A/N: Welcome everyone to a rather strange, sick and twisted idea I came up with because I am one strange dude. You know me as DJ Wolfenstein author to A Fairy's New Wings, A Jedi Warrior Of Peace, Goken The Brother Of Goku and The Metal Armed Assassin. Now I know none of those stories are done but, it's my life I can write what I want. Don't worry I'll be changing what I write for so I don't burn out on writing them. Anyway you know my deal write a review if you enjoy it, no flames/disrespectful reviews ect. Enjoy!
Note: I don't own anything related to Total Drama in anyway shape or from.
"Total" - Speaking
'Drama' - Thinking
"Island" - Flashback
Chapter 1 - 23 Campers and A Crappy Island!
Total Drama Island
A man in his mid thirties had walked onto a dock into frame with a cheesy grin. "Yo! We're coming to you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka Ontario! I'm your host Chris McLean! Dropping Season One of the hottest new reality show on television right now!" Chris started walking along the dock. "Here the deal. 23 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks at this crummy summer camp." He stops his walk. "They'll compete in challenges against their fellow campers. Every three days one team will either win a reward or watch their team members walk down the dock of shame and take a ride on the boat of losers, and never comeback ...EVER!" He grinned as he gestured to the dock.
Campfire Site
"Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies!" Chris pointed at the camp fire pit. "Where all but one camper will receive this!" He pointed to sticks with marshmallows on them. "A Marshmallow." Chris picked one stick up and ate the marshmallow before tossing the stick. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded." Chris pulls out chessy tabloid magazines and a treasure chest out of thin air. "Cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune. Which they will probably blown in a week."
Dock
Chris stood in the middle of the dock. "Every moment will be caught on the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right now on…" He took a deep breath. "TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!"
Theme Song For The Show
The intern gave Chris the signal once they were live as Chris smiled. "Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right. It's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd be staying at this five star resort so if they seemed PO'd that's probably why." Right on cue the boat dropped of the first camper a farm girl that Chris turned to with a grin. "Beth what's up?"
Beth had ran up to hug the host making him give a weird look. "It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth let him go giving him a weird look. "Wow your much shorter in real life."
Hris dusted himself off with a raised eyebrow. "Uh..thanks?" Beth walked off as he looked to see another camper arrive so he walked up to meet him. "DJ."
"Yo Chris McLean. How's it going?" DJ gave Chris a high five before looking around the camp. "Hey you're sure we got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" Chris confirmed that DJ was at the right place as the large jamaican man picked up his bags walking off. "Looked a lot different on the application form."
"Hey Gwen." Chris smiled as the goth girl sighed.
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen looked around the campgrounds and the run down cabins.
Chris chuckled. "No you're staying here! My cribs is an airstream with AC that way." Chris smirked.
"I did not sign up for this." Chris soon pulled out her contract that Gwen then ripped.
Chris smirked. "The great thing about lawyers is." He pulled out a copy. "They make lots of copies."
Gwen groaned. "I am not staying here." Gwen grabbed her bags to leave.
"Cool I hope you can swim though." The boat had left. "Cause your ride just left."
"Jerk." Gwen muttered as she walked back while another boat had shown up with a cowboy in a pink shirt had been dancing before flipping off the boat.
"Wassup! Chris. It's an honor to meet you man!" The cowboy fistbumped him.
"Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island man!"
"Thanks man!" Geoff grinned.
"If they say man one more time I'm gonna puke." That got looks of concern from Beth and DJ who looked at Gwen who crossed her arms in annoyance.
Chris looked to the dock to introduce the next competitor. "Everyone this is Lindsey." The blonde bombshell waved to everyone with a smile as Chris whispered to the camera. "Not too shabby."
Lindsey had walked up to Chris. "You look so familiar!" The blonde pointed to Chris as he grinned.
"I'm Chris McLean." She just blinked staring at him with a confused look. "...The host of the show?"
"Oh that's where I know you from!"
Chris muttered something about her not being too bright as he turned to see another camper stepping off the boat. "Heather." Soon the next camper arrived which turned out to be a punk looking guy. "Duncan."
