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"Previously on Total Alphabet Drama!" 8 announced to the camera, before clips of the previous episode began to play.

"We were introduced to our 26 campers!" clips of various contestants getting off their boats are shown.

"Some people made quick friends" T and E were shown laughing together. "Some made quick enemies," D, P and A were shown bickering. "And by some, I mean a LOT," R was shown glaring at U, A complained about L and W yelled at U.

"There was also a nice little reunion between 'friends'," M, N and O all looking at L in shock was shown, before M started mocking L.

"Our teams were formed and some were- not so happy with their teammates," everyone moaning about being on the same team as L was shown, while D and P complained about being on opposite teams.

"C and G annoyed their new cabinmates" A was shown yelling at C and G. "I, J and M were disgusted by the living conditions," M was shown screaming at a cockroach, before K squished it. "Q found most of their teammates disliked them, until R manipulated them into an alliance," Q being rejected by their teammates was shown, followed by R's confessional and Q hugging her. "And W hated U for-" 8 paused "No reason, really, causing X and Z to intervene." X trying to make peace before W threatened them was shown, while Z successfully calmed things down.

"And Y was confused," Y was shown looking puzzled in the confessional

"Now it's time for our teams to face their first challenge" 8 exclaimed to the camera as focus returned to her.

"Which team will win, and which of them will lose?" she asks the camera rhetorically. "And who will be the first contestant sent packing? These questions and many more will be answered right here on Total! Alphabet! Drama!" the camera panned out at each word she said as she raised up her arms.

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DEAR MOM AND DAD I'M DOING FINE

[The camera pans through the forest, flying past 8, being carried my . , and ' before swinging above the cliff before diving inside it]

YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND

[It then pans into the ocean to reveal F swimming past a shark before it eats them]

YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE

[M, N and O are chilling on a dinghy and chatting, before F's body floats up to the surface, causing the 3 to panic]

AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE

[An eagle grabs F's corpse and flies over to an area in the woods, where P and D are stood making out]

I WANNA BE FAMOUS

[The eagle drops his corpse next to the couple, who both ignore it, while C starts prodding the body with a stick]

I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN

[A is shown flexing his muscles to Y, who scratches his head, while K rolls his eyes in the background, before kicking Y into the air]

WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CUZ I'VE ALREADY WON

[A and K fall down a waterfall in the background while E and T both laugh while standing on a log balanced above the waterfall, before E laughs so hard she falls off]

EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY

[T bends down in concern, Y smacks into him from above]

I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY

[Y and T smack into the back of the confessional, causing X to fall out, before R helps them up, a devious grin on her face]

CUZ I WANNA BE FAMOUS

[The camera pans inside the mess hall, where 3 meals are laid out on the counter in front of 3 contestants, G, I and J. G looks at theirs blankly, J gives his a look of disgust, and I kicks her across the mess hall. The camera pans to the left to reveal W and H arm wrestling with determined faces, before W wins, causing him to cheer, as H accepts his defeat]

NANANANANANA NANANANANANA NANANANANANA NANANANA

[The camera pans out of the mess hall to a set of steps leading up to the beach where U is enthusiastically talking to a shy V. The camera pans further to reveal B, L and Z all building sandcastles on the beach. As L puts a seashell on hers, it all falls apart, and Z starts laughing and taunting her, causing her to look away in embarrassment as B raises an eyebrow at Z]

I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

[Q does a row of cartwheels and front flips down the dock, before reaching the end and finishing with a somersault. S is standing there, and as Q waves to her, she hisses at them and jumps back on all fours, before howling at the sky]

I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

[The camera pans up to the sky as day turns to night before the camera goes back down to reveal D and P making out at the campfire. 8 tries to separate the 2 to reveal herself, but the lovebirds stay locklipped]

WHISTLING NOTES

[The camera pans out the reveal everyone sitting around the campfire, A, B, C, E, F, G, H, I, J, K L and M to D's left and N, O, Q, R, S,T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z on P's right, with all 24 of them whistling along. The camera reveals a shabby, wooden sign with illuminated yellow lights reading 'TOTAL ALPHABET DRAMA']

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The 26 contestants all sat around the mess hall, divided by 2 tables, 1 with the Screaming Squirrels, the other with the Deadly Dolphins.

