Chapter 12: Saving Alex
Meanwhile at Big Shell Ocelot Makarov and Trump runs outside of Strut E and runs up the stairs to get to the top of the heliport where Trump's helicopter awaits. "Hurry you see anything suspicious shoot to kill" said Trump. "Speaking of" said Ocelot. A zombified bird comes flying out of nowhere and Ocelot shoots it with his Colt Single Action Army. "Alex will be zombie food if we don't get to her in time" said Makarov. Ocelot shoots off more zombie birds as they manage to make it to the helicopter and then boards into it as Trump takes the pilot seat. "Take off Mr. Trump while I'll step out the doorway and fight off these fucking creatures" said Ocelot. "Will do Ocelot" said Trump. Trump turns on the helicopter when a big zombie tiger jumps out of the water and lands on top of Strut E charging at them from behind. "Um Mr. Trump sir I believe you want to get this thing flying as possible" said Makarov. "Just give it a second" said Trump. "Allow me" said Ocelot. Ocelot kicks the door opens and shoots at the zombie tiger and as he continues to shoot the tiger it takes a bunch of hits until it finally gets to the point where the tiger gets weaken and just when the tiger gets weak Trump manage to get the helicopter flying and when the zombie tiger tries to catch his last breath and give chase Ocelot shoots it in his head and explodes. "Holy shit that is one bad Simba" said Makarov. "Simba is a lion you idiot" said Trump. So now Trump flies away from Big Shell as Ocelot stands on the leg of the helicopter to keep guard. "You're going to be ok out there Ocelot?" said Makarov. "Don't worry about me an Ocelot never loses its pray" said Ocelot. "Mr. Ocelot and I go way back he's an expert thanks to his idol Big Boss" said Trump. "Big Balls?" said Makarov. "No Big Boss as in I'm the boss" said Trump. "Oh, I misheard" said Makarov. "Of course, you did, you got your mind set on the pussy when we get to her" said Trump. "Hey, come on man I didn't say anything about you fucking Stormy Daniels you one lucky motherfucker" said Makarov. "(Laughs) How can I say no to those big ass tits and man she sure knows how to fuck women and if only I had a threesome with them" said Trump. "You can have Stormy Daniels, but Alex Drake is mine" said Makarov. "So where does this Alex Drake live?" said Trump. "At Rosewood" said Makarov. "Rosewood what the hell she is doing living all the way there?" said Trump. "That's where she lives" said Makarov. "No fucking wonder she's always late to our meetings" said Trump. "Oh my god you got to me kidding" said Ocelot. "Any problems Ocelot?" said Trump. Ocelot looks up and sees a giant dick with wings attached to its balls and is flying towards them. "There's a giant dick with those para-goomba wings attached to its balls" said Ocelot. Makarov sticks his head out to see. "What the fuck" said Makarov. Dick roars as it makes a sound it makes when a dick goes inside of a pussy. "It must have a thing for Stormy Daniels' pussy" said Makarov. "Hardy hard motherfucker" said Trump. The tip of the dick glows red. "Oh fuck, Trump you're going to have to dodge the load when I give the signal" said Ocelot. The tip of the dick goes fully red and then it shoots out a green sperm at the helicopter. "Dodge" said Ocelot. Trump moves the helicopter to the side causing the sperm to miss and the giant dick uses its tip to masturbate its balls to reload giving Ocelot the opportunity to shoot two sets of balls and then shoots the tip of it and the dick explodes and luckily when the green semen squirts on the helicopter it falls on the propeller instead as it scrapes it away. "I guess it came too soon" said Makarov. "What's next we're going to fight off a zombified pussy" said Trump. "As long as it isn't Lucy Hale's pussy" said Ocelot. "What?" said Makarov. "Oh, never mind I can dream can I" said Ocelot. "Are you sure you can see through this fucking mist Mr. Trump?" said Makarov. "These headlights are strong I have no problem seeing, hell we've already made it to city" said Trump. Makarov looks out the helicopter window. "Wow we're sure are and we'll be there in no time" said Makarov. The scene then changes to Alex's house and in her room, she is trapped with those monsters trying to break into Alex's room but couldn't because Alex had placed her dresser against her and them zombie monsters trying to open her window trying to get in as Alex looks terrified and is point her point at any direction to be ready for anything. "Jesus Christ what the fuck are those things" said Alex. Alex shoots the creature's hands who is trying to open the window and takes out her cellphone and quickly dials Makarov's number and he answers it. "Hello baby, are you okay?" said Makarov. "Makarov get me out of here fast" said Alex. "We're flying near your house right now sweetheart just hang in there" said Makarov. "Hurry" said Alex. Alex hangs up and the scene changes to front of Alex's house where Trump made it to Alex's house and safely lands on the street. "Mr. Trump no matter what happens just wait for me while I'll go in and save my girlfriend" said Makarov. "I'll come with you and fight off those things with you" said Ocelot. "Do what you can" said Makarov. Ocelot and Makarov gets out of the helicopter and runs towards Alex's house through the mist as Ocelot shoots the zombie bats who are trying to charge at them and when they get to Alex's house a zombified gorilla pounds on the front door trying to break in but Makarov approaches and stabs the gorilla from behind. "GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" said Gorilla. Ocelot then shoots the gorilla in the head and falls on the floor and died. "Aren't you glad I came?" said Ocelot. "Come let's get Alex out of here" said Makarov. Makarov tries to open the door, but it's locked. "Shit it's locked, let me call Alex" said Makarov. "Allow me" said Ocelot. Ocelot shot the doorknob off and pushes the door open. "Ocelot what the fuck man those monsters could destroy her home while she's gone" said Makarov. "Go get Alex I'll fix this door in a jiffy" said Ocelot. Makarov runs upstairs and when he makes it to Alex's room there are two zombified knights trying to break into Alex's room. "Hey, you fuck with my girl, you're fucking with me" said Makarov. Zombified Knights tries to kill Makarov but due to their lack of slow movements this give Makarov a chance to slit both zombified knight's throats off and died and he tries to open Alex's door, but she has her room blocked so he had to knock her door instead. "Baby it's me Makarov I'm here to save you" said Makarov. "Makarov" said Alex. Alex rushes to her door and moves her dresser aside and lets Makarov in. "Oh, baby thank god you're all right" said Makarov. "Oh, Makarov I knew you'd make it" said Alex. Makarov and Alex hug and ends up kissing each other. "We have to get you out of here now" said Makarov. "Yeah please take me away from here" said Alex. "Let's get out of here more things will probably be back soon" said Makarov. Makarov picks up Alex and rushes out her room and runs downstairs where Ocelot fixed Alex's front doorknob he shot off. "I got her let' get out of here" said Makarov. "What happened to my door?" said Alex. "I had to let your man come in and save you" said Ocelot. "Just locked it on the way out" said Alex. Makarov carries Alex out of her house as Ocelot locks the door behind him and rushes to the helicopter. "Mr. Trump we've got Alex get us out of here fast" said Ocelot. Just then a zombified hawk flies out of nowhere and flies towards them while they board the helicopter. "That was a fast rescue" said Trump. "Go now" said Ocelot. Hawk turns into a zombified tiger as Trump takes off with his helicopter when the tiger tries to jump and grab the leg of the helicopter and misses and then Trump puts the helicopter on full speed and flies away as Merlock's theme plays in background when the tiger let's out a small roar and then decides to give chase and turns back into a hawk continuing to chase the helicopter.