[A/N: time for the next episode motherfuckers! We set up some stuff last time so let's see how it pays off now!

I don't want the opening notes to just 1 be line so uh

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"Previously on Total Alphabet Drama!" 8 exclaimed to the camera. "Our contestants second challenge was to nominate 1 member on each team to spell out words using their other teammates. The Screaming Squirrels chose J, and The Dangerous Dolphins chose Z," she explained as clips of her explaining the challenge were shown.

"R expanded her alliance by adding S, U, V and Z to it," R was shown talking to the 3 girls.

"E and F formed a pact in order to try and get B to laugh," E and F were shown doing their handstand gag.

"Z and J argued, which J used as an excuse to distract her," J was shown smirking as he took a picture of his teammates.

"By the end of the challenge, the Dangerous Dolphins won with 49 words spelt out, causing the Screaming Squirrels to lose yet again," Dolphins were shown cheering over their win, while Squirrels sighed in disappointment.

"Screaming Squirrels discussed who to vote and it got even more heated than last time," the team was shown arguing with each other in the mess hall.

"It came down to J and G, but in the end, a team up between the alliances of B, E and F and I, J and M got G sent packing," J and G were shown in the bottom 2, the 2 alliances teaming up, and J receiving the final marshmallow.

The shot cut back to 8 standing on the dock. "Will R's alliance work out in a challenge? Will M get a personality other than hating L? And will the Screaming Squirrels end their losing streak? Find out right here on Total! Alphabet! Drama!" She exclaimed, raising out her arms.

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DEAR MOM AND DAD I'M DOING FINE

[The camera pans through the forest, flying past 8, being carried my . , and ' before swinging above the cliff before diving inside it]

YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND

[It then pans into the ocean to reveal F swimming past a shark before it eats them]

YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE

[M, N and O are chilling on a dinghy and chatting, before F's body floats up to the surface, causing the 3 to panic]

AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE

[An eagle grabs F's corpse and flies over to an area in the woods, where P and D are stood making out]

I WANNA BE FAMOUS

[The eagle drops his corpse next to the couple, who both ignore it, while C starts prodding the body with a stick]

I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN

[A is shown flexing his muscles to Y, who scratches his head, while K rolls his eyes in the background, before kicking Y into the air]

WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CUZ I'VE ALREADY WON

[A and K fall down a waterfall in the background while E and T both laugh while standing on a log balanced above the waterfall, before E laughs so hard she falls off]

EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY

[T bends down in concern, Y smacks into him from above]

I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY

[Y and T smack into the back of the confessional, causing X to fall out, before R helps them up, a devious grin on her face]

CUZ I WANNA BE FAMOUS

[The camera pans inside the mess hall, where 3 meals are laid out on the counter in front of 3 contestants, G, I and J. G looks at theirs blankly, J gives his a look of disgust, and I kicks her across the mess hall. The camera pans to the left to reveal W and H arm wrestling with determined faces, before W wins, causing him to cheer, as H accepts his defeat]

NANANANANANA NANANANANANA NANANANANANA NANANANA

[The camera pans out of the mess hall to a set of steps leading up to the beach where U is enthusiastically talking to a shy V. The camera pans further to reveal B, L and Z all building sandcastles on the beach. As L puts a seashell on hers, it all falls apart, and Z starts laughing and taunting her, causing her to look away in embarrassment as B raises an eyebrow at Z]

I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

[Q does a row of cartwheels and front flips down the dock, before reaching the end and finishing with a somersault. S is standing there, and as Q waves to her, she hisses at them and jumps back on all fours, before howling at the sky]

I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE! I WANNA BE FAMOUS!

[The camera pans up to the sky as day turns to night before the camera goes back down to reveal D and P making out at the campfire. 8 tries to separate the 2 to reveal herself, but the lovebirds stay locklipped]

WHISTLING NOTES

[The camera pans out the reveal everyone sitting around the campfire, A, B, C, E, F, G, H, I, J, K L and M to D's left and N, O, Q, R, S,T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z on P's right, with all 24 of them whistling along. The camera reveals a shabby, wooden sign with illuminated yellow lights reading 'TOTAL ALPHABET DRAMA']

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The episode opened up in the mess hall. Q, R, S, U, V and Z.

"Okay girls, and Q, alliance meeting number 1," R whispered to the other 5.

"Yeah!" Q cheered, before R let out an aggressive shushing noise.

"Quiet! There's 6 of us and 7 of them, if they find out about this alliance, they could easily take us out," R snarked quietly.

"Oh... oops, sorry," Q apologised in a hushed tone.

"Okay, so, we need to figure out who we want to target," R told her alliance.