"Okay, and then, Raven used her powers to-" Q chattered on to the people sat next to them, R, Y, T, W and V. V started to awkwardly shuffle away to the other side of the table, which was followed by T and Y, who had been sat by her side.

"AND IT ALL EXPLODED!" they exclaimed. "It was SO cool!" they had a massive grin on their face as they turned to R and W. "So, what do you guys think?" they beamed.

R had put on a mask of looking moderately interested, despite being bored out of her mind, while W just scowled. "Don't talk to me again," he huffed before walking to the other of the table.

"R? What'd you think?" they asked exuberantly.

"I thought it was pretty cool," she said, with a fake smile. "I can tell why Raven is your favourite character," she added, which made Q grin even more.

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R sat in the confessional, looked extremely annoyed. "It's only been a couple hours and I already never want to hear anything about Teen Titans ever again," she scowled. "I need more allies," she sighed.

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At the other table, M, J and I sat next to one another, all giving their meals looks of varying disgust.

"I can not eat that without throwing up in my mouth!" M exclaimed after having taken a small bite of hers.

"Agreed, this is absolutely disgusting!" J added, looking repulsed at his.

"I can't even look at it without being sick," I said, placing her hand over her eyes as she looked down at the floor.

"Uh, hey chef person?" M called across the hall to a . who was stood behind a counter, an annoyed look on her face. "Can we get some actually decent food?" he asked, half being rude but half being genuine, which was just met by the period flipping them off.

"Okay, cool, thanks," she murmured to himself sarcastically.

S looked down at her plate off food in disgust, while Z, who was sat next to her, mindlessly prodded a fork at hers. "This is horrendous," S hissed. "How am I supposed to get meat from this!?" she poked at a pile of 'mashed potatoes' before part of it disintergrated on her fork, causing her and Z to stare in mild shock.

"Well, that's it, I am not gonna eat this," Z said, pushing her plate away meekly.

"A wolf needs protein, and this has nothing," S growled at her plate, causing a weird look from Z.

"...Are you okay?" Z asked in mild concern.

"Wow guys, this food doesn't look very G-reat!" E laughed as she nudged G in the shoulder and snapped her fingers, causing G to raise their eyebrow at her.

"I sure hope it's not I-nedible!" she chuckled and snapped her fingers again as she smirked at I, all of her teammates getting increasingly annoyed.

"Cause, if it is, we might F-ail the challenge!" she did her laugh and snap routine once more, as she nudged F, before one of her teammates finally stood up.

"If you make one of those 'jokes' where you just say a word but nudge the person who's name the word starts with ONE. MORE. TIME. I will KICK YOU in the face." K threatened her, his face full of rage, while E just sat there in silent shock, before letting out a small nod.

"There has to be something we could do to convince 8 to have a team swap" O mused to N as the 2 friends sat together, scheming how to get M on their team.

"OOH! I got it!" N exclaimed, causing O to raise his eyebrow. "What if we injure one of our teammates so they get med-evaced, then we need a new teammate, and since the teams are alphabetical, Mina would be the next closest one and he'd be added to our team!" he explained, while O glared at him.

N let out a sigh. "I know, we shouldn't try and kill our teammates just so we can get Mina on our team," he paused briefly. "Unless-"

"No." O cut him off simply.

At each table, D and P had been sulking about being separated, which was added to by 8 saying teams had to sit together.

"Hey, are you okay?" U asked P, shuffling over to sit next to him.

"Oh, uh, yeah, I just- miss Daniel," he sighed, giving his boyfriend a longing look. "We're- always together, so now that we need to compete against each other, everything feels weird."

"Yeah, I bet that's hard," U gave P a sympathetic smile. "But, I'm sure you 2 can last long enough to get to the merge and be able to work together," she smiled. "Just have patience,"

P sighed and let out a slight smile. "Thanks, U"

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"No offence, U, buuuut" P sat in the confessional as he paused to find the words. "That's utter bullsh-"

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While D sulked, A slid on over to him.

"Hey," D said, noticing A next to him, not looking up.

