What up my friends? It has been so long since I've even posted a chapter for this story or any of my stories and I completely understand if you'd wish to send me to my grave at least kill me quickly. So I should explain why I've taken so long. I've been dealing with a lot this past year and I just haven't felt the desire to write but now I'm gonna try and do it. So please let me know if you enjoyed Chapter 7.
Note: I don't own anything related to Total Drama
Chapter 7 - Fears and Adrenaline
"Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers were pushed to the extreme with our resident goth getting her heart broken by her crush. However it all turned out to be a ploy by Heather who got Trent kicked off the island, we even had our campers play a game of hide and seek, some had awesome hiding spots and some not so awesome spots, in the end Alex and Leshawna shared victory and to top it off our campers had to build their own hot wheels and race for invincibility, there were big time winners and big time losers and there was even some wicked off the of the track motocross stunts but in the end it was Heather who crossed the finish line and double crossed Lindsay by destroying her bike and their alliance proving Heather really is a backstabbing user who will do anything to win. Lindsay ultimately lost the race and the challenge which meant goodbye Lindsay and her luxury luggage. Will Heather survive another day? Will the others eliminate her? Will somebody tell me when my contract for a new season is signed? All these mind probing questions revealed on this episode of TOTAL…DRAMA…ISLAND!"
*Theme Song For The Show*
The campers were all sitting at the bonfire pit enjoying a nice horror movie about a psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook and Izzy grinned with excitement. "He's coming out of the woods with a big, hacking chainsaw that's so cool!"
"Oh no!" Owen gasped. "Psycho killer man going for the car!"
"Yo fool couple! Stop making out and start the car!" Leshawna threw some of her popcorn at the projector screen.
"They're gonna be chainsaw sushi!" Izzy giggled.
A scream came from the woman in the film as Owen jumped to his feet. "Great Canadian Cheese! Now the car won't start!"
DJ was shaking. "Oh man. I really hate scary movies!"
"Run!" Izzy jumped up. "The Psycho's gonna get ya!"
Alex smiled with excitement. "Oh they're so dead!"
DJ gasped and started to hide behind the stump he was sitting on making Duncan raise a brow.
"Here comes the blood fest!" Gwen grinned as the screen started flashing red with the sounds of gore and mayhem playing out from the movie making Alex, Gwen and Duncan cheer from enjoyment.
"Aw, the Psycho Killer's going back into the woods! He's getting away! Yay good ending!" Izzy jumped into Owen's lap. "Izzy loves scary movies!"
"So does Owen." Owen glanced at DJ and Duncan smiling as the two gave him a thumbs up.
DJ sat down sighing with relief. "Glad that's over. I really hate scary movies."
Duncan snickered. "Oh yeah what scares you most? The part where everyone meets a grizzly death? Or the part about the psycho killer with a hook!" Duncan pulled up his hand revealing a hook prop scaring DJ making the others laugh.
*Static*
DJ was not too happy. "Dude. That was not cool!"
*Static*
Gwen put the reel back in the box. "Aw come on Deej for a slasher flick it was pretty tame."
Duncan snickered. "Yeah there was hardly any hacking not like Blood Bath Two Summer Camp Reign Of Terror!"
"No way that's my favorite movie!" Gwen smiled with glee. "I loved it when the killer shoved that dude's head into the lawnmower!"
Alex scoffed, getting both their attention. "Please how about the chick he pushed off dock and she landed on a propeller blade that slices her in half!"
That's when the three horror fans all looked at DJ. "Or when he shoved that big dude's head inside the wood chipper!"
The sheer horrifying description caused DJ to jump into Leshawna's arms while the three laughed, each sharing a high five.
Heather rolled her eyes. "Aww. Looks like Alex, Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense. It's just mindless guts and gore."
Gwen glared at Heather. "Horror movies aren't mindless."
"Yeah they're loaded with psychological trauma." Duncan snickered looking over to his right. "Look at DJ."
Leshawna dumped DJ on his butt crossing her arms.
Heather crossed her arms. "Whatever. Does anyone have any idea what our challenge will be this week?"
Geoff had been eating popcorn chimed in. "Yeah. Where's the Chrismeister?"
The campers heard the sound of the boat which led them to all head towards the docks to see what was going on. When they got there they saw Chef loading up the boat with large amounts of luggage.
Duncan called out as they walked over. "Hey yo, Chef! Where's the fire?"
Chef looked spooked and quickly ran onto the boat joining an equally freaked out Chris making the boat quickly take off as they left the island behind them.
Owen saw a backpack they left behind picking it up. "Dude! You forgot this!" A rolled up newspaper fell out which Own picked up. "Huh? "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man wearing a hockey mask with a hooked hand and carrying a chainsaw."
Izzy laughed, finding it amusing. "Haha! He's on the loose!"
Heather rolled her eyes. "Oh, come on! They don't expect us to fall for this. Scary movie followed by hasty exit followed by strategically placed lame prop?"
DJ however still looked scared. "I don't know. He looked pretty spooked."
Heather waved it off. "Puh-lease. It's all part of their little stunt to freak us out."
Owen pulled something out of the backpack looking just as spooked. "If this was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his… hair gel?"
All but Heather gasp in shock because they know for a fact Chris wouldn't ever leave something like that behind.
Gwen looked at the others. "Whoa. This is for real!"
DJ laid it all out. "So let me get this straight. Chris left us for dead and now we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw is on the loose?"
Duncan grinned. "No. We're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose!"
DJ screamed after being freaked out. "I told you, dude! Not funny!"
Leshawna rolled her eyes looking down at DJ. "Ugh! Neither is your Chicken Little routine! Get a grip, bro."
DJ was still shaking. "I can't help it. I feel like we're being watched."
Heather glared at DJ. "Duh. It's a reality show. We're always being watched."
The show cut to show Chris sitting in a tent watching everything played out on four different monitors so he could watch the campers.