"N is a total piece of crap, and O is tied to his hip," S hissed with an eyeroll.

"True..." R mused.

"X and Y are both pretty dumb," Z chimed in.

"And P has mostly just sulks in a corner most of the time," Q added.

"I'm not sure about that..." U intervened. "I'm sure if we give him some time, he'll get over it!" She grinned.

"He snuck off last challenge to make out with D," Z eyerolled. "I don't think he'll be getting over it any time soon."

"What about W? He's pretty rude..." U tried to counter.

"T hasn't done much of anything..." V also chimed.

"So, we've limited down our target list to everyone." R deadpanned.

"I guess we can just wait and see who does worst in the challenge," Z shrugged.

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"Being in an alliance sounded nice at first," U awkwardly shrugged. "But having to target my teammates feel wrong..." she sighed. "It feels like we're talking behind their backs."

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I, J and M all sat at their teams table. "Well, since we voted with those 3 last time, we should have earned their trust," J spoke to his 2 allies.

"Which means we can finally get L out!" M cheered.

"Mm, can you like get some more personality?" I asked in a rude tone, examining her nails.

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"God she's annoying." J snarked with an eyeroll.

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"Hello hello contestants!" 8 called over the speakers. "Report over to the challenge area in 5!"

"Ugh, finally," W eyerolled, pushing away his plate of food.

"Yeah, how is milk burnt?" N sneered in disgust.

"It's not that bad!" April objected over the counter.

"It is." Penelope deadpanned to her.

"I mean, it could've been worse!" Coral shrugged politely.

"If it had animal crap in it." Penelope eyerolled.

"I thought one of the ingredients in the pancakes was feces?" April puzzled in concern.

"...Flour. It's flour, you absolute idiot." Penelope gave her a disgusted stare.

"...EW." Coral cried in disgust, as she spit something out into the sink.

"It's just a bit of frog doodoo!" April objected. "It's not that bad!"

"I hate you." Penelope deadpanned.

"Welcome, contestants!" 8 smiled at the 24. "Time for your next challenge! Bench dodgeball!"

"Wow, I never knew benches could play dodgeball!" T joked to his team, which was met by blank responses from everyone, minus E who chuckled at it.

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"I swear, they're the same person in 2 bodies," K deadpanned.

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"Hilarious." 8 deadpanned. "But, for those of you who somehow don't know how bench dodgeball works; here's how," She began to explain. "Each team will have 8 members in play at a time, with 8 balls in the field. If you get hit by a ball, you will stand on the other teams bench. If you get benched, you can be freed back onto the court if you catch a ball your teammates throw at you. But to prevent this from happening to someone on your teams bench, you need to try and intervene when someone throws a ball." 8 explained. "You all got it?" 8 asked.

Everyone replied with some variation of "Yes," minute X, who replied with "What?"

"We'll be playing 3 rounds, best of 3 wins, everyone needs to go out in the court at least 1 round," 8 added. "Go decide your round 1 teams," she pointed at the 2 teams.

"Last time when J took leadership, we lost," K said to his team.

"By like 2 points!" J retorted.

"3. Anyways," K countered as J gave him an offended look. "This is an athletics based challenge, and as an athlete, I think I should lead." Which was met with a chorus of agreement, minus I, J and M.

"No!" J objected, raising his arms.

"Majority rules," K smirked tauntingly.

"Screw off," J eyerolled.

"Mhm, anyways," K continued without missing a beat. "We should try have some weaker members go first so by the last round we can have used them up and have the strongest players all out," he explained.

"So-" M spoke before being cut off.

"Yay, M's daily L slander," E joked, the first joke she'd made that got more people than T or F to laugh.

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"Yes!" She cheered. "Making my teammates laugh is the first step, making B laugh is the second!"

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"Okay, so we can't just have weak players out in round one, so I'll go out with H. That good?" He asked H.

"Yeah," H shrugged in response.

"Okay, and uh," K turned around as looked at this team. "B, D, F, I, J and L," he chose randomly.

"Ugh, I don't want to chip my nails!" I snarked, causing her whole team, minus M, to glare at her."

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"If you spent as long on your nails as I did, you wouldn't want to chip them either." she eyerolled to the camera.

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"We need a plan for this challenge-" Z started before being cut off.

"And why should you do that?" W sneered. "This is an athletics challenge, and I'm an athlete!" he protested.

"Just because it's sports based, doesn't mean someone who's good at sports should lead," Z eyerolled. "Leadership and strategy requires smarts." she countered with a slight smirk, causing W to scowl at her.

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"Z thinks she's so smart," W mocked with an eyeroll. "Let's see if she's still on that high horse of hers once I get our team to win this challenge!"