"Stop sulking you wuss, nobody cares." A said simply, causing D to look up at him, offended.

"I hope you guys finished your food!" 8 greeted, walking into the mess hall.

"I'd rather die," J deadpanned, his plate left completely untouched.

"Thank you, J, very helpful," 8 eyerolled, her voice full of sarcasm. "For those of you who aren't gonna interrupt me, it's time for your first challenge!" she exclaimed, causing mass whisper among the contestants.

"If you'll all follow me," she said, ushering the contestants outside as they all followed behind her.

8 brought all 26 contestants to a set-up with 2 computers and 2 projectors, causing everyone to raise their eyebrows. "Today's challenge is a 3-parter," she explained. "The team that wins the first part will get an advantage in part 2, and the winner of part 2 will get an advantage in part 3, and the team that wins that will gain immunity, while the other team will be put up for elimination."

"Your first part will be an easy one," she assures the contestants, who still seem confused about the projectors and computers. "4 members from each team will be selected to make a presentation about why I'm the best host ever!" she explained, with a very cocky smile, which was met with nothing but pure annoyance.

"Narcissist much?" Z whispered to R, who nodded with an eyeroll.

"For the Screaming Squirrels, the members competing are," the host spoke, turning to the team in question. "B, C, D and M. And for the Deadly Dolphins: N, O, S and V" she said, pointing to each contestant as she said their name.

"You'll all have 20 minutes to make your presentation using these computers," she gestured towards the computers as the 8 chosen contestants made their way slowly over to them. "Your time starts... NOW!" she exclaimed, as the contestants chosen quickly got to work.

"What about the rest of us?" R complained.

"I dunno, sit there and wait, not my problem," 8 shrugged, before walking off. "Also, Coral will be watching you guys, so don't try and help with the presentation if you weren't selected," she stopped and turned her head before pointing to a comma who was waving happily to the 18 others, before 8 walked off.

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"This is stupid," W complains, rolling his eyes.

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"If we want to make this as good as we possibly can, we're going to want to choose a few certain aspects of her personality and overembellish them into their own slides, which I don't think we should do more than 7 of, considering the time limit" C explained to his team, as B started making the presentation on the computer.

"We need to suck up. Hard," M added, who was currently examining his nails.

"Of course, but not so much that it's obvious what we're doing," C agreed. "We need to compliment her in ways that seem genuine,"

"Like how's she separates friends for the sake of it," M eyerolled, her sarcasm overflowing, as N and O heard her joke and laughed.

"Maybe if we just scream at her enough, she'll agree," N joked to O, still both on the topic of getting M on their team.

"I can tell your joking, but that might actually work," O shrugged. "If we just spent an hour straight asking her 'Can M swap teams?', she'd probably let us,"

"Well, O, I know what we're gonna do today," N chuckled, which O also laughed to.

"Well, she'd probably just swap her with one of us, wouldn't be surprised if she did," O added with a mildly annoyed facial expression.

"Of course," N sighed. But while those 2 had been having their conversation, S had been staring them down the entire time, before eventually, she walked over and hissed at the 2.

"...Go away." N said bluntly before returning to his conversation with O.

S then walked over to V who had been standing away from the other 3 and stared her down, as V gave her a nervous look, before S hissed at her, causing V to get startled and run off.

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"S scares me..." V said meekly in the confessional.

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S huffed as she marched over to the computer. "I guess I need to do this," she hissed, before begrudgingly starting work

After 10 minutes, both teams had been shaping up well. The Screaming Squirrels had made a title page and 3 pages on why 8 was amazing, each focused on a different aspect. C had been the one writing the slides out, while B edited them to make them look more flashy, while M gave ideas for what they could compliment 8 on, with D being the only one not helping out.

And while The Deadly Dolphins presentation had been going well, it wasn't necessarily going great. S had only gotten 2 slides done so far on her own, each of which were much more simplistic, both in terms of writing and design, than the Squirrels.

"D, no offence, but are you actually going to add anything, or are you just gonna sit there and sulk?" C asked D, who had been sitting with his knees tucked up for the past 10 minutes.

"8 likes being evil and placing lovers on different teams." he sulked.