The punk just looked at Chris. "I don't like surprises."
"Yeah your parole officer warned me about that, man." He chuckled. "He also said to give him a hollar anytime to take you back to juvie."
Duncan just shrugged. "Okay then." He started walking towards the group of campers. "Meet you by the campfire gorgeous." He smirked at Heather.
"Drop dead you goof." Heather scoffed as she walked to the back of the group. "I'm calling my parents you can not make me stay here."
Chris waved around her contract with a smirk as the next boat had someone skiing jock in a red tracksuit and headband behind it. "Ladies and gentlemen Tyler!" Tyler ended up slipping and rolled across the water before flying through the air landing in the pile of luggage which made one suitcase flies into the air and splash down into the water soaking Heather. "Wicked wipeout man!" Tyler gave a thumbs up showing he was okay.
Another boat had arrived that dropped off the next camper who stood 5'11 had black shoulder length hair, he was wearing a black t-shirt with a navy blue jacket over it, with typical blue jeans while weaing black and blue sneakers, his eyes were a light lapis blue. "Alex! Welcome to the island."
Alex fist bumped Chris with a smile. "Thanks dude. Awesome to meet you." Alex walked to the rest of the group and saw DJ. "What's up big guy?"
DJ high fived him with a smile. "Not much man."
Chris heard a deep sigh turning to see the next camper. "Welcome to camp Harold." Harold just looked at Chris blankley which confused everyone else.
Beth had to ask so she whispered. "What's he looking at?" Only response was shrugs and a few shivers.
"So you mean this show is at some crappy summer camp and not on some big stage?" Harold got a nod from Chris before he smiled. "YES! That's so much more favorable to my skills." Chris shivered shaking.
Alex chuckled. "...Yeah if that skill involves his mom's basement." Alex got some laughs from the other campers.
"Now our next camper Trent!" Chris fist bumped the guitar player when he walked up.
"Hey Chris McLean saw you at that figure skating show. Nice work."
"Thanks man. I knew I rocked that show!" Chris smiled.
"I saw that." Beth said as she pointed to her head. "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head and they got immunity that week."
"Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head." Harold earned a raised eyebrow from Alex.
"Really? Cause I think you had enough of that when you were a baby." Alex smirked crossing his arms.
"Hey.." Alex patted Harold on his back apologetically.
"I'm sorry man you walked right into that one. I couldn't resist."
"That's fine. I guess I did walk right into that one." Harold said as Trent took a place next to Gwen as he smiled at her which got her to turn away.
The boat dropped off a blonde with a surfboard and ponytail. "Alright our suffer chick Bridgette is here!"
Duncan scoffed. "Yeah nice board. This isn't Malibu honey."
Bridgette shrugged. "I thought we were gonna be on a beach?"
"We are!" Chris grinned as the camera caught a shot of the polluted beach and a seagull with a plastic soda holder around its neck as the water tok the bird.
"Great…" Bridgette seems to be disappointed before she bent down to grab her bag unaware that she knocked Chris in the head with her board.
Chris rubbed his head. "Ow! Darn it! That hurt!" He groaned in pain. 'Makeup is gonna need to do some serious work.'
Bridgette walked up as Geoff smiled and greeted her and when she turned to look at him the boys had to duck to avoid her board. Only when Beth said something they had to duck a second time to avoid her board.
Heather was annoyed. "Alright we met surfer girl can we please get on with the show please?" She finished ringing out her hair.
Duncan smirked. "Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning?"
Heather was annoyed by it and scoffed. "Get bent."
The boat dropped off another camper as Chris rubbed his head. "Our...ngh..next camper is Noah!"
Noah walked towards Chris. "You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?"
"I'm sure someone did." He already got it before the show but, where's the fun in it so he tossed it in the trash before the show started.
Noah rolled his eyes. "Wonderful...Is that where were staying?"
"No it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party." Duncan smiled as he popped his knuckles after palming one of his fists.
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?" Noah deadpanned as Duncan grabbed his lip.
"Yeah, you want one?"
