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Mrs. J.K., Can you believe I am influenced by what I have been reading? I am amazed too! Some Hentai stories and Harry is shagging his girls, a few Harem stories will get him some too... I'm avoiding Drama like the plague though. Anyway, I still have fun typing this story, for free.

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The worst part? I have to stay a virgin for a month and Hermione's periods are over… so are Susan's and Hannah's. Blueballed again. The very worst part? They are coming over every day, courting they call it. It is more like a carrot on a stick, and I can't have a bite.

12 Little Lady Black

That way we would have five more mouths to feed at lunch when the parents left their daughters behind. Yeah, courting starts today. Astoria could get along with Sirius within a second, she won the mutt over by calling him Father-in-law. That marked the day I dropped a rank to second place and Scorpio Mamma winded the dog around her finger. I bet she could even play fetch with him in his human form.

After lunch, the little Demon Lady called out, "Can I speak with the head elf, now?"

Kreacher popped in next to her, "Little Mistress called for Kreacher?"

Astoria nodded, "I did, as the future Lady Black I have to familiarize myself with the house and its Elves. Can you show me around? Harry, you can relax, it won't take long. Come Kreacher, you can tell me what is behind that boarded wall at the front door."

I heard Kreacher explain that it was the painting of poor Walburga Black the Mother of the disappointing Lord Black. The last I heard was Astoria say, "We can't have that, Kreacher, a Son must respect his Mother, and a Mother must love her Son, remove the board and I'll…"

I turned to Sirius and said, "That is what happens if you like your Daughter-in-law more than your Adopted Son."

Sirius shrugged, "Live with it Pup, she was the first to call me Father-in-law, I find her a sweet and polite Daughter-in-law. She will be a fine Little Lady Black."

Hannah commented, "She will, I will be Lady Potter, that makes you my God Father-in-law I guess. Susan too, will be your God Consort Daughter-in-law. Do we have to call you that, God-Father-in-law?"

Sirius sighed, "No, just Sirius of Padfood will do."

Tracey David chuckled, "Don't mind it, Astoria is known for the ability to charm everyone to do whatever she wants. You just saw a small example."

Sirius entertained us with stories of his Hogwarts days and about their parents, it turned out that Madam Bones was Head girl when he was a firsty and just started pranking along with my Dad.

He giggled, "When we learned the Wingardium Leviosa, we waited at a corner and flipped the skirts of the seniors," then he swallowed and continued, "That was until we flipped Amelia's skirt, she had a bright red sexy panty on, I will never forget that sight… or the beating we got from her when she caught us. James and I spent an hour in our underwear with a sticking charm glued to the wall at the entrance of the Great Hall."

Sirius smiled, "It wasn't all bad, she took James and me under her wing when we went to Auror training, those were happy memories."

Astoria appeared before Sirius with her hands on her sides, and chided him, "Father-in-law, I just ordered Kreacher and Dobby to prepare new rooms for them! A boiler room is no place for a proper House elf! Poor Winky is recuperating in a dark smelly room. That is not acceptable! Also, the Hippogriff you were torturing is moved back to where it belongs! A room in the middle of London is not healthy for that animal, Dobby transported it back to Hogwarts."

Sirius protested, "Buckbeak is sentenced to be killed! You can not set him free!"

Astoria shook her head with pity, "Do you really think the people from the Ministry can keep those Hippogriffs apart? They can hardly recognize their gender. I bet he is happier with his herd," Astoria went on to the next topic, "We also need to upgrade our kitchen, but that can wait until Winky is better and tells us her wishes. The rooms in this house are a bit old-fashioned but livable, finally, Kreacher is preparing our rooms on Harry's floor."

I smirked at Sirius when I saw him cave into her demands, although she was right about Buckbeak. I said, "Lord Black will follow your lead, dear. He will show you what budget you have to do those renovations."

Astoria's face got radiant! "Mum has been tutoring me last month on that! I did not know I could put it to practice so soon!" Astoria turned to her sister, "Daffy? Can you help us, please? Tracey? Pretty please? Soon you will be Lady Slytherin."

Tracey nodded, "That is true, we have to use household budgets sooner than expected, this will be good practice for us. The same goes for the rest of us. Come, Sirius-in-law, we better get started."

