PNA 4: Yanmas Yadayada Yapping!
Ampharos wiped the tears off her face.
"Love, I'm just very stressed over this game..." Sparkles told him.
"Oh, well yeah we have a lot ridding out on this huh..." Herbert frowns.
"We don't have any money left; we don't have a home, we lost our entire company to that bastard Mr B... I'm just afraid that if we lose, we will lose everything..." Sparkles looked very worried.
"Love, we can't lose everything if we have each other, you are all way more precious than anything I've lost in HIP." Hypno told her.
"But what if we get eliminated? This team sucks." Sparkles told him.
"Even if some of us gets eliminated, we still have more chances to win, remember Athena and Sylvee are on our side in the other team, they got experience in these kinds of shows unlike us, they'll do great." Hypno smiles.
"We need allies ON THIS TEAM!" Sparkles yelled as she stood up.
Hypno stared at her frowning.
Sparkles recomposed herself and apologized. "Sorry I'm being too emotional..."
"No problem love, I'm glad to help out." Hypno smiled at her.
Ampharos paused for a few seconds and then spoke.
"I really hate Mr B for what he did to us, I don't care how unpredictable Ooga Booga is or how useless Naomi is... I will vote for him." She glares.
"Same honestly, I don't have any quarrels with anyone around here other than him, so I'll vote with ya." Herbert spoke although he sounded a bit reluctant.
Sparkles Genos/Ampharos (Brave Newbies/The Sparkhead): "Mr B is an untrustworthy, manipulative rat, I will find a way to get revenge on him for what he did to my family." She glared.
Flaura Maine was just floating around white void, happily whistling when she accidentally bumped into Viktor
"Augh! What do you want, you neanderthal?!" Viktor spoke angrily.
"Oh…um, sorry Mister Viktor, i…didn't mean to bump into you, it was an accident!" Flaura nervously said.
Viktor just sighed and walked away frustrated.
Flaura Maine was confused, usually Viktor acted mean, or would have grabbed her by the neck, but this time he didn't? What's the cause of this?
"Hm?" Flaura Maine looked confusedly at him, as she followed Viktor around.
Viktor saw Flaura Maine following him around, and then he went to her, and said: "Please, leave me alone, it's rather best for you not to talk to me" He said Calmly, as he walked away.
Leaving the sad Misdreavus to be floating by herself.
Flaura Maine/Misdreavus (Brave Newbies/The Casual): "It's weird seeing Viktor being down, normally, he's confident, and also very mean, but now, he feels down… for some odd reason, i want to ask him, but i think that he would get angry at me."
Flaura Maine then looks at Brianna
"Yeesh, what's up with him?" Brianna asked Flaura Maine about the situation.
"I dunno, ever since a few minutes ago, he has been down, i wonder why though" Flaura Maine told.
Flaura then realizes it was Brianna
"Oh! Hi Brianna! I uh, just wanted to say sorry from episode 1, I was a bit peeved back then, and I didn't mean for that to happen, hehe…" Flaura Maine said shyly.
"It's fine, like you said back in episode 1, "Honest mistake!"" Brianna replied.
Then, Mike flies to the two.
"It's better if you leave him alone, because i know the reason why he is sad, remember last challenge?" Mike asked.
Brianna started to think with Flaura.
"I have no idea" Brianna shrugged.
"I wasn't talking to you, pipsqueak!" Mike angrily said to Brianna.
Brianna did a sad meme face.
"Wait, hold on, I think I remember!" Flaura said, as she got an answer.
Then, in a thought bubble, the scene with Viktor arguing with everyone plays
"He looked very angry during the last challenge, and he was too stressed out, therefore, he must have had a bad situation going on in his life…" Flaura Maine told Mike Brianna.
"What!? I was just gonna point out that his team has lost twice in a row" Mike looked at the ghost oddly.
"Then what was it Stupid?" Pumpkingking said to the three of them, as he teleported there.
All three of them screamed of fear and surprise.
"Haha! Did I scare the hell out of you three? That's nice" Pumpkingking laughed.
"Mother Arceus…What the hell are you doing here?! We're having a normal conversation, and you decided to ruin it!" Mike angrily said, and then pointed at him.
"Hey ouch no need to lash your anger out on me guys… sure I may have taken you all here against your wills but I'm not a monster…" Pumpkingking smiles.
Mike, Flaura Maine and Brianna gave him doubtful looks, Pumpkingking then kept talking;
"I am just trying to be friends with my contestants, I never did anything bad to you guys…" he had sad SpongeBob face "anyways Flaura get the fuck in here-"
"Um, yoohoo! It's Flaura Maine, you have to say it together, just like what I said to Bria-" Flaura Maine said angrily, but also got interrupted.
"That's unfortunate but now you are Ghost Bitch" PKK said with a Trollface.
Flaura Maine was reminded of something, it started to go black… Flaura was shivering, which reminded her of her past… however… she began to growl, and then screamed, there's a binding yellow light surrounding everything.
- Burning Hot Snow - Made by Remy -
"Woah! That's so bright" Brianna said, shocked.
Glaceon appears briefly "Hah, get it? Electric type? No? Okay…" he leaves.
"You like that Brianna?" Asked PKK.
"Yeah! Shiny!" Said Brianna excitedly.
"Yeah, so much shinier than your future that it blinds me and I am a nearly omnipotent being that can't get blind" said PKK roasting her.
Brianna did a sad rat meme.
Then, the blinding light surrounded everyone, Frank was covering his face with his right arms, saying "Ow, my face!"
Sylvee and Athena looked curious, and both said "Huh?"
Gabby looked surprised, as she gasped, and then said "Wow! So much information about Flaura Maine! I need to write this seperate report for Daily BudNews!-" Before being interrupted by Steve, as he said
"Hopefully the story doesn't get ghosted." Steve said as he chuckled.
Viktor then suddenly gasped.
"Wait…who the…" Viktor said curiously.
Everyone gasped… and looked at Flaura Maine
Then…it zooms into Flaura, and then…reveals her red eyes…she changed in appearance, her spooky blue was now a yellow color, the tips were now a light blue, instead of a reddish pink, a yellow aura was surrounding her, her necklace was a weirdly colored green
"So…you were saying?" Flaura Maine said seriously.
The Pumpkingking scaredly backed away, and then started to run away like a cartoon, but then hit Sam Swyft, who was eating a sandwich, the sandwich launched out of the hands of Sam.