"That's- not a good thing-" C interjected, before M interrupted them.

"Nono, 8's the kinda person who'd enjoy being called that, put it in," M said, still examining their nails.

"...Okay?" C awkwardly said, before taking their place at the computer and adding in a slide to praise 8 about tearing friends apart.

S furiously tapped away on the computer, still giving N and O pointed glares. "Are you two gonna help?" she hissed, her tone more annoyed than before.

"Well, you're doing it, so we don't really need to," O idly shrugged, as the 2 friends continued to ignore her.

"If you don't stop ignoring me, I will bite you," S threatened.

"Okay, weirdo," N laughed, ignoring her threat, before S leapt down from her seat and bit his arm.

"OW WHAT THE HECK!? YOU FREAK." N yelped in pain as O gave S a shocked look.

"I warned you," S spat before storming back up to the computer.

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"Who does N think he is? A god!?" S hissed angrily.

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"And time!" 8 announced as she walked back over to the teams, the 18 who had been sat out all practically dead of boredom at this point. "I hope you put something good together," she smirked. "Screaming Squirrels, you guys are up first!"

B transferred the presentation from the computer into the projector and started flicking through the slides as 8 read it. The slides were neatly organised and looked very appealing, thanks to B, had lots of well-done writing, thanks to C, and unique topics being covered, thanks to M.

"Okay, that was really good," 8 smiled at the 4 after she had finished reading through all the slides. "Good detail, nice design, great points," her smile turned into a somewhat narcissistic smirk. "Great job you guys." She then turned to the Deadly Dolphins. "Dolphins, you're up!"

S walked over to the projector and put the presentation in. "By the way, I was the only one on my team to do anything," she spat, glaring at N, O and V, her lisp more present than ever.

"Maybe I would've if you didn't bite me," N murmured angrily.

As 8 started flipping through the slide, a look of horror encroached on her face. The slides had lots of great detail, but it turns out that S could not spell for the life of her. It made it practically impossible to read, which was not helped by the horrendous formatting.

"Okay, there's really no comparing here, Squirrels win part 1," 8 said simply, as the Squirrels began cheering, while the Dolphins moaned.

"Your fault," S spat at N, who rolled his eyes at her.

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"S is an absolute freak!" N cried. "She is so going down for BITING ME."

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"Welcome to part 2 of today's challenge" 8 announced as the 26 contestants stood atop a hill that went down a slope, with 2 two-person bikes parked atop it. "Two members from each team will bike down this hill together, with the driver being blindfolded, while the other person directs them," she explained, as some people became worried about the dangers of the challenge. "Whichever team crosses the finish line first will win an advantage in the final part! Also, Squirrels, as an advantage for winning part 1, you guys get a 15 second head start!"

"The directors will be A and Z," she said, pointing to the 2, A grinning and clutching his fist, while Z just looked nervous. "And the drivers will be... L and W!" W put his hands on his hips with a cocky smile, while L gulped nervously, all her teammates groaning.

"Ugh, seriously?" A complained. "There's no way I can win this with- HER!"

"Too bad, so sad," 8 mocked him, to which he rolled his eyes.

The 4 chosen contestants went over to their bikes and climbed on, with L and W putting on their blindfolds.

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"Well, that's it," Z said with a fake smile. "This is how I die!"

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"Okay, A and L, like I said earlier, you're going first. On my mark," 8 started. "3. 2. 1... GO!" she cried as L started pedalling down the hill.

"MOVE LEFT!" A cried as they drove past a rock. "RIGHT!" he called just in time to avoid smacking into a tree branch.

"Woah!" L cried, as having to swerve so suddenly had slightly thrown her off balance.

"You should've turned faster," A complained. "RIGHT!" he cried suddenly, briefly startling L as she managed to dodge a log. "You suck at this,"

"W and Z, you guys can start in 3. 2. 1..." 8 counted down. "NOW!" W quickly started pedalling down the hill as Z started yelling directions at him.

"LEFT" W turned the bike left. "HARD RIGHT" W swerved right, dodging the tree branch and the log.

"LEFT," A yelled at L, as she tried to quickly turn to dodge a rock, but wasn't fast enough, as the bike bumped into it, throwing them both majorly off balance.