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"The 'every player must go once' rule won't matter if we win the first 2 rounds," Z explained to her team. "So if we just put out our strongest players first, we won't have to be hindered by the weaker ones!"

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"...Damnit that was smart." W breathed angrily in the confessional.

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"So, who thinks they're good at dodgeball?" She asked.

"Me, heh, obviously," W bragged with a smirk.

"Ooh, ooh, me!" Y burst out, raising his high, which his team all met with looks of disbelief.

"And I'm the king of Italy," T joked.

"Woah, Italy has a king?" X gasped.

"Oh Jesus Christ," R eyerolled.

"Okay, Y, you aren't going out." Z interjected in the conversation.

"Why!?" Y pouted.

"You are an idiot." Z deadpanned which Y scowled at.

"I could be a himbo." Y muttered, still pouting.

"That requires you to be attractive," N butted in.

"This is going well." U grimaced.

"Okay, N, O, P, R, S, T, W and me will go out, this does not need to continue!" Z ordered her team.

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"How have we won twice?" Z asked the camera, exasperated.

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Each team had their chosen members stood out on their side of the court. 8 balls lined up in the middle of the court. Penelope sat on a referee seat, an uninterested look on her face. "Go." She unenthusiasticly announced.

Each team raced towards the middle of the court to grab the dodgeballs; with them being collected by D, H, K, N, P, S, T and W.

W and K both instantly threw at each other, but dodged each other.

B nudged D on the shoulder and pointed at P.

Z whispered to P "Throw at D,"

The 2 lovers both looked at each and winked, before throwing at each other and purposefully missing the shot.

"Oops, my finger slipped," D grinned sheepishly to his team.

"Sorry, I have bad aim," P giggled.

N threw his ball at L, who instantly got hit, and walked over to the other teams bench with a sigh.

H then responded to this by throwing his ball at N, who rolled his eyes as he walked over to the Squirrels' bench after getting hit.

O then made an attempt to throw a ball on the ground at H, but as he was picking it up, K threw a ball at him, causing O to walk to the bench.

W threw a ball over to N and O on the bench, before J intervened and caught it with a smirk, causing W to scowl back.

J then passed the ball over to K, who threw it at P, who got hit square in the face.

"What the hell was that!?" D snapped at K.

"I threw him out." K replied simply.

"Why?" D snarked.

"Because he's on the other team," K shrugged.

"But he's my boyfriend!" D snapped back.

"I don't care if he's your boyfriend, he's. On. The. Other. Team." K clapped.

"Look out!" F called out to K as W threw a ball at him, with K moving out of the way just in time.

K scowled at D, who just put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes.

K picked up the ball W threw at him and threw it back at S, who scampered across the court to dodge it.

"You are so weird." W snarked at her.

"Like the rest of this team isn't weirder," she hissed with an eyeroll, as she picked up a ball and kicked it over to D, who got hit.

"Darnit..." He sighed as he walked over to the other teams bench.

As W was still giving S weird look, K took this opportunity to hit him, getting him out.

"Seriously!?" W snapped as he stormed to the bench.

T picked up a ball and threw it across the court in the general direction of the bench.

P and D had been giving each other kissy eyes, and as T threw the ball towards the bench, P was too distracted to notice it and it hit him in the face.

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"Twice!?" P rhetorically asked the camera, both confused and annoyed.

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"Ow!" he cried.

"Oops..." T winced apologetically. "Sorry-"

As T was apologising, H threw a ball at him, hitting him, while T sighed as he walked over to the bench.

R, S and Z all looked at each other, and as R went to say something, K threw a ball at her.

"Oh what the fu-" R cried before being interrupted as S threw a ball at J, getting him out.

"We need to try get some players back on the field," Z whispered to S.

"Wow, I didn't know that," S eyerolled as she picked up a ball and threw it at the bench, where T caught it easily and walked back to his teams side.

H threw at S, who dodged the ball, picked it up and threw it back at him, and hit him.

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"Wow she's good," Z spoke in mild shock.

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T picked up a ball and threw it over to the other teams bench, which ended up being caught by J with a smirk. J then took the ball in his hand and repeated what T had done, throwing it to the others team bench before T caught it. These 2 then repeated to do this, causing a seemingly unending cycle.

As that was ongoing, K threw a ball at Z, who tried to dodge, but managed to get hit anyways.

"Damnit." she muttered angrily, walking to the bench.

As T had the ball in his hand, he threw it over to J once again, but while J was prepared to catch the ball, what he didn't know what that T had aimed for him this time, and not the bench, throwing J out.

J glared at T as he walked to the bench behind him, while T merely gave him a smug look.

S grabbed a ball and threw it to B, who rolled his eyes slightly as he was hit.