Chris chuckled before looking at the camera. "Heather's right. And tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real life scary movie, with special guest appearance by… the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" Chris showed a hook on his hand.
*Flash*
Gwen finally calmed down and looked at everyone. "Okay, look. It doesn't matter if this is real or a challenge. We need a game plan."
DJ nodded. "Yeah, yeah, we need a game plan!"
Heather rolled her eyes before walking past the others. "You little frightwigs might need a game plan, but I need a facial."
Alex watched her and decided to point out the obvious danger that this leads to. "Are you crazy? First rule of slasher films, never go off alone because you end up becoming one of the victims of a psycho killer.
Heather didn't bother listening and kept walking. "I might actually listen to you if I were in a movie. We're being punked. You're so gullible. Hey! Chris! If you're listening, next time, rent one that takes place at a summer camp!"
The show cut to Chris who looked at the camera. "I tried. But they were all rented." He then looked back at his monitors.
Heather glared at the others. "If you losers wanna hang around and play "boogie man", go ahead. But I have got a date with exfoliation." Heather finally walked away leaving the group alone.
Izzy smiled. "And the bossy mean chick seals her fate." She dragged a finger over her neck making a cutting sound.
Owen chuckled. "Wow. You're really good at sound effects."
Gwen looked at the others. "I say we go back to camp and talk strategy. Who's in?"
Duncan shrugged so the campers all started to head back into the camp in order to gather around the firepit in order to see who's on the field. But Izzy grabbed Owen's arm and dragged Owen off for some alone time in the woods.
*Woods*
Owen and Izzy were walking in the woods as Owen was telling her a story. "So that's how Owen won the hot-dog-a-thon. Owen ate two hundred dogs. Well, a hundred and ninety-eight, actually. The judges wouldn't count the last two since they squirted back up Owen's nose." Owen laughed.
Izzy smiled. "Wicked! Izzy's impressed!"
Owen looked around. "Hey. Where are we going"
"Izzy's walking in the woods".
Owen chuckled. "Oh. Cool. The woods." Then it kinda hit him. "Huh… the woods. Why does that feel wrong?"
Unknown to them they were being watched.
*Firepit*
Gwen had an outline of all the campers. "Okay. Rule number one, do not go off on your own. Rule number two, if you do go off on your own, never go in the woods! Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never ever ever make out in the woods or you will die in the woods! Where's Izzy and Owen?"
Duncan smirked. "Breaking rules one through three."
Alex sighed. "Of course they are."
*Woods*
Owen had been piggybacking Izzy as he walked up a slope panting. "Does this feel wrong to you?"
Izzy had been using Owen's head as a drum. "No, your head's good and hollow, so it's got a great beat. And all your yakking is keeping my mind of the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" She said in a spooky voice.
Owen dumped Izzy off his back as he realized the situation. "Great balls of fire! That's it! The psycho killer! Remember how he left the woods to hack apart the couple who were making out?!"
Izzy looked at Owen. "But we're not making out."
Owen realized what she said. "Oh. Yeah."
After an awkward moment of silence Izzy asked the obvious. "You wanna make out?"
Owen was incredibly happy about this. "Yes! Oh!"
Izzy grabbed Owen and the two went right behind a bush enjoying some personal time until they heard someone walk up breathing heavily. The two popped out to see the Psycho Killer with the chainsaw and a hook causing them to scream as they ran with the killer right behind them.
Owen was panting as they ran. "This feels so much longer and flatter than how we got here!"
Izzy panted running just in front of Owen. "That's because horror movies extend the running scenes!"
Owen was curious. "Really? Why?"
"It gives them time to film a good wipe out!"
Owen tripped falling over a cliff hitting a random assortment of stuff on the way down. Such as a rock. "Oof!" Thorn cover vines. "Ow!"A goat. "Eh!" A fire hydrant. "Aw!" A cactus. "Oh!" "Ah! D'ah! Aw! Oof! Ow!" A set of explosives that exploded "Eh! Aw!" A campfire. "Aw! Oh!" Then the ground. "Oh, my spine!"
"Owen, I'm coming!" Izzy jumped down hitting the same things as Owen. "Oof! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Oof! Ah! Aw! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Oof! Uh! Gah! Ooh!" She finally landed on top of Owen. "Hey, Owen! Hi."
They saw the Psycho Killer had them cornered as they stood up with Owen behind Izzy. "Owen's too young to die! Here, take Izzy!" Owen shoved Izzy forward, shocking her as the chainsaw buzzed.
Owen while screaming ran into the tent where Chris was watching everything play out. "Dude! Dude! There's a guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw and a hook! And he's after us! And… yeah! Yeah, right there! He's right…"
The Psycho Killer walked in carrying Izzy on his hook.
Owen screamed. "We're frickin' dead!"
Chris stood up and finally got Owen to calm down. "Owen! Stop screaming, it's Chef!"
Chef lifted up his hockey mask showing his face smiling at the two campers.
Izzy started laughing. "Oh, cool! Great costume! Wow, you totally got me. You did. I was freaked out."
Owen looked at Chris. "You punked us?"
Chris smirked. "Yes and no. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie then survive one."
Owen started laughing. "Did you hear that? He was punking us! It was a joke! Too funny! Hah. I was all." He imitated his screams. "And then you were all." He imitated Izzy's squealing. "Haha! For the love of Peter Pumpkin Eater. That was some fun going on! Am I right?" He saw Izzy glaring at him. "Oh. You're still on the part where Owen shoved Izzy into the killer?"
Chris got between them. "The good news is you're safe. The bad news is you lost the challenge, but now, you get to watch our fake psycho terrorize the rest of the campers. Fun, huh? Haha."
Owen watched them leave the tent. Yes! Totally awesome TV viewing!" When they were gone Owen looked at Izzy. "Owen's not getting to second base, is he?" She shook her head. "First base?" She shook her head. "Didn't think so." He looked down before looking at her smiling. "Is he getting up to ba–" Izzy punched him in the face knocking him over.