"Oh no." L breathed out in panic as she felt the bike begin to wobble.

"Steady the freaking bike!" A yelled at her, as she frantically tried to steer straight.

"RIGHT," Z called at W, as he turned past a ditch.

"This is so easy," W smirked.

"Don't get too cocky," Z deadpanned. "Left!" she directed W as he swerved past a tree.

"It is literally as easy as riding a bike," he stated.

"Yeah, blindfolded," Z eyerolled. "Right!" W turned past a bush.

"Pfft, easy," W smirked cockily, starting to get on Z's nerves. "I could ride a bike backwards off the side of a cliff,"

"Wait a minute-" Z said, as she was struck by an idea. "Turn right and keep going until I say so!" she cried.

"Wait, what?" W asked, somewhat confused by her plan.

"Just do it!" she called, as W followed her instructions and pedalled right.

"What the hell are they doing?" A mused as he noticed Z and W driving away.

"Where do I go?" L asked in a minor panic, after managing to finally get the bike levelled again.

"Left," A said, not paying her too much attention, still watching Z and W. And as L turned left, turned out that was the wrong way, as she hit a log, causing the bike to start spinning around.

"Woah-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhh," she cried as the bike began spinning out of control, grabbing on as hard as she could.

"Oh crap!" A cried as the 2 continued to spin down the hill, until the bike smacked into a tree, causing the 2 to fall off.

"Ow..." L muttered, rubbing her head.

"Nice going," A eyerolled, as L awkwardly clutched her arm in embarrassment.

"Okay, now keep going left," Z instructed W, after not having to tell him anything since getting him to pedal right

"Okay, now keep going left," Z instructed W, after not having to tell him anything since getting him to pedal right.

"Y'know I'd appreciate it if you actually explained your plan here," W snarked.

"Not now," Z eyerolled before the 2 crossed over the finish line at the bottom.

"Congrats Z and W, you guys have won part 2 for the Dolphins!" 8 exclaimed, causing the 2 to cheer. "As for A and L, you guys flopped. Literally," she said, as A glared at her from where the 2 had crashed.

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"I realised that since there aren't any obstacles on the sides of the hill, if we cycled down there, we'd be golden," Z shrugged.

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"Of course it's L who loses us our lead," M eyerolled, hands on hips.

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"And L losing comes in clutch," N smirked.

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"Time for the 3rd and final part of todays challenge!" 8 announced to the contestants as they stood atop a cliff, with a body of water below. "Whichever team wins this one will win immunity, while the other will be sent to the campfire ceremony and have to vote someone off," she smirked.

"In the water below, there are 20 keys hidden. 1 by 1, each of the 7 remaining members of each team will dive down and be given 30 seconds to try and find a key. If they find a key, they'll bring it back up to the surface and place it in one of their teams 10 key boxes, and if not, they'll have to go back into the queue and face that humiliation. The first team to collect all 10 keys will win immunity!" 8 explained. "Dolphins, for winning the last challenge, your advantage is starting out with 1 key,"

"So, competing for the squirrels are: E, F, G, H, I, J and K." she stated. "And for the Dolphins: P, Q, R, T, U, X and Y. So get ready," she smirked, as she started to walk off.

"Oh, and one more thing. These waters are shark infested," she added, before dashing off.

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"SHARKS!?" J gasped in shock. "IS SHE INSANE!?"

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"Is this even legal!?" R cried.

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"HUH!?" T gaped. "I'm gonna die..."

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"SHARKS!?" E cried "Oh man, that SH-ucks!" she joked, before snapping her fingers and laughing.

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"Sharks!?" Y gasped. "This is even BETTER than the previous Total Wipeout seasons! It adds real stakes, y'know?"

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"By the way, you guys have 1 minute to decide the order you're going in." Penelope, the intern who had been stationed at the top of the cliff told them all, not even looking up from her phone.

"I'll go first, trust me guys, I'll rock this!" Y exclaimed to his teammates, while E chuckled before throwing a small rock at his feet.

"I mean, who am I to complain about not having to jump into shark infested waters first," R shrugged, causing Y to pump his fist.

"If none of you want to go early, I'll be second," U smiled.

