I don't own any of this Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon and Jurassic Park/World belongs to Universal.


Lincoln and Clyde were the last ones to wake up the next morning. They exited out from the bunk room, stretching as they yawned loudly. "Boy, those were some comfy beds." Clyde exclaimed.

Lincoln agreed, but is more focused on one thing. "I wonder what's for breakfast?" The two went on over to the food bank, in the tanks is all kinds of cereal for them to choose from.

They eventually picked Cheerios to eat, picking up some bowels that they quickly filled in, the boys head on over to one of the couches to eat. They've began to eat when the elevator opened up, Yaz entered feeling greatly energized. "Good morning Yaz, what you've been up to?" Clyde asked.

"I've been on a morning run. You should try it, it's a good exercise." Yaz replied.

"No thanks Yaz. Me and Clyde can't do that, I'm sure if my sister Lynn was here though, she would gladly join you." Lincoln informed.

"She has the right idea." Yaz pointed out as she walked off to take a shower, leaving Lincoln and Clyde to eat their breakfast, they got about halfway done when a troubled looking Darius came in.

"Hey Darius, is everything alright?" Lincoln asked.

"No" Darius sighed as he sat himself down on the couch across from them. "I got into some trouble last night."

"What happened?" Clyde asked in concern.

Darius sighed sadly, before telling them. "Brooklyn, Kenji, and I, have snuck out last night to see the compy from yesterday. Only, we ended up at a enclosure that held velociraptors."

"Velociraptors?!" They both said in alarm for they both knew that raptors were very dangerous animals from their curved toe claws and frightening intelligence.

"Yes velociraptors. Anyway Kenji had accidentally dropped Brooklyn's phone into the pen, he went in to go get it and then this raptor with a blue streak came out. Kenji angered her by flashing the phone's camera and she attacked him, I tried to distract her by breaking one of pipes to send steam out, only it went out just when I jumped down where three more raptors appeared. We were only saved by the skin of our necks thanks to Dave, Roxie, and other workers. It's safe to say that we got in massive trouble."

"Sorry to hear that Darius." Clyde said.

"Yeah, now I really gotta make sure that I don't get into anymore trouble, or else I'm going to be sent home." This greatly scared him as Darius didn't want to be sent home, not after so long of trying to get here.

"Don't worry Darius, as long as you keep up some good behavior, you'll still be here." Lincoln reassured.

"I hope so guys." He replied glumly.

The elevator doors opened up again, this time it was Dave who stepped in with enthusiasm. "Guess what campers? Today is the day we go see some lab stuff!"

"Oh!" Sammy comes in from the deck with excitement. "Are we going to be seeing babies?"

"We might. Now let's get a move on shall we." Dave opens up the elevator, holding it open for the approaching kids. Ben meanwhile places in extra hand sanitizer into his fanny pack as he knew that the place they were going to is crawling with germs.

The elevator brings them to ground level, stepping out of the elevator, they could see the jeep waiting for them on the other side of the wooden bridge. They all approached in excitement for it was going to be so cool on seeing one of the labs that made these prehistoric animals, well almost all of them as Darius and Kenji is about to find out as Roxie handed them some snow shovels.

"What's the deal with this?" Kenji questioned.

"Well boys." Roxie slowly lead the two to the side of the path. "Since you pulled that stunt last night. You two have poop cleaning duty." She places the two near a big pile of dung that had flies buzzing around.

The two looked back disgusted, while the other campers held their noses from the horrible stench. "Enjoy cleaning this up, boys. We're going to the genetics lab." Roxie leads the other campers away towards the jeep, while Dave stayed behind and tossed something to Darius who caught it. "Cologne. That'll help with the smell. And the ladies. What-what? But mostly the smell. The stench of dinosaur poop can really linger." Dave gets himself inside the jeep, Darius tried to say something in protest, but the jeep already drives off.