"Ugh...No thanks can I have my lip back please?" Duncan let him go with a grin. "Thanks."
"What's up y'all! Leshawna's in the house!" Everyone looked to see a black tenager walkint towards them with a wave while Harold gasped. "Hey baby, how you doing?" She high fived Chris as she walked by. "Feel free to quit now and save yourself the trouble cause, I came to win." She got some campers to chuckle at her jokes as she walked up to DJ. "Oh what's up my brother give me some sugar baby!" She and DJ high fived.
Harold looked at her weirdly. "I've never seen a girl like you in real life before."
"Excuse me?"
"Your real big and loud!"
"What did you just say to me!? Oh no you didn't! You have not seen something yet! I'll show you big!" DJ and Bridgette tried to hold her back as Harold started acting like he knows Kung Fu.
Alex looked to Noah and whispered. "Should I grab a shovel since he'll need it." Noah chuckled at the joke.
Chris decided to break it up now. "Alright campers settle down!" He walked up to the two in matching clothes. "Ladies Katie and Sadie. Welcome to your home for the next eight weeks."
"Oh my gosh! Look! It's a summer camp!" Katie gushed with Sadie
"I always wanted to go to summer camp!"
"EEEEEEEE!"
Alex was now confused. "...Which is which?"
"...I'm not sure." Trent was just as confused as he was.
Chris rubbed his head before seeing another camper arrive. "Ezekiel! What's up man?"
Ezekiel looked up pointing to the air. " I think I see a bird, eh." Trent chuckles while everyone else was confused.
"Okay..look I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay?" Chris just looked at him in hopes he gets it.
"That's just ...wow." Gwen shook her head dumbfounded.
The boat came by again. "Cody! The Code-ster! The Code-meister!" Cody flashed a grin as he and Chris high fived.
"Dude, psyche to be here." Cody walked up to the ladies who had shown up. "I see that ladies have already arrived." He gave a wink to them only for them to roll their eyes and when he went to say something to Leshawna she put a finger to his lips.
"Save it short stuff." Cody grinned as he took his place.
"Eva! Nice to see you here!" The bodybuilder just ignored Chris and walked up to the other campers as she nailed Cody in the shin with her bag.
Cody yelped as he held his shin. "What's inside? Dumbbells?"
"Yes."
Duncan looked at DJ. "She's all your man."
"WOOOOO-HOOOO!" Everyone looked to see a large ball of joy arrive. "Chris! What's happening!" He laughed to himself. "This is awesome! WOOOO-HOOOO!"
Chris smiled. "Owen! Welcome!" Chris was greeted by a bear hug.
"SO AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN!" Owen let Chris go. "Man this is just so!?" He was trying to find the right word to describe it.
Alex just smirked. "Awesome?"
"YES! Awesome! WOO-HOO! Are you going to be on my team!?"
Alex smiled. "I sure hope so."
When Owen was done Chris could greet the next camper. "Meet Courtney."
Chris helped her off the boat. "Thank you." She made her way to the others. "Hello you must be the other contestants."
Owen ran up to greet her. "Hey! I'm Owen!"
Courtney's shook Owen's hand. "Nice to meet you O ...wow." She trailed off as she saw the next camper. Everyone was in pure awe because he was incredibly handsome that would pass for a model.
"This is Justin." Chris said to the rest of the group before fist bumping him. "Welcome to Total Drama Island."
"Thanks Chris great to be here." Justin smiled.
"Just so you know we picked you based entirely on your looks."
Justin smirked. "I can live with that." He walked to the rest of the group.
"Dude! I like your pants!" Owne pointed to Justin's jeans.
"Thanks man."
"They look like they're worn out! Did you buy the like that?"
"Um...No just had them for awhile."
"Cool…" Owen facepalmed. "Stupid…"
"Hey everyone! Izzy!" Everyone looked to the girl with orange hair.
"Hi, Chris!" She waved before slipping and slamming her chin on the dock and falling into the water.
"Ouch! That was bad!" Tyler laughed at Izzy's accident.