Chris gave Chef some water. "Great work, Chef. But next time, try to work the hook hand angle a bit more."
Chef put his mask down and walked away.
*Flash*
A vestige of Chef stood on a hill with his chainsaw buzzing as the moon was angled behind him.
*Flash to Campfire*
Gwen walked over to her outline. "Okay. Now that I've drawn a chart with all the players, we can…" She looked back to see some people missing. "Where's DJ and Geoff?"
Duncan looked at her. "Eh, DJ had to take a leak so he took party boy with him."
*Flash to Bathrooms*
DJ looked at Geoff not realizing that they were being watched. "Okay, no matter what, you do not leave. Not if you hear a psycho. Not if you see a psycho. Not if the psycho is slashing you to bits!"
Geoff patted DJ's back. "Dude, no worries. I got your back." He watched DJ go into the bathroom.
Chris smirked. "Cue the ice cream truck."
Ice cream music plays catching Geoff's attention. "Ice cream? No way!" Geoff ran off.
Inside the bathroom DJ was slowly backing up as it creaked. "Hello?" DJ heard a razor buzzing making him gasp and then he looked behind him and started screaming.
Turns out it was just Heather who looked at the screaming big guy and walked over. "DJ! It's me! Heather!"
DJ stopped screaming for a second, then continued and would scream as he ran all over the island even when he was underwater he screamed. DJ screamed on as he eventually ran into the tent with the others finally stopping after Izzy smacked him out of it.
Chris walked over to DJ. "Dude, you're safe!"
DJ looked at Chris. "I am?" He sat down. "Phew." Chef handed him a bottle of water but before he could scream anymore Chris interjected.
"It's just Chef! He was gonna scare the bejeebers out of you, but apparently Heather beat him to it." Chris smiled.
DJ looked at Chris. "Bro, did you see her face?" He then cringed. "That was some serious ugly going on!
Chris smiled. "True, but you still bailed before Chef even got a crack at you. Speaking of which, you're up psycho man."
*Flash to the Bathrooms*
Gwen and Alex heard the screams as they ran into the hole left by DJ as Gwen looked at Heather. "Are you okay? We heard screaming."
Heather rolled her eyes. "I'm fine. But you two might wanna check on DJ. He ran out of here like he saw a ghost. Can I have my shower in peace, please?"
Gwen looked at Heather actually wanting to help. "Ooh, I wouldn't do that if I–" Heather just glared at her so Alex grabbed her shoulder shaking his head when she looked at him and walked out. "Fine. Suit yourself." Gwen turned around. "By the way, that's a great look on you."
Heather turned on the shower and was ready to start when she heard knocking. "Hello? I'm in the shower!" The knocking continued. "Very funny, Duncan. Now get lost!" She then heard a chainsaw buzz. "I'm serious dude, get lo–" She opened the door to find the Psycho Killer standing there so she screamed.
She was brought back to the tent where she rocked in a fetal position.
Chris looked at her smirking. "Maybe if you paid attention to the scary movies, you'd know that A) you never go off alone, and B) You certainly never shower alone."
Gwen and Alex walked back to the camp fire pit seeing Leshawna was gone so Gwen asked. "Where's Leshawna?!"
Duncan smirked. "She went to get some chow."
*Static*
"Doesn't anyone listen to me?!" Gwen was now frustrated.
*Static*
Alex facepalmed. "Really people? I mean come on!"
*Static*
Gwen crossed out Leshawna on her outline.
*Flash*
Leshawna was sneaking into the mess hall looking for something to eat and she smelled something good. So she headed to the kitchen to find a tray of fresh brownies. "Now that's what I'm talking about." Leshawna ate one before picking up the tray. That's when the lights went out.
She heard a Creepy Voice echo. "Leshawna, Leshawna, Leshawna… Brownies, brownies, brownies… Leshawna, Leshawna, Leshawna…"
Leshawna ran for the exit only to be cut off by the Psycho Killer and forced to back up before she steeled herself. "Yeah? I got sixteen years in the projects! Bring it!" She ducked the chainsaw running.
*Flash*
Leshawna was in the tent with the rest. "Woo-hoo-hoo! I did not see that coming! No way."
Chris had a mouth full of brownie. "Mm, and challenging the killer? What were you thinking? But you scored major points for scooping up these delicious munchies."
Heather looked at Chris. "Chris, can I just leave for five minutes? This mask is chafing."
DJ jumped into Chris's arms. "Yeah, yeah, let her leave!"
Chris smirked. "Sorry, we gotta wait 'til everyone's slashed. And it looks like our buddy Geoff is up next!" They saw Geoff walking with Chef behind him.
Owen looked panicked. "Turn around! He's right behind you!"
Geoff kept walking before looking back at the Psycho Killer. "Hey, dude. Have you seen an ice cream truck?"
The Psycho shook his head so Geoff shrugged before realizing it and screaming and being brought back to the tent.
Chris looked down at Geoff. "By far the worst blunder yet."
DJ looked at his bro. "Not to mention bailing on me! Don't you know you never leave a brother when he's taking a leak!"
Owen looked at DJ. "Okay. Even I know that doesn't sound right."
The rest heard Gwen on the monitor. "Where's Geoff?"
Alex sat down. "Probably bit it with DJ."
Gwen looked at them. "Well, it's no surprise. Rule number eight, the party guy is a prime target for psycho killers, right after the big lovable jock."
*Static*
DJ scoffed. "Psh. Now she tells me."
*Static*
Gwen crossed off Geoff and DJ. "You know what really ticks me off? That I was trying to help them."
Duncan was burning a pair of sticks. "Live and learn, sweetheart."
Gwen raised an eyebrow. "You really are a pyro, aren't you?"
Duncan simply shrugged. "So? I like burning stuff."
Gwen sat down next to Alex. "Is that what you went to juvie for?"
Duncan scoffed. "Ha. Like I'd tell you two why I went to juvie." Duncan pointed with a burning stick causing her outline of the others to burst into flames.