"Hey! That was my only source of food we had!" Sam said angrily, and then yeeted him with his psychic powers, which was pretty effective!
He then went flying back to the left side, but then got smacked by Ooga Booga's Hammer, and Ooga Booga made more cavewoman noises, as she ran away.
"Ahhhhhh! Who can save me from this torture!- oh wait, i have god like powers, i nearly forgot" The Pumpkingking said, as he facepalmed himself with his left hand, and snapped his finger with the other, as he got teleported on the ground.
"Ahhh…finally, I get to move on the ground, ladadadada!~" He said happily, but then…
DUN, DUN, DUN! It was Sylvester.
"You think thissssssss isssss funny?" Sylvester said, as he had a bunch of toppings on his face.
"Uhhhhhhhh…." The Pumpkingking said stupidly, doing cross eye.
(Flashback to literally 20 seconds ago)
Sylvester was talking to Amanda, even though they are on opposite teams
"Sssssooooo…what are you sssssupposed to be? A Kangaroo?" Sylvester asked.
"You can sorta say that, but i'm also a kind of dinosaur mushroom species!" Amanda told him.
"Huh, that'sssss kinda neat" Sylvester said.
Sylvester then left, but then… the sandwich splattered on Sylvester's face, Amanda tried not to laugh, but then Steve started to speak, and said;
"Wow, now you're a sandwich, Hah! Get it, because you're a ground type?" Steve said and Steve laughed.
"Welp, That was the single worst piece of comedy this old girl's seen in her life" says Amanda unamused.
"NOOOO my rock-hard risssssssss" Sylvester said defeated and then went to PKK.
"Get it? Because you are not a rock type so it can't be ROCK hard?" Said Glaceon.
"You make the entire jokester community look like a joke" said Trevor unamused.
"Kys" said Glaceon, he literally just pronounced kay why s.
"Thank you I'll keep myself safe" Trevor leaves.
"Psh, Pranksters, the jocks of the comedy community" Steve rolled his eyes leaves too.
Amanda Shields/Breloom (Brave Newbies/The Retired Boxer): "Ya ever look at a lad and ya mind instantly goes "This fella needs a woman's touch"? That's the impression that… Steven… Stephen… what's his face is givin me." She looks bored.
Steve F Cooper/Glaceon (Cowardly All-Stars/The Punny Comedian): "I feel like people don't appricate my puns, i mean I'm just trying to brighten the mood around here." He smiles his aussie accent hearable.
(End of Flashback)
Silicobra still had sandwich stuff in his face.
Then, Sylvester goes to Pumpkingking, and then bites him on his foot
"YAAAOOOOOW!-" The Pumpkingking painfully screamed which cutted off causing the intro to start.
(PNA Intro)
Frank was bored, and then saw Flaura Maine who returned back to her old look, Frank walks towards Flaura Maine doing the Mr Crabs walking sound whenever he moved.
"So…uh, Flaura Maine, right?" Frank spoke.
"Yep! That's me!" Flaura Maine said to Frank.
"Right, right, may I ask, how did you mamage to get this yellow power, and how did you even come in here in the first place?" Frank curiously asked.
"Well…do I really want to tell you about it? Because uhhh…the end is kind of like a…war…" Flaura said, a bit shyly.
Gabby then flew towards Misdreavus.
"I've written about crazier ordeals back when I worked on a case in my city's mental hospital, once heard some old geezer say how they wanted to build a giant wall so the Paldeans wouldn't go onto Unova" Gabby spoke.
Misdreavus and Spidops stared at her a bit.
"I'm listening." Frank sat down.
"Oh! Um…okay…i guess i could" Flaura Maine said, she wasn't used to talking to people, except for some back in the early days.
Flaura clears her throat, and starts to talk.
"One day, i was just reading some manga, about my favorite series, when all of the sudden, i got teleported into a black void, with twenty eight different people!" Flaura Maine began talking.
"A Black Void? Similar to this white one?" Asked Frank.
"Yeah! it may sound like a crime, but, it was for a good reason, i was scared at first, but i managed to get rid of that fear easily, then, after 10 or 15 minutes later, a portal opened, it led to a sewer area, it was…kind of weird and our host was…well, satan himself, Giratina" Flaura spoke as she told Spidops Gabby.
"Fascinating! A legendary deity hosted your competition?! Ooooh this is gonna be a big headliner in the news!" Gabby was writting.
"Huh, interesting, continue" Frank told, as he was interested in this whole story of her.
"Alright, then, we started to form the teams, and i was apart of The Flaming Chandeliers, a pretty nice name, and i was in a team with myself, Litwick, Pumpkaboo, Sinistea, Poltchageist, and my bestie, Flutter Mane!" Flaura said happily, and as she said her names, a ding can be heard that goes up by one semitone every player mentioned.
Frank nods to this info.
"Thankfully, i wasn't the 1st boot of my team, nor the 2nd, we only lost twice during the 1st phase, Sinistea and Sinistcha were both out, and were sent to the distortion world, alongside Cosmog, Shuppet, Oricorio and a few others" Told Flaura with a smile on her face.
"Okay, and then what happened?" Gabby asked.
"Well, we went into new teams, me and Flutter Mane went together again, and we were on The Growling Spirits…again, yeah, they were lazy, I know, but it's really not our problem" Flaura said, totally not breaking the fourth wall.
"Eh, whatever, people these days are always lazy" Spidops said boredly.
"I was in a team with Myself, again, Flutter Mane, my bestie, Sandygast, Haunter, and Sableye" Flaura Maine spoke again, as more dings could be heard.
Frank nodded again, Gabby seemed really interested.
"However, the run for our team wasn't the best, we lost 4 out of 5 members within 6 episodes, only Sandygast remained from our team, as Sableye, Haunter Flutter Mane were out by viewer voting, but i was eliminated in a automatic elimination challenge, where that stupid whore Cofagrigus won in the end… she's a bitch, which placed me 12th overall" Flaura Maine said angrily.
"Wait a second, Cofagrigus?" Frank asked, as he got very curious on why there was another Cofagrigus whore, that, or it was the same one.
"Yeah, she started as a very wimpy Yamask, but then she turned into a big creep who only liked weird stuff, like…gulp, feeding with her…gulp, chest…" Flaura shivers in fear.
