Disclaimer: Nintendo owned Fire Emblem
Shez is crying in his house after his best friend Kris told him to fuck off after Shez rejecting Kris money.
"I can't believe I lost my BFF over stupid money and dumb pride!" Shez cries like a sad Damien Haas from Smosh after rejecting Kris help.
A stupid undead idiot name Arval appear and ask Shez.
"Does this mean I can be your BFF now? Look, I even grew a beard just like you!"
"FUCK OFF ARVAL!" Shez making an angry Damien Haas face told Arval to fuck off and shoot the stupid undead with his gun which kill the moron.
"Ow! My fallopian tube!" The stupid undead last words before the idiot turned into nothingness and die like a moron by Shez gunshot.
The End.