Alex had walked up to Izzy and helped her onto the dock as she shook herself dry. "You okay?"
"Yeah that felt so good ...beside for hitting my chin." Izzy stood up. "So this is summer camp? Do you have papier-mache here or lunch?"
"That's a good call! We need lunch!" Owen perked up at the mention of food.
"First we need a group photo for the promo's! Everyone on the end of the dock!" The campers all walked to the end of the dock and all scooted together as they adopted a pose for the photo. "Okay! 1..2..3!" Snap. "Oops sorry forgot the lens cap." Chris removed it. "Okay! Hold that pose! 1..2..no wait! Cards full."
Leshawna rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Come on man my face is starting to freeze."
"Okay got it! Now everyone say Wawanakwa!" Chris smiled.
"Wawanakwa-AHH!" Everyone yelled as the dock broke from under them and caused them to all fall into the water as Chris snapped the picture.
"Okay guys dry off and meet at the campfire in ten!" He chuckled at the campers little swim. Once everyone got dried off they all sat or stood at the campfire pit. "This is camp Wawanakwa your home for the next eight weeks. The campers around you will be your cabin mates, your competition and, maybe even your friends ya dig. The camper who survives the longest without being voted off will win 100,000 dollars."
Duncan smiled as he had a question. "Excuse me what will be the sleeping arrangements? Because, I'd like a bunk under her." He pointed a thumb back at Heather.
Heather crossed her arms. "Their not co ed are they?"
Chris shook his head. "No the girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
Lindsey smiled. "Oh Kyle can I have a bunk with a lake view cause I'm the prettiest."
"Okay you are. But, that's not how it works here." The host frowned. "And its Chris."
"I have to live with Sadie or I'll die." Katie took her friend's hand.
"And I'll break out into hives. True story."
Gwen sighed. "This can not be happening."
Alex scoffed. "It's not that bad. Mostly." He looked to Duncan who was currently giving a noogie to a poor deer.
"Now before I split you up into teams we are going to have a surprise instant elimination challenge!" Chris smirked as the campers all had looks of shock.
Courtney looked at the host. "But, we just got here!"
Chris smiled. "I know. But, there is an odd number of you so to even out the teams you will compete in the first challenge which is an every camper for themselves paint bomb hide and seek!" That confused everyone. "Allow me to explain the rules." Chris pulled out a small ball that had a timer on it. "This is a paint bomb filled with orange paint. Whoever holds this is 'it' that camper must then seek out the rest of you and when they find you then they give you the paint bomb. There are no tag backs either and the timer is set for an hour." Chris smiled at the next part. "When this goes off the camper who is holding it will receive a new coat of paint and will immediately walk the dock of shame. With no shower." He chuckled. "So who wants to be first?"
No one said anything so Alex shrugged. "I'll do it."
"Awesome." Chris tossed it to him. "You will press the button to activate the timer on my mark." The others all took off to hide as he smiled. "Ready..Seek!"
Alex pressed the button giving him one hour to find someone. "Now let's see where to start first. Hmm...well the communal bathhouse is close so I'll start there." Alex walked off to the bathhouse.
Tyler
The jock was hiding in a stall standing on the toilet seat as he tried to keep quiet. "Okay as long as no one comes in here I'll be just fine."
"You sure about that?" Tyler looked to see Alex looking down at him causing him to freak. "I figured someone would hide here." He tossed the jock the bomb. "No hard feelings."
"Nah it's cool bro. I just gotta find someone quick." The jock walked out as Alex smiled.
"Well there's probably someone hiding in the mess hall right?" Alex crossed his arms. "Always start with what seems so easy."
Tyler smiled. "That's not a bad idea. Thanks dude." Tyler walked off as Alex walked away.
Tyler
The jock walked into the mess hall and thought he heard something in the kitchen so he smirked walking in and finding Owen who chuckled. Tyler tossed him the paint bomb before running away as Owen ran out of the kitchen and into the woods.
Owen
Owen ran into the woods with only 45 minutes left on the bomb so he had time only he needed to find someone. He got lucky finding Duncan and dropped it to Duncan who smiled as he knew where a certain nerd was hiding.