From their seats, Lincoln and Clyde watched the increasingly distancing boys with sympathy. "Man, talk about a dirty job." Clyde stated.

"Yeah, no doubt Lana would've liked it." And Lincoln knew that he was right, Lana would be having a field day on picking up that large pile of poop.

Yasmina couldn't help but overhear their conversation and inserted herself in. "Who's Lana?"

"My little sister." Lincoln answered.

"You got two sisters?"

This made Lincoln chuckle a bit as that was an amusing question. "No, I got ten."

"Ten sisters?!" Yaz exclaimed in surprise.

"Yeah, I come from a rather large family." Lincoln briefly explained.

"Boy, that sure must be a hoot!" Sammy said.

"Oh yeah, we're basically the loudest family in Royal Woods, and in my household only one word can completely describe us: Chaos!"

"I can imagine." Yaz replied, she can only think of what could go on in this guy's house. Meanwhile; Brooklyn is leaning against the trunk door, looking disappointly down at her phone as she was dropping followers, with some asking on when they were going to see cool stuff? Sammy wanting to make her feel better, kindly suggested that she take a video of dinosaur eggs.

Ben however is rubbing his hand sanitizer all over him as he hummed a song. "Do you think that you got enough hand sanitizer on you?" Lincoln asked.

"I want to be extra careful. Who knows what kind of creepy dino goo is at that lab? Gotta be ready for anything. The world is a grab-bag of gross, and we're all just along for the moist, sticky roller coaster ride called life." Ben explained to them.

After a moment of silence, Clyde picks up the hand sanitizer. "I better get some on myself." Clyde now proceeds to rub the sanitizer all over his hands, Lincoln meanwhile had noticed that they just passed a sign for the genetics lab. Upon seeing that they were nearly there, he decided to share something that would impress the others.

"You know my sister Lisa actually helps creates dinosaurs for the park." The campers turned their attention to him as that was surprising news. "No fooling?" Brooklyn asked.

"Oh yeah, she gave them a lot of dinosaurs ever since she was hired. She was actually in the progress of making some new ones for the park, before I left."

"It must be an honor for her to be working for Jurassic World." Sammy said.

"Yeah, it gives her some free time. Though it wasn't easy at first, considering she's only four years old."

"Four? Your sister? A four year old? Makes dinosaurs for the largest theme park in the world?" Yaz exclaimed in surprise and shock.

"Yeah, Lisa is very intelligent for her age. It's a surprise you haven't heard of her." Lincoln replied.

"You have a strange family." Yaz chuckled.

"You have no idea."


They at last reached the genetics lab and the first thing Brooklyn did when they entered the building is pull out her phone. "What's good, BrookeLanders? Today, I'm coming to you from one of Jurassic World's coolest remote genetics labs!"

They entered the main lab; which is a circular shape with many roll over desks with lab equipment on them, flat screen computers on the walls with readouts of DNA structures and other genetic things, there's also a good collection of amber on the middle wall, but the thing that got them excited the most were the hatcheries that's full of eggs. All around the lab, scientist walked around doing their work.

"It's so shiny in here." Sammy beamed.

"Lisa would've loved working in this place." Lincoln commented, he knew that Lisa would've definitely liked those computers on the walls.

"This is a rare window into the park's inner workings. Not just anyone can come here, you know." Roxie explained with her hands behind her back. "Yep, this is where the magic happens." Dave added, he then beamed up as he spotted the man that ran the lab. "Doc Wu-Wu! Guess who's ready to have a blastocyst from the pastocyst! The mitosis with the mosisis!"

Wu looked up from a batch of eggs he was studying and looked to them with regard, before looking back at his clipboard as Dave and Roxie approached him while Dave was still talking. "We're ready for some chromosomes, my bro-mosome. Wu, there it is! I can do more."

"Please don't." Roxie said to him as she fallowed Wu, who still had his eyes on his clipboard. "We're here for the tour, Dr. Wu. Camp Cretaceous?" She explained to Wu who looked to her a little. "Mrs. Dearing should have mentioned."