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"How is this a challenge?" S eyerolled. "The only challenging part is how bad my teammates are."

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T threw a ball across the court with was caught by N, who smirked as he walked back into the game, before instantly being hit out by K.

"What the heck!?" he scowled.

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"See what I mean?" S spat.

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T had been defending the bench and doing a good job of it, making sure nobody got back into the game, while S was at the front of the court, trying to throw out the 3 on the other team.

As F made an attempt to throw out S, they tripped and felt backwards to the ground. While he lay there, S walked over and just tapped him with a ball, looking completely unamused.

"Ow..." F muttered as he pushed himself up, dizzily walking over to the bench, barely keeping in a straight line.

At this point, both teams only had 2 members left, 1 defending the bench, the other throwing at the centre. And both teams were getting nowhere, but they were also both too scared to have their bench defender move. Well, T was too scared to move, I just didn't want it.

This kept going until eventually K decided to through at T instead of S, who didn't expect it, and was unable to dodge.

S rolled her eyes at her teammate before scampering back in the court to grab a ball to hit out K with. S and K continued to attempt to through each other out, then dodging the others throw, repeat, repeat.

While this was happening, I was 'busy' inspecting her nails, before looking up and meekly throwing a dodgeball at S, who got hit because she was distracted with K.

"GODDAMNIT." S angrily hissed.

"Squirrels win the round." Penelope spoke emotionlessly from the referee seat.

"Yes!" K cheered, as he walked over to bleachers alongside his team.

"I know, I was amazing there," I smirked.

"...No. Anyways-" K said, giving I an annoyed look before moving on from the conversation.

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"I risked chipping my nail by throwing that dodgeball!" I spat. "He should be so grateful."

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"If putting out our weaker members helped us win, putting out our strongest should guarantee us this win!" K said to his team, who all nodded in agreement. "So, who here is the worst?" he asked.

"Her." M said, glaring at L.

"So shocking you were the one to suggest that," D eyerolled.

"Like you've done anything other than make out with your boyfriend," M retorted.

"You're just jealous." D stated.

"Why would I be jealous of you." M deadpanned.

"Oooh," I and J chanted in unison, as D folded his arms and gave an annoyed look to the side.

"D can sit out for throwing last time," K said with a pointed glare.

"Aren't you supposed to throw in dodgeball?" D replied with a smirk.

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"How is this team so bad?" K asked the camera with an annoyed look.

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"Shut up." K scowled, which D just shrugged his shoulders to, still with a smug grin on his face. "Who else wants to sit out?"

"I guess I will," C volunteered. "I'm not too athletic."

"Great idea, Z," W eyerolled snarkily.

"You got out because you weren't paying attention," S retorted.

"I-" W paused as he thought what to say, "Shut up!"

"Insult of the century." S retorted with a smirk.

"At least I hit people out!" W snapped.

"Guys can we please not argue!" U intervened with a nervous expression.

"Y-yeah..." V backed up.

S and W both stopped talking but continued to glare at each other.

"Okay, we're just gonna need to give our all into winning these next 2 rounds." Z told her team.

"Please can I go out this time," Y asked with wide eyes.

Z thought it over for a second before saying "Fine."

"YES!" Y cheered.

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"Either Y is good and helps us win, or he's bad and makes us lose, so the team votes him out and my alliance gets majority," Z explained to the camera.

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"Okay, me, S, T and W will go out again, and Q, U, V and Y will replace N, O, P and R," Z told her team.

"Why are me and Oscar not playing!?" N asked, mildly infuriated.

"You got out first." Z replied simply.

"At least give us another chance," O pleaded.

"No." Z said.

"Are you seriously replacing us with Q?" N sneered.

"Yes, I am." Z said.

"Fine then, me and O will find somewhere we're wanted," N snapped, walking off with O following toe.

"Wow I didn't know the dump was hiring." S smirked, as N gave her an offended look, and O gave her a shocked one.

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"I feel like I've been roped into something I'm not a part of..." O awkwardly rubbed his arm as he spoke to the camera.

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N flipped off S before marching out, pulling O with him.

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"Yep, definetly being pulled into something else." O grimaced.

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The 8 members from each team were on their side of the court, 8 balls still in the middle, as April sat on the referees chair. There was an awkward silence before April said "Oh right- Go!"

E, F, H, K, Q, S, W, and Y all grabbed dodgeballs from the middle, as J and I stood in front of their teams bench, and T did for his.

Y took his ball and threw it, with it hitting the wall of the court, causing his team to stare at him in annoyance.

"Seriously!?" W snapped.

But to his teams surprise, as the ball hit the wall behind The Squirrels, taking their guard down, the ball bounced off the wall and hit K from behind.