Gwen stood up quickly. "Holy crap! I'll get water!" She ran off to gather some kind of water.
Duncan smirked. "And then there were two."
Duncan and Alex heard a creepy Voice echoing. "Duncan, Duncan, Duncan… Juvie, juvie, juvie…"
Duncan smiled standing up walking off towards the source of the voice. "You and me, psycho!"
Alex smiled as he watched. "Good luck dude."
Gwen ran up with a bucket of water. "Ahh!" She threw the water, putting out the fire before she looked around. "Duncan? Duncan! Ugh! Where's Duncan?!"
Alex shrugged. "He went to fight the Psycho Killer."
Gwen finally had it. "Okay, you know what?! I'm getting a sandwich! Come on Alex." She threw down the bucket.
Alex shrugged and followed behind her as the others watched Duncan walk onto the docks ready to face the Killer.
Owen was shocked. "Mother of pearl! He's going to face off with the escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
*Static*
"When you got an all-out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over. One guy's left standing and that's how you know who won."
*Static*
Duncan cracked his knuckles. "Oh, this is gonna be fun. Come and get it, goalie boy."
Duncan started tossing random objects at Chef like a chair, a canoe, a life jacket and…a fish.
The two just stood there confused until Duncan looked at the Killer. "What? I ran out of stuff to throw." Duncan screamed, dodging the chainsaw as it got stuck in the dock so he broke the hockey stick it was attached to. The Killer showed his hook but Ducan cut it off with the chainsaw. "Thought you could scare me? Ha! Now let's see who's behind the mask!"
*Flash to the mess hall*
Alex and Gwen were just chowing down on some sandwiches as a Psycho Killer with the chainsaw and a hook walked up behind Gwen who rolled her eyes. "I wasn't born yesterday, dude. Please, we watch a scary movie with an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook and here you are running around."
Duncan walked into the tent carrying Chef's mask. "Someone lose this?"
The others cheered Duncan all believing the game was over until Izzy looked onto the monitor. "Way to go, Duncan! Hey, coolio! Gwen and Alex are taking on the psycho all on their own! Oh ho ho!"
Duncan realized the problem. "Wait a sec. If Chef's in here… then who's in the lodge with them?!"
Owen realized it too. "Holy Lola! It's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
All of them ran out of the tent screaming with Owen behind them. "Guys!"
Chris looked at Chef. "This could be really, really good for ratings…or really, really bad for lawsuits!"
*Flash*
Gwen looked at the killer. "Okay, I know actors without speaking parts don't get paid much, but seriously, dude, invest in a dental plan and some toothpaste!"
Alex looked at the goth girl. "Maybe it's just dentures to give off the appearance of bad dental hygiene."
*Static*
The Psycho Killer smelled his own breath. "Oh…"
*Static*
Gwen looked at the Killer. Hey! You want a sandwich before you impale me with your big, scary hook? Okay." She took a bite of a sandwich. "Look, you can drop the charade, okay? I know you're an actor with a hook prop. And frankly, you're not that scary." The Killer got angry and pulled off his hook showing a stump. "Ew, gross. How did they get it to go all scabby like that?"
Alex looked at Gwen. "That's some incredible practical effects."
Everyone soon busted in through the door looking at the two yelling. "Guys! He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"
Alex and Gwen realized it. "What?"
The Psycho Killer growled but Gwen started kicking the killer in the jaw repeatedly until Alex got underneath him and lifted him up onto his shoulders fireman's carry style. Alex would then slam the killer through one of the tables with a huge crash.
The Psycho Killer lost his mask and sat up and in a flamboyant voice spoke. "Ow! Oh, that was totally uncalled for!" He got up from the table wreckage. "Man, I am so out of here!" He walked past the others. "I was treated way better in prison!"
DJ passed out falling over as Alex and Gwen walked over fist bumping Duncan as the challenge was over.
*Campfire*
The campers were sitting around the fire as Chris looked at the campers. "Well I think it's very clear that Gwen and Alex both have won Invincibility. Also it is equally unanimous that DJ walked the dock of shame. Seeing how he was the only one who freaked out and bailed without the Psycho Killer even being there. But no hard feelings bro. You will both be missed."
Owen looked at the big guy. "Aw..group hug."
The group hugged the two as they were now eliminated.
*Flash*
DJ was now leaving in the boat of losers as the rest waved saying their goodbyes as the boat left.
The Psycho Killer watched while echoing. "Total..Total..Total Drama..Drama..Drama..Island..Island..Island… Total..Total..Total..Drama..Drama..Drama–" He stopped as his nose still hurt. "Oh, man! That really hurt… I think it's bleeding! Is it bleeding?!"
*A Few Days Later*
The group of campers were all walking from the main lodge having survived yet another difficult night of sleep.
"Wild flowers for a wild and crazy gal?" Owen smiled as he held some flowers hoping to apologize to Izzy for..well..leaving her with a psycho killer.
Izzy however didn't bother to turn and look at him. "Oh, yeah? As in the kind you abandon and leave for dead in the hands of a chainsaw-wielding psycho killer with a hook?"
Owen lost his smile before chuckling nervously. "Me? Abandon you? Never! Never ever!"
The next moment Owen suddenly vanished from behind Izzy when she turned around looking confused as to where he went.
Gwen walked up to Izzy crossing her arms. "Wasn't there just a three hundred pound bag of joy talking to you?"
Owen's voice suddenly caught everyone's attention. "I'm only 296. Someone set a trap." That's when a large cage suddenly fell trapping the other campers. "Or two."
Chris's voice soon captured their attention. "Good morning, campers!" Chris walked up to the campers with a beaver on his head. "Or should I say… trappers?" He removed the beaver from his head holding it by his side. "Ready for today's challenge?" Nobody got a chance to answer. "Excellent. Then let's chat about it over chow." He turned leaving them trapped. "Shall we?"
