A/N I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE RING
An hour after the sorting
A pleased Dumbledore cuddled closer to his long time boyfriend, and secret husband Madeye. Dumbledore planned on expelling Harry's annoying little friend and would try to steer Harry towards the light. Dumbledore chuckled as he engulfed Madeye in a furious kiss that caused his magical eye to whirl and spin out of control.
The two had gotten married over the summer in a private ceremony with only Aberforth and a very pissed off Hagrid in attendance, due to Madeye's paranoia of large crowds. But for Albus Dumbledore, he could not have cared if the entire Wizangamot was there, as he could not take his eyes off of Mad Eye as he hobbled up the aisle in his veiled dress.
As much as Dumbledore wanted to think of happy things he had work to do, find out where Harry has been and get him into Gryffindor after that blasted hat had put him with his friend Samara Morgan (no doubt a mudblood) into Ravenclaw.
Soon Harry came in wearing the Ravenclaw crest on his robes, causing Dumbledore to scowl.
" Harry my boy I'm glad your finally here at Hogwarts I only wish you could have gotten your wish of being in Gryffindor, no worries we shall overlook the hats mistake and set you up with the lions, what do you say my boy" said Dumbledore charmingly as he waved Harry's objections away.
"Why would I want to be in Gryffindor " asked Harry in a confused voice.
Dumbledore gave a warm grandfather's smile, "Your absence following your relatives death was alarming my boy, I expect answers as to where you have been, but when you went missing it was my job as your magical guardian to find you a new place to live for when you showed up. I have arranged a marriage on your behalf with a wonderful light sided family, you will spend your summers with them and your betrothed, who all happen to be proud Gryffindor's" said Dumbledore pleasenly to a shocked Harry.
"IM NOT MARRYING SOME RANDOM PERSON" Harry roared.
"My boy I have been polite with you, you will extend me the same courtesy " said Dumbledore pleasently but without the twinkle in his eye. "You would be lucky to marry into the Weasley family as they are some of my best supporters, and Ronald will be a very good husband.
Harry nearly fainted, "husband" he asked weakly . Just then Moody's scream echoed from behind Dumbledore's bookshelf, where his private quarters were. Dumbledore turned to Harry. " We will talk tommorow now go join Ronald in the Gryffindor commonroom, he is expecting you, go there and nowhere else, I will know if you do said Dumbledore in a snarl.
As soon as Harry left he found Samara waiting for him just outside the headmasters office.
"What did you do" he asked as Samara gave a faint grin.
"You needed my help, so I helped" she said simply as Harry shrugged his shoulders as they made their their way to Ravenclaw tower.
Meanwhile Dumbledore pushed open the door to his quarters and saw that the TV was on and had a static screen. The plush purple carpeting was soaked and Madeye was sitting in his favorite tan armchair wearing his cheetah print bathrobes.
"Whats the matter bae" purred Dumbledore. Turning the chair around Dumbledore saw Madeye's warped face with his magical eye still spinning madly.
Dumbledore's screeched so loud that even a dementor would cower.