no idea where you were! If you got hurt then we wouldn't be able to help you! This will never happen again!" Ricky scolded, raining down hard spanks on EagleBones bottom. EagleBones let out a yelp but covered his mouth, he didn't want to seem like a little kid. "EagleBones, you've been over my knee before. You know that you can make noise and cry. I'm not going to judge." Ricky said, putting a little more force behind his spanks. "EagleBones, you need to let go of the guilt, let your wall down and let it out. It's not good if you bottle it up" Jimmy said. Ricky decided to pull down EagleBones's shorts down.

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Ricky felt EagleBones grip onto his leg harder. "Good, now we're getting somewhere" Ricky thought.

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"Ow! Ow!" EagleBones yelped, "I'm going to give you ten more and then you're going to go to Jimmy," Ricky said. "Okay Ricky!" EagleBones cried.

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"Okay, EagleBones, go to Jimmy now," Ricky said, patting EagleBones on the back. EagleBones got up and sadly lied over Jimmy's knee. "I'm using the spanking hairbrush" Jimmy said.

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"Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry! Ow!" EagleBones sobbed. "We know you're sorry. You're almost done." Jimmy said.

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EagleBones was now sobbing and apologizing, letting go of all his guilt. Jimmy stops and lets EagleBones get up. "I'm so sorry guys," EagleBones sobbed. "All is forgiven Jimmy said.

All was well with the Aquabats again.

Publish date: April 18 2024 6:27 AM