Owen looked down at the others. "He's coming back to untrap us, right?" Suddenly a knife had been thrown cutting the rope holding Owen causing him to fall onto the cage. "Ah! Oof!" The cage door swung open. "Good aim.."
Alex looked at him wincing. "You good big guy?"
"No.." Owen groaned out.
*Flash Main Lodge*
The campers were all in the main lodge mostly trying to eat the..paste..they were served for breakfast. Well..except for Owen..
Owen was happily eating the thing they called food. "Mm!"
Gwen was struggling to try and even lift up her spoon struggling to do so. "Paste?"
Chris smiled as he walked over to the campers. "Campers, there are only eight of you left on Total Drama Island. After tonight's dramatic bonfire ceremony, only seven of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people, so look alive!"
*Static*
Duncan sat in the confessional. "What are my chances of winning? I'd say they're pretty darn great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man." He soon got really close to the camera. "Are you listening out there, all of you who have been kicked off? If you don't vote for me, I'll find you!"
*Static*
Geoff sat in the confessional. "I am so stoked! The final seven, and I'm going all the way, dudes! Woohoo! I think I got a good shot at winning. Heck, I won student council president two years running, and I didn't even give a speech! I can do this, man. Woohoo!"
*Static*
Alex sat in the confessional. "I'm surprised to have made it to this point. But then again Heather has managed to survive and everyone can't stand her. So if she can make it this far. Then anything is possible." Alex crossed his arms.
*Static*
Chris looked at the campers. "Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens. You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal."
Duncan grabbed Owen's arm raising it looking at Chris with a smile. "Got one!"
Chris looked at Duncan unamused. "A wild animal. Which you must bring back to the campfire. Unharmed. Rangers and game wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and the good of campers."
Gwen frowned looking at Chris. "For my good, I might have to barbecue my animal. I'm starving to death!" She held her stomach.
Leshawna and Alex were both struggling to yank a piece of bread from the other before both suddenly fell back onto the floor.
Chris smiled looking at Gwen. "Funny you should mention that, Gwen. Reward for winning today's challenge is a meal of all of your favorite foods!"
Heather pushed her bowl of paste away. "I am so winning."
Owen looked at her. "So you're not gonna eat that?"
*Static*
Owen sat confessional. "I can't believe I'm in the final seven! Can you imagine me winning?!" He laughed and smiled. "That would be awesome! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Everyone else here totally deserves it more than I do, though. Except Heather. She's really mean. I'm not afraid of her though." Owen smiled.
Heather shouted outside the confessional "Owen!" Her voice caused Owen to scream. "Are you almost finished in there?!"
Owen meekly shrunk. "Just about done…"
*Static*
Chris stood in front of everyone at the docks holding out a hat. "Everyone, choose an animal assignment!"
Owen got a Chipmunk, Leshawna a Frog, Duncan a Raccoon, Gwen a Duck, Geoff a Beaver, Alex a fox,
Izzy looked at hers. "Deer, yes! Baggin' a doe!"
Heather looked at hers and grew very upset. "Bear?! Are you kidding me?!"
Chris looked at her shrugging. "It's the only animal left."
Heather motioned to the others. "These degenerates get cute little froggy and wee baby ducky and I'm supposed to trap a bear with my bare hands?!"
Chris shrugged. "You do get sixty seconds in the boathouse to gather any equipment that might help."
Heather still didn't look happy. "Unless there's an animal trainer and a zebra carcass in there, I don't think it'll be adequate." She soon started stomping away. "This is ridiculous!"
Chris looked at her as she passed. "I don't think I've mentioned the penalty yet."
Heather kept walking. "I don't care. I'll take it."
Chris watched her leaving. "Loser cleans the communal washrooms."
The camera cut to the absolutely disgusting, awful, most grossest bathroom stalls possible.
Duncan, Izzy, Alex, Geoff,Leshawna, and Gwen all gasped in horror.
Owen looked at the others. "Sorry." He laughed. "I think I ate too much of that delicious paste." He let out a fart.
Chris looked at everyone. "All right, campers. You have just one minute in the boathouse to grab your critter catching gear."
*Flash*
The campers had started searching for something to help catch their respective animal, meanwhile Duncan..well he was looking for something more..painful.
Gwen looked at the delinquent. "Uh, you're gonna trap a raccoon with a sledgehammer?"
Even Heather could agree with her. "You may wanna rethink that."
Duncan took a second to think, changing out the sledgehammer for a chainsaw. "Ah, thanks for the tip."
Heather and Gwen both started to struggle to yank a net away from the other both getting tangled up falling to the floor, and Gwen managed to bonk Heather on the top of her head.
Owen pulled out some paper towels from a crate. "I've got paper towels! Yeah! Whoo!" He then looked at Geoff who pulled out a sack. "A burlap sack? You should patent that!"
Alex found a fox trap and fish. "Bait and a trap? Score."
Chris popped his head in the door. "Ten seconds remaining!"
Izzy grabbed a large crate before running outside. "Excuse me, pardon, coming through!"
Duncan looked at Chris with a raised brow. "Is that legal? Can she just–" He was knocked over by the two girls wrestling for the net.
Gwen fell back but may have found her tools. "Duck bait? Yeah, that'll work." She let go of the net causing Heather to fall back.
Heather fell back into a bucket. "I think there's still fish in here."
Gwen smiled walking past her. "The net's all yours. And P.S. It'll never hold a bear."
Heather struggled to get out of the bucket.
*Static*
Gwen sat in the confessional. "I don't know. I guess I have a chance. Let's put it this way. If I didn't think I could win, do you really think I would be in this dump? Putting up with the revolting food, giant bugs, and cameras in your face all day is one thing. But Heather? Only a hundred thousand dollars could make me live with her."
*Static*
Heather sat in the confessional. "I assume I'm the favorite to win. I mean, look who's left. Weird goth girl, a criminal, a fart machine, a party dude, a psycho hose beast, and Leshawna. And the only thing she has going for her is that she hasn't made any enemies. Woop-de-doo! We're not here to make friends. We're here to win." She snapped her nail file in half. Before smiling, tossing the two halves aside. "And that is exactly what I plan on doing."