Sirius paled when he got dragged into his office by six girls to do some serious accounting, when he looked at me for help I waved him goodbye. Grinning, I went to my room to read my Book, I was close to memorizing it completely. I can almost name the chapters… still having problems with the page numbers though.

Xxxxx

"Tonks was bravely watching her suspect at the stakeout. Suddenly, she witnessed two women come into his room and sensually stripping out of their clothes, her suspect slowly removed his clothes, with his muscular torso laid bare, the women could not control themselves and started kissing and caressing the man. Once naked, the man let loose and began making love with a passion, his strong body dominating the females with ease, his thrusts deep and strong, the woman were moaning in ecstasy."

"Suddenly Tonks noticed the hands of her partner move to his pants to adjust his manhood and heard him mumble what a lucky guy that man was. Tonks felt her pussy warm up, watching her suspect shag two women and her partner having a hard-on, the heat became unbearable! Slowly she moved her hand on her partner's leg and let it slide upward, her partner groaned when she started groping his manhood."

"That set off a chain reaction, a minute later both were naked, their hot bodies enjoying the skin contact. Her partner kissed and caressed Tonks's body all over, and tasted her womanhood, when Tonks could not hold it any longer, her cunt was burning with passion, she pulled him up and let His Pego slide inside, she shouted, "Fuck me, Harry! Let me Cum screaming your name!"

Tonks woke up with a scream! Bewildered, she looked around and saw me standing beside her bed, I said, "Wakey Wakey, Tonks, it is almost dinner time. Ah? Did you dream of me? Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

I had to run outside when she screamed, "You fucking BRAT! I will get you for this!"

At the door, I shot back, "What? Did you prefer a glass of ice-cold water?"

I did not wait for her answer and went downstairs to the safety of my fiancees.

Xxxxx

At dinner, Tonks was glaring at me, no doubt planning her revenge. Hermione saw Tonks's angry face and sighed, "What happened, Harry?"

I smirked, "Tonks did not like the way I woke her up."

Tonks squinted her eyes, "No, I did not. You took advantage of me when I was sleeping, you let me do something only married couples do!"

Seven pairs of angry eyes and one pair of amused ones focused on me, Astoria asked, "Husband? Are you cheating on us? Six wives are not enough for you?"

I protested, "Hey! I did not touch Tonks with a finger or any other body part of mine! I just woke her up, I did not even use a glass of ice water. Besides, she had it coming."

"You better watch out, Brat, that was a low blow. Expect some serious retribution." was her answer.

I grinned, "I'll be waiting for it, Tonksie."

At the puzzled looks of the girls, Hermione sighed, "I'll explain later, it's a bit complicated."

Daphne slowly nodded, "I have no doubts about that, it's like watching cats and dogs fighting it out."

Hermione nodded, "We go to my room after dinner. Harry, you too. You have a lot of explaining to do."

Tonks coughed, "Whipped!" again. Sirius just shrugged, he was getting used to the daily drama.

Xxxxx

After dinner Hermione explained the deal between Tonks and me to blow off steam and frustrations, she ended with, "I don't know how they do it but it seems to work for them."

Astoria said, "I want to see what he did to Tonks that got her so mad."

Hermione called out, "Dobby? Can you bring the Pensieve please?"

Crap! This will get me in the Dog house… we are already in a Dog house. Reluctantly I provided the Memory. They came out of the Pensieve with different expressions on their face.

Hermione started, "That can not compare to a glass of water, Harry. That was mean."

Susan asked, "You can let Tonks cum in her dream? Is that a spell?"

I shook my head, "No, when I wanted to wake her up with a loud bang next to her ear, I noticed she was dreaming, you saw what I did in the Pensieve."

Astoria, "Harry? What is a Pego?"

I deflected that answer, "Ask Hermione, she knows."

Hannah called out, "I feel we need another round of the Vow of Truth. A lot happened today, this way we can trust the answers."

Crap, that again, but… it always en in a good way, I hope.

Xxxxx

When we swore our Vows, Tracey asked, "Harry? What do you feel for Tonks?"