K froze for a second in disbelief, before walking over to the other teams bench, as Y smirked while his team all gaped at him.

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"He's actually good?" W said in disbelief.

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"Wow." U said with a slight gape and wide eyes.

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"That was so cool." Q grinned.

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While it seemed as though Y was distracted, E took a shot at him, before he caught it and threw it back at her, hitting her.

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"Wh- how!?" E gaped.

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F threw at S while everyone still seemed to be stunned by Y's skills before Y dashed across the court, caught the ball and returned fire.

B looked nudged H on the shoulder and pointed towards where Y was stood, then did the same to M but pointing at S.

M and H both did what B suggested and threw at S and Y respectively, while B himself threw at W.

While the plans intention was to get out 2 good players because Y couldn't intervene, B failed to take into consideration 1 single thing.

S and W were really good. None of their 3 targets were hit, Y caught the ball thrown at him, W used the ball he was holding to deflect the one thrown at him, hitting B, and S grabbed the ball thrown at her in her other hand.

S and Y both threw their now caught balls at their attackers, hitting M, while H managed to dodge by a small bit.

"W, give Y your ball," Z instructed him.

"No!" W denied. "I'm just as good as him, watch this!" He snapped as he threw his ball over at H, hitting him square in the face.

"See?" W bragged.

"Congratulations you hit 1 person out, accomplishment of the century," Z eyerolled, as W shot her a dirty look.

As W and Z were talking, J, as one of The Squirrels only members left, picked up a ball from the floor and tried to use their debate to hit one of them out.

Unfortunately, he didn't learn anything from what had already happened in the game and the ball wad caught by Y, who returned fire and hit J.

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"What the hell is this!?" J snapped.

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At this point, I was the only member left, against all 8 of The Dolphins members. S, W and Y all took their dodgeballs and threw them at I, who was hit by all 3.

"Ow! What the heck!?" I snapped at the other team. "You almost cracked by nail!"

"And The Dangerous Dolphins win!" April announced to the contestants.

"WHOO!" Y cheered, as his teammates all applauded him.

"That was pathetic." Penelope commented from the side.

"At least they gave it their best try!" Coral smiled.

"Your enthusiasm sickens me." Penelope deadpanned.

N and O both sat next to a tree together.

"Okay, we need to figure out how to get Mina on our team." N told O.

"Nathan, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think we can..." O trailed off.

"What are you kidding me? Of course we can!" N refuted.

"I know we want to but I don't think 8 is gonna let him swap..." O sighed.

"But we can't just leave them on the same team as Lola!" N said, exasperated.

"If Lola keeps messing up, like she always does, she'll get out. And Mina can last until the merge, she's got this, we know that," O explained.

"I guess." N sighed. "I'm still not going back though, S is the worst."

"I'm gonna get dragged into that, aren't I?" O asked.

"Probably," N shrugged.

"Yay." O deadpanned.

"Round 3, guys, gals and enby pals!" Coral grinned at the contestants. "Since C and X haven't gone out yet, they need to this round! So go ahead and pick your teams!" she exclaimed.

"Well, we're screwed." K said giving a fake smile.

"We can't just give up like that, there's still a chance we can win," H interjected.

"Y single handedly got us all out last round, we clearly can't." J eyerolled.

"Or perhaps we can!" E giggled, pulling out a tin can.

"Wh- where did you even get that?" M asked.

"A magician never reveals her secrets," she smirked.

"Witchcraft, I knew it," F snapped his finger, causing a couple people to laugh, but not B.

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"So close and yet so far..." E sighed.

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As B was looking at E and F with a blank stare after their joke, an idea suddenly hit him.

He got his teammates attention with a clap then pointed at all of them, and mimed throwing a ball in the direction of Y.

"Uh?" H puzzled with a confused look, as K gave a matched expression of confusion.

"If we all throw at Y at the same time, he won't be able to dodge, and he'll get out." I translated. "My own original idea, of course." She lied.

"Stop." J deadpanned.

"That might actually work..." K mused. "Nice idea, B," he applauded, as B smirked confidently.

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"Even if it wasn't my own original idea, I was still able to translate it." I eyerolled.

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"I'll sit out for C," F volunteered, sitting down on the bench next to an upset L, and an annoyed D.

"Okay, so we've got our team," K said, before B cut him off by waving his arms, and then pointing at L.

"Don't tell me you're suggesting we have her play." M eyerolled.

E opened her mouth before M cut her off and said with an agitated look, "I swear to god if you make a joke about my whole personality being hating L." Before E promptly shut her mouth.

B pointed to L again, and then moved his hand from pointing at her to infront of himself, before crossing both his hands like an X.

"You're ideas are good but impossible to understand." K deadpanned.