Izzy searched through her crate throwing stuff over her shoulder. "Kay, bobbin' thingies, old sandwich, stick, big nasty hook…" She then pulled out a tranquilizer gun. "Score! Tranquilizer gun! Guys, look!"
Heather ducked out of fear Izzy would pull the trigger without thinking. "Could you please aim the other way?"
Chris looked at everyone. "Everybody ready?"
Everyone but Heather all yelled their answer. "Yes!"
Heather however was not. "No!"
Chris smiled. "Game on!" The others all ran off to go catch their animal while Duncan walked up to Heather.
*Static*
Duncan sat in the confessional. "See, now Heather, she was my competition. And as much as it made me wanna hurl, I knew I had to get on her good side."
*Static*
Duncan looked at Heather. "You can borrow my chainsaw after I'm done."
Heather feigned gratitude. "Great! The bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished mauling me! Thanks!"
"Well, I did pick something up that might help you." Duncan revealed he had a pair of dear antlers from the paintball challenge.
Heather looked at Duncan with suspicion. "Why would you wanna help me?"
Duncan smiled looking to tempt her. "Because if you team up with me, I'll take you to the final two."
Heather waved him off. "Not interested."
Duncan shrugged. "Suit yourself."
Heather took her stuff walking away. "I usually do."
Duncan watched her leaving. "She'll be back. Just wait."
*Flash*
The camera showed a duck in the woods munching on some duck bait that Gwen had just laid out for it.
Gwen peaked out from behind a tree. "C'mere, ducky ducky! Let's get this over with!" She dumped a bit more bait onto the ground. "Come and get it!" Gwen watched as the duck quacked but suddenly zoomed off like the roadrunner watching with bewilderment.
*Static*
Gwen looked really confused. "Uh… last time I checked, ducks waddled."
*Static*
Leshawna walked up to see a small little frog letting out a light chuckle. "This is gonna be way too easy!"
*Static*
Leshawna was smiling as she sat in the confessional. "I think I got as good a shot of winning as anyone else and I'm not gonna let anything stand in my way, y'all. I just gotta keep winning invincibility so that cow Heather can't vote me off. Manipulative pain in my butt's been trying to get rid of me for weeks!"
*Static*
Leshawna kept walking towards the frog as it hopped away until she suddenly fell into a surprisingly deep puddle coming up out of the water extremely annoyed. "Yeah. Froggy gonna pay."
*Flash*
Heather had dragged a garbage can towards a cave knowing that's where the bear would be before clearing her throat. "Uh… Look, I'm no bear whisperer, but I've got some garbage here. So, just come and get it! Hello? I don't have all–" She was suddenly cut off as the bear roared, making her scream and run away.
*Flash*
Duncan slowly walked up to a racoon he found. "Hey, buddy. Hey, little pal. Come on, let's go for a walk." Soon the racoon was joined by more racoons then more which made Duncan smile. "Oh, so that's how it's gonna be. I didn't want it to come to this, but…" Duncan revved his chainsaw but that smile soon vanished as the racoons suddenly started forming a gigantic racoon creature as it roared which made Duncan very concerned. "That's more than meets the eye."
*Flash*
Izzy was busy looking for a deer before yelling. "Bonzai!" Izzy fired off a few darts accidentally hitting Chef who collapsed. "Whoops."
*Static*
Izzy laughed. "Oh, my gosh, I should totally win! Okay, you know that time I dressed up as a bear and like, scared everyone and I was like "Rahhh!" and they were like "Ahhh! Save me!" Well, if someone else dressed up as a bear and it wasn't me, I totally wouldn't have been scared! I would've known, which makes me smarter than they are. Oh, did I mention I have an IQ of 188? Because I do! Haha!"
*Static*
Gwen had been chasing down her duck as it kept running even seeing Heather running past her. "Heather! Wait up!" The duck quacked before zooming away. "Ugh! I hate this freaking show!"
*Flash*
Alex had come up on a fox that was eating some bait he laid out. "Okay little guy…let's make it easy huh? Come on." Alex slowly snuck towards the fox before laying out some bait watching it eat. "And…" Alex laid the trap and put bait inside it and once the fox walked into the trap Alex sprung the door shut. "Yes! Gotcha!"
*Flash*
Duncan was running from the giant racoon beast that was chasing him and even firing off racoons like missles. "Ahh!" Duncan managed to avoid a few of the racoons but one was shot at him causing both to fall off the side of a cliff. But when Duncan stood up with a groan he noticed something was off and saw the racoon on his head.
*Flash*
Owen had climbed up a tree and was inching closer to his chipmunk. "The naturalist is at one with the wild. He is part of it. Making eye contact with his fellow creatures creates peace, creates brotherhood. We are one, little fellow. Yes. We are one. And you're the only thing standing between me and victory. Still, I wove you." The chipmunk suddenly leapt up biting Owen on the nose. "Ohh! That's smart!"
*Flash*
Izzy soon shot a literal unicorn with darts. "Whoops."
*Flash*
Heather was pacing back and forth back at the campfire pit, obviously annoyed. "A bear. A bear?! I mean, how on Earth am I supposed to catch a bear?"
Gwen's voice suddenly broke through her thoughts. "Open the cage! Open the cage!" Gwen was running towards the cage dumping duck bait behind her before tossing it into the cage claiming victory. "Yes! I win the dinner! Yes! Bring me duck soup. Peking duck! Duck a l'Orange! Chocolate mousse. No. Chocolate duck. I win!"
Suddenly Alex's voice came through. "Open the cage!" Alex ran up dumping the fox out of the trap and into the cage next to the duck.
Duncan was next to be running towards the cage. "Open the cage!" Duncan ran up to the cage, managing to pull the raccoon off his head, dropping it into the cage, closing the cage door. "Ha! What do you think of that?!"