"Okay kinda hard to not milk that joke." Glaceon laughed.
"Ugh do you mind?!" Spidops glares.
"Yeah! mind your own business man!" Flaura Maine yells.
"Shesh, no need to give me the cold shoulder, heh get it?" Glaceon snickers as he leaves.
"Okay…this is taking forever, let's just…speed things up you know" the Pumpkingking boredly said.
Then, he snaps his fingers, and speeds things up.
"However…at the finale, we found out…someone else was with us…watching our every move…" Flaura said scaredly.
- Girl next door - By Remy -
"In the Distortion World, there was a creature that lived below the surface, the name? Pecharunt."
Pecharunt appeared.
"He not only wanted to take over us, but also the whole world, in the finale, he attacked us…and then we ran, blah blah blah- we then got all got corrupted, however, i managed to wear it off, and then grabbed a special liquid, and went outside."
Flaura Maine was outside.
"I saw nothing at first, but then i saw a swat team, i asked them if they could help me, and they did!" Flaura Maine kept narrating.
Swat Team was helping Misdreavus.
"So we went in, and fought, in the end, we had nearly everyone back, but then Pecharunt managed to get everyone back on his side, and I was cornered…"
She was indeed cornered.
"However, I drank the serum and became this glowing yellow god!...erm…ess, and shot a big light beam at him, and then poof! He was gone, like a puff of smoke, and then, everyone turned normal again" Flaura explained to Frank.
"Ahah, gotcha" Spidops understood the past of her. "What was the Cofagrigus into? It's very important information for this case." Frank began asking.
"W-well..." Misdreavus blushed.
"HURRY UP! IT'S TIME FOR ELIMINATION!" Pumpkingking screams and snapped his fingers teleporting the three of them away.
Frank Mason/Spidops (Brave Newbies/The Undercover Cop): "Well, now that I know one of my teammates better, I think she'll be less of a target for me than the others, I could form an Alliance with her, but that's too early for that; a shame i couldn't extract more information about Cofagrigus before being rudely interrupted..." He gruffed.
(Elimination Time!)
"Finally, that took you guys AAAAAAAGESSSSS, like seriously, that took most of the episode's runtime, now come with me you two bozo's, as the three of you, plus the other fourteen of your teammates lost again!" The Pumpkingking announced.
Everyone was sitting bored, except for two; Naomi was just happy, but Gabby was really excited.
"So, Brave Newbies, it seems you like elimination so much, you decided to go again! Hah! How pathetic" The Pumpkingking said as he crossed his arms.
"It's not our fault we lost again!" Lopunny angrily said, glaring at Naomi.
Viktor, Alison, Ooga Booga Frank stared at Naomi who said "My next banger is despacito from-"
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Said Mr B, who clearly had it.
"Weirdly informal coming from you Fossil" said Trevor in a snarky way.
"Well, we tried our best, right guys?-" Carla scaredly smiled.
"NO!" Alison and Viktor replied angrily.
Carla just shrunk intimidated.
"Jeez, enough with the chit chat, let's just get it over with, let's see who got the most save votes from you seventeen!" The Pumpkingking spoke.
(Save votes)
Tinkatuff: 6
Spheal: 3
Bisharp, Leafeon: 2
Altaria, Misdreavus, Ampharos, Mr Rime: 1
"Huh, I'm surprised people like me a bunch but I guess the girls do like me a ton, haha! Tchtch" Jake said surprised, but then stared at Buoh and looked confused
"Hm? What are you looking at?" Leafeon asked.
"Oh, uh…" Buoh scaredly said, and pointed at Ooga Booga.
"Oooo, OOOO, HOOOO" Tinkatuff said, spinning around in circles.
"...You've got to be strangling my neck…right? SHE, got the most save votes!? AGAIN!?" Mr B Shouted.
"Sounds like she has a lot of fans" Herbert said.
"OH REALLY? I COULDN'T TELL BASED ON THE FACT SHE GOT THE MOST SAVE VOTES TWICE YOU DUMB BITCH, DID YOUR BRAIN GET FUCKED WITH AGE LIKE YOUR WIFE'S ASS WITH COCKS-" Screamed Mr B angrily.
Hypno shrunk and looked nervous, meanwhile Ampharos got between the two old men, she looked angry.
"Hah I love seeing senile men fight for no real reason whatsoever" said Trevor with Popcorn in his hands.
"Are you guys spectating on old people fighting… without me?" PKK says and then sits with Trevor.
"Uhm shouldn't we be having the-" said Carla.
"Stay irrelevant" says Trevor and then it cuts to Naomi.
"Oh yey! I'm gwad i got votes, this is so rice!" Naomi cutely said.
Trevor tried to face palm, but he couldn't, because his legs were as small as a camera.
"Uh…can someone help me out?" Trevor asked.
Frank helped him out, however, Frank then got shocked by Trevor's Hand buzzer, which caused his skin disintegrate, he just turned into black ashes.
"...Oops…looks like there was no shock there!" Trevor laughed, Spidops looked pissed off.
"You killed him!" Viktor yells.
"Cry about it." Trevor smirks.
Everyone stared at him, disappointedly, except for Carla, Gabby and Naomi.
Carla was scared about the Elimination votes, Gabby was just writing on her notes, and Naomi? Was just Naomi
"...Seriously?" Mr B replied.
"Enough, Time for the prize votes!" Pumpkingking announced.
(Prize Votes)
Bisharp: 9
Altaria and Lopunny: 2
Leafeon, Hoothoot, Breloom, Spheal: 1
"Aw shucks!" Amanda said, a bit jealous of Viktor.
"Huh, I won the prize? I guess the viewers like my leadership skills." Viktor said over confidently, as he received his item token.
"And then the Elimination votes" Pumpkingking said.
(Elimination Votes)
Fuecoco: 5
Spheal: 3
Tinkatuff: 2
Clefable, Nidoking, Spidops, Hoothoot, Leafeon, Misdreavus: 1
"...Mierda, this is no bueno…" Koko said worried.
"Oh no, this is no good" Naomi said sadly.
"You're literally a goddamn child, get yourself together" Amanda said.
Tinkatuff makes monkey noises
"This…isn't what i expected…but hey! It's certainly better than last time!" Carla said, a bit nervously, but also happy.