Duncan
Duncan found Harold hiding in one of the cabins and pulled him out from under the bunk. As the nerd smiled in fear Duncan shoved it into his chest before walking off. Harold looked to see it only had 30 minutes left on it so he booked it out of the cabin.
25 Minutes Left
Gwen was sitting somewhere in the woods and she thought she heard something and what she found was Lindsey who was screaming. 'She does realize everyone can hear her right?' Gwen rolled her eyes out of annoyance.
Ezekiel, Bridgette, Eva, Geoff, and Courtney
"I don't see a problem with this eh. I mean with us two guys around we'll keep these girls safe." That caught the girls attention.
Bridgette looked at Ezekiel angrily. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Ezekiel shrugged. "Well guys are much smarter and faster than girls especially in sports eh."
Geoff held in his laughter but, barely. "Oh snap he did not just say that!?"
Eva had grabbed him by his scrawny neck as Courtney opened the door as Eva threw him out with the greatest of ease as he slammed into the ground skidding to a stop. As the door slammed shut Harold placed it in his open hand walking away.
Cody and Trent
The two boys had been hiding out in the arts and crafts center and passed the time by talking about their favorite music.
"Really classical music? I never would've thought that you'd be a fan?" Trent crossed his arms.
"Yeah I'm not a huge fan of the electronic stuff coming out lately it just sounds too much like a computer being typed on."
10 Seconds
Ezekiel was panicking as he remembered what Chris said. "When this goes off the camper who is holding it will receive a new coat of paint and will immediately walk the dock of shame. With no shower."
5..
He gulped.
4..
"Oh no…"
3..2..1..
Everyone heard an explosion in the distance as they all looked to see the cloud of red paint.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...That was AWESOME!" Alex couldn't hold in the laugher as did the others so they all started laughing.
Chris walked over to Ezekiel who was covered in paint. "Well sorry bro if you had just kept your mouth shut this wouldn't have happened. Anyways the dock of shame is that way." Chris laughed.
"Can I atleast get a shower eh?"
"Let me think about that." Chris took a pause. "No. Can't have you dragging paint all over my island. Besides why waste a good coat of paint."
Dock Of Shame
Ezekiel had walked down the dock and climbed into the Boat Of Losers as everyone watched him leave.
Campfire
"Well wasn't that fun. That is only a taste of the challenges to come who here had fun?" Chris pulled out a clipboard. "Don't answer! Now I'm going to split you all into teams since we now have an even number of campers. When I call your name go stand over there." Chris gestured to the right side of the fire. "Gwen, Justin, Heather, Trent, Cody, Lindsey, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshanu, Noah." Those eleven all walked over to the right. "From now on your known as." Chris tossed them a flag. "The Screaming Gophers!"
Owen smiled. "Awesome! I'm a Gopher! Woo-hoo!"
Katie looked over in worry for her friend. "What about Satie?"
"The rest of you over here Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Satie, Izzy, Courtney, Alex, Duncan, Eva and, Harold. Move Move Move!" The other eleven walked over to the other side.
Sadie looked over at Katie. "But, Katie's a Gopher I have to be a Gopher!"
Courtney put a hand on her back. "It's okay Sadie is it? Come on." Courtney walked her over to her team.
"It's so unfair!" Katie sobbed. "I miss you Sadie!"
"I miss you too!" Alex figured they must be really close friends if being separated from each other is affecting them this much.
Chris tossed them a red flag. "You guys are officially known as." Harold unrolled it. "The Killer Bass!" He smiled. "Alright Campers your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition and during your confessions.
Confession
"You'll be able to share your innermost thoughts or make video diaries anytime you want to." Chris grinned. "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking or getting something off your chest."
*Static*
"Um..okay." Gwen deadpanned. "So far this place sucks."
*Static*
Lindsey was standing with her back to the camera. "I don't get it...where's the camera guy?"
*Static*
"So..this isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I honestly think my dad's description of military training makes this place look like a cake walk." Alex crossed his arms. "This should be an interesting eight weeks."
