Chapter 15: Welcome To Twilight

Meanwhile hours have passed as not only Angela manage to lose sight of the creatures, but she has indeed made it to Niagara Falls as the Fossil Falls music starts playing as it's clear as day since it blocks the creatures from entering. "So here we are to Niagara Falls" said Angela. "It's so beautiful I'm surprised I haven't been here before" said Spencer. "Well you have now, enjoy it while you still can" said Finn. "So, intel says that we need to find an Odyssey laying here somewhere as it states that it has not been used since 500 years ago" said Angela. "They most likely left it there when the next 500 years has come by and now here we are" said Greg. Angela drove up the hill until she manages to make it to a thick bridge that was knocked over and even her car couldn't get across. "Shit I may have a feeling that Odyssey is further ahead, Spencer you come with me and you guys wait here and guard in case those things find a way to break in here" said Angela. "Sure thing" said Greg. "Later guys" said Spencer. Angela and Spencer get out of the car and leaves them behind and cross the thick bridge. "Of this bridge look like some kind of tower you would suffer to climb on after enduring some deadly fucking trials with no checkpoints whatsoever" said Spencer. "Pay no mind to it Spence just concentrate on that Odyssey" said Angela. Just when Angela and Spencer finish crossing the thick bridge Spencer happened to notice the Odyssey just sitting there in plain sight. "Um Angie what about that?" said Spencer. Spencer points at the Odyssey and it's all greyed up and dusty as hell too. "So that's must be the Odyssey" said Angela. "What a piece of junk" said Spencer. "Yeah no kidding it looks like it's been shut down 50 years ago due to a terrible accident" said Angela. "It's all brown and looks like it's molted in shit" said Spencer. As Angela and Spencer continues to examine the Odyssey Angela happens to notice a globe and walks up to it. "Hmm what a random spot for a globe to be on" said Angela. "What are you doing?" said Spencer. "It looks like such a beat up worthless piece of junk" said Angela. "It looks that way" said Spencer. Angela sees a little writing on the globe. "Hey, I think there's something written on here, but it's hard to make out" said Angela. Angela spins the globe around to see what it says but instead Cappy the hat ghost pops out of the globe startling Angela and Spencer. "Oh jeez" said Angela. "What the fuck" said Spencer. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OYEEE 500 years will give you such a crick in the neck, hang on a second" said Cappy. Angela and Spencer look at Cappy dumbfounded as Cappy floats around in circles feeling glad he's out of that globe. "WHOOOO—OOOO—OOOOOW, does that feels good to be out of here?" said Cappy. "Angie what's with that ghost in a big ass hat?" said Spencer. "You got me" said Angela. "Oh, we have two lovely ladies oh Hubba, Hubba my name is Cappy and what's yours?" said Cappy "My name is Angela Valdez, and this is my partner Spencer Hastings we're on a very extremely important mission" said Angela. "Hello Angela and Spencer, it's nice for ya'll to drop by but can I just call you Ange and your friend Spence or Angie and Hasting without the s at the end?" said Cappy. "Doesn't really matter but I'm just wondering about your Odyssey" said Angela. "So, you two are somewhat taller than the last person who approached to me 500 years ago to tried to beat the Twilit Bloat but failed miserably" said Cappy. "Yeah well I don't care about that but the Twilit Bloat thing well that is why we're here" said Angela. "You must be a fool to come against him many people have died trying to kill that motherfucker even when the Vortex Queen was around but somehow that damn lucky dolphin Ecco was the one who saved mankind but forgot about the fucking son, so we're basically fucked until Twilit Bloat is out of his misery" said Cappy. "So how do we get to the Twilit Bloat?" said Angela. "Yeah because we're out of time because the longer we stall there isn't gonna be a tomorrow" said Spencer. "Just board my Odyssey and I'll turn that sucker on for you and I'll just take you there to Lake Hylia at Lanayru Province" said Cappy. "Alright thanks Cappy so how do I get your Odyssey to work?" said Angela. "Allow me to work it out for ya'll" said Cappy. Cappy floats back into the globe and did something that caused the Odyssey to light up and it isn't all greyed up anymore as it looks good as new and it's now fully operated which