"And also for me too, i'm glad that the viewers changed their minds" Mr B looked relaxed.
"Yarrr, I wanna have some screentime lads-" Grace said, before being interrupted by the Pumpkingking himself.
"Grace! What are you doing here, you're supposed to be on the other team!" The Pumpkingking said, as he yeeted Grace away.
"YO HO NOOOOO!~" Grace said, as she was flung away.
Meanwhile…
"And then I was like, oh no! It's the real world, and then-" Vombee said, as she was talking to Lindsay, and then got crushed by Grace in the process, and Grace gets stuck in the ground.
"Yar…Ouchie Pincurchins…" Grace painfully groaned.
"Seriously Grace, did you really have to interrupt our alliance meeting by falling out of nowhere?!" Lindsay said, fuming.
"Yarrr…not my fault for bein' so big and hefty!" Grace replied angrily, as the two started to argue.
"Oh my god…" Flaura Maine said…shocked.
"...Oops, I'll recover her later, but for now, you know the drill! If you don't vote within the time limit, I'll pick someone random, and whoever gets the most votes will be sent home, for…GOOD" The Pumpkingking stated.
Bisharp / Viktor Knyght (Brave Newbies / The strategist): "I realized that I'm gonna be voted off next because of how I acted last episode, I mean, sure, I was mean towards everyone and such, but c'mon! I literally won the prize damn it! If they vote me out, My item token will be gone while Cave girl and Naomi, two of the dumbest members of our team, will stay over me with their stupid brains! But Cave girl also has a lot of votes, will I risk myself getting eliminated 3rd in the game for her to get out? Probably not." He shrugged.
"Alright, everyone's votes have been casted, so Donna, you'll host the rest of the elimination! Toodles!~" The Pumpkingking said, and then he ran off to set up the challenge.
"Hmm…so, to begin with, Jake, Gabby, you guys are the 1st two safe from being gone, so congratulations, followed by Flaura, Amanda, Herbert, Sparkles and Alison" Donna spoke.
"Yee haw!" Amanda cheered.
"So, what's our prize, cake? Marshmallows? Books? I love the one with the wimpy kid that had a diary, I loved that book so much when I was younger! I can't remember the name though" Jake said smiling.
"Uhhhh…no, we instead have some nuts" Donna said, as she grabbed some nuts.
DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!
"Nuts?! But I've been allergic to them ever since I was 5!" Flaura Maine shouted looking worried.
"How about you suck a pair of DEEZ NUTS in your face!" Trevor said to Flaura Maine.
"You're not funny Trevor" Amanda said.
Trevor stares at Amanda, with a bit of anger
"You're the fungus amongus" Trevor told Amanda.
"Ya wanna tussle with this experienced fighter?" Amanda challenged Trevor, who didn't look intimidated.
"C-can we settle it in peace rather than Violence?" Carla scaredly said.
"Well, Violence is the only thing you see these days, we might as well be in a movie, if you know what I mean, tch tch" Jake said to Carla, the Clefable looked confused at Jake.
"You would know average Disney Channel Movie male lead~" said Trevor trollingly, Leafeon didn't say anything, he just frowned.
"Ugh! Trevor what is your deal today!" Sparkles glares at him, the Trapinch just rolled his eyes.
Donna then threw some nuts to the contestants, and then threw a last nut to Flaura Maine, and then she said: "Oof!" as the nut hits her face.
"You guys at least got one vote, bottom 10" Donna told the 10 of them.
"Bottom 10? Seriously? I know I literally screamed at you guys, but c'mon, you guys will waste an item token user in the future! Right?" Viktor explained.
"He does have a, point" Steve said, chuckling.
"GET, OUT" Viktor said, while Clutching his teeth.
"sheesh, fine, you're a bit rough around the edges, haha!" Glaceon laughed his face off leaving.
"I…uhhhh, what?" Viktor said confusedly.
"So, the people that escape the Bottom 4 are…" Donna announces.
"Rodrick, Viktor, Frank, Carla, Buoh and Trevor" Donna said, as after every name, she threw the nuts at them.
"Phew, I'm glad that I'm safe from elimination" Rodrick said.
"I Agree!" Carla said happily.
"WAH, TINKATUFF ANGRY, TINKATUFF SMASH CONCUBINE!" Tinkatuff said, as she smashed Frank's ashes into even smaller bits of dust.
"STOP! STOP! He's already dead!" Flaura Maine shouted, as Ooga Booga then lunged at her, but Ooga Booga phased through her.
"WUH, TINKATUFF MISS?!" Ooga Booga was confused, and looked at her hands and hammer.
"Wah! That was scary, uhhh…" Flaura shivered in fear.
"Don't worry small spooky fella, everything is gonna be a-okay" Herbert said, winking at her.
"I…sure hope so…" Flaura Maine said.
"Seriously?! Well, at least know who voted for me again…" Mr B whispered, Glaring at Sparkles and Herbert who were distracted.
"Oh noes, this is so sawge I couwd just say fanum tax" Naomi sadly said, with frowning.
"...Puta! Why people vote Fuecoco! This elimination is so loco!" Fuecoco was panicking.
It then shows the bottom 4 in a 2 by 2 grid
"The next two safe are Mister B and... Naomi" Donna Announced.
"As expected" Mr B said, but gets smacked in the face by nuts.
"Hehe, he got nutted all over his face!" Flaura Maine said, and Alison just stares at Mister B, and everyone else was laughing at him because of the joke Flaura Maine.
Mr B angrily stares at them.
"We have to convince the others on voting out for one of those 2 to get eliminated, then we eliminate everyone one by one, until it's me left." Mr B whispers to Alison.
"But what about-" Alison said before being interrupted.
"Hush now, and follow as I say, Got that?" Mr B demanded.
"I… sigh, fine" Alison said sadly.
"Good." Mr B replied.
"Yey, this is so Ohio rizzy!" Naomi said, as she obtains nut.
"Bottom two, Ooga Booga and Koko, you guys just… well, exist" Donna said.
"TINKATUFF CRUSH SMALL DRILL SNAKE!" Tinkatuff said, as she was alerted, and tried to bonk Donna, and at first, it worked, however, she recontacted with ease.
"HUH? OOGA BOOGA CONFUSED" She said, as she scratched her head in confusion, and made monkey noises.
"Koko is scared!" Koko said, as He was shivering in fear.