*Static*
Somehow a duck ended up in the confessional and was putting on lipstick.
*Static*
"Hey guys check this out. I have something very important to say." Owen lean forward and farted as he laughed.
*Static*
Cabins
"Alright any questions?" Chris looked around. "Cool. Gophers are in the east cabin and Bass are in the west cabin. Go get settled."
The teams opened up the doors to cabins as Heather looked inside. "Bunk beds? Isn't that a little summer camp?"
Gwen walked in passed her. "That's the idea genius."
"Shut it weird goth girl."
Alex was walking to the cabin and saw Cody get flung from the girls side making him laugh. "Nice try dude."
"Uh where's the outlet I need to plug in my straightening iron." Lindsey looked at Chris as Gwen passed her.
"There's some in the communal bathrooms across the way."
"Communal Bathrooms? But, I'm not Catholic."
Chris shook his head. "Not Comunion "Communal.""
Gwen sat on the steps. "It means we shower together...idiot."
Lindsey was silent for a second until. "Ah! No eh come on.."
Alex, Trent and, Owen all peaked out to see what was going on. "I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys right." No one said anything. "No it's not like I love chicks I just don't want to sleep near them..I mean!"
Alex laughed. "I got ya big guy I got ya."
Chris got everyone's attention. "You've got one hour to unpack and meet me at the main lodge starting.." Chris looked at his watch. "Now!"
Soon Lindsey caught everyone's attention with possibly the loudest scream they ever heard as a few peaked inside. "Oh man that white girl can scream."
Lindsey was standing on a stool afraid. "What is it!? Kill it!"
DJ gasped letting out a very unmanly scream jumping onto a bunk destroying the bottom bed as Gwen deadpanned. "That..was my bed.."
Everyone else tried stomping on it who weren't afraid as Duncan took an axe he stole...found...borrowed ...stole and chopped it in half.
Alex chuckled. "Well that's one way to do it." He noticed how they looked and smirked. "Like I said. Interesting eight weeks."
Main Lodge
"Listen up, I serve it three times a day." The large chef shouted making sure everyone was paying attention as Chris introduced him earlier so his name was Chef Hatchet which made the campers a bit scared. "And you'll eat it three times a day! So grab your tray, get your food and, sit your asses down now!"
"E-excuse me will we be getting the four major food groups?" Beth had stuttered when asking her question before going to sit down.
That caused Harold to say something. "Yeah..I get hyperglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar."
"Sit your ass down!" The chef had yelled right in his face making the nerd run.
Owen looked to Noah. "Have a cow."
"What was that? Come closer big guy. I didn't hear you."
"Uh I didn't say anything important." Owen grabbed his tray.
"I'm sure you didn't." Noah grabbed his tray. "You scrawny kid gimme your plate." Chef plopped down more whatever meat was on it only for it to cling to the scooper so he plopped another scoop onto Noah's tray.
Leshana looked at Eva and decided to be friendly. "Hey what's up girl." Eva just glared at her silently before walking away. "Oh it's gonna be like that is it?"
Chef didn't like her holding up the line. "NEXT!"
Alex slid his tray over as Chef gave him his food as Alex smiled. "Thanks Chef."
(Confessional)
"Finally a kid with some respect!" Chef grunted crossing his arms. "Do you know how hard it is to find a teenager who actually respects my job and eats my food without complaining?" He rolled his eyes.
Main Lodge
"Uh I think my food just moved.." Chef smashed the meat splattering it on his face and Gwens face. "Right..great." She took her tray and sat down.
After everyone got their food most were hesitant to eat except Alex who ate it like it was just another meal which got looks of confusion and disgust from his team. "What? It's not that bad."
Chris walked into the main lodge. "Welcome to the main lodge."
"Yo my man can we order a pizza?" That caused Chef to throw a butcher knife into the wall scarring everyone. "Woah! It's cool G its cool brown slop is cool heh..heh..right guys?" Everyone nodded out of fear as Alex finished his food.
"Your first challenge begins. In one hour!" Chris walked out of the lodge.