"I'm sorry." Wu began while placing down his clipboard on a desk. "But Mr. Masrani has accelerated the timetable for our newest exhibit yet again." He casually takes a piece of amber out of Sammy's hand, before fully looking at Roxie. "I simply don't have time to spend the afternoon babysitting children."

Wu then notices Brooklyn filming a woman scientist, who was busy looking over a cylinder. Calmly Wu approached her and places a hand on her shoulder. "Young lady, no recording in the lab."

"But that's kind of my whole deal." Brooklyn protested. "You see, I have my own web channel-" Wu didn't care in the slightest. "And that's germane because?" Before turning around to address his assistant, but Brooklyn had just came up with an idea that will allow her to continue to record in the lab.

"I'm sorry, doctor. I just wanted my followers to meet the genius who brought dinosaurs back to life. I mean, without you, there is no Jurassic World. But, hey, if you wanna toil in the shadows while Masrani and John Hammond get all the credit, I respect that. It's about the work."

Wu turns to Brooklyn, now very interested about Brooklyn's web show. "How many people watch this web show of yours?"

"Oh, about millions." Brooklyn replied with a smile as she now knew that she had Wu hooked. Wu hands his clipboard to his assistant and then turned to her as he adjusted his lab coat. "Alright, just this once. I'll allow you to record in the lab, so that you can interview me."

Brooklyn gives him a thumbs up and points her phone to him, where she presses record. "Okay, Dr. Wu, you're on."

Wu clears his throat to begin his speech to the world. "Hello, I'm Dr. Henry Wu, PHD. Welcome to one of our satellite Jurassic World genetics labs. I like to say that creating a dinosaur takes TIME, T, technology; I, ingenuity; and M-E, me."

As this happened, Lincoln and Clyde had wondered over to the hatcheries, practically almost having their noses touching them. The two have seen dinosaur eggs before, thanks to Lisa and her machine, but it was always cool to be seeing dinosaurs eggs up close.

"Pretty cool, ain't I right guys." Dave asked as he walked up behind them.

"Sure is Dave, do you know what species of eggs are these?" Clyde asked.

"Not sure, but your free on asking one of the scientist." Dave then gasped in amazement, looking back to the eggs Lincoln and Clyde are wonderfully surprise to see that one of the eggs were moving.

"You guys, look! Oh, I think one of these eggs is about to hatch." Dave announced to the other campers, Wu who had just told Sammy that his office is a restricted area, immediately looked over in attention. "That's not possible."

The other campers gathered around as a robotic arm lowered down and held the shaking egg in place as a crack appeared on top of the egg. Wu meanwhile went up to the computer to check in on some data. "That ankylosaurus has only been incubating for ten weeks."

The egg continues to shake, until at the bottom the shell broke open, revealing a small club tail. The baby breaks through more of the egg, spilling egg juice on Ben's shirt, who freaked out on the stuff that spilled on him. Now with most of the egg broken, the baby sat there with the top of the egg covering her head, she shakes to get it off, then rolls backwards into Ben's hands.

Holding her gently, Ben places her down on the hatchery and removed the top part of the egg from her, revealing her head that had one head bump shorter than the other. The baby ankylosaurus squealed at Ben who instantly fell in love with her.

"She's cute." Clyde remarked.

"One of its head bumps is shorter than the other." Brooklyn pointed out as she recorded the baby ankylosaurus.

Wu immediately got off the computer upon hearing what Brooklyn said. "Asymmetry? In my lab?" Grabbing his clipboard from his assistant, Wu went on over to the group, while Ben continued to hold her in his hand. "She's so tiny."

"But she won't stay tiny for long." Roxie informed to Ben, before looking to Wu who stood behind Ben and Brooklyn. "Right?"