"ONLY TINKATUFF SPEAK 3RD PERSON" she smashes him, with her hammer you perverts...
"I will now show the votes" Donna said.
Intense music plays…
Fuecoco looked dizzy while Tinkatuff was looking around aloofly with a unibrow.
"And…Huh, i'm surprised, You guys both tied" Donna said, surprised.
"Que!?" Koko said, scaredly surprised.
Tinkatuff just makes one monkey noise
"So what's the tie breaker challenge?" Asked Gabby as PumpKingKing had snapped his fingers to revive Ribombee and Spidops.
"Do not worry about it at all, that will be said later, for now welcome our guest host Yanny Sawyer!" PumpKingKing snaps his fingers.
"OMFG OWO LIKE ABOUT TIME THE QUEEN OF GOSSIP GETS SCREENTIME! THIS IS GONNA BE SO LIT!" Yanma giggled
Many players looked at her in disgust.
"Out of all the freaks you could've brought back to host, you picked the weeb?" Gardevoir asked.
"OnO that is so rude! You're such a baka, but i forgive you cause we love a trans queeeeen~" Yanma winked.
"I'm not trans, I'm-" Gardevoir was interrupted.
"Yanny, why don't you explain the rules of your challenge, we are kind of on a tight schedule here." PumpKingKing told her.
"Oh right! Hehe anywho todays challenge will be a juicy one! It's a Gossip Challenge! You will be set on opposite sides with a button, as i read out embarrassing questions!" Yanma explained as we see Bobs demonstrate the challenge.
"Um, how embarrassing are these questions?" Carla asked worried.
"Super Duper! Mega Giga! Yadayada! Embarrassing!" Yanma smirks.
Clefable frowns.
"Anywho the points system we will use is a tad bit complicated sowwwyyyy, but I'll do ma best to explain it to ya cuties~" Yanma giggled.
"Is she your mom or something?" Buoh asked Naomi.
"My mommy is blue!" Naomi smiles.
"So basically there will be a certain sometimes uneven number of embarrassing questions each team can give, whoever gives the answers quickest from their entire team wins the round, however the other little ones also get points if they confessed yet lost!" Yanma spoke smiling.
"Kokos head hurts! Me no get it!" Fuecoco was confused.
"How about she just shows you... Yanma, say the first question!" PumpKingKing smiles.
"Alrighty! It's time for my Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Game Show! Question 1, Who here is soley attracted to the opposite gender!" Yanma asked smiling.
TV: Hint: Cowardly All-Stars 4, Brave Newbies 7.
"What does that question even mean?" Nidoking asked.
"They're just asking if we're straight or not." Hoothoot looked bored as he pressed the button.
"Well i know i am." Trapinch pressed it.
"Same." Spidops pressed it.
"I love strong men!" Breloom pressed the button with her stretchy arm, Nidoking looked nervous.
Meanwhile...
"Since Julian and Aurora are from dinosaur times, they're obviously straight, press the button." Rowlet began saying.
"That's a bit, unprogressive." Brianna told him as in the background Tyrantrum and Aurorus pressed the button.
"Can you be useless somewhere else." Mike glares.
Dedenne cried and left.
Mike rolled his eyes and press the button. "Who's the final one left from our team?" He asked.
(Brave Newbies)
"-There, wait why is our team still missing someone." Bisharp said as he had just pressed the button.
"Not sure, i pressed the button." Mr B shrugs.
"And Cowardly All-Stars win the first round!" Yanma smiled doing an OwO face.
"Nice one Flareon." Ribombee smiles at the frowning orange canine.
"Ugh! Damn it! Who didn't confess! Why i outta-" Bisharp growls.
"Wait, look!" Hypno pointed.
Score: CAS 4 - BN 6
"What! Why do they get more points than us, we won the first round homie!" Tyson looks mad.
"Sowwy but they answered more, not my fault you didn't answer fast enough ONO!" Yanma frowns.
"This is fucking stupid..." Mike growls.
"Next question! Uh oh... has anyone among us ever killed someone?!" Yanny asked shocked as dramatic thunder and lightning struck.
TV: Hint: BN 5 - CAS 8
"Quick! We need to catch up so confess!" Mike orders.
"I ate a bunch of Auroras cousins..." Julian looks bored as he pressed the button.
"Well i smashed a bunch of Tyrunt eggs!" Aurorua looks mad as she presses the button.
"You bitch!" Tyrantrum snarls.
"Guess that rivalry ain't over-easy." Glaceon grins.
Groans.
"Hehe that's all yolks, not." Steve winks.
Even more groans.
(Brave Newbies)
"I shot a bunch of criminals back when i used to be a cop." Frank pressed the button.
"I killed you a few minutes ago." Trevor smirks.
Frank looks mad.
Trevor Aryna/Trapinch (Brave Newbies/The Prankster): "Just for the record, i wouldn't had dialed my buzzer up to 11 if i knew he wasn't gonna be able to be recovered, I'm a prankster not a psychopath." He shrugged.
"I accidentally killed someone while boxing, what can i say this right hook can sure leave some folks six feet under..." Amanda frowned pressing the button.
"Kill? Tinkatuff kill too! Me love to hunt mamoswine! Meat tastes good!" She growled.
"Gotta respect a woman who loves meat in her mouth." Trevor looked bored, a bunch of females like Ampharos and Flaura Maine looked disgusted.
"I killed someone too, no questions please it's very traumatic." Mr B pressed the button.
Frank looked at him suspiciously.
A few seconds earlier...
"Come on everyone, nobody here probably cares if you're a psycho killer just confess!" Athena yells, Sylveon looked nervous.
Gardevoir and Roserade looked away.
"I killed people during my pirate adventures okay, sometimes a captain has to make the enemy crew walk le plank." Dhelmise looked sad.
"Psh i ain't afraid to say i killed some mofos who deserved it bruh..." Tyson pressed the button.
Mrs Mime looked worried.
"Time! Brave Newbies win this round and here are the new scores!" Yanny smiles.
Score: Cowardly All-Stars: 8 - Brave Newbies 11
"Great! We have a great lead team! Lets keep this up!" Viktor smiles.
"Question Three! Who in this season has a crush or a lover~" Yanma giggled blushing.
TV: Hint: CAS 11 - BN 3
"YAR! Why ye horndogs so lustful!" Grace glares.
