Glancing around I smile before jumping on the stairs grabbing the one passing over my head, before dropping to another as I pass them coming to the wall I jump grabbing a window ledge pulling myself up.
Standing in it I chuckle squatting down waiting, seeing Myrtle coming up the stairs I touch the school wall quietly asking for her to be brought closer.
"No I don't need that way" Myrtle screeches, seeing her get close enough I jump down landing behind her and cover her mouth before dragging her threw a door that appears.
Getting in the door I frown wiping my hand off on her shirt "you licked my hand" I snark.
"So your taking prisoners now?"
"Nope but we have some problems that need addressed and my friends were so kind to volunteer" I say casually before yanking her wand from her.
"Have fun getting out" I say before rushing out hearing her scream.
Coming around a corner I tense seeing Dumbledore standing around calmly "how's Myrtle?" He asks casually.
"She's fine just learning a lesson"
"The school responds to you the way it does for a Headmaster it's fascinating" he says while motioning for me to walk with him.
"You have sent four first years to Madame Pomfrey for hearing loss, another has been dragged out to your magical studies area and held by students who started reading books on true magical culture to them, and now my muggles studies and sexual education professor has disappeared"
"I did warn them to cover their ears I can not be held accountable for students who don't listen, don't worry about the student held on the field I made it clear he was not to be hurt they are making sure he learns insulting someone for being different is not acceptable, and Myrtle is how shall I put it exploring my personal garden"
He hums nodding "and would this be the part you allow favorite students in or the one you used to educate Augusta with charms or Malfoy with compassion?"
"Neither it's one I prepared specifically for her"
"Ah and how long shall I expect her to be helping document the findings?" He asks as we pass students.
"Unclear, but she will be fine"
"Very well, but you must cover her classes while she's unavailable"
"Oh how will the students handle not being hit with stuffed animals or stuffed reproductive organs" I snark.
"Yes I agree her students will be devastated with her absence" Dumbledore says.
Looking at him I laugh seeing he's being sarcastic "I'm looking forward to seeing how these coming years go we will have your daughter, nieces, and nephew coming in almost all together".
Nodding I smile "yes hopefully I can lead the students in the right direction".
"All you can do is advise them and show them, it's up to them to choose how to use your lessons"
"How is Adriana doing with her travels?" I ask changing the subject.
"Her last letter she mentioned getting to watch Veela's mating celebration, she called it the mating dance and insists it was beautiful and..." He trails off clearing his throat.
"Arousing" I add smirking.
"Yes, I'm proud she's embracing her magic and experiencing the world, but I worry about her getting into something she can't handle or someone attacking her for what she's doing"
"Alex will protect her, we all agreed they were trustworthy I also believe that they are possibly together or will end up together"
He nods frowning "I should speak with Abeforth of this since I ran off instead of staying to help him" I says softly.
"It couldn't hurt and I happened to over hear you were seen walking with a gentleman around sunset the other day"
Seeing him blush slightly I chuckle nudging him "are you trying to court again?" I ask.
"We are seeing if it's possible" he says eventually.
"I enjoy this less secretive side of you"
"I was secretive?" He asks frowning.
"Yes and spoke in riddles, I understood why but it's nice not having to guess or question everything you say"
Hearing someone scream I sigh looking at him before taking off for the sound.
Seeing a Gryffindor student cradling her hand and a wand on the ground split, I walk over carefully pulling her hand out.
"What happened?" I ask making sure to keep my voice soft.
"She doesn't speak" another student says.
Nodding I grab her wand then lift her up rushing to Madame Pomfrey "Pomfrey, wand split" I call.
Hearing her rushing out I move to the other side of the room sitting the wand on a tray before casting a magnifying spell, lifting my wand over it I frown seeing defective wood and a black unicorn hair.
Lifting the wand I bring it to my ear hearing a hissing sound instead of a soft humming, placing it down I spin around going back to the student "where did you get your wand?" I ask.
"The Black Fox" she whispers.
Nodding I grab what's left of her wand and Apparate out, landing in the shop I stalk up to the counter slamming the wand down "someone better explain why a student had a wand made from defective wood and a stolen unicorn hair" I hiss.