indicates that those Power Moons can go suck it. "Well that was easy" said Spencer. "Just hop aboard and I'll take ya'll to Lake Hylia" said Cappy. "Gotcha, come on Spencer" said Angela. Angela and Spencer go to the Odyssey as Angela opens the door and they both go in while Spencer closes the door behind her. "Whoa nice digs" said Spencer. "I wouldn't mind using this as my cop copter" said Angela. Angela and Spencer sit on the couch while the Odyssey lifts from the ground and then just takes off and goes into a secret portal that just opened. "I wonder how long our ride is gonna take?" said Spencer. "It's our first trip to Lake Hylia together" said Angela. "I just can't wait until this mist to be over and done with" said Spencer. "It has to be done because even when we're gone in the next 500 years think of what's gonna happen to the future people in 2518" said Angela. "Can't have another tragic I can't take this shit no more" said Spencer. "Oh, as soon as we finish our mission, how about you spend the night at my place again and like continued where we left off?" said Angela. "Sure, Ricky gonna be working nightshift anyway" said Spencer. "It's a date then" said Angela. Moments late the Odyssey eventually made it to Lanayru Province at Lake Hylia as it pops out of the portal and slowly lands on land close to the water not to mention that Lake Hylia is also covered in twilight with a weird error scary music playing. "I guess that's our stop, I don't feel the Odyssey moving anymore" said Spencer. "You have reached Lake Hylia please take your things and we're not responsible if getting left behind and if it gets stolen then oh fucking well, have a good day" said Cappy. "Yup we're here alright, so are you ready?" said Angela. "Let's do this" said Spencer. Angela and Spencer get up from the couch as Angela opens the door to leave the Odyssey having Spencer to close the door behind her as they look around to see the sky is orange with black dots floating because Lake Hylia is covered in Twilight. "Angie I'm beginning to have second thoughts about this place" said Spencer. "Spencer we can do it, we must work as a team" said Angela. "I'm scared Angela, please hold my hand" said Spencer. Angela and Spencer hold hands and walks towards the boardwalk. "So, this Bloat is supposed to be somewhere in the water ahead of us" said Angela. "Are you sure, because I could've sworn I thought you needed to collect 16 or 12 light vessel tears to get the motherfucker to show up" said Spencer. "Um where did you hear that?" said Angela. "From a random reference" said Spencer. "What?" said Angela. "Oh, never mind" said Spencer. "Strange girl" said Angela. "So, the thing is hiding in the water like a fucking coward huh?" said Spencer. "That what it said on my computer back in our world, so we must rely on that" said Angela. Angela and Spencer walks on the boardwalk and Spencer happens to hum the Under The Boardwalk song as Angela just listens on. "(Humming) Way under my baby, under the boardwalk with his schlong in Jan's mouth under the—" sang Spencer. "Um what kind of porn song are you into?" said Angela. "Don't you watch The Sopranos?" said Spencer. "I never heard of it" said Angela. "Are you serious it's one of the best shows that used to come on HBO" said Spencer. "I don't have HBO, nor I couldn't afford it" said Angela. "Shit you totally missing out then, that show ended like 10 fucking years ago" said Spencer. "Interesting" said Angela. Just then Angela and Spencer make it to the small boat at the end of the boardwalk. "How convenient they leave a boat for us cliché" said Spencer. "Just get in" said Angela. "You first and you help me on, I get cringy when I get on boats" said Spencer. Angela steps on to the boat and held Spencer's hand allowing her to step down on the boat as well. "Thanks" said Spencer. "No problem" said Angela. Angela and Spencer sit down as Angela grabs the paddle and rows the boat. "I under is there gonna be any zombified sharks down here" said Spencer. "Spencer don't be such a baby" said Angela. "I'm no baby I'm a sexy mama" said Spencer. Angela continues to row the boat until she makes it to the 3 pieces of boards floating on the water. "I'm guessing this is where the Twilit Bloat lives at" said Angela. "Hmm I don't know people could've shipped wrecked up in this bitch" said Spencer. "Come on I'll help you off" said Angela. Angela and Spencer get up as Angela steps off the boat to get on one of the boards and held Spencer's hand to help her off the boat to stand beside her and just wait to