"I think he's suggesting we use me as a shield..." L added, to which B nodded.

"The one thing she's good for," M joked, as L looked down at the floor sadly, while H glared at M.

"Okay, so long as we set out Y again, we're good to go!" Z exclaimed to her teammates with a confident expression.

"I told you I was good." Y eyerolled.

"But I'm still better." W scowled.

"Which of us won the team the last round all on their own, and which of us got out in round 1?" Y teased with a smirk, causing W to give him an angry look.

"Ladies, you can both be good." R eyerolled.

"I'm better," Y smirked.

"No you're not!" W cried.

"Come on guys, we don't need to turn this into a competition!" U tried to intervene.

"This is a competition, yes we do." W eyerolled. "And I'm not stopping until Y admits I'm better than him."

"And I'm not stopping until W stops telling me to lie." Y added.

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"This is chaos." U mumbled as she put her head in her hands.

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"If you're so insistent about arguing with Y, then I guess you can sit out," Z told W with a smirk.

"...Fine." W muttered with a pout.

"Good. Now, who wants to sit out for X?" she asked the team.

"I guess I can," U shrugged, taking a seat on the bench.

"Wait, what are we doing?" X asked, receiving weird and annoyed looks from their whole team

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"How is this team so bad?" R asked the camera.

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"Alright teams, time for your final round!" Coral announced. "On your marks, get set, good luck and go!" she cried enthusiastically.

The teams ran to the middle and the 8 dodgeballs were picked up by B, H, K, M, Q, S, W and Y.

B signaled for his teammates to wait as Q, S, W and Y all threw their balls 1 by 1.

Q aimed for E, and missed, S aimed for C and hit, W aimed for L and hit, and Y aimed for H and hit.

As the last 5 members for the team stood their, each of them grabbed a ball and they all threw at Y, with the ball thrown by M being the one to hit him.

"Oh-" V stuttered.

"Don't worry guys, we still have me," W smirked, as S rolled her eyes.

W picked up a ball and threw it at I, hitting her directly.

"You chipped my nail!" She cried out, infuriated. "YOU BI-"

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"It's just a nail, Jesus." W eyerolled.

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On the bench, R nudged on U's shoulder as the 2 discreetly shuffled away from their other teammates.

"So, any thoughts about voting?" R asked U. "P is definitely the safest choice for now.

"Uh, I'm not too sure." U awkwardly mumbled. "I still think we should wait."

"Sure I guess." R shrugged.

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"Having to vote someone out is the worst!" U exclaimed. "They're all people with their own dreams and reason to win! I'm starting to regret coming here..." she sighed.

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As the teams were tied on the amount of dodgeballs they had, rather than aiming at each other, they started trying to get their teammates back in.

K threw across the court, and H just managed to grab it from T's reach, re-entering the court.

As Q tried to throw a ball to Y, J caught it and threw it back at V, hitting her.

The shot cut to a montage of the contestants throwing dodgeballs, hitting each other out and getting their teammates back in.

Every time the Dophins tried to get Y back in, they'd either be intercepted by J and I, or they just missed the shot entirely.

Eventually W decided to throw at J and I, getting them both out as they were too distracted defending from others attempted saves.

Q then made a throw to Y, and despite K attempting to intervene, Y caught the ball and returned to the court.

"Crap." K muttered as Y quickly picked up a ball from the floor.

H made a quick attempt to throw at Y, but missed as Y dodged and threw back at him.

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"How is this guy so good?" H asked, confused.

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"I've been training for Total wipeout my entire life!" Y exclaimed to the camera. "I've got anything athletic in the bag!"

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As Y hit out M, K attempted to make a quick shot at Y, who dodged, leading to the ball hitting W behind him instead.

"What the heck!?" W cried at Y.

"How was I supposed to know you wouldn't dodge?" Y shot back. "That is entirely your fault." He eyerolled.

"The ball was thrown at you, why would I dodge?" W spat.

As Y and W argued, B used it as an opportunity to throw out Y, who was too distracted by his bickering with W that he didn't have the time to dodge.

"Screw you." Y spat as the 2 walked over to the bench, W giving him a dirty look in return.

Both teams now came down to 2 members: B and K for the Squirrels, Q and S for the Dolphins.

S and K both instantly realised the other was the biggest threat and targeted each other, Q helping S while B threw at the bench, with the ball landing in the arms of L.

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"Seriously?" M eyerolled in the confessional.

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M glared at L as she walked onto the court, before S and Q managed to throw out K together.

B motioned for L to stand in front of him, which she obliged to, as B threw at S from behind her, just managing to hit her.

B pumped his fist slightly, but as he went to grab another ball, Q hit him, leaving only 1 member left for the Squirrels.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me." M deadpanned.