I thought about that for a bit, "It is complicated, I would say she is like a nagging sister, but I never had a sister so I can not compare, our deal seems to work fine for as far as I can tell," I shrugged, "I bet she wanted to pour a glass of liquid on some of her colleagues heads, doing it on mine released her frustration and kept her job, when she poured that last glass on me I was having an erotic dream, so I gave her one too… that came out wrong."

Hannah asked, "Do you love Tonks?"

I nodded, "I do, not romantically like I love you, but you can call it… Family love could be a good description. Although you can hardly call me an expert on love or feelings."

Hannah glowed, "He said he loves me! I love you too, Harry!" she almost shouted when she jumped into my arms and started snogging.

Susan said amused, "Cool it, Hannah, we still have questions. Harry? What do you feel for Daphne, Tracey, and Astoria?"

I looked at the three and mulled it over in my brain, finally, I answered, "I am not sure, I feel curious about why they like me, why they want to be with me. What I can tell is that all three are drop-dead gorgeous. When I say I have the six most beautiful girls from Hogwarts in front of me, I would not be lying."

I smiled at them, "What little time I spent with the three of you was enjoyable, Hermione, Susan, and Hannah like you and vouch for you. Me, being a boy, I think with my Pego and would like to make it work."

Astoria gasped when she realized what a Pego meant, "No wonder Tonks got that mad at you!"

I shrugged, "I want to know why you want to share your life with me, I am not that tall or buffed, I am not that smart, although I am going to take my education more seriously. I have money, but so do your parents."

Daphne answered, "We saw the real you when you faced that Dragon. Someone else would go in, cast a few spells, and run out again. It would have completed the task without getting hurt. You faced that Dragon, even though we saw how scared you were, maybe you succeeded with a lot of dumb luck, but nobody from our year would be brave enough to go in that Dragon pit and do what you did."

Tracey added, "Then we discussed your years at Hogwarts, analyzed your actions, and speculated what rumors were true or not. Your Memories convinced us, Harry. You had a terrible time with your relatives and your years at Hogwarts were not peachy too, still, you remained kind and brave. We want to be with you, we want to let it work."

Astoria seated herself on my lap and said, "I am going to be Lady Black! The healers told me I have only till I am forty, thirty if I want to have a child, so I want to live my life! I watched you fight Acromantula, Basilisks, and Dementors. Harry, didn't you feel alive when you survived? Was your blood not pumping in your chest? The little time I have I want to spend living with you."

Daphne softly said with tears in her eyes, "The main line of House Greengrass is cursed with a blood malediction, it always affects a daughter, sometimes it skips a generation, but it always comes back. If Astoria has a child, it will not have that curse, it sticks with the Greengrass line. So if I have a daughter someday, there is a 50% chance she will have that Malediction."

I said, "Then we have to make the most of it with the time we have. We are going to look through the Black Library to see if we can find a solution or at least squeeze a few more years out of it."

Astoria shook her head, "Don't, Daddy spent half of his fortune looking for a solution, so did our Grandparents and Great Grandparents before them."

Hermione said, "We won't spend money, Astoria, but we will spend a lot of time researching for a cure. That we can promise you."

Susan gasped, "That was what those clauses are about in that marriage contract! Lady Malfoy is a vile bitch if she meant it like that!"

Daphne sighed, "Not from her point of view, Susan. She wanted House Black for Draco, Astoria, with her limited time will give Draco enough time to sire an Heir with another wife if Astoria has a daughter. That daughter would be in the same situation as you and I are in now. Being a Consort to save the Family name. We are lucky that we found our Sister-wife so they can't force a strange girl on us. Not many are that lucky."

I commented, "And yet you have to share with four more girls. I am not sure that I can handle that many, physically I mean. Even when I buff up, there is a limit on how many girls I can satisfy in one night, and six is well over that limit."

Astoria, who was still sitting on my lap, shrugged, "They can keep themselves busy, I watched Daffy and Trace do that many times, and yesterday Susan and Hannah told us they did too, even Hermione said she wanted to try. I don't mind either."

Hermione added, "Astoria is right, Harry. For this to work we have to share the… Love, yes, share our love."

Hannah sighed, "Four more weeks, I was mentally prepared to make love to Harry tonight. I wanted to feel his Pego deep inside me, his strong body dominate me, thrusting deep and hard…" Hannah sighed.

I pointed at Astoria, "I would not mind doing that next month, Hannah, but what about Astoria? I am not comfortable having sex with a thirteen-fourteen-year-old girl. I have a limit in my mind that says fifteen is the bottom age to start intercourse."

That is actually the truth, Old Guy put fifteen as the lowest age to have sex in his stories, in my opinion, sixteen is still… no, most muggle girls are at it at that age, and fourteen is the age of consent in the Wizarding world. So fifteen it is.

Astoria protested, "Hey! I want some of the action too! I don't want to wait until next year, I want to live!"

I pulled Astoria in a hug, "Here is what I propose, Lady Black, until you are fourteen, you can have some kisses on the lips, snogging starts at fourteen, and each month we go a bit further until we make love on your fifteenth birthday."

Daphne said, "Take it, Astoria, that is still almost a year faster than us. We turn sixteen in a few months. You get a good deal out of it."

Astoria sighed, "Alright, but I will stay in the room when you make love with Harry, I will not be sent to another room for a year, I am part of this too."

Hermione shrugged, "I am fine with that, I was reading Mum's dirty magazines when I was ten, I even paged through Dad's stack of porn before he noticed I found them."

Susan and Hannah nodded, Hannah commented, "We watched Aunty get in bed with my parents sometimes. We discovered that when we were eight, we practiced kissing just before we started Hogwarts. We don't mind Astoria watching us."

Susan came to me and pulled Astoria from my lap, "We have to wait until next month, that does not mean we can't have fun now, is it, Harry?"

Hermione came in closer too, "Shagging is out, the rest is free game, come, Harry, show your Pego."

That evening I found my secret weapon, Parselmouth is invented for this! Who cares about talking to snakes? Whispering sweet words to a pussy is ten times better! Even nipples can't escape that! Susan kept coming back for more. Daphne and Tracey were a bit shy at first but turned into sluts after several high points.

The Ice Queen had it bad, she grabbed my hair to keep me in place, "Keep talking, snake man! You got my cunt addicted to your tongue! Take responsibility! Ah! Morganaaaa!"

When Daphne came down from cloud nine, I presented Little Dude, "Take responsibility, Daffy, eating your cunt got him in the mood."

We got a lot of first that evening, I am starting to look forward to my future.

Xxxxx

I woke up cursing, Tonks got me with the oldest trick in the book, she dipped my fingers in a bowl of warm water. I was just in time to stop the flow but had to run to the bathroom to let it out. I was lucky I had a boner and was dreaming or this one would have wet the bed.

Tonks smirked at me when I came out of the bathroom, "There is a wet spot on your Boxer, Brat. I thought you were potty trained."

I held my thumb and index finger together before her eyes, only a few hair thicknesses apart, "You are this close to a spanking, Bitch, on your bare ass I might add."

Tonks shrugged, "If you were six years older I might even liked that, Brat. Now you are just a kid throwing a tantrum."

I looked at her in pity, "This Kid got more pussy last night than you got Pego in a month, Bitch. And yes, they loved it."

Tonks rolled her eyes, "Keep bragging, Brat, maybe someday I believe you, they would not be the first ones to fake an orgasm to let their man think he is a stud."

She turned and walked out of the room, "Get ready, the hearing starts at ten o'clock we have to be there thirty minutes in advance."

Xxxxx

Tonks escorted us to the Ministry with Vance and Jones, the poor girl took a pepper-up potion to get through the day. In a mutual agreement, we kept the bickering at home. Now that I am in public, I kept the elder wand at Home under Dobby's care.

At the desk to register the wands I presented my Holy wand, while Hermione said she left hers at home, the Auror at the desk asked, "Why did you leave your wand at home?"

Hermione pointed to Tonks, "First, I am underage, so I am not allowed to use it, second, Aurors Tonks, Vance, and Jones are with us. Anyone that wants to harm me will have to go through them first."

I added, "And me, I can use my wand in defense of my loved ones. I can't wait to defend my loved ones and kick some pissblood's ass."

Hermione slapped my arm, "Language, Harry! That is not a proper thing to say! Remember, the others are almost all purebloods."

I nodded, "I have to find another way to describe them, what about the Ass Kissers? No, Voldemort doesn't trust those backstabbers at his back, Tom Riddle wants them groveling in front of him at his feet. Well, I will think of something later."

Did those Death Eaters behind me hear it? Yep, at the look on their face, they did. Tonks took Hermione to the gallery for the press and VIP seats. Two Canaries were there, dressed in eyeball-hurting yellow, those must be the Lovegoods, it had to be. We had some spare time and decided to have a chat.

Looking at her closely, Luna is quite pretty if you disregard some quirks, Xenophilius Lovegood drew the attention to him, he is the quirkiest of the pair. I wonder if Luna is a seer as lots of Fan Fics claimed or just crazy… quirky as her dad.

I decided to be a bit quirky too, "Good day, sir. Are you perhaps the owner of the Quibbler? Ah, sorry, let me introduce myself, I am Heir Harry James Potter, Heir Primary of Houses Potter and Black, I have other claims but you will hear them later on. This marvelously stunning beauty is one of my Fiancees, Miss Hermione Granger. Her parents are front fighters against the Rotfang Conspirators and making good progress as we speak."

Xeno was enthusiastic, "Then she must be a muggle-born! I only heard about muggles battling against it. Miss Granger, can you tell me how your parents battle against the Rot Fangs? Our Ministry denies the existence of that conspiracy."

Hermione was puzzled, what in Morgana's name are they talking about? She decided to just tell him the truth, "My parents are Dentists, they treat the teeth of every patient. Teeth with cavities are repaired, teeth that are rotted too far are pulled and most of the time replaced with false teeth."

I added, "It is our Ministries fault to let the Rotfangs fester in our community. Take Tom, the bartender from the Leaky Cauldron, for example, he has almost no teeth left, Dental Hygiene is neglected far too long in the Wizarding world. It is a true conspiracy."

Xeno nodded thoughtfully, "I did not look at it from that angle, you gave me new ideas, Heir Potter. Oh, can you tell us why you are here? This hearing is about some questionable actions of Headmaster Dumbledore."

"I am one of the main witnesses and victims of Dumbledore's questionable actions, sir," I sighed, "Today you will witness the fall of an Icon. The Rotfang Conspiracy will pale in comparison. Hello, Miss Lovegood, you are a Ravenclaw if I remember it right, how are you?"

Luna looked at me, "I am fine, thank you. How did you get rid of that big black Nargle?"

I grinned, "I let a Dementor kiss it away, that was not a good idea though, it almost snogged my Soul along with it."

Luna frowned, "Does Daddy have to sell me to you for faulting our loan to House Black?"

I shook my head, "No, your Father only missed some payments and has a good reputation. Besides, don't you have dreams to follow? Becoming an Enchantress, or a famous writer, or search for Magical beasts like your Father?"

I smiled, "You are far more worthy than what your Father is due to House Black. I am interested in being your friend though, I need more of those."

Slowly Luna nodded, "I could use some friends myself, Harry Potter, you can be one of them if you want," Luna turned to Xeno and said, "Daddy? I think I missed a chance here, could it be that the blubbering Humdingers are confused?"

Xeno shook his head, "No, Moonbeam, the Heliopaths offer us chances in life, sometimes they are equally good and it is hard to predict the right path. Heir Potter, can you tell my Luna what your Path offers?"

I mulled over that question, I looked at Luna and asked, "Do you want the truth, no matter what?"

When Luna slowly nodded, I summed it up, "Your Father would have to give you to me as a Consort for House Black because I am the Blood Adopted Son of Sirius Black. You would be the seventh wife, but I would make you Consort Peverell instead of House Black, going on the symbol on your Father's Necklace. You would be the consort of the Master of Death next month."

Xeno's eyes lighted up, he asked, "You have all three?"

"Yep, but the ring has some issues I have to deal with first. As you know, this better is kept a secret, that wand is a hassle to deal with. I hope you understand." was my answer.

I knew I had taken a risk telling them that, but I was not in a hurry to use the stone or the wand. According to my observation and the comments in the Fan Fics that Stone is promoting suicide. Come to us! This side of the fence is better! No more pain! If your parents tell you that…

Tonks called me, "Harry? Come, it is about to start you have to wait in the antechamber."

Hah! It is time to kick some bony ass!

I heard Luna say to Xeno, "Daddy? The Heliopaths are fighting, they want to change my mind!"