Sadie looked at DJ. "What do you think they'll make us do?"
"It's just a challenge how hard can it be?" DJ shrugged it off.
Flash
The two teams stood on top of a cliff in their swimsuits causing Alex to look at DJ. "You just had to say something."
"Okay today's challenge is three fold. Your first task is to jump off this one thousand high cliff into the lake. If you look below you'll see two target areas the larger area represents the part where we stuffed psychotic man eating sharks. The smaller circle is the safe zone that is your target area. With each member of your team jumps and hopefully survives..there will be a crate of supplies waiting. Inside each crate is supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub. The team that builds the best gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. Since we have already had one elimination today this challenge will be a reward only challenge." Chris looked between the two teams. "Killer Bass your up first."
Bridgette looked down. "Oh wow. So who wants to go first?"
Nobody said a word until Owen laughed. "Hey come on guys I heard these shows have the interns do the stunts to make sure its survivable."
Eva looked to her team. "So who's going first?"
Duncan smiled at Courtney. "Ladies first."
"Fine I'll go. It's no big deal. Just a leap off a cliff into a pool of angry sharks." Bridgette leaped off diving into the small safe zone coming up out of the water waving to her team as a boat came by to pick her up.
"She did it! Yeah! Yeah! I'm next!" Tyler backed up before running off the cliff. "Cowabunga!" Only his landing was a bit more..painful as in hitting the buoy's making Bridgette wince.
Next was Geoff, Eva and, Duncan who all jumped but, DJ didn't. "Uh uh no way man. I'm not jumping."
Chris looked at him. "Scared of heights?"
"Yeah ever since I was a kid."
"That's okay big guy. Unfortunately that also makes you a chicken." Chris put a chicken hat on his head. "Which means you have to wear this for the rest of the day."
DJ looked at it. "Aw man for real?"
Chris made a few chicken noises. "That means the chicken path down is that way." DJ took an..escalator down. "Next!"
Harold smiled as it was his turn. "Yes!" Harold jumped off and landed in the most painful way possible by landing groin first he screamed in pain as everyone even the sharks winced.
Alex held his groin in pain as he was watching but also laughed. "That has to hurt so bad. Oh well here goes." Alex ran over and jumped off the edge. "Cannon Ball!" Alex landed in the safe zone as he came up from the water shaking his head smiling as the boat came by.
Chris looked down. "Wicked Cannon Ball dude!"
"Excuse me Chris I have a condition." Courtney looked at Chriss crossing her arms.
"What condition?"
"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."
"You can chicken out if you want, but it'll cost your team the win. Then they'll hate you." Chris had a devious grin.
"It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team and I don't think nine of them will jump." Courtney smirked looking at the Gophers.
Chris placed a chicken hat on her. "Here's your chicken hat then." Chris pulled out a clipboard "alright let's tally up the results. Hold on that's eight jumpers and two chickens. We're missing one."
Katie and Saddie were holding hands. "I'm not jumping without Katie we have to be on the same team Chris. Please! Please please! Please!"
Chris grew annoyed with them. "Okay okay fine. Who's willing to switch?"
Izzy raised her hand. "I'll switch with her."
"Okay. Izzy your on the Screaming Gophers. Kattie your on the Killer Bass. Which means your up girls!" Chris smiled.
"EEEE! Were coming Killer Bass!" The two jumped off the cliff and into the lake landing in the safe zone.
"That's nine jumpers and two chickens." Chris looked over at the Gophers. "Okay Gophers your up."
Soon a few Gophers jumped but, Heather didn't want to jump so she planned on chickening out but, Leshawana had other plans. Instead of chickening out Leshawna lifted Heather up and threw her off the edge at least into the safe zone. Leshawna, Gwen, Cody, Lindsey and, Trent all jumped as Chris laughed at their expense.
Beth looked over the edge. "I..I can't do it. I'm too scared." Chris placed a chicken hat on her head. "I'm sorry!"
Leshawna and Cody were making Chicken noises making fun of her.