"Just confess and get points!" Carmen spoke.
"Well I'm not in love with anyone." Mike looked bored.
"S-same." Ribombee blushed.
"Well i have a wife, Leafeon... she's into bondage." Steve spoke.
"TMI my guy." Athena spoke.
"I'm married to my hubby lovey Master Hypno!" Sylvee spoke.
"Why would you marry an old man like him?" Sylvester snickers.
"Maybe cause his dick is twice the size of yours." Sylvee looked annoyed.
"I-i have two dicksssssss!" Sylvester looked worried.
"My point still stands." Sylvee smirks.
"Fuckssss..." Silicobra looked defeated.
"I uh have a crush on... Magby..." Gardevoir blushed.
"Isn't that a baby pokemon?" Tsareena asked.
"Kinda weird bro." Clobbopus spoke.
"He's not an actual baby, he's an adult!" Gardevoir glares.
Many pokemon didn't look convinced.
(Brave Newbies)
"My wives are Sylvee, Sparkles and... Daisy..." Herbert looked melancholy, Sparkles patted his back.
"My husband is Herbert." Sparkles spoke.
"Intriguing research possibility, say Sparkles you appear to be in your mid thirties, tell me why did you decide to marry someone twice your age?" Gabby Roxy asked happily.
Sparkles looked angry and electrocuted her, Gabby yelled in pain.
"Fair point..." Gabby looked dizzy.
"We only need one more, someone please confess so the other team doesn't get more points!" Bisharp looked desperate.
"Well if it's gonna give us the win, i do think that Flareon is pretty cute tchtch." Jake winks.
"Wuh wah?!" Athena blushed.
"Round over cuties! This are y'all scores!" Yanma winks.
Score: Cowardly All-Stars 12 - Brave Newbies 14
"Your honor its time for four! Who is afraid to flirt with the opposite gender?" Asked Yanny.
TV: Hint: CAS 3 - BN 5
"Speak!" Mike yells.
Many players seemed indecisive.
"For fuck sake..." Ribombee facepalmed.
"I do not like conversing with members of my opposite gender." Buoh spoke.
"Same..." Nidoking frowns.
"Same." Lopunny spoke.
"Me too, I've never been a flirt b-before.." Carla looked nervous.
Viktor saw only one member from his team was left and everyone on Cowardly All-Stars hadn't confessed.
"Okay its me! I don't know how to flirt with girls..." Viktor looked ashamed.
"Heh..." Trevor snickers.
"What was that Trevor?" Viktor glares.
"No bitches?" Trevor smirks.
"WHY I OUTTA-" Viktors rage was cut off.
Score: Cowardly All-Stars 14 - Brave Newbies 19
"Maybe we should just give up..." Carmen looked bored.
"NO! We are in such a good winning streak, we are not losing just because of dumb embarrassing questions! We are veterans, we are the best of the best! If we just do our jobs and say the truth we will have victory! Now who's with me!" Mike gave a team speech.
"YEAH!!!!!" Many of his teammates cheered.
"Question Five! Who jerked off last night?" Yanma blushed, she had heart eyes.
Everyone gave a bruh stare.
TV: Hint: CAS 3 - BN 3
"How do you even k-know that!?" Clefable was blushing.
"PKK told me!" Yanma winks.
"Please everyone just say it! Nobody will care, look how the other team is shitting bricks! We need to catch up." Mike told them.
"I know Julian didn't do that, his arms are too small to reach that tiny thing down there." Aurora sasses.
"...next time you fall asleep, i am going to devour you." Julian looked mad.
"I might've rubbed a little something sumthin' thinking of my hubby~" Sylveon blushed.
"Mom, Gross." Athena looked disgusted.
Totodile pressed the button and looked bored.
"Seriously Gua girl?" Carmen frowns.
"Gua?" Francesca shrugged.
"Who's the final one? Come on just please confess!" Brianna frowns.
"Okay Okay! It wasssss me!" Sylvester yells blushing.
"So you rub one at a time or both at the same time?" Gardevoir asked grinning.
"That'ssss none of your goddamn bussssinessss now issss it!" Sylvester looked mad.
Score: CAS 17- BN 19
"Question 6! Who is in an alliance right now? Uh ooooh expossseeed!" Yanny grins.
TV: Hint: CAS 8 - BN 9
Ribombee/Vomvee Ryllo (Cowardly All-Stars/The Type-A): "Fantastic..." She looked bored.
"Mom and i are obviously in an alliance, so that's two points." Athena spoke, Sylveon smiles.
"So that means who are the other alliance members..." Rowlet looked around suspiciously.
"Yeah, if any if you are in an alliance you should just come forth." Lindsay spoke.
Brianna began walking forward and Tsareena quickly kicked her away, Dedenne was on the floor in pain but nobody payed attention to her.
Brianna Trebol/Dedenne (The Pain Magnet/Cowardly All-Stars): "I don't get it! Ribombee and Tsareena approached me to join their alliance which heck yeah! I need allies! But then when i step forward to confess, she kicks me away!? like what gives!?" She looked upset.
(Brave Newbies)
"Well we know Herbert and Sparkles are in an alliance due to being married." Mr B spoke.
"Is that bad?" Sparkles glares.
"Not at all, safety in numbers after all, that is why my alliance is Rodrick, Viktor, Amanda, Alison, Frank and Flaura-" Mr B spoke.
"-Maine! It's Flaura Maine!" She glares.
"...And Flaura Maine." Mr B said annoyed.
"Correct! Wowzers you kawaii squad really wanted them juicy points teehee!" Yanny farted on Brianna who was just standing up, she fainted again.
"This is the reason you didn't appear in a lot of seasons..." Gardevoir facepalmed.
Score: CAS 19 - BN 28
Many Cowardly All-Stars members cringed looking at the score on the TV.
"So mean! But like whateves, i gotta keep hosting with question 7! Who would backstab their own teammates?! Dramaaaaaa~" Yanma giggled.
TV: Hint: CAS 10 - BN 5
"ZAMN! Why so many people willing to backstab others eh?" Lucahjin asked.
A bit of silence.
"I would backstab you all." Sam spoke.
"Same." Mike nods.
"Both of us too." Lindsay pointed at herself and Ribombee.
"How are you all so casual on backstabbing your teammates! That's so mean!" Aurorua looks mad, in the background Ms Mime pressed the button.