"That's the idea." Shouldering his way in front of Brooklyn, Wu leaned down to get a closer look at the new arrival for Isla Nublar. "All the dinosaurs go through an accelerated growth cycle. They're supposed to incubate for thirteen weeks with no noticeable defects, but apparently this one slipped through."

"I think she looks perfect." Lincoln pointed out.

"A defect, is a defect young man." Wu told him, turning to look at him, Wu raised his eyebrow in interest. "Have I seen you before? You look familiar."

"I'm Lisa's brother. You may have seen me in the background during one of her conferences." Lincoln explained.

"Ah yes, she's a smart young lady. I should be expecting her new assets sometime this week." Wu now walked away to attend to his private office.

Ben meanwhile; places the baby ankylosaurus down gently on the hatchery, she squeals happily as she walked around. "Oh man, I wish I got a camera with me. My sister's would love to see this." Lincoln exclaimed.

"You know she needs a name." Clyde pointed out.

"That she does Clyde." Lincoln agreed.

"I already got a perfect name for her." Ben said with love. "Bumpy"

"Bumpy?" Yaz asked.

"It fits her unique design." Ben told her.

They continued to watch Bumpy walk around for quite some time, until she tripped and rolled on to her back, Ben lovingly picked her up and brought her close to his face. Roxie smiled from the bond that is being unfolded in front of her. "Well, that's it, Ben. Looks like you live here now."

"Time for you all to leave now." Wu suddenly demanded. Surprised they looked over to see Wu bringing Brooklyn over to them. He was upset as he had just caught her looking through his notes in his office.

"Clearly, this group has no respect for my lab."

"But what about Bumpy?" Ben asked as he still held her in his hands. Wu impatiently walked over, taking Bumpy out of his hands. "The asset will soon be released into a herd of ankylosauruses. Then she'll be their problem, just like you all will cease to be my problem when you leave."

"Well that's a little harsh." Clyde said.

"Well bros, time to hit the road. We are not wanted here." Dave exclaimed. He along with Roxie lead the campers away from the lab, Ben glances for one last look at Bumpy who cried for him.


Coming out of the genetics lab, they all headed back for the parked jeep. "Sorry for cutting this short kids, but this is why we respect the rules that are given to us. I hope you learn something from all this Brooklyn." Roxie said as she got in the jeep with Dave.

Brooklyn doesn't say anything in response as she climbed herself in the back of the jeep. After everyone is settled and buckled up, the jeep drove off back towards camp. "Nice going on getting us kicked out, popstar." Yaz snarked.

"Hey, I just wanted to see some cool stuff for my followers." Brooklyn defended herself.

"Well that wasn't a good idea." Lincoln points out.

"Do you think Bumpy will be ok?" Ben suddenly asked the others.

"Don't worry Ben, I'm sure she'll be alright." Clyde reassured as he placed a hand on his back.

"I hope so." Ben replied in worry for she was just so tiny and helpless.


The sun is now setting by the time they got back. The jeep parks right in front of Darius and Kenji who for some reason were panting and sweaty. "Hey, guys." Darius addresses them through pants.

"Why are you two so out of breath?" Roxie asked a bit suspicious as Darius walked over to the jeep. "Just doing the job we're told." He answered innocently, Darius then turned to the others. "How was the field trip?"

"Oh, well, um, you know, Ben fell in love with a dinosaur, and Super Star here got us booted from the lab." Yaz answered.

"That is not what happened." Brooklyn protested.

"How'd poop patrol go?" Sammy enthusiastically asked. Darius struggled to answer, but Kenji beats him to it. "Awesome! You all should've seen how I owned-"

"This valuable experience!" Darius quickly interrupted. "We learned a lot about ourselves and, uh... Yep!"

Roxie took a sniff and repulsed a bit. "Oh, well, then, hit the showers. And maybe stay in there for a while?"