Heather looked at the two boys. "Gwen won already."
Gwen laughed as she walked away. "Hey, host man! Bring on the chow!"
Alex walked away from the cage ready to enjoy his new found freetime.
Chris's voice came over the loudspeaker. "Don't forget. Last camper to catch their critter cleans the washrooms!"
Duncan smiled before looking at Heather. Well, I've got nothing better to do. I could help you bag a bear" He pulled out the dear antlers. "… deer."
*Static*
Heather smiled as she looked at the camera. "He's evil, manipulative, sketchy, and completely unpredictable. I like the way he thinks. And since I'm seriously in the market for a new alliance, bring on Mr. Delinquent."
*Static*
Geoff had found himself a beaver dam swimming under the water and popping his head into it finding a few beavers but got smacked by one of their tails annoying the party dude. "Beavers… Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Suddenly the beavers all started smacking him with their tails as he screamed.
*Flash*
A plane was flying overhead until it was shot by Izzy's tranq dart causing it to crash as Izzy watched. "Whoops."
*Static*
Izzy was smiling as she sat in the confessional. "Yeah, genius runs in my family, and psychotherapy. Uh-huh. Once at my family barbecue, my uncle cut off his ear with a steak knife to emulate Van Gogh because he's like, all artistic, but he chickened out and only cut half of it off. And it was like ha-hanging there. It was so gross! I swear, I think some of it ended up in my salad."
*Static*
Leshawna was trying to lure in the frog with cheese tied to a stick. "Come on, froggy. It's gouda!" The frog hopped away. "Oh no. You are not tricking me froggy. I'm not coming over there! You want this cheese? You are coming over here!" The frog croaked. "Okay. One more step. But that's it." She then fell into another deep puddle after walking towards the frog. "Froggy be playing with the wrong sister!"
*Flash*
Owen was still chasing after the chipmunk trying to catch it. "The naturalist would like the chipmunk to listen to reason. The naturalist would like to point out that we're all one in the eyes of Mother Nature! One love, Chippy! Oof!" Owen started crawling after it. "Work with me. You're killin' me here!"
*Flash*
Duncan handed Heather the antlers and tail. "Here."
Heather shook her head. "No! No, see, the thing that's supposed to happen is I agree to be an alliance with you and you help me catch the bear. What doesn't happen is that I wear a reindeer costume!"
Duncan looked at her, raising a brow. "How fast can you run?"
Heather shot daggers at him. "Also, you don't ask me a gazillion stupid questions."
Duncan simply smirked. "You put these on, the bear thinks you're a deer. You run away and lead him toward the campground."
Heather crossed her arms. "How fast can you run?"
Duncan redirected the conversation back at her. "I bet you're faster. But what I will do is follow. Just guide the bear into the cage! I bet most of the other morons have already got their animals back to camp."
Heather seemed horrified at the possibility of having to clean the bathrooms.
Duncan looked at her. "You don't have a lot of time."
*Static*
Duncan sat in the confessional. "It's what they call a win-win. She succeeds, and I have an alliance. She loses, and she gets eaten by a bear."
*Static*
Chris had Chef bring out possibly the best meal Gwen could receive right now as Chris smiled. "Wow. That all looks good!"
Geoff's voice broke through. "Open the cage!"
Chris ran over and opened the cage as Geoff had come up carrying the beaver dam quickly shaking it out dumping three beavers into the cage as Chris smiled. "Hey man, impressive! And no rabies!"
Leshawna groaned as she walked up carrying her bucket dumping the frog in the cage as well before looking at Chris. "I'm going to take a shower."
Chris closed the cage door. "Congratulations, you guys."
Gwen saw the envious looks she was getting and shrugged. "Huh. I guess they're just jealous."
*Flash*
Izzy was army crawling through the woods determined to get a deer. "I got it. It may have been a slow start, but I finally got it. Izzy's a sharpshooter." She looked up and saw deer antlers and smiled whispering. "Bonzai!" She shot a dart and soon heard a thud. "Yes! Haha!"
Soon a bear roared as it ran by while Izzy watched it go by only to see Duncan run up to her. "Have you seen Heather?"
Izzy was confused. "Who?"
Duncan started to describe her. "About ye tall. Long, dark hair. Hot. Wearing deer antlers."
Izzy realized what she shot when the two saw Heather stumble out of the bushes before collapsing revealing a dart in her butt while Duncan looked amused Izzy looked worried. "Whoops."
*Static*
Duncan was cutting his nails with a pocket knife before looking at the camera snickering wiping away a tear, before breaking out into full on laughter.
*Static*
Chris looked at Gwen. "So, what are you having first?"
Alex sat by the campfire pit looking envious.
Gwen looked over her meal. "I don't even know where to start."
Owen suddenly could be heard by the others. "Woohoo! Chris! Open the cage! The naturalist will not be defeated!" Owen ran through Gwen's reward causing most of the food to hit the ground but Alex was able to catch some of it as Gwen sighed in relief while Owen looked at Chris. "Close the cage! Close the cage!"
Chris looked at Owen with a smile. "You sure?"
Alex looked at Gwen. "Look at
Owen panted yelling. "Close it!" With that Chris just shrugged, closing the cage door right as Owen realized he was locked in the cage with the animals. "Why, hello, ducky. Oh, and what a nice little raccoon you are. Next to the sweet beavers." The animals all looked very, very, very upset before suddenly attacking Owen causing him to scream. "I'm the naturalist!"
*Campfire*
Duncan leaned over to Heather. "You, uh, sure you don't wanna go to the infirmary to get your…" He snickered. "Butt dart removed?"
Heather was still able to speak despite her slurred speech. "Not until…psycho hose beast goes down."
Chris looked at the campers. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever."
*Static*
Gwen: One thing I'll be happy to never see again? Chef's food.
Alex: I honestly will not miss the food.
Leshawna: Definitely the food.
Duncan: The food.
Leshawna: That is the rankest…
Alex: Slimiest…
Heather: Stankiest…
Duncan: Nastiest…
Gwen: Grossest…
Leshawna: Oldest…
Gwen: Moldiest…
Heather: Blandest…
Duncan: Baddest…
Heather: Most disgusting slop I have ever had to eat. Oh, and the bathrooms?
Leshawna: Can you see those stalls?
Alex: Those stalls look like a hurricane ran through them…
Gwen: I don't think they've been cleaned in…
Heather: Thirty-five years!
Leshawna: Wowee, they stink!
Duncan: Oh, and I mean stink!
*Static*
Chris looked at the campers. "The first marshmallow goes to… Alex. Geoff. Owen. Leshawna. Duncan. Heather. One marshmallow, two players. Izzy, Gwen. One of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island."
Heather slurred out annoyed. "Just give it to Gwen already…"
Chris shrugged. "Eh." He smirked, tossing it to Gwen. "Gwen."
Izzy shrugged, smiling. "Well, we've all gotta go sometime, right?"
Owen looked at her. "You could make out with me first. If that would cushion the blow."
Izzy stood up. "Goodnight, everybody! Thanks for comin' out!" She then threw down a smoke bomb vanishing in a poof of smoke.
Chris leaned towards Heather whispering. "Being the loser, you realize you still have some unfinished business." He held up a mop and bucket.
Heather glanced over at Duncan. "Duncan, I require your services…"
*Flash*
Duncan had been cleaning the bathrooms groaning in disgust. "Ugh, this shower is disgusting!"
Heather was filing her nails. "Leshawna took like, three froggy mud rinses today. Don't forget to scrub the grout with Gwen's toothbrush!"
Duncan popped his head out of the bathrooms. "Why did Leshawna…"
Heather soon feigned still being paralyzed.
Duncan raised a brow looking at her. "What happened to your paralysis?"
Heather faked slurring her speech. "It's coming back slowly, like the memories of you getting me shot! Something you will never, ever be allowed to forget."
Duncan pulled up Gwen's toothbrush before returning to cleaning duty as Heather smiled.
*A Few Days Later*
The campers were all lying in bed asleep until Chris took a megahorn and blared a horn waking all of them up. "I love this thing."
Leshawna peaked her head out of the cabin, annoyed. "What do you want from us now!?"
"Time to wake up campers! Today's challenge starts in ten minutes! Meet me on the beach!"
*Flash*
The campers all stood on the beach as Chris stood across from them. "Okay campers today's challenge is the Obstacle Relay Run!" Chris smiled as he showed an obstacle course. "You will run through a series of obstacles in order to reach the end. Of course the camper with the best time wins invincibility. Each camper will have one chance to make the best time. If you are knocked into the water you will have one minute added onto your time. So first up will be Owen!"
*Static*
Alex had crossed his arms. "I feel like he just ripped off some of those shows that had you run these courses. Like American Ninja Warrior or something."
*Static*
Owen stood at the starting line before Chris fired a starting gun. "Go!"
Owen started to run having to try and balance himself on shaking platforms but unfortunately for Owen he wasn't able to make it immediately falling off into the water causing a big splash.
Chris cringed. "Not even past the first obstacle. That is sad." He looked at the others. "Geoff you're up."
*Static*
Geoff smiled. "I was feeling pretty good about today's challenge. I am so stoked! The final seven! I am going all the way!"
*Static*
Geoff made it across the rocky platforms and now had to now shimmy along a wall that had strange holes in it. While he started to shimmy across suddenly a boxing glove came from the hole decking him right in the face knocking him into the water.
Chris cringed laughing. "Oh! Can we get a replay on that?" Chris laughed. "Forward..rewind.. ..forward.." Chris laughed. "That's gotta hurt."
*Flash*
Leshawna managed to make it past the boxing glove wall running to a ladder and started climbing only for the ladder to swing around. She soon lost her grip and fell into the water.
*Flash*
Gwen had started hopping across some large bouncy balls but slipped bouncing off two and into the water.
*Flash*
Heather slipped off a trapeze line and hit a large bouncy ball and down into the water.
*Flash*
Duncan shimmied across the wall ducking a boxing glove before climbing up the slippery ladder ducking the water balloons. Duncan kept running, climbing up a wet wall before sliding down the other side and leaping to the other side, being the only one to make it to the other side.
*Static*
Duncan leaned back. "I figured I'd make it through. I had to pass through worse in juvy."
*Static*
Chris stopped his watch. "Six minutes and fifty four seconds is not bad Duncan. Can Alex make it across in a quicker time?"
*Flash*
Alex stood at the starting line as Chris fired his gun. "Go!"
Alex started running leaping onto the shaking platforms as quickly as possible before having to quickly shimmy across the boxing wall. Alex was able to avoid the boxing gloves quickly running towards the bouncy balls jumping from one to the other making it to the ladder which he almost slipped off of but made it to the slide. Alex slid down and across the finish line with a cheer.
Chris stopped his watch. "Alex finishes with a time of six minutes, and fifty seconds! Alex is the winner which means he wins invincibility!"
*Flash*
Chris looked at the campers. "The first marshmallow goes to… Alex. Gwen. Owen. Leshawna. Duncan. This is the final marshmallow of the evening and the final marshmallow goes to..Heather."
The others looked angry.
*Static*
Heather smiled. "You'd think they'd vote me off? Please. My alliance with Duncan comes in handy. Owen was easy to convince. They really messed up tonight."
*Static*
Chris looked at Geoff. "Geoff the dock of shame awaits."
Geoff shrugged. "It's cool. I guess it was gonna happen sooner or later. It was cool knowing you guys."
After Geoff walked the dock of shame Chris looked at the others. "Sleep well guys. You're all safe. For now."
End Of Chapter 7
Contestants: Gwen, Owen, Leshawna, Alex, Heather and Duncan
Eliminated: Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney, Eva (Again), Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Izzy (AGAIN), and Geoff.