"I mean, we need to win, so i would backstab you guys." Athena spoke.
"Sameeeee~" Sylvee winks.
Roserade said nothing as she pressed the button.
"Honesssstly, yeah it's kinda obviousssss..." Silicobra pressed the button.
"Fuck being nice homie!" Tyson pressed the button.
Score: CAS 29 - BN 28
"No! They passed us!" Viktor yells.
Mr B, Spidops, Lopunny, Breloom and Trapinch were all on screen.
Mr B/Mr Rime (Brave Newbies/The Cold Gentleman): "I was not willing to make my allies not trust me, it was a calculated risk." Mr B spoke.
"Question Eight! Who never learned to read!" Yanny asked.
TV: Hint: CAS 2 - BN 4
"Uhhh in the homestead, i just focused farming..." Rodrick blushed and pressed the button.
"Oh come on, even working at the farm i had a proper education you knucklehead." Amanda rolled her eyes, Nidoking looked insecure.
"Koko no read books, doctors say brain too small!" Fuecoco pressed the button.
...in the other team...
"It's obviously the dinosaurs..." Athena spoke.
"Fair enough." Julian shrugs as he and Aurora pressed the button.
"Alright! Cowardly All-Stars like ended this round!" Yanny smiles.
"Ugh! Who didn't confess about not reading!" Viktor yells.
"I'm still learning!" Naomi smiled.
"What read?" Tinkatuff looked cross eyed.
"RAUGGHHHHH!!!!!!!" Viktor looked mad.
Viktor Knyght/Bisharp (Brave Newbies/The Strategist): "MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL! MORONS!!!!!!" HE SCREAMED VERY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA.
Score: CAS 31 - BN 30
"It's time for nine! Who is most likely to cheat on their romantic partner?!" Yanny blushed.
"I bet Sssssylveon because who would date an old pervert." Silicobra spoke.
"Say that again and i will use my ribbons to crush your balls." Sylvee glared daggers.
"Jokesssss on you... i consssider that a win for me!" Sylvester snapped back.
"Gross..." Athena rolled her eyes.
Ms Mime pressed the button.
"Gasp! Ms Mime how naughty!" Aurora looked indignant.
Ms Mime looked annoyed, as she tapped her feet as if saying hurry up.
"We still missing two-" Julian began saying when...
a few seconds earlier.
"I would cheat if the other girl is hotter!" Trevor pressed the button.
"You pig." Flaura Maine glares.
"I would cheat too... there won us the round..." Mr B looked impatient.
"Of course you would." Sparkles rolled her eyes.
Score: CAS 32 - BN 32
"Round 10! Who has said a slur before?" Yanma asked shocked.
TV: Hint: CAS 2 - BN 4
"Bruh, people here say slurs?!" Brianna frowns.
"That is so messed up!" Flaura Maine looked mad.
"I called someone beaner once, is that even a slur?" Sparkles asked.
"Yeah, it is." Yanma did an OnO face.
"I said way too many slurs!" Trevor looked proud.
"Somehow unsurprising." Herbert spoke.
"I gotta admit, I've racially profiled certain criminals in the past..." Frank spoke.
"A racist cop? How original." Buoh spoke.
"I'm not racist, at least... not anymore..." Frank spoke, many still looked at him disappointed.
A few seconds ago...
"So anyone ever said any slurs?" Gardevoir asked.
"I said Nigga way too many times in the past bro." Clobbopus spoke.
"You didn't have to sssssay which ssssslur you know..." Silicobra looked worried.
"Please tell me that will be bleeped out in the episode." Aurora frowned.
"Shock value." Pumpkingking spoke.
"You've got to be kidding!" Ribombee yells.
"FINEEEEEEEE!!!! EVERYONE! No more saying slurs you guys, that includes you Tyson, no saying slurs for anyone or automatic elimination." Pumpkingking announced a new rule, he looked serious.
"Ugh fine!" Tyson looked mad as he crossed his arms.
"Freedom of speech is being restricted!" Gabby began writting that on her paper.
"Anywho uhhh i said the N word before, i had a client who was really into degrading sex and wanted me to say that..." Sylvee blushed.
"Okay mom, what the fuck..." Athena looked disgusted.
"New scores everyone take a looksie! Cause challenge is almost over!" Yanny pointed at TV.
Score: CAS 34 - BN 35
"Final four questions! Question 11! Which players have the highest body count?" Yanny was blushing with heart eyes.
TV: Hint: CAS 3 - BN 4
"Uhhh what's body count OwO?" Naomi asked.
"Who fucked the most." Trevor smirks.
"Ummmm what's fuc-" Naomi began saying.
"Naomi! Come on lets go over here away from the weirdos!" Flaura Maine helped her.
"Yay! Okay miss ghost lady!" Naomi looked happy.
"Obviously Herbert and i fucked a lot, so did Sparkles." Mr B spoke as he pressed the button.
"How so?" Viktor asked.
"Mr B and i run prostitution businesses, I'm sure we can both agree our workers have given us special services... " Herbert spoke.
"I'm Herberts worker." Sparkles spoke nonchalantly.
"You're a slut?!" Gabby looked horrified.
"Say that again and I'll shock you again." Sparkles looked mad.
"I-i mean you're a hard working independent woman!" Gabby laughed nervous.
"Seems legit..." Buoh looked bored.
"So shouldn't Alison also press the button, she is a Lopunny after all." Frank assumed.
"Excuse me?!" Alison looked angry.
"Alison is no prostitute... she is my secretary." Mr B told him.
Frank backed off and looked away.
a few seconds ago...
"I have the highest body count obviously..." Sylvee boasted.
"Doesn't surprise me." Roserade spoke.
"What is that supposed to mean? what are you insinuating about my mom!?" Athena glares.
Silence.
"That she's a whore-" Carmen said which was cut off.
"I fucked a lot of people as well." Gardevoir spoke.
"Oh wow, a Gardevoir with a high body count?! Who could've ever seen that one coming." Mike rolled his eyes.
Sam looked angry.
"I have a high body count too..." Tsareena spoke.
"What? Lindsay you never told me that?" Ribombee looked surprised.
"Living in the streets alone for many years with a rare candy addiction, heh.. i had to do a lot of things with ma body in order to survive..." Lindsay looked ashamed.
Ribombee looked worried and hugged her best friend.