"And use soap." Ben added as the jeep took off across the bridge and parked in front of the elevator. They all got off and headed for it as Dave and Roxie got out as well. "Make sure to get excited for tomorrow! As you are all going to be driving Gyrospheres tomorrow!"

"Ah, sweet!" Lincoln exclaimed.

Clyde agreed. "That's going to be tons of fun."

Getting back up to their cabin, the kids separate to do their own things. Lincoln stepped passed the couch when he sets his eyes over to a foosball table, Clyde stepped up next to him and fallowed his best friend's gaze.

They both looked to each other with smiles. "You thinking about what I'm thinking?" Lincoln asked.

The two quickly raced on over to the foosball table and proceeded to play a round. The ball goes back and forth as they blocked each other from getting a goal. "So today was interesting." Clyde spoke up as he blocked Lincoln.

"Yeah, the lab was nice and it was cool seeing Bumpy being born." Clyde manages to make a goal, Lincoln took it out and proceeded to play another round.

"She sure was a cute little girl. Ben definitely taken a liking to her, too bad we were forced to leave so soon." Clyde blocks Lincoln again.

"If only Brooklyn wasn't snooping." Lincoln hits the ball hard, it rolls down and gets into Clyde's goal. "Boy, that was a shot!"

"Good one Lincoln." Clyde complimented.

Kenji and Darius soon entered the cabin, as Lincoln and Clyde played they overheard Darius explained to Kenji that the dinosaurs didn't die out because of their farts. "I still don't see how it wasn't, I mean have you smelled a dinosaur fart."

"Kenji, it's been highly accepted that it was an asteroid that did it."

"Whatever man, I still think it was their farts." The two along with their conversation faded when they leave the room, earning Lincoln and Clyde to look at each other with question locked on their faces.

"What was that all about?" Clyde question.

"I don't know Clyde, but I do know this. If Lynn was around at the time, then her farts would've killed the dinosaurs." The two boys laughed for that was definitely true.

They continued to play a couple more rounds of foosball, by the end Clyde had won the tournament. "Well good game Clyde."

"Good game." The two do their handshake, then Clyde glances over to the window where he sees that it is dark. "Whoa! We've definitely been busy playing for a while."

"Well it was an intense game." Lincoln justified to himself.

"Hey guys!" Sammy came running into the area with a smile.

"What's up Sammy?" Lincoln asked.

"Darius is going to tell us a story. Come on." Sammy rushes out towards the fire pit.

"A camp fire story. Now that's a camp activity." Lincoln exclaimed.

"And you can't have one without marshmallows." Clyde said.

"You got that right, buddy." The two quickly went over to the cabinets and took out a bag of marshmallows. Now with the marshmallows in hand, the two race out to hear Darius's story.


Sharing the marshmallows with the others, the campers listened to Darius as he told his scary story, or at least he tried to, as everytime he got to the scary part he kept getting interrupted by Brooklyn first, then Sammy, and finally Ben. What really stopped his story however was when rain began to come down, plus abruptly stopping this campfire story.

They quickly rush inside to avoid getting drenched, Lincoln clenched the bag of marshmallows to his stomach, so that they wouldn't get soggy. Coming back to the food area, Lincoln placed the bag back into the cabinet. "Well the marshmallows are safe." Lincoln informed Clyde as he wiped away water on his glasses.

"That's great, though poor Darius. He didn't get to finish his story."

"Yeah, it's a real shame to. He was getting to the good part." Lincoln agreed as felt water go down his cheeks.

The rain began to really come down from what they heard as it hit the roof. Clyde glances over to the clock on the wall to see that they have about twenty minutes left before lights out. "I suppose we still have enough time to contact our families."

Lincoln looked over to the clock as well. "Looks like it." Not wanting to waste time Lincoln and Clyde head for the bunk room to start on either video chatting or work on another letter.

Of course they couldn't wait for tomorrow as with driving Gyrospheres, it was going to get very exciting for the two boys.