"I mean, I don't get why this is so bad, I'll go after U," X shrugged.

"It's probably because the sharks could-" Q started before R put her hand over their mouth and 'shhh'ed them.

"P's going next," R stated, which was met with no objections from the still-sulking P.

"I guess I'll go after him, then," Q added awkwardly.

"Okay, then me, then T. Cool? Cool." R asked T, not even waiting for his conformation.

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"Well at least I'll die last," T joked.

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"I say H goes first," said I. "He looks strong," she added, admiring his muscles.

"Uhm, okay?" H reluctantly agreed.

"I'm sure you'll rock this challenge," E chuckled, holding up a rock.

"Raise your hand if you think E should go second for saying that joke." J asked, which was met by everyone, minus E herself, raising their hand.

"Damnit." E mumbled.

"I'll go next! I'm sure I'll be great!" F cheered, as E began to pull out a cheese grater from behind her back.

"Stop." K told her in a threatening tone, causing her to put the cheese grater back.

"Are you sure? You've already died once..." H awkwardly objected.

"Who here doesn't mind not going 3rd?" F asked to the 4 who hadn't confirmed their placements yet, who all raised their hands.

"He's got me," J shrugged.

"Well, since I'm as fabulous as I am, I'm sure those sharks won't dare to try and eat me," I bragged, which was received with annoyed looks from all her teammates.

"I'll go after her, since unlike the rest of you, I'm not weak," K said in a condescending tone.

"Weak!? Oh I'll show you weak, darling." J snarked, placing his hands on his hips.

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"Put others down and they'll fight back," K shrugged. "It's simple, really,"

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"Okay, challenge starts in 3," Penelope said to the contestants as they had gotten into order, H and Y prepared to jump. "2. 1... go!" she said dully, as H and Y dived off the cliff and into the waters.

Y quickly looked around before spotting a key and swimming towards it as fast as he could, while H began idly swimming around trying to spot a key. Y grabbed the key he found and swam over to the shore and jumped out, before dashing over to put the key in a box. What was shocking however, was how he had done this all in 7 seconds.

"...And after only 7 seconds, Y gets his team their second key!" 8 announced over a loudspeaker.

"Yesss," Y pumped his fist before running back up the cliff. U looked down in shock before finally diving into the water.

H swam over to a key he'd spotted, grabbed it and left the water, before placing the key in his team's box.

"And H scores his team their first point!" 8 announced.

As E reluctantly jumped into the water, U swam over to a key she'd spotted, unknowing of the shark swimming towards her. As she grabbed the key with a smile, she turned around to see a shark staring her down. She panicked and tried to swim away, but alas, it was too late as the shark caught up and ate her. Coral, the intern stationed at the bottom of the water, quickly pressed the revive button, bringing U back to life.

"Great job," W sarcastically clapped as she was revived in front of the 12 contestants who'd been sitting out.

"Sorry..." she apologised before quickly sprinting back up the hill.

As X dived in, E's timer was starting to run out, as she only had 10 seconds left, and hadn't even spotted a key yet. X, on the other hand, had instantly spotted a key and began swimming towards it. As soon as E spotted them swimming towards a key, she quickly dived in. While she knew she had no chance of grabbing it, if she threw it away from X, F might have a chance of grabbing it on their turn. Once X stopped just in front of the key, and went to grab it, E's hand reached down, grabbed the key and tossed it away, making sure F could see what she was doing, just before her timer ran out, and she swam out the water.

F, who'd noticed E's plan, dived in as soon as Penelope gave him the clear, going as close to the area she'd thrown the key to as he could. X quickly looked to see where the key had gone, before noticing it and swimming towards it. As they arrived at the key, F had done the same, and the 2 scowled at each other before both grabbing the key and starting a tug-of-war over it. As the 2 tugged, F had an idea and tapped X on the shoulder and pointed behind them, causing xem to turn around, distracting them, and letting F pull the key away from them and swim to shore and place the key in one of his teams boxes.

"F gets their team another key, tying things up 2 all!" 8 announced over the megaphone.

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"What was F trying to show me?" X pondered.

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Once I's turn to dive came, she began to panic. "Okay, yeah, no, I'm not doing this." she stated, staring down at the water.

