Telford unit 07/15/2015 8:37Am. Thats the time I finally met death, nice fella; that whole schtick with the cloak and scythe? It's just an old wives' tale nowadays. She prefers a nice, tailored suit that fits in all the right places. So, I got merced by an inmate while doing my rounds while helping dayshift out since one of their officers called out. So, I get to the gates and what happens next probably earned my ticket down here; somehow they got my file mixed up with my old mans and they were accusing me of all this crazy shit i never did while alive so i challenged St Peter and let's just say i had him about to yield when out of nowhere Adam; yes THAT Adam shows up and sends me to hell. Now that you got some of my backstory, the names John Marston and this is my story of how I got my revenge on both heaven and the first man with the help of hell's princess and her former exorcist girlfriend.