"At least have a little faith," H shrugged.

"In her? Please." M eyerolled.

H gave her a glare, but still had a slight nervous look plastered on his face, knowing that they did have a point.

"Come on L, you can do this!" H cheered on, as the rest of his teammates had all just accepted their defeat.

"You got this Q, it's easy!" Z enthused.

"Y-Yeah, go!" V meekly cheered out in chorus.

"It's impossible to mess this up." S 'cheered'.

Q looked over at L, who's face was pure with terror, before picking up 1 of the 5 dodgeballs on their side of the court and throwing it at L, who darted across the court in panic, only just missing.

L continued to run around as like a headless goose to dodge Q, who kept coming close to hitting L, while only ever just missing, before eventually, all the balls were on L's side.

"L, just throw one of us back in!" H told her from the bench.

"Q, intercept and throw Y back!" Z instructed, which Q responded to with a nod.

"Got it!" They replied.

L looked down at the 8 dodgeballs strewn across the floor, panic crossing her face.

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"There is no way I can throw it that far!" L exclaimed in panic. "My only choice is to-"

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The camera cut to Q, prepared to block L's throw at the bench, before noticing L was looking and them, and prepared 1 arm to defend themselves and 1 arm to defend the bench.

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"I'm so ready to win my team a challenge!" Q exclaimed with a massive grin. "Whoo!"

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As L hesitated for a second, she eventually found the courage to throw the ball at Q.

As L had said, the ball was not going far, and as Q realised it was going to hit the floor, prepared to pick it up before...

The ball hit them in the leg.

"And L gets her team their very first win!" Coral cheered from the referees chair.

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"Uh..." Q trailed off awkwardly.

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"Oh- OH MY GOD-" L breathed in shocked. "I- I actually did it!" She cheered.

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"HOW!?" M exclaimed in pure shock to the camera.

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"...Please don't tell me that actually just happened." W deadpanned.

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"I did it!" L cheered, still in shock from what happened.

"Great job!" H smiled. "I knew you could do it."

"I- uh-" M stuttered as he tried to think of an insult.

"M, she won the challenge, just stop." K deadpanned. "Surprisingly good job, there." He said, turning to L, who lit up with a smile.

"Sadly, Dolphins, you need to vote someone out tonight..." Coral frowned in a sympathetic tone.

"...are you kidding me?" W spat at Q.

"I tried my best!" Q tried to defend.

"I wonder who we're voting out tonight." Y eyerolled, as Q gave a sad sigh.

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"I don't know how it's possible to mess that up!" Y exasperated.

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"I'm glad my teams safe tonight." C mused. "With G gone, I don't have any other allies in the game. I'm gonna need to try and step up if I want a chance of winning." They thought.

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As N and O were still chatting in the forest, M walked up to them.

"Hey!" O greeted with a smile.

"Hey, the craziest thing just happened in the challenge!" M exclaimed.

"What, did Lola not suck for once?" N joked, as O chuckled.

"Actually, yeah-" M spoke.

"Wait, what?" N asked in shock, as O silently gaped.

"She somehow managed to beat Q in the final round alone and win the challenge for my team..." M grimaced.

"How!?" O gaped.

"I have absolutely no idea." M shrugged, still just as shocked as the other 2.

"By the way, since your team lost, you should probably go make sure one of you isn't out." M told them.

"Oh yeah, thanks." O said, sitting up alongside N, as the 2 walked over to their team

Q, R, S, U, V and Z all met up at a clearing in the forest to discuss the vote.

"Okay, Q is definetly going to be on the chopping block after..." R took a brief pause. "That. So it's especially important we get the votes on someone else."

"N skipped the challenge and sucks all around." S chimed in.

"Because N and O skipped the challenge, they don't know what happened. We could tell them that P messed up instead, and get the votes against him." R advocated.

"And D would be totally heart broken and would cost the Squirrels the next challenge!" Z added.

"Exactly," R smirked.

"I guess..." U shrugged.

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"Targetting people is one thing, but lying? That's another level of wrong!" U exclaimed. "God I hate this..." she trailed off.

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R approached N and O as the 2 sat in the messhall, N emptily prodding at his food, while O gladly ate his.

"Hey boys," R gave the 2 a fake smile as she sat down next to them. "So, you 2 are probably on the chopping block for skipping the challenge," she told them.

"Get to the point." N eyerolled.

"P cost us the challenge today. I'm voting for him, would you 2 be interested in voting him?" She proposed."

The 2 friends looked at each before N nodded his head, "Sure." He shrugged.

"Great!" R smiled, walking off.