"Well, it's your turn, so you are," K objected, an unamused look on his face.

"No way! I don't have a death wish!" she scowled.

"Just jump!" he argued.

"No!" she cried, before K scowled, raised his foot behind him, and kicked I off the cliff, J stood behind him looking at him in shock.

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"Note to self, don't piss off K," J noted.

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P unenthusiastically dived in after X's time ran out, while I screamed the entire way down.

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"K is insane!" I cried angrily.

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While P tried to search for a key, I was more concerned with avoiding all the sharks. Once P found and key and went to collect it, I tried to copy E's tactic from earlier, but failed as P grabbed the key and swam off before she could even get near. She let out a deflated sigh, before swimming off as she noticed a shark in her vicinity. P placed his key in his teams 3rd box, upping the score 3-2.

"WHOO! Great job, babe!" D cheered at P, smiling for the first time since the 2 had been placed on separate teams.

"Thanks, babe," P gave D a seductive smile back as he ran off.

"Uh, he's on the other team." M snarked.

"Yeah well, he's my boyfriend. So shut up," D retorted.

"Y'know, I thought the biking challenge was dangerous, but turns out being picked for it was a blessing in disguise," Z remarked, as she watched I swim away from a shark that was chasing her.

"I wish I was in this challenge," A said. "Then I wouldn't've crashed into a tree." he snarked, giving L a glare, who looked away in embarrassment. "Actually, if I was partnered with any but this loser, that wouldn't've happened, cuz I'm amazing," he stated.

"That's Lola for ya. Can't go 2 seconds without messing something up," M eyerolled.

"I hope you guys enjoy having her on your team," N smirked smugly.

"Don't worry, we won't have to for long," M replied, causing the 3 best friends to laugh at L, while B looked at the 3 suspiciously.

The contestants continued to dive and collect keys, some succeeding, and others failing. K, H, G, Y, P and Q had all being doing really well, E, F, J, R, T and U had been doing okay, while I and X had just been doing not well at all. After 12 minutes, both teams were tied at 9 points, and it was Q and F's turns to jump. The 2 jumped into the water, more prepared than ever to grab their teams final key.

Q and F began searching around for a key, and they each spotted one, swimming towards them. F grabbed his first, long before Q got theirs. But the hold back? As soon as they grabbed it, a shark swam up behind them and ate them. Coral quickly revived him as he dived back into the water, while Q began swimming towards the shore to place their key.

"And the winners are..." 8 announced over the megaphone.

"...THE DEADLY DOLPHINS!" she cried, causing all the Dolphins to begin cheering. "Which means, Screaming Squirrels, you guys are up for elimination, and one of you will be voted out tonight,"

"I wonder who we'll be choosing," M deadpanned sarcastically, giving L a glare, who gulped nervously.

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"I won the first challenge for my team!" Q cheered, before letting out a squeal.

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"L is so going down," M scowled.

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"I'm toast," L gulped.

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The Screaming Squirrels all sat around their table in the mess hall, eating in an awkward silence.

"So..." C said, trying to start up a conversation. "Who should we vote out?" they asked.

"Ah yes, let's discuss that in the face of the person you're planning to vote out, great idea," J eyerolled.

"Not like we even need to discuss it anyways," M scoffed. "L is clearly the one going home," she glared at L, who sunk back into her seat.

"So, do you have a personality outside of hating L, or is this the whole package?" K asked, causing E to chuckle.

"Excuse me?" M snapped back. "Yes I do, and you can't say anything when all you've done is kick people and threaten to kick people,"

"You're no better," K retorted. "It's always 'L sucks' 'let's get L out' 'L should be eliminated' and never anything else,"

"Okay, guys, the argument is not necessary here," C said with an awkward grin.

"Agreed, we can just plan our votes individually," G added on.

"Y'know what? I'm leaving," M said, storming off. "Not like this food is edible anyways!"

His teammates all stared on as they walked off, as things all became really awkward. "Uhm..." L awkwardly trailed off.

"M has a point though, L should be eliminated," A said. "She messed up the second part for me. If she hadn't been there, I would've won, because I'm great," he bragged.

