Author's note: Just a stupid drabble. Don't even know how I came up with it. Sorry if it sucks. Needed something to distract myself.

Warnings: Dual pov, that being Konohamaru and Naruto; canon divergent after the war; established slash; implied mature content; attempt at humour

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto owns it.

I hope you'll like this drabble!


Just Doing My Duty

Konohamaru couldn't have been prouder when Naruto finally achieved his long life dream of becoming a Hokage.

Sure, he had his own ambition to become Hokage one day, but that was only after Naruto stopped being the Kage! Until that moment arrived, he was more than content to support the older man. He had even made his way up to acting as Naruto's guard, imagine that! Sure, it was mainly when they were in the Hokage Tower, because let's face it, Naruto was certainly strong enough to take care of himself – and with Uchiha being around frequently, that added yet another layer of protection around the older blond. But Konohamaru being one of the very few that Naruto allowed to guard his office while he was present showed just how much Naruto trusted and respected him and Konohamaru was determined not to betray that trust.

"Shikamaru-san," Konohamaru greeted the older man who had become Naruto's assistant the day he had accepted the Kage position.

Sometimes Konohamaru couldn't help but wonder who Naruto's true assistant was: Shikamaru or Uchiha. He knew better than to voice that question aloud, though. Shikamaru at the very least seemed heavily involved with the paperwork part of the Kage position. No wonder, of course, considering how smart the brown haired man was.

"Konohamaru, is Naruto here?" Shikamaru questioned absently, riffling through the pile of scrolls he was carrying.

"Yes, together with Uchiha," Konohamaru informed him.

The other guard, a member of the ANBU – though Konohamaru had no idea who he was because he refused to even say one word, let alone introduce himself – twitched faintly at the mention of Uchiha, but that wasn't out of the ordinary. A lot of people still regarded Uchiha with quite a bit of suspicion but nobody dared to challenge him, not when everyone knew Uchiha had Naruto's backing.

Shikamaru paused and a peculiar look crossed his face for a couple of seconds. "How long has Sasuke been in there?" he questioned; his voice sounding slightly off.

"Hm, for quite a bit," Konohamaru mused. "At least two hours? I didn't check the time, sorry. Do you need to speak with him?"

"No, no, it's fine. I'll come back later," Shikamaru answered dismissively and turned away, descending the stairs.

Konohamaru stared befuddled at his retreating back before mentally shrugging. Whatever Shikamaru had wanted to discuss with Naruto must not have been that important if it could wait until a later moment. He would almost assume that Shikamaru didn't want to enter the office because Uchiha was present, but they had been around each other plenty of times before without any issue as far as Konohamaru was aware.

A muffled groan reaching his ears through the closed door had Konohamaru straightening up and he knocked on the door. "Naruto, are you okay?" he asked, slightly concerned.

It couldn't be some kind of attack; an attack would definitely have made more noise, but Naruto did sound a bit pained. Was he becoming ill perhaps?

There was a pause before Naruto called back, "Y-yeah, I'm fine."

"Are you sure? You don't sound that fine." Konohamaru furrowed his eyebrows.

"I – just stubbed my toe, that's all," Naruto replied and even through the closed door, the chagrined tone in his voice was hard to miss.

Konohamaru chuckled quietly, shaking his head as he relaxed slightly. It figured. Even after becoming a Kage, Naruto still had the occasional clumsy moment. It was quite funny even, because the man who had become so feared by criminals and so respected by the other Kage and villages was also the same person clumsy enough to keep stubbing his toe against the same type of furniture. Really, you would think Naruto would have memorised by now where all the furniture was in the office.

"Again? You really need to be more careful before Tsunade-sama decides it's better to babyproof your office," he called back teasingly.

It wasn't exactly proper, he supposed, teasing Naruto like that when they were in the Hokage Tower, but becoming the Kage hadn't changed Naruto in the slightest and he didn't mind the occasional teasing quip.

"Well, if you don't call out with every noise you hear, baa-chan won't ever know," Naruto shot back.

"Just doing my duty, boss," Konohamaru grinned.

He had to take his job as the Kage's guard very serious after all!


"You're a goddamn bastard," Naruto hissed, both in frustration and mounting pleasure as he tried to keep his voice down.

Sasuke, like the absolute bastard he was, chuckled lowly and his fingers crooked within Naruto's channel, brushing against that particular spot deep within him that never failed to make him shudder. He couldn't help but spread his legs a bit more, pressing back into Sasuke's hand while biting down on his own bandaged one, desperate to keep any more noises muffled before the guards outside thought they needed to burst into the office. The last thing he needed was for either Konohamaru or the ANBU to see him like this.

"Just doing my duty as the Hokage's assistant," Sasuke purred into his ear and that was a goddamn lie because Sasuke was anything but his assistant, but it was hard to protest when pleasure pooled into the pit of his belly and his whole body seemed to suffer through an earthquake when he could no longer hold back, spilling all over the inside of his robes.

Sasuke kept pumping his fingers in him, a parody of what Naruto actually wanted to have inside of him, but he had to make do for now and by the time Sasuke decided to be merciful and stop the assault of his sweet spot, Naruto was a shivering, sweating mess. His knees buckled when his legs turned to jelly and he would have actually fallen to the floor if not for Sasuke wrapping his arm around his waist, steadying him from behind.

"Already tired?" Sasuke taunted, pressing his lower body against Naruto's, alerting him to the not so subtle bulge in his own trousers.

"Such a bastard," Naruto accused him again, but twisted around in his hold, sliding his hand underneath the waistband of Sasuke's trousers; his fingers closed around the hard girth.

Sharingan flashed and Naruto grinned as he leant forwards, kissing Sasuke while he started moving his hand. As a Kage he also had a duty: that of keeping his people happy.

Or in this case, keeping his lover happy. Good thing Naruto was not the type to shirk his duties!

The End


AN2: Next time I should have a more serious oneshot. Until then, I hope this wasn't too awful!

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