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"And that's 8 votes." R smirked. "Once P is gone, we'll have majority! Everything goes to plan."

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The 13 members of The Dangerous Dolphins all sat at the campfire, 8 standing before them.

"Welcome, guys. Tonight is your first ever elimination ceremony," 8 greeted the 13 sat before her, holding a tray full of marshmallows in her hands.

"Tonight, a mix of arguments, botched plans and sucky players has cost you the challenge. Which of course means, one of you will be sent packing tonight!" she exclaimed. "As you shpuld already know, if you receive a marshmallow, you're safe. Whichever of you doesn't receive a marshmallow must walk down the dock, and take the boat out of the game," she smirked.

"Before I hand out the marshmallows, I'd like to ask you guys all a few questions." 8 smirked, as everyone gave her varying looks.

"Q, you were the last person left for your team and lost against L. Would you say you caused the teams loss today?" She asked.

"No, I may have gotten out, but we all did at some point." They shrugged. "I think it's about who messed up worst, and I don't think that's me." They continued, which Y and W both gave weird glances to.

"So, are you worried you might be out tonight?" 8 continued.

"No, I think I should be good." They smiled.

"Y, you won your team the second round all on your own. Do you think that makes you a threat?" 8 asked Y.

"Yeah, but that doesn't matter." He shrugged. "We're still a team, we need strong members."

"Z, you've helped out a lot in the past 2 challenges. Would you consider yourself your teams leader?" 8 asked.

"Yeah, I would." Z nodded in response. "Every good team needs a leader, and I'd say I'm doing a good job at it."

"And are you worried people might target you because of it?" 8 continued.

"Some people, maybe." She gave a look at W. "But if I keep being a good leader, I wouldn't worry about it."

"R, do you think you're in the majority for this vote?" 8 asked.

"There's no way of ever being sure." R shrugged. "But I think who I voted for tonight does have a chance of going home." She nodded.

"Very interesting thoughts, all of you." 8 nodded. "Let's see which of you end up being right with them. I'll hand out the marshmallows. The first one goes to..." she paused.

"Y." She passed the marshmallow to him, who grinned.

"Next ones are for...

W, S and T." She passed a marshmallow to the respective member as she listed their name, W smirking, S eyerolling and T sighing in relief.

"Z." 8 passed the teams leader her marshmallow.

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...R, U and O." The 3 all collected their marshmallows as they were passed to them.

"V and X." V caught hers with a sigh of relief, while X had a blank look.

"N, P and Q, all 3 of you have reason to be out tonight." 8 said to the 3.

"N, you snuck off from the challenge, alongside O."

"Because S was being a bi-" he spoke before he was cut off by 8.

"Family friendly show. P, you tried to throw the challenge for your boyfriend, who's on the other team."

"I couldn't throw him out!" P retorted.

"And Q, you lost in the final round against L of all people."

"I gave it my best shot, I'm not worried," they smiled.

"Next marshmallow goes to...

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"P, Q, there's only 1 marshmallow left on this plate, and it goes to...

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...P." 8 finally spoke, passing the marshmallow to P, who let out a sigh.

"W-wait-" Q stuttered in confusion.

"Not so sadly, this means Q has been eliminated." 8 revealed.

"What? Why!?" Q cried out, a sad look across their face.

"You 2 said you'd vote for P!" R cried at N and O next to her.

"We said we were interested." N retorted.

"Mina already told us that Q lost the challenge for us," O explained. "We knew you were lying." Which R met with a scowl.

"Loving this drama, but Q, you need to go." 8 told them, as the newly eliminated contestant was still processing everything, a frown across their face.

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"I'm so sad I got out..." Q trailed off. "Especially this soon! But, I guess I can't do anything now..." They sighed. "At least I had a good time and made some new friends!" They smiled. "R, S, U, V and Z, if you see this, good luck, I'm rooting for all of you!"

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As Q walked onto the boat, still frowning, 8 took focus of the camera.

"Well that was an elimination I don't think anyone was expecting!" She exclaimed. "How will R do without her number 1 ally? Will Y be a useful member to his team now that we've seen his secret skills? Will L's team respect her after she got them their first win? And will M stop hating L? Probably not to that last one, but for the answer to the rest of those questions, and plenty more, stay tuned to the next episode of... Total! Alphabet! Drama!" She exclaimed as the camera panned out

[A/N: Well that certainly happened

I doubt any of you were expecting Q out so soon, especially since they were such a fan favourite in the TAD server

And speaking of the server, make sure to join it for exclusive sneak peaks and fun activities! /R3pphpKsXN

Make sure to tell me your thoughts in the comments and who you think will be out next

And after this, who knows who might be out next, it might be who you least expect ?

Stay tuned sillies

-Lily ]