"I think we should vote for the person who TRIED TO KILL ME." I spat at K, who just rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, uh, that was messed up," J added, giving K a weird look.

"She wasn't doing the challenge, I'm not the villain here," he eyerolled, which J and I met with looks of disbelief.

"Okay, not to throw too many candidates into the mix but," H interjected. "I'm pretty sure A messed up in the bike challenge, not L..."

"Are you saying I caused us that loss!?" A cried in offense. "L was the one riding bike, she was the one that drove us into that tree!" he objected.

"You were only giving her directions just before the obstacles though," H shrugged.

"I can't believe you just said that." A said.

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"Hopefully some people targeting K and A might mean I'm safe," L smiled hopefully.

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"L better be out!" M scowled.

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"This is an easy vote," K shrugged.

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"This is a tricky vote," C mused.

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The 13 Screaming Squirrels sat around the campfire on short stumps, some looking nervous, others looking annoyed, while some just looked neutral.

"Welcome, Squirrels, to your first ever elimination ceremony," 8 greeted the 13, holding a tray full of marshmallows in her hands. "Tonight, you guys flopped, and one of you will pay the ultimate price; being the first person eliminated!" she exclaimed, causing most of the contestants to gasp. "As you know, if you receive a marshmallow, you're safe. Whichever of you doesn't receive a marshmallow must walk down the dock, and take the boat out of the game," she smirked.

"The first marshmallow goes to..." she paused briefly. "B," B got up and claimed his marshmallow from the plate.

"Next marshmallow goes to H," H smiled and grabbed his marshmallow.

"C," 8 continued, as C got up and grabbed his marshmallow.

"M, J and G," the 3 all claimed their marshmallows.

"I," I rolled her eyes before claiming her marshmallow.

"F," 8 continued.

"Yes!" F cheered as he ran up and picked up his marshmallow and popped it in his mouth.

"D," D reluctantly got up from his seat and grabbed his marshmallow

"...E," E jumped up from her seat with a wide grin and grabbed her marshmallow.

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"Sweet victory," E joked as she popped her marshmallow in her mouth.

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"A, K and L, all 3 of have received votes tonight," 8 told them. "A, you're constantly bragging about how 'great' you are-"

"Because I am," A interjected, annoying 8.

"And your late directions to L caused your loss in the second challenge," she continued.

"That was entirely L's fault," A objected with an eyeroll.

"K, you threatened and kicked multiple people, and definitely made yourself some enemies today," 8 told him.

"We would've lost harder if I didn't," he shrugged off.

"And L, you crashed the bike in the second part of the challenge, causing you to lose the advantage for part 3, which, if you'd got, would've let you win," 8 explained, causing L to just sigh in shame. "But, only one of you can be eliminated," she said.

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A." 8 finally said. "K, L, you are both safe."

"WHAT!?" A cried out in outrage. "How am I the first person eliminated!? L was the one who messed up in the challenge, not me!" he objected.

"No, it was definitely you," H deadpanned.

"UGH! Screw this!" A yelled, before storming off

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"What do I think about my elimination?" A asked the camera. I think it was rigged. Absolutely rigged. There is no way I got out over that walking loser!" he snarked. "I mean, I'm kind, smart! This is sh-"

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A was shown being drove away on the boat, while 8 stood on the docks, watching. "Well, that was one heck of a first elimination!" 8 exclaimed to the camera. "What will our contestants do without our most annoying contestant in? Who will win the next challenge? And who will be the second contestant eliminated?" she asked rhetorically. "Find out all this and more on the next episode of Total! Alphabet! Drama!"

[A/N: hello. i have nothing to say here other than hello. Neon, got anything to say? -Lily.

Yes I do in fact. Hope you enjoyed this episode! Did you expect A to go home first? Probably not. You were probably hoping that W would be out or something. Anyway stay tuned for ep 3. Also please leave your predictions for that episode down below! Also who is your fav character so far? For me its Q. Anyway uhhhhhhhh bye besties!

Lily from later on in the day, I just wanted to say I wrote this in like 5 days and I'm prove of myself cuz I've spent literal months on writing a single chapter in a fanfic before, so i see this as an absolute win ]