Rainbow Dash Soccer Action
Today, Rainbow Dash, a young teenager, is trying out her soccer skills. For most of the time, she got perfect scores. Even though this is only practice, Rainbow Dash managed to kick the ball really well. Then she accidentally kicked it to a girl and a boy.
"Hey!" Rainbow Dash called out, "Good catch!" "Uh, thanks," the girl called back, throwing the ball back. "No problem," the boy said. "Say, I haven't seen you two around here," Rainbow Dash said. "We've just arrived," the boy said, "My name is Rapid and she is my girlfriend."
"My name is Swift," the girl said, "I'm his girlfriend. Rapid Run." "Like you two," Rainbow Dash said, "Nice to meet you. My name is Rainbow Dash." "Pleasure to meet you, Rainbow Dash," Rapid Run said, and they all shook hands. Rainbow Dash decided not to ask why Rapid Run and Swift are wearing gloves.
"I was practicing soccer as you saw," Rainbow Dash said. "We know," Swift replied. Just then, they noticed Mountain Moron walking nearby, being stupid as usual. "Say, Rainbow Dash?" Rapid Run began, "Don't you think that should have a brain scan?"
Rainbow Dash laughed, "Yeah, like that idiot has a brain! He has no brain period!" "You may be right," Swift agreed. "Forget him," Rainbow Dash said, "Want to join me?" "Sure," Swift said, "even thought I haven't played soccer in a long time."
"Same here," Rapid Run said. "Well, get ready to play!" Rainbow Dash said. So the soccer practice game had started. "Go for it!" Rapid Run said.
Now, Rainbow Dash is playing soccer against the couple. Even though both Rapid Run and Swift hadn't played soccer as they said, they had fun nonetheless. Even though both Swift and Rapid Run had done their best, it was Rainbow Dash who won the small game.
"There," Rainbow Dash said, being a good sport. "That was fun," Swift said. "It was fun playing against you," Rapid Run said. "No problem," Rainbow Dash said. "Thank you," Swift said. "You know," Rainbow Dash said, "I've played soccer against this girl. It's a really different story."
"And you beat her at game, right?" Rapid Run asked. "Yes," Rainbow Dash said, "But she did her best." Rainbow Dash was trying not to insult Princess Twilight Sparkle from Equestria. "Nice to see you," Rapid Run said and the friends went home.
That night, Rainbow Dash was playing a great game of soccer during daylight. "Rainbow Dash shoots!" she said excitedly, "Rainbow Dash scores!"
At first, the audience cheered for her. Then a dumb-sounding voice said, "Rainbow Crashing does." "WHAT?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, insulted, "Who is the- wait, I know that voice." Yes, Rainbow Dash knew the voice came from Mountain Moron.
"It's you," Rainbow Dash said to the unintelligent human. "You know, Rainbow Crash," the same voice said. "What?!" Rainbow Dash cried, immediately noticing the same person, only in a different place. "Now there's two Mountain Morons?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
But then, Rainbow Dash saw more Mountain Morons after that. "There's four now!" Rainbow Dash added, "Too many Mountain Morons the idiots!" The audience now consists of Mountain Moron copies.
"ARGH!" Rainbow Dash cried as she is now surrounded by hundreds, thousands, millions of Mountain Morons. Rainbow Dash had the horrible feeling of the world ending.
"ARGH!" Rainbow Dash screamed, waking up from her nightmare. Rainbow Dash immediately realized that she is back in her room at nighttime.
"Oh," Rainbow Dash said, "The world isn't populated by zero-brained retards! That's a relief! Oh well, I'd better get back to sleep. I don't know how that empty-headed dunce-head had just popped into my thoughts like that. Now let me go back to the best dream ever!" With that said, Rainbow Dash went back to sleep.
When morning came, Rainbow Dash started her morning practice. "Here I go!" Rainbow Dash shouted, kicking the soccer ball really hard. The ball ricochet from one place to another. "I rock!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, "And I don't need to use Equestrian Magic!"
The soccer ball ended up striking Mountain Moron, who is being his usual stupid self. Also, Smarty Nerd is in the area, being a complete jerk to someone else. That was until Rainbow Dash's flying soccer ball, with Mountain Moron still on it. They both struck Smarty Nerd, blasting him away. The boy was puzzled with what had just happened.
Both Mountain Moron and Smarty Nerd ended up crashing into a bar where Mega Crusher and several of his friends were having lunch. They were not happy to see a couple of stupid idiots ruining their lunch. They all surrounded the two. "Ready to beat up these retarded losers?" one of the friends asked.
"Hell yes!" Mega Crusher answered and the tough guys had ganged up on both Smarty Nerd and Mountain Moron and beat them up to a pulp. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash managed to find another soccer ball.
She was just practicing when Rapid Run and Swift had arrived. "You did great yesterday, Rainbow Dash," Swift said. "Thanks," Rainbow Dash replied. "You should feel proud for yourself," Rapid Run said. "But so should you," Rainbow Dash said. "We all do," Swift said.
In the pony world. Rainbow Dash is sleeping at nighttime. Rainbow Dash is flying and then he saw something familiar and hated towards her. She saw Mountain Moron in the sky.
"What the?!" Rainbow Dash said once she saw the zero-IQ moron, "Okay, let's just keep going. But then, Rainbow Dash saw another one. And more. "Way too many Mountain Morons the retards!" Rainbow Dash screamed. The population now consists of Mountain Moron copies.
"ARGH!" Rainbow Dash cried as she is now surrounded by hundreds, millions of Mountain Morons and then Rainbow Dash ends up back in her room.
"Oh, it was just a bad dream," she said.
Rainbow Dash then flew to a certain place. "Okay, she said, "The cave to the mirror pool is still closed, so everything's all right. The last thing Equestria needs are Mountain Moron copies! No way we'll survive with idiots like that!" And so, she flew back home with nothing to worry about.