Chris looked down with a megaphone. "Alright campers there's only one left! Gopher's you need this one for the win!" Chris looked at Owen. "No pressure dude...Okay there's pressure!"
(Confessional)
Alex crossed his arms. "Okay so I'm standing there looking at this guy thinking that there's absolutely no way this could end well."
*Static*
"I was looking at him thinking..He's gonna die." Gwen deadpanned.
*Static*
Owen glanced to his sides as he looked nervous. "See the thing is..I'm not the strongest swimmer."
Cliff Side
Owen looked like he wasn't planning on jumping before charging to the edge and leaping off the cliff as he screamed for his life.
One humongous splash sent the boat, sharks and other things out of the water while soaking the others as Owen came up from the water. "Woo-hoo! Yeah! Who's the man!"
The Gophers all cheered as Alex shook his head.
Chris smirked. "The winners! The Screaming Gophers!"
Owen was looking around in confusion which begged the question. "You lose something Owen?"
Owen looked at everyone sheepishly. "I think I lost my bathing suit."
"Aw no, gross Owen."
Beach Side
The Gophers were using carts to lug the huge crates across the beach as the Bass were pushing them by hand well some of them.
Alex managed to lift his crate up and walked past Tyler who stopped. "Ugh. I'm going to take a wiz."
Eva glared at him as he went by. "Hurry up we're already behind."
Saddie and Katie decided they should go use the bathroom too and took off as Courtney swatted something that stung her eye. "Ow! I think something bit me."
Alex looked at her. "Ouch. I think it's swelling."
"It's fine. Let's just get back to camp." Courtney pushed past Alex who shook his head.
When Katie and Sadie came back something was wrong as they started scratching their backsides as Bridgitte figured out they squatted over poison ivy.
Camp
The Gophers were already back at camp trying to open the crates with their teeth. "Remember you can only open the crates with your teeth." Chris looked and whispered to the camera. "I came up with that one."
Izzy pulled as she felt the crate open only to lose the rope. "Ow ow! Rope burn on my tongue."
It wasn't long until the Bass returned to camp seeing how far behind they really were so they needed to move quickly. So they each started pulling back on the crates trying to open them with their teeth after Courtney rallied the team together. The Gophers worked like a well oiled machine while the Bass..they..well..sucked.
Chris came by to inspect the hot tubs looking over the Gophers as he looked at the Gophers. "This is an awesome hot tub." When Chris checked the Killer Bass's taped up mess only getting sprayed when he poked it as it soon fell apart. "Well I think we have our winner." Chris looked between the teams. "The Screaming Gophers! And as a special reward you get to rock this awesome hot tube for the rest of the summer! Bonus!"
The Gophers cheered as the Bass were disappointed while DJ patted Alex's back. "At least no one's going home right?"
Alex crossed his arms. "Yeah guess your right about that."
Later That Night
The Gophers were celebrating their win as Heather looked at her team. "To the Screaming Gophers!"
"The Screaming Gophers!"
Leshawna was gloating rather obviously. "Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Go! Go Gophers!" She was then joined by Owen and Noah.
As the Bass walked by Courtney stopped looking at the camera. "You recording this?" The camera zoomed in. "Good. They can enjoy their little celebration but, I'm going to win this competition..and no one is going to stop me."
(Confessional)
Gwen looked to the side. "This place still stinks. But, since I'm here I might as well try to win."
*Static*
"I honestly have a feeling things are only gonna get more interesting as time goes on." Alex crossed his arms. "Still. I've got a bad feeling something is gonna go wrong some time soon. Not sure when. But, it'll happen."
*Static*
Bass Cabin
Alex shook laid in his bunk as DJ climbed on the top bunk. "Night guys."
Dock
"Well talk about an exciting first day. We've already had our first elimination of the series and I still got paid! Bonus! Well I hope you join us next time right here on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!"
End Of Chapter 1
I know that I have other stories to write for but, I wanted to do this story for awhile since I loved watching Total Drama when it was on TV. But, since I had my wisdom teeth removed I'll have some more time to write so I hope you enjoyed the chapter