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The day of the wedding arrived faster than Dipper had anticipated. Bill, true to his word, had transformed his usual chaotic domain into something that could pass for a grand, albeit unconventional, wedding venue. The sky was a swirling canvas of iridescent colors, and the ground beneath Dipper's feet shimmered with a strange, otherworldly light.

Dipper stood in front of a mirror, adjusting the outfit Bill had provided. It was a sleek, tailored suit made from a material that seemed to shimmer with every movement. The suit was designed to fit snugly, accentuating his slender frame and highlighting the subtle curves of his body, particularly around his hips and ass. The sensation of wearing something so revealing and elegant made Dipper feel both self-conscious and oddly empowered.

A soft knock on the door interrupted his thoughts. He turned to see Bill standing there, in a human form. He looked sharp, dressed in a tailored black suit with a golden tie, his blond hair neatly combed and his single eye now appearing as two piercing blue ones. Despite the human disguise, the aura of power and mischief around him was unmistakable.

"Looking good, Pine Tree," Bill said with a grin. "Ready for the big day?"

Dipper swallowed hard, trying to calm his nerves. "As ready as I'll ever be."

Bill's grin softened slightly. "Don't worry, Dipper. I've made sure everything is perfect. Your family is safe, and this ceremony will be something you'll never forget."

Dipper nodded, taking a deep breath. "Alright. Let's do this."

The ceremony was held in a grand hall that Bill had conjured out of the dreamscape. The walls were adorned with floating, glowing symbols, and the air was filled with a hauntingly beautiful melody that seemed to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. Rows of ethereal seats were filled with Bill's strange and terrifying friends, all watching with keen interest.

At the front of the hall stood Gideon, looking both smug and curious, having been invited by Bill to witness the occasion. He waved at Dipper with a mocking smile, but Dipper ignored him, focusing instead on the surreal events unfolding before him.

Bill took Dipper's hand, leading him to the center of the hall. A figure dressed in dark robes stood before them, presiding over the ceremony. The officiant's features were hidden, but their voice echoed with an ancient power.

"We are gathered here today," the officiant began, "to witness the union of Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines. A union forged in the fires of chaos and sealed by the bonds of an unbreakable contract."

Dipper's heart pounded in his chest as the officiant continued, speaking words of power and binding. Bill's gaze never left him, and despite the circumstances, there was a sincerity in his eyes that Dipper hadn't expected.

When it came time for the vows, Bill spoke first. He took Dipper's hands in his, his grip firm and warm. "Dipper Pines, from the moment I saw you, I knew you were different. Your determination, your courage, your relentless pursuit of knowledge—it drew me in. Today, I promise to protect you and share with you the secrets of the universe, and to stand by your side, no matter what chaos we face."

Dipper swallowed hard, his mouth dry. He glanced at the bizarre congregation, feeling their eyes on him, and took a deep breath. "Bill Cipher, you've caused a lot of chaos in my life, but you've also shown me things I never thought possible. I don't fully trust you, but I'm willing to take this step. I promise to learn from you, to challenge you, and to never forget why I'm doing this."

The officiant nodded, their face hidden but their approval clear. "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you bound by contract and by union. You may seal your vows."

Bill leaned in, his lips brushing against Dipper's in a kiss that sent a shiver down his spine. It was a strange mix of warmth and otherworldly energy, and for a moment, Dipper felt a connection that transcended their differences.

As they pulled away, the hall erupted in applause, the sound mingling with the haunting melody that filled the air. Bill turned to the crowd, his grin triumphant. "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, my spouse and apprentice, Dipper Pines!"

Dipper glanced around, seeing a mixture of curiosity and approval on the faces of Bill's friends. They were safe, and for now, that was enough.

As the ceremony came to an end, Bill's friends and allies came forward to offer their congratulations. Some were terrifying creatures from realms beyond comprehension, while others were strange beings who seemed almost human. Gideon approached, his expression smug.

"Well, well, well, Dipper. Never thought I'd see the day you'd marry a demon. Guess you really will do anything for power."

Dipper met Gideon's gaze with a determined look. "I'd do anything to survive, even if it means making a deal with the devil."

Bill laughed, clapping Dipper on the back. "That's the spirit, Pine Tree! Now, let's enjoy the celebration. We've got a lot of work ahead of us."

As the festivities began, Dipper found himself navigating a world of supernatural beings and dark magic. It was a far cry from the life he had known, but with Bill by his side and his family safe, he was ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.

In the heart of Weirdmageddon, amidst the chaos and the darkness, Dipper Pines stood beside his new spouse and mentor, determined to carve out a future in this strange new world.