"Round over! Scores?" Yanny Sawyer asked.
Score: CAS 37 - BN 38
"Alright Round Twelve! Who only dates white people?" Asked Yanny.
TV: Hint: CAS 3 - BN 5
"Psh this question would've been perfect for Trump." Steve smirks as he pressed the button.
"Dude what the hell..." Athena side eyed him.
"It's really a preference thing." Ribombee pressed the button.
"Wuh?! But... you're black!" Tyson looked shocked.
"Yeah... AND?!" Ribombee glares.
"Whatever, you're crazy homes." Tyson rolled his eyes.
"Eeee... don't judge!" Brianna pressed the button.
"Finally some good progress!" Mike smirks.
Score: CAS 40 - BN 38
"Really nobody on the other team admitted it?" Asked Grace.
"Frank! You're a cop! We know you only date whites!" Viktor yells.
"That's a mighty thing to assume." Frank denied it.
Mr B and Leafeon tried to not attract attention.
"Ahem what's the next question?" Gabby asked.
"Unlucky question thirteen! Who has stolen before!" Yanny asked.
TV: Hint: CAS 11 - BN 3
"We are gonna lose so at least try to get more than 3 points!" Athena yelled.
"I stole cheese!" Dedenne pressed the button.
"Trust me i stole a lot of stuff..." Carmen pressed the button.
"Does stealing virginities count?" Sylvee asked.
"Uh... no like it doesn't..." Yanma looked at her boredly.
"Shucks..." Sylveon frowned.
"Ding! Oop! Round over!" Yanny smiles.
A few seconds ago...
"I stole before..." Mr B confessed.
"Same, it was all in the name of research, so... i had to steal." Leafeon nods.
"Tinkatuff steal meat!" Tinkatuff growls.
"Ding! Oop! Round Over!" Yanny smiles.
"Deja Vu." Pumpkingking smiles.
Score: CAS 42 - BN 41
"The next question is like the FINAL QUESTION! AND IT'S THE BIGGEST BADDEST MOST JUICIEST GOSSIP TEA OF ALL TIME! ECHIIII!" Yanma did a OwO face.
"Just say it! We need to catch up! Viktor yells.
"Final question is... Who has not lost their virginity yet?!" Yanma asked.
DRAMATIC SOUNDS AND GASPS!!!!
TV: Hint: CAS 4 - BN 9
"Come on give us like all that kawaii personal info!" Yanny grins.
"Imagen being a virgin how pathetic hahahaha!" Pumpkingking laughed, making a lot of contestants nervous.
"I had a wife so it's obviously not me." Mike spoke.
"It's not me either." Athena looked nervous.
"I am a prostitute, of course I've gotten laid." Sylveon looked sassy.
"I'm an anchor, do i count?" Dhelmise asked.
"Your species is genderless Grace, you don't count." Pumpkingking told her.
Grace gave a sad yarrrr...
"Team please fess up!" Viktor looked desperate he was sweating.
"There is way too many options, we will lose before we can all admit it..." Buoh looked bored, Nidoking was nervous next to him.
"Um where is Naomi?" Fuecoco asked.
"She went somewhere with Flaura Maine..." Clefable told him.
"Ooga Booga is gone too..." Rodrick spoke.
"Team please we need to focus!" Viktor yells.
"I uh... i never had sex b-before..." Carla confessed.
"Thank you for confessing carla! It's no big deal look i also haven't done that stuff yet!" Viktor smiled.
"Haha loser." Trevor smirks.
"Enough! It's not funny!" Viktor yells.
"Viktor the virgin! Hahaha ironic...!" Trevor laughs.
Viktor was growling in rage.
While everyone was distracted Nidoking pressed the button.
"Hey everyone I'm back!" Flaura Maine smiled, Naomi was happy next to her.
"Flaura Maine, are you a virgin?" asked Rodrick.
"Uh yeah? Weird thing to ask Rodrick..." Misdreavus looked annoyed.
"Hurry! Press that button!" Rodrick told her.
"Oh uh... okay!" Misdreavus pressed it.
a few seconds before that...
"Everyone this challenge is simple we aren't gonna lose because of this, see?" Ribombee pressed the button.
"Alright... I'll press it..." Brianna pressed the button.
"Heh yeah who would wanna fuck that..." Tyson grins.
Dedenne did a VERY sad meme face.
"Umm what is virginity?" Asked Aurora.
"You serious?" Athena asked.
"Dinosaur times." Carmen told her.
"Ever mated before darling?" Sylvee asked.
"...no..." Aurora blushed.
"Then press that button!" Sylvee pointed at it with her ribbons, the sauropod pressed it.
"Our team is only missing one person to fess up." Sam spoke.
"Come on teammate just admit it so the enemy team stops making points, just say it!" Julian yelled.
"Okay okay! It'sssss me okay... I'm the virginsssss..." Silicobra pressed the button.
"Hahaha imagen." Julian grins.
Silicobra grrrrrrs.
"And my challenge is like so over! Here are the final scores!" Yanny Sawyer announces.
Final Score: Cowardly All-Stars 46 - Brave Newbies 45
"UwU The Cowardly All-Stars like barely win! It was so close but it seems Brave Newbies you will all be up for elimination AGAIN hehe welp this was so fun but i gotta bounce haha see ya onii-chan senpai!" Yanma moaned as she was teleported away.
"Sheesh good to be rid of that freak..." Pumpkingking had finished snapping his fingers.
"Are... you... kidding me!!!??!?!" Viktor screams.
"Nope, also uhhh Tinkatuff answered truthfully to two questions while Fuecoco only answered one, so she wins the tie breaker and stays, Koko you're eliminated." Pumpkingking told him.
"What?! Koko is out! This is so not taco! Ahhhh!" Fuecoco was teleported outside of a Tacobell mariachi music was playing.
"Umm... this place does not look like mi dimension hombre..." Koko looked worried.
...back to white void...
"Sorry to tell you this Brave Newbies, but... you lost for a third time in a row..." Donna frowns.
"...no...noo... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Viktor screams.
"Um hey viewers vote Save, Prize and Eliminate on members of Brave Newbies... i think you're all starting to get the drill, voting ends when Liz doesn't forget to write me... see you next episode..." Donna the Dunsparce went away.
(Final Scene)
"Gua Guaguagua?!" Totodile did gua sounds.