figure out what's sup. "So apparently this is where the Twilit Bloat supposedly lives at" said Angela. Just then Spencer notices a drip in the water. "Angela do you see that?" said Spencer. When Angela looks at the water the suspense Jaws like music as in dun, dun music starts playing and she sees the water damn near splashing as the music did the wop part. "Spence you might be right about the shark part" said Angela. Angela and Spencer hold on to each other and then the suspense music starts to kick in as you may recognize the music that's playing in the background is the Twilit Bloat's theme as the music continues to amps up and eventually stops when the water makes a huge splash as if whatever it was had god away while Angela and Spencer are relieved that they let go of each other. "(Sighs) God that scared me" said Spencer. "That scared me too" said Angela. Just then Twilit Bloat pops out of thin air in front of Angela and Spencer screeching scaring the fuck out of Angela and Spencer when Bloat's theme starts playing in the background. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said Angela and Spencer. "What you pussy ass motherfuckers doing in my home and why you disturb my slumber?" said Bloat. "So, you must be Twilit Bloat" said Angela. "And why are you such a big ass incent with a huge fat butt and why does your legs look like some shriveled up dicks?" said Spencer. "Silence bull daggers, you two sons of bitches must be my supper I see ya'll somehow evaded my crew I sent into your world to feed them and bring me back some leftovers because we don't like starving every 500 years and you fucking humans can't understand all the shit we have to go through especially my mom who was killed by that cocksucking dolphin, but all I can say is that you bull daggers made a death wish coming into my home and you know what's really fucked up, if this day has passed you'll be here forever and I'll will eat ya'll out very good starting with your pussies HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA man they taste like strawberries" said Bloat. "This creature has some weird ass fetishes" said Spencer. "So, have you dropped by for my party and how is my mist treating ya'll?" said Bloat. "This mist of yours is gonna have to stop" said Angela. "Yeah we can't have you eating humans in our world eat your own kind because you are not gonna eat my pussy" said Spencer. "You motherfuckers are just asking for it and ya'll are gonna regret there and it looks to me I'll be eating ya'll out myself so have at you" said Bloat. Bloat dives in the water and swims under the board where Angela and Spencer are standing on and then they see this Angela and Spencer jumps on another board. "Ah fuck missed" said Bloat. Angela takes out her gun and shoots Bloat in the face causing him to fall in the water laying on its back and Spencer took out her gun and shot one of his legs. "UHHHHHHHHHH" said Bloat. Bloat gets back up and flies in the air as he electrifies his butt. "You are gonna wish you never did that" said Bloat. Bloat flies lower towers Spencer and Angela and swings his electric butt at Angela and Spencer but they jumped to another board while Bloat destroys board missing them completely. "NOOOOO, no, no, no, no, no live and learn" said Bloat. "Get ready Spence" said Angela. Bloat angrily charges at Angela and Spencer as they both readies their guns and they both shot Bloat repeatedly until he eventually flips over as he runs out of health and when he hits the water Bloat explodes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said Bloat. Now Twilit Bloat is dead. "Oh my god is it over?" said Spencer. "Yes, Twilit Bloat is dead" said Angela. As the battle theme ends Twilight disappears and the sky is now blue, and water is clear as blue as well. "We did it Spencer, Lake Hylia is saved" said Angela. "Which means the mist should be going away now" said Spencer. "You did really good partner I'm proud of you" said Angela. "Thanks Angela" said Spencer. Angela and Spencer hugs and gave each other a kiss which kind of surprises Spencer. "That's fine no worries" said Angela. Angela and Spencer continue to hug. "We should celebrate together" said Angela. "Yeah we should" said Spencer. "Let's celebrate by going to the Rumor Nightclub my treat" said Angela. "I would love that" said Spencer. "Come let's go to my place and I'll help you change okay" said Angela. "Sure" said Spencer. Angela and Spencer get back on their small boat as Angela rows the boat back at land